Chapter 6: Please Make Me Laugh for Your Idiot (Finale)
Xiao Xiaoxiao didn't know why the enemy in front of him retreated, the twelve of them were well-trained and cooperated tacitly, although Xiao Xiaoxiao was very confident in his military skills, but he had to admit that he was by no means the opponent of these twelve people.
But it is an indisputable fact that they retreated, anyway. Just as Xiao Xiaoxiao and Nona looked at each other, a signal flare suddenly rose into the sky, pulling a graceful red arc in the air.
When Nona and Xiao Xiaoxiao finally found the signal flare, they were both stunned by the scene in front of them. A blonde woman who is about twenty-four or five years old, can be called first-class in terms of figure and appearance, the whole person is pressed on the body of Fengyinglou, and in her hand there is still a flare gun that has been used, even if she has stopped breathing, I don't know why, at the corner of her lips, there is still a faint smile.
There are definitely not many people who can face death with such a smile!
And the Wind Shadow Building, which was pressed under her body entirely, was alive. Facing the gaze of Fengyinglou, Nona was like an electric shock, and her whole person trembled fiercely. Following her gaze, Xiao Xiaoxiao also fell into a long-term sluggishness.
In the eyes of the Wind Shadow Building, the blood red formed because of the pain had disappeared. Although his pupils are still full of red blood because of excessive congestion, as long as they are familiar with him, they can see the innocence of this man in his flexible eyes.
He's back to normal?!
The reason, I don't know!
Reason, now the ghost has time to pay attention!
Nona let out a cry of surprise and rushed over desperately, but just as she was about to throw herself into the arms of the Wind Shadow Building and cry loudly, her movements suddenly stopped. Because she clearly saw that because of her overly excited emotions and movements, a hint of cringe suddenly rose in Fengyinglou's eyes.
That's right, it's cringe! Nona never dreamed that a man like Kazekage would show such a little girl-like expression.
"Sister, who are you? Where am I? ”
Hearing Feng Yinglou ask two jaw-dropping questions in a timid voice, even Xiao Xiaoxiao was stunned. After being stunned for a long time, Xiao Xiaoxiao stretched out his hand and pointed to the corpse that had been pressing on Fengyinglou's body, and said, "Who is she?" ”
"I don't know!" There was already a hint of crying in Fengyinglou's voice: "Just now she suddenly rushed out and hugged me, her body was as hot as fire, and she kept rubbing and pressing on my head. I don't know why, I couldn't move because she pressed me, and finally she said in my ear, 'He must like me to accompany him on the road, not you, so you just stay and continue to play your own game of nation-building', and then this fierce big sister pressed on me and didn't move. ”
Speaking of which, Wind Shadow Lou still shook his elbow, using this action to prove that he had been tendered.
Before dying, he shot a signal flare and led Xiao Xiaoxiao and Nona to find him, and it was the key. Only Key, an expert in soul science, could use all methods to forcibly push the Wind Shadow Building back when it was already on the verge of collapse.
But how strong is the spiritual power of the Wind Shadow Building, when Key tried his best to push the Wind Shadow Building back, his subconscious resistance also made Key in the spiritual realm, irreparably fatal and heavy. In fact, if people like them really fight to the death, the final outcome will inevitably be a lose-lose situation.
When Hai Qingwu and Fengyinglou, a pair of lovers who had been separated for nearly ten years, finally reunited, seeing that because of her, a "stranger", she quickly rushed over and immediately shrank to Nona, who was relatively familiar with many women, and Hai Qingwu was also stunned.
But Feng Yinglou quickly shifted his attention to Lei Hongfei's body, he tilted his head sideways, looked at it carefully for a long time, and finally called out in a somewhat distressed and uncertain tone: "Brother Lei Hongfei?" ”
Lei Hongfei was also stunned, before meeting, he had already known the current situation of Fengyinglou through contact with Xiaoxiao, and he was mentally prepared in advance, but looking at Fengyinglou in front of him, as well as the expression on his face, I don't know why, he actually thought of the first meeting with Fengyinglou on that summer night sixteen years ago.
Fengyinglou knew Lei Hongfei, but Qiu Yue, Li Fan, and Yang Liang, the classmates he began to contact after entering the Fifth Special Force Elite Training School, stood in front of Fengyinglou, except that because there were too many "strangers", Fengyinglou obviously became flustered, and there was no effect.
