Chapter 11: The Story of the Bath

Because it is a child's body, he fell asleep after shaking on the ox cart for an hour, Chang'an City as the imperial capital of the Tang Dynasty, the official roads extending in all directions are still neatly repaired, even so, the speed of the ox cart is not fast, and the direct guide zhì has not seen what the first male city in the world, Chang'an City, looks like Yang Lin entered the palace in a daze.

"Wake up, wake up." A delicate voice sounded in Yang Lin's ears, and Yang Lin, who was stunned, habitually stretched out his left wrist in front of his eyes, and looked at his watch, it was more than five o'clock in the morning, and the summer day was early, and the sky outside was already bright at this time.

What caught her eye was a very neat and well-dressed girl, about fifteen or sixteen years old, her cheeks were very green, and a pair of big eyes stared at the hanging objects on Yang Lin's body like a strange look, last night, Yi Guogong carried a sleeping boy into the palace, and the aunt on duty instructed this girl to take care of it, because the palace is rumored to be a prodigy, and the things hanging on his body are mysterious and mysterious, the little girl doesn't even dare to touch him, but the strong curiosity drives her to keep peeking at those strange things, Her eyes, which were already large, looked even bigger after staying up all night.

"Hey, my back."

As soon as Yang Lin turned around, he pulled out the Swiss Army knife that had been pressed and slept all night from behind his back and threw it aside, without looking at him, he knew that his back must have been a deep red mark by chrome, Qin Lao Guogong was used to fighting, and it was common to sleep with a shovel, but Yang Lin's small arms and legs couldn't withstand the hard chromium, so he sat up and moved his waist a few times, so that the blood could circulate there quickly.

"Who are you? Where am I? ”

The little girl seemed to be frightened by Yang Lin, who suddenly woke up in pain, and bowed respectfully in front of the bed, but did not speak.

Yang Lin, who felt that his back was a little more comfortable, climbed from the bed to the side of the bed, looked around at the all-wooden house he was in, the decoration was quite exquisite, but there was no trace of luxury, and then looked at the little girl who was kneeling on the ground next to the bed and seemed to be waiting for instructions, and said in a commanding tone: "Get up, what are you kneeling in the morning." ”

"The slave and maid are assigned by the aunt in charge to serve the master, and it is right to kneel to the master." The little girl refused to get up, but slowly raised her head.

"It's still handsome, tell me what is your name, and also, you are not allowed to kneel me in the future, I am not your parents, I will be dizzy when I am kneeled." Yang Lin jumped down from the huge bed, pulled the saber again, and saw that the pistol was in his waist on the left, so he stuck the saber in the right sheath.

"The slave is called Chun Tao, and she was born to serve her master! Don't dislike the slave and the maid, if the aunt in charge knows, the slave and the maid will have no way to live. The maid named Chun Tao became more and more pitiful the more she spoke, and when she reached the second half of the sentence, her eyes were still moist and about to burst into tears.

"Is it so strict? I didn't say you're bad, by the way, my backpack! I fell asleep without taking a shower last night, and now my body stinks to death, get some water for me to wash. "The Tang Dynasty is not a fool with an elm head, or a smart person with superb acting skills, this Chun Tao is obviously a smart person, pretending to be pitiful will work very well for children, but it is not good for adults like Yanglin who have the appearance of a child, he is a little fairy who is full of secrets, Li Er can't send an ordinary maid to take care of him, thinking about sweet potatoes and corn has already arrived in front of Li Er's case, but now it is Yanglin who has the initiative, and it is these people in the Tang Dynasty who want to explore, Yanglin will naturally let them play their acting skills freely!

"Hot water has already been prepared for Childe in the bath, Childe is going to meet His Majesty today, he needs to take a bath and change clothes, and he needs to learn some rules." Chun Tao took Yang Lin's backpack next to the bed and handed it to Yang Lin, and sure enough, as Yang Lin expected, this little maid was clear about the process after Yang Lin entered the palace, and the dead backpack was twisted lightly by this little girl who was only fifteen or sixteen years old.

