Text 724, a real hooligan, dare to face the bleak life [2/3]

"Fart, what kind of asshole are you? Loosen the tie and let me see it for myself, can't you? The little sister was furious. //. 78 No pop-up window Fast update //

"I won't let you see it." Zhuge Liang spread his hands and said: "If you want to know if your xiōng department is still there, just beg me mō." ”

"Unless I'm stupid, how can I ask someone to come to my own xiōng department?" The little sister was so angry that she gritted her teeth.

So Zhuge Liang ignored her, let her think crankily on the back of the horse next to her, and turned his head to chat with Sun Yu.

Sun Yu glanced at the little sister, and "tsk" twice in her mouth, her eyes were both like pity and as if she was saying that she deserved it, and she couldn't say it.

When the little sister saw Sun Yu's expression, her heart was like fifteen buckets of water, why did he look at me like this? Could it be that my xiōng part has really been cut off? He just cast a sympathetic look at me...... Yes! Don't, ahhhh

She pricked up her ears to listen desperately, and heard Sun Yuzheng whispering to Zhuge Liang: "Poor, what a girl...... It's so miserable. ”

The little sister was taken aback, is this sentence saying: What a good girl, without a xiōng department, it's really miserable............

Human imagination is infinite, especially when you can't see, mōcan't, and when you're afraid, your imagination will help your master complete a lot of unbelievable brain supplements, in fact, after watching horror movies, women will probably make up for the monsters in their homes, and there are ghosts in the forbidden corridors, so as to perfectly realize self-intimidation, scaring themselves so much that they dare not move, and can't sleep.

The little sister is scaring herself now, she doesn't know that Sun Yu and Zhuge Liang are talking about Zhang Zhongjing, Sun Yu feels very miserable about Zhang Zhongjing's serious injury, but she forcibly made up this sentence to herself, thinking that she is miserable without a xiōng department.

Come to think of it. Chuan Yamei cried in a hurry, although she is a little sister, although she is angry, but she is a woman after all, and a woman has no xiōng department, what will it look like?

"Zhuge Liang, I beg you, loosen the tie, let me see my own xiōng department, I want to know if it's still there!" The little sister roared with all her strength.

"Don't show it, I'm still the same sentence, if I want to know, I beg Lou Geliang to laugh evilly.

"Then I'll beg you," the little sister felt endless humiliation.

"Tsk, it would be fine if you begged me earlier." Zhuge Liang smiled strangely: "Find the truth, go to mō." ”

Dizzy, Sun Yu's sweat flowed down: "Why do you want me to mō?" ”

Dizzy, the little sister's sweat also flowed down: "Why are you looking for a man?" ”

Zhuge Liang shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands and said: "I don't like mō women, of course I can only find other people, now I am the only woman in the army, I don't mō, I can only find men." ”

"I don't want it!" The little sister was furious.

"You don't want to find the truth?" Zhuge Liang smiled: "It's okay, I'm as good as a stream, I'll call a few soldiers to come to mō." ”

Little Sister: "......"

"You hooligan, demon, yín thief, slut" The little sister couldn't help it, and poured out a bunch of foul mouths pouring beans at Zhuge Liang: "Don't fall into my hands, otherwise I'll find fifty men to wheel you a hundred times." ”

"Huh? That's a good idea. Zhuge Liang tilted his head and said: "Come on, find fifty of the ugliest soldiers, and let's turn this foul-mouthed little sister a hundred times." ”

Little Sister: "......"

The tragic little sister finally discovered one thing, now she is a prisoner, Zhuge Liang holds her power of life and death, and she and Zhuge Liang will definitely not end well if they play hooligans. This is also a stage that Xiao Taimei and Gu Huò Zai must go through, that is, to fully understand the current situation, and no longer have inexplicable impulses, otherwise they will be doomed.

In later generations, there were many ancient huò boys who died on the streets, because they provoked people they couldn't afford at the inappropriate time and in the inappropriate place, and as a result, they were cut down on the street with a watermelon knife, which is the price of being stupid.

"I admit it" The little sister finally couldn't be arrogant: "Don't ask people to turn me ..............."

"Hey, weren't you fierce just now? He also said that he would take my turn. Zhuge Liang smiled as pure as an angel.

"I was wrong, I don't dare anymore." The little sister drooped her head.

"Tsk, it's good to be obedient, find the truth, go to the mōshe xiōng department." Zhuge Liang flattened his mouth.

Sun Yu glared at her: I wipe, at this time, I go up to the xiōng department of the little sister of the mō family, what is the difference between this and forced binding and obscenity? Am I still human when I do this kind of thing?

"Zhang Zhongjing's injury" Zhuge Liang dragged out these words in a long tone, meaningfully.

Sure enough, at the mention of Zhang Zhongjing's serious injury, Sun Yu's heart suddenly hardened, what kind of forced binding and obscenity, to hell. Lao Tzu must teach the little sister a lesson, Zhuge Liang also told me last night that if you want to subdue the girl in the rebellious period, it is better to beat it with a big stick than to speak warmly.