The memory of Fengyinglou was cut off to the night he met Lei Hongfei, and then his sixteen years of ups and downs all disappeared.
Hai Qingwu stared blankly at Fengyinglou, really, she really saw on Fengyinglou's face, when this man first entered the school, he was innocent and with a bit of curiosity and cringe, and saw his eyes as blue as the sky, which had quietly faded because of his killing spree, but now they reappeared with innocence and frankness.
After more than fifty hours of painful torment and hellish spiritual baptism, even the most brilliant brain doctor could not say when Feng Ying Lou would be able to regain his memory, or he would forget this sixteen-year-long life and experience for the rest of his life.
Feng Yinglou hid behind Lei Hongfei, because there was such a sworn brother as a shield, he was obviously much bolder, and his eyes suddenly fell on an eight-year-old boy. That child is Xiaofeng, the child of Fengyinglou and Haiqing Dance.
Fengyinglou's gaze at Xiao Feng became more and more friendly, and just when everyone was sighing in their hearts, the greatness of family affection, Fengyinglou finally spoke, "My name is Fengyinglou, what's your name, let's be friends." ”
He thought that he was still eight years old, and the "friend" he was looking for should of course be the eight-year-old Xiaofeng, his biological son!
If it were an ordinary woman, when she saw this scene, she would definitely cover her mouth and let out a painful scream, right? But Hai Qingwu didn't, she just looked at Fengyinglou in a daze, until the sadness in her eyes turned into incomprehensible tenderness little by little.
"That's fine." Hai Qingwu walked up to Fengying Building, looked at him, and said in a low voice: "Isn't it a relief for you to be able to forget all this experience?" Maybe subconsciously, you also want to forget everything you did on the battlefield and choose your life again. Otherwise, why do you only keep your memories until you are eight years old?! ”
Speaking of which, no matter how proud Hai Qingwu was, how strong she was, and the faint tears still couldn't help but gather in the corners of her eyes. If forgetting everything on the battlefield was really the subconscious hope of the Wind Shadow Building, then why didn't he put the time back for three months?
In that case, at least, in his memory, there is still Hai Qingwu!
The thousand knots woven from her hair are still intimately tied to Fengyinglou's wrists, but this man who can do everything for her has no place for her in his memory. In the face of all this, in the face of this scarred man, the profound pride and sadness rose from the bottom of his heart at the same time, tasting the ups and downs of this life, how could Hai Qingwu not cry? !
"Sister, why are you crying?"
Facing Fengyinglou's puzzled question, Hai Qingwu wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with the back of her hand, and before she could answer, Lei Hongfei spoke, "Because this sister is too smart, she has never been able to find a boyfriend." ”
"Oh, too smart woman......" Feng Yinglou tilted his head, with a thoughtful expression on his face, "I've heard people say, 'A woman who is as wise as a demon will either be someone else's mistress or a nun in the future', sister, you don't dare to be too smart!" ”
Hai Qingwu froze again, because, if she remembered correctly, these two sentences seemed to be sixteen years ago, when she and Fengying Lou met for the first time, the eight-year-old little kid had done something wrong, but she almost said these two sentences with a crooked nose.
……
The next morning, when Hai Qingwu pushed open her door, she was surprised to find that under her door, I don't know when, there was an extra letter.
A very clumsy letter, but it bears a striking resemblance to sixteen years ago...... Love letter!
Looking at the bottom corner of this love letter, the avatar that was too familiar to be familiar anymore, was sticking out his tongue and winking and smiling at her, and the happy smile and tears had bloomed from Hai Qingwu's face at the same time.
Seeing Fengyinglou quietly stuff the "love letter" under Hai Qingwu's door, and watching Hai Qingwu open this love letter with his own eyes, Lei Hongfei finally spoke, "The marriage is yours, it's yours after all, you can't run away." ”
At this time, Chen Yan's scream suddenly came from the bathroom: "Hooligans......"
The girl's call quickly weakened, and Feng Yinglou's upright voice vigorously entered the eardrums of everyone present, "I want to take a bath, my sister will help me apply bath liquid on my back!" ”
……
The bathroom was quiet, no one ran out of the wilderness, and the super pervert of Fengyinglou was not kicked out. Perhaps, Chen Yan, who had known Fengying Lou for a long time and knew his condition well, finally helped him to wipe the bath gel.