"You better hold it for me! Take me to the bath, the hot bath, I haven't washed in a long time. "Out of the room Yang Lin only to know that he lived in a very large palace hall, for this kind of pure wood building in fact, Yang Lin is disdainful, after seeing the useless, the history of Li Er's Tai Chi Hall often walks the water The reason for its practical science is very good to explain, pure wood building, and the tallest building in Chang'an City, Lei Deng is afraid that he likes to be close to such Dongdong.

The bath palace is not far away, Yang Lin under the leadership of Chun Tao quickly entered a steaming indoor small pool, in Yang Lin's opinion, this palace is this bath can have a little to do with the word "Hao". Chun Tao wanted to serve Yanglin to take a bath, but he refused, not that Yanglin was shy, a child still has nothing to be shy, that old heart has already entered a high-end sauna club, and has enjoyed a full set of massages by beautiful women, but when he saw such a big pool of warm water, Yanglin wanted to relax alone.

"I love to take a bath with a lot of bubbles, ahhhhhh・・・・・・h

Yang Lin, who was dressed in fragrant white bubbles, hummed a song while rubbing his whole body up and down, biting a toothbrush that was obviously too big to fit in his mouth was slowly twitching, and from time to time he twisted Bai Huahua's buttocks, and there were two colorful bottles on the edge of the bath, one bottle was shampoo, and the other was shower gel, after three months of use, there was not much left of these two bottles, holding on to his growing hair, Yang Lin sometimes worried about how to live without shampoo, did he have to shave his head? The toothpaste has been squeezed and shriveled, which is already a situation that he uses very sparingly.

"Slaves and maids meet His Royal Highness the Prince."

Outside the main hall, a young maid walked in two rows, behind the line was a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy, the little boy obviously had just gotten up, with a sleepy face, he was the prince of the Tang Dynasty, Li Er's eldest son Li Chengqian.

"Spring peach? What are you doing here when you're not in front of your father? Who's in it? Li Chengqian was a little surprised that Chun Tao appeared in his palace, and at the same time, he also heard the sound in the bathroom and asked in surprise.

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, inside is His Royal Highness's new attendant, His Majesty issued an order, so that he temporarily resides in the Prince's Chengqian Palace, because His Majesty is going to summon him today, so let him bathe and change clothes here." Chun Tao replied very methodically.

"New acolyte? That little fairy? Now Li Chengqian came to his senses, and he didn't even have the sleepiness when he got up in the morning, so he retreated left and right and walked towards the bathhouse.

"I love bathing, turtles fall, ahhh・・・・・h

"What is this singing, how can a turtle fall in a bath! Didn't the turtle lie on the ground, how could it fall, but there were really a lot of bubbles. Li Chengqian was surprised when he looked at the white bubbles in the bath, and grabbed a lump of white bubbles with his hand and put it in front of his nose to smell it, and said in surprise: "It's really fragrant." ”

"Cut, soil buns, this is what I have already used, if you like it, you can use it again." Yang Lin completely forgot that he was in the palace, thinking that this was a bathhouse that everyone could enter, according to the standards of later generations, a person could not use such a large pool of water for a bath, but he thought that he deliberately thought so, he could not know that there was such a big movement outside, he already knew the identity of the person who came, but he did not plan to bow down, and he knelt and kowtowed to people, Yang Lin was extremely disgusted.

"Oh, can I wash together, too?" Li Chengqian was not polite, he directly took off a white robe and a single coat draped on his body, jumped into the bath naked, and glanced at the bird feathers in his crotch, Yang Lin concluded that this buddy was at most twelve or thirteen years old.

"There aren't many people with birds in the palace, so your status shouldn't be low! Promise me one thing, I won't bother with you about bathing with my fragrant bubbles. Yang Lin said very stinky, just now he said it himself and asked others to use it again.