He stretched out his hand, covered the little sister's xiōng part, and squeezed it hard. The meaning of this punishment is more important than laughing, so Sun Yu mō is not light at all, but pinched hard, the xiōng part is originally a soft place, and it can't withstand this kind of vigorous kneading, the little sister screamed in pain: "Ah, it hurts, it's really cut?" ”

She panicked in her heart, and took the feeling of pinching pain as the feeling of being touched by a wound in the xiōng department, and this time her face turned a little whiter with fright: "Zhuge Liang, you are so ruthless, you actually really cut off my left xiōng, I... Woo, I'm not alive anymore...

You kind of kill me, if I escape, I must pay it back, I dare to say this, I am not afraid that you will find fifty ugly men to turn me and let me out. ”

"Cut, let's talk about it if you can escape." Zhuge Liang cocked his fingers, raised the chin of the little sister and said, "Well, in fact, this kind of thing can still grow after cutting off, what are you afraid of?" ”

"It's impossible, how can it grow again." The little sister cried.

“。 Production, the "medical saint" who was seriously injured by you, Zhang Zhongjing can regenerate flesh and blood, just xiōng, but the kung fu of a cup of tea will be restored. ”

"Huh?" The little sister was overjoyed: "Yes, there is also this trick." ”

Zhuge Liang snorted coldly: "But you beat her to a serious injury!" Now if you ask her, she may not be willing to save you. ”

"This ......" the little sister was stunned: "What should I do?" ”

"It's very simple, dance a luǒ dance to Xunzhen, let him help say a favor to Zhang Zhongjing, and she will be willing to save you." Zhuge Liang smiled evilly and said: "You still need to tie the bell to unlock the bell, aren't you yelling to catch Xunzhen to dance the luǒ dance?" Now if you want to make amends for your mistakes, you have to do the opposite.

"I don't have a left xiōng, it's ugly, I don't want to dance the luǒ dance" Xiao Taimei said with a crying tone.

At this time, Sun Yu snorted coldly and spoke: "Really a hooligan, dare to face the bleak life, dare to face the dripping blood, you are just worried that you will not dare to play a hooligan without Zuo Xiōng, it can be seen how low your grade is!" You don't want to watch your luǒ dance. ”

He thought for a while, and added: "Every time my Zhuge Liang plays hooligan, it is for a purpose and gain, and she will only go to play hooligan if she can get certain benefits after playing hooligan." But what about you? Every time you play some lip service, just to embarrass the other party's people, what's the point of playing hooligan like this? ”

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Sun Yu hit the horse and walked away, leaving the little sister and Zhuge Liang there.

The light rain was still drifting away, and it was cold and cold between heaven and earth, Sun Yu and others finally caught up with the tail of the Chinese army, and at this time the Chinese army had walked out of the border of Sichuan and was passing through the Mingyue Gorge plank road and entering the sphere of influence of Hanzhong County.

The soft girl hung at the back of the line, waiting for Sun Yu. The two talked in a low voice, and Sun Yu told the soft girl what happened to the grain and grass army, including Zhang Zhongjing's serious injury and recuperation in the back.

The soft girl frowned: "This Wang Ping is very hot, she can fly over from anywhere to attack, the threat to our army is very great, we must find a way to take it." ”

Sun Yu nodded, this is indeed a very tricky general, she can fly with an army, and she can also carry a general, for example, Jiang Wei was carried this time. Although the surprise attack failed and Jiang Wei was lost, the next time she came back, she would be more careful and not so easy to deal with.

"Deal with this kind of guy who flies in the sky...... My "Bow King, it's easier to use." Sun Yu said in a low voice: "Next time she flies again, I will directly pull the bow and shoot her, but in addition to flying and taking military skills, she also seems to have the strength of the golden sè level, and my bow may not be able to keep her, if only Lou Jun still had a powerful general with a bow." ”

"Tai Shici's archery skills are also good, but she has gone to recover Jiangdong." Sun Yu mōzi mō headed, and said a little depressedly: "Don't say it, I thought about it carefully and found that there are really few people in our Gongsun army who are good at long-range attacks." ”

"Zhang Jiao ran out of energy in the battle with Nanhua and needed to recuperate for a while, and it was impossible to write to her to help now. Well, it's not a big hassle. The soft girl nodded: "I usually haven't noticed it, but when I really need to hit the enemy from a distance, I find that the manpower in my hands is stretched." ”

It's a pity that Huang Zhong's "Bow King" guy refused to use a bow at all, and he carried a ten-stone iron tire bow on his back, but he didn't shoot an arrow, which was really a headache. "The soft girl is a little sorry.

"Hey, that's right, Huang Zhong!" Sun Yu woke up in his heart, I came to Hanzhong this time, I was looking forward to whether Huang Zhong could unlock it, from my analysis, the most likely place for Huang Zhong to unlock was the battle of Dingjun Mountain and kill Xiahou Yuan.

Wait a minute! If you think about it so carefully, Xiahou Yuan is also very likely to be near Hanzhong at this time, if Wang Ping flies over with her on his back and shoots arrows from the sky to the bottom with the strength of Xiahou Yuan's "Bow King", and then condescendingly, our army will definitely be shot all over the place Thinking of this, Sun Yu was startled, and found a herald and ordered loudly: "Hurry up and order the Xiliang Majia army in the front to retreat, so that the grain and grass army behind it will also come closely, our army can no longer be scattered into three roads, huddled together, and prepare to pay the enemy's attack!" ”！。