Seeing Hai Qingwu's eyes suddenly rise with a sharp and murderous aura, Lei Hongfei, who found that something was wrong, immediately tried to remedy it, "Don't look at Fengyinglou's current memory is retained until he is eight years old, but he has been hit hard after all, maybe IQ, well, that is only at the level of four or five years old now......"
Eight years old, even if he Lei Hongfei was eight years old, he accidentally broke into the girls' bath, he would immediately retreat in a panic, right? Therefore, the current Fengying Building, in terms of mentality, well, must still stay at the kindergarten class level where boys and girls share a bathroom!
"Hey, did you see where the Wind Shadow Building went?"
At this critical moment, in the other corner of the corridor, Andrew's voice came from which he clearly did not wake up. Because of the corner of the back, Andrew couldn't see Hai Qingwu and Lei Hongfei at all, she grabbed Nona casually, and said: "Last night, he suddenly ran into my room in the middle of the night, saying that he couldn't sleep alone in a strange room, and he arched and squeezed to grab the quilt with me, and made trouble for most of the night, but as soon as I opened my eyes, he disappeared." ”
Nona's voice sounded quite unpleasant, "Yesterday he ran to my room first, but he ran away after sleeping for less than half an hour, and it turned out that he ran to you." ”
"Of course!" Andrew's voice revealed a little smugness, "When I was in Afghanistan with Wind Shadow Building, we slept together every night in order to keep warm, even if Wind Shadow House forgot about me as a person, his body would not forget the experience we had." He wasn't used to sleeping in an unfamiliar room, of course, he wanted to find something familiar enough to sleep peacefully. ”
Seeing that the expression on Hai Qingwu's face was getting worse and worse, even Lei Hongfei's eyelids were beating wildly.
But in the other corner of the corridor, a group of brothers from the Wind Shadow Building were sighing softly.
Zhou Yuqi: "Our wind boss is too 'surname' Fu, right?" ”
Qiu Yue shook his head, "Are you mistaken, what kind of character is Sister Haiqingwu, how can she be such a strong woman, how can she allow the man she likes to mess around?" ”
Li Fan thought about it and said: "Look at the current situation of our Feng boss, his behavior is at best the level of a kindergarten class, in this case, how dare Sister Haiqingwu be angry again, how dare she yell and yell at him?" You know, if you want to blackface a child, people will remember you for a lifetime, and even fear you for a lifetime. ”
The Dragon King grinned and smiled, "Hehe, I'm just starting to look forward to how we will deal with the current situation after our Wind Boss recovers his senses." Although he is only four years old now, he is also a twenty-five-year-old adult after all, so he is squeezed into the same bed with other girls in one room after another, doesn't he need to bear this responsibility? ”
Yang Liang touched his chin and made a conclusion: "The stallion, the performance of the wind boss, is the representative of the standard harem stallion!" ”
There are so many people, it seems that only Tie Niu is the most realistic, he scratched his scalp and said: "If Fengyinglou recovers his senses, he still wants to mess with flowers and grass, but I'm afraid that Sister Hai Qingwu will really kill him with one shot!" ”
"Hmm!"
Everyone nodded vigorously at the words that Tie Niu said, showing a rather tacit degree of cooperation.
"Sister, sister, my shoelaces are open, can you tie them for me?"
"Sister, can you feed me?"
"Sister, you are soft and fragrant, you really smell good!"
Listening to the shouts of joy from afar, Feng Ying Lou was extremely happy, Lei Hongfei suddenly found that Hai Qingwu was no longer angry, nor did he stare at it, but took out a pen and a small notebook, and began to record something on it.
"Sister, you won't ......"
"What's not going to be?" Hai Qingwu raised his head and raised a chilling smile at Lei Hongfei, "Haven't you heard of the Autumn Queen's accounting?" Haven't you heard of it, don't you don't report it, the time has not come, and when the time comes, everything will be reported? Now he's too young, it's okay, I can wait, but everything he does, I'll find someone to write it down. ”
Looking at Hai Qingwu's snow-white teeth, the corners of Lei Hongfei's eyebrows kept jumping. In view of it, whether the Wind Shadow Building really needs to recover its memory really has to be considered again!
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