"Hehe, I don't even mind if you use my bath! You care about these bubbles, but you can tell me what it is, and maybe I'll say yes in a good mood! "There are no stupid people in the Li family, although they like the fragrance of bubbles very much, but Li Chengqian still seems very calm, and he didn't use a jar to fill up all the bubble water that Yanglin has bathed in, and it is called a divine water with a bubbling fairy spirit.

"It's not difficult, it's not difficult, it's absolutely not difficult, as long as you promise not to let me kneel you in the future, a little bubble, it's easy to say, I still have a long-lasting fragrance of Head & Shoulders Shampoo, you can take care of your hair for at least three days with a refreshing fragrance, Shuskinjia shower gel, so that your skin is smooth and pleasant, in the hot summer, this kind of baby liquid can't be found in the whole Datang, as long as you agree, I will give it to you once." Yanglin's advertising words are full of beads and cannons, and Li Chengqian is also entangled, if he just doesn't kneel to him, it's not that he can't agree, and then look at the colorful bottles by the bath, Li Chengqian is quite moved, thinking that this is the source of these fragrant bubbles, holding it for a long time, Li Chengqian finally stretched out three fingers.

"Three times, give it to me three times and I'll promise you."

"Wow. You're too greedy, aren't you? I don't have much left, I don't know how many times I can use it, forget it, this transaction is invalid! "Yanglin has been in the shopping mall for several years, and he knows the way to start the price on the ground and repay the money on the spot, but Li Chengqian is still just a little gentleman who reads the books of sages extensively, and he struggled for a long time, and finally gave up his original goal.

"Twice, it can't be missing, once for my father and once for my mother, and I myself will use these bubbles to wash and wash." Li Chengqian's eyes finally took his eyes off the colorful bottles, and he concentrated on grabbing some bubbles on the water surface and wiping them on himself.

"Okay, for the sake of your filial piety, make a deal! But I'll give you two drops of French perfume when I'm done, which not only has a long-lasting fragrance, but also repels mosquitoes, which is a gift for the first time to do business with you! Yang Lin said while drying the foam on his body, it's not that French perfume is cheaper than shampoo shower gel, it's just that shampoo shower gel is really useless, and it's almost gone, and a bottle of French perfume, if you drip slowly, can be used for half a year, and besides, he doesn't usually use it much except when he is camping in the mountains.

"Can I give those two drops of French perfume to my father and queen mother?"

"No, don't even think about it, the general didn't give my brother a seal, and I still want my brother's perfume, no way." Yang Lin put those bottles and cans into his backpack, put a towel that couldn't be wrung dry on his shoulder, and went straight out of the bath palace, but he forgot to put on the short piece that really didn't fit well and already smelled of sweat.

"Ah, shame or not."

As soon as Yang Lin came out of the bath palace, he was surrounded by a burst of laughter and scolding that covered his mouth, in the palace, the little cock is a rare thing, the palace maid can just look at it, but it is too much of a loss to be stared at by a few old eunuchs.

"What are you laughing at, don't you know if my brother is a child?" Yang Lin roared, threw away his dead backpack, and hurriedly covered the little cock with both hands.

"It's all gone! This is the garment prepared for the Lord. "The identity of Emperor Chuntao's maid can still be spoken, the palace maids and eunuchs around the prince generally give the people around the emperor a little face, and they all walked away when they heard the words, Yang Lin grabbed the clothes but couldn't put them on for a long time, Tang clothes, especially Tang palace clothes, are really troublesome to wear.

"It's better for you to come. By the way, help me clean that short shirt, although it doesn't fit, but it's easy to wear. Yang Lin threw the clothes that he didn't know for a long time, and he couldn't figure out the top and bottom clothes to Chun Tao, and stretched out his arms to both sides viciously, completely ignoring the little cock standing in the wind, waiting for Chun Tao to dress him.