Chapter 24: The Beast Who Hates Doing It in Person's Face!
I rolled my eyes speechlessly: "What are you afraid of, it's like eating no bigger than a cat, do you still think you can eat fat?" Besides, now is the time for you to grow your body, and eating more is good for you, you know? ”
"I don't like fat huhu, it's ugly." The little sister gave me a blank look, and continued to compete with the wheat porridge and a few side dishes in the bowl.
"You girl, don't worry, run a few laps like this every day, you can't get fat if you want to." continued to drink porridge, and snorted at the girl's words.
After drinking the porridge, he changed out of the sweat-soaked wet clothes on his body, and was about to practice calligraphy every day, when he received a report from his family, Li Shimin, Li Xuanba and Li Sanniang came to visit.
I just remembered that today was the day when I made an appointment with Li Shimin to make trouble with Liu Hongji, a friend. He can explain it by taking Li Xuanba, a safflower double-stick thug, but the question is, what is this guy doing with his sister? Isn't this guy afraid of bringing his sister to ruin, being influenced by the dark side of the underworld, and thus becoming the kind of underworld bewitched woman with a dragon tattooed on her back, wearing a one-eye mask, carrying a horizontal knife on her waist, slapping the table and turning her face if she doesn't say a word, and slapping a beer bottle on the other party's head?
However, when my eyes fell on the girl with a look of anticipation in her eyes, I suddenly understood the sinister intentions of Li Shimin's Lolita, the ancestor of you, you are a plank, and you clearly want my sister (1) (Ben) [Read] The novel ybduzi also followed. Depend on!
"Well, good sister, why did the world's virtuous brother come to invite him to find Liu Hongji for his brother, and he will come when he goes to be his brother, how about it?" Well, Li Shimin is not afraid of bringing his own sister badly, but I'm afraid, after all, my sister is only a little over twelve years old now, unlike Li Sanniang, who is already fourteen, and her mental maturity is stronger than my sister.
Besides, with Li Sanniang's archery skills comparable to her father's, her martial arts are not much worse, and a few little ruffians are definitely not her opponents, but my sister is different, at least in terms of attack and defense, if the Li family brothers and sisters are eighty-five, of course, Li Xuanba's family can also be more than ninety, then my eldest grandson brother and sister are at most fifty or so ......
Of course, the intelligence value must be higher than our brothers and sisters, but the problem is that now it is a den of the underworld, and no matter how high the so-called intelligence is, I am afraid of kitchen knives.
I'd rather face a master with thoughts, brains and desires, rather than a ruffian hooligan who only kills people and arsons for fun in his head and claws, after all, if he is a master with ideals and ambitions, my brother can fool him into betraying the original master to defect to my brother with his three-inch tongue.
After saying this, he ignored the girl's instantly resentful gaze and walked towards the door.
“…… Hmph, he left me at home again, and ran to play by himself, and when the time came, I had to tell my mother. "But the problem is that the sister's resentment is too strong, and a sentence makes me drag back when I just stepped out of the room.
"Good girl, obedient, I have explained to you that kind of bloody and dark place is not suitable for a virtuous lady like my sister." I had no choice but to laugh and walk back, and flattered the girl who was about to hang up the oil bottle.
Well, for the threat of the sister, although we don't take it seriously, but the problem is in case this girl really runs to her mother to complain, well, although the mother is very kind and likes to convince people with virtue, but the problem is that when the time comes, it will definitely have to be a scalp numb.
"Then brother, do you mean to say that Li Sanniang is not virtuous and virtuous?" The girl blinked with a sly smile and blinked her eyes and suddenly rolled her eyes when she said this.
"My brother is praising you, how can you be like this, do you want to be a brother and fall into injustice?" Angry, eagle eyes widened, the spirit of a king, the spirit of a gentleman, anyway, all the anger kept emanating. But the problem is that this girl is not afraid of our threat at all, and she raises her eyebrows and faces her unyielding loyalty. "I'm just going to go, what if you forget about it again when the time comes, and you don't have me by your side to remind you, and then you make a joke again?"
"Brother, don't forget, when I went to the Qing with the second brother of the Li family two days ago, the ......" girl looked strange, her originally pink little face was now very red, and her eyes were bent into two string moons. Well, I believe that if it weren't for the murderous overflow of murderous anger because of my current expression of annoyance, maybe this girl would have wanted to roll on the floor without a trace of a lady's image in her belly. Who......
"Come on, you can go if you want, but this time, please sister, you'd better remind me in time, don't stand by and watch my brother's joke like last time." glared at the little girl viciously and threatened. If it weren't for the fact that you were my own sister, it would be strange if you didn't clean you up.
"Brother agreed? Great, don't worry, this time, if the little sister knows, she will definitely say hello to you in advance, hey, brother, wait a minute, I have to go and change my clothes. "It's a pity that my threat to her is almost zero This girl happily shook her pink fist and waved it down, and then hurried out of the house, and when she arrived at the door, she turned her head and said." Brother, if you really dare to leave me and sneak away quietly, hum! ”
"You don't have to hum, how can you be the kind of villain who doesn't believe in your words." I couldn't help but be surprised when I was fighting this little Jiujiu in my heart, but I was not to be outdone, and I retorted, this girl's head melon seeds are too easy to use, right? How big is this, no wonder in the future, Li Lao'er, the lolita, made my sister dizzy, and I didn't think about tea and dinner.
Not...... Dressed in a dark patterned beard suit, wearing a bearded hat, pink and delicate little face and eyebrows are picturesque, no matter how you look at it, it is so cute, really, after my sister is dressed up like this, she is simply a rare in the sky, a beautiful young man in the world, hmm...... Although she is a little mother, but the problem is that she is originally a woman, is she still throwing her arms and making a heroic appearance? In that case, I don't know if Li Shimin will tearfully find a crooked neck tree and strangle a three-foot white silk.
Of course, this is impossible, but I can't let my sister become like that, it will damage her temperament and beauty too much, and it will make my mother sad.
"I didn't expect my sister to wear this body, and I almost couldn't recognize my brother." Seeing the girl's swaggering expression, well, I have to cooperate.
"Really? After the little sister wears this, can't you see that the little sister is a woman? The girl turned around diligently, pinched the orchid with her fingers slightly, I was speechless, I was dizzy, well, anyway, what, my brother is almost crazy.
"Good girl, now is not the time to show this, and you don't want to think about your Shimin brother who is now waiting for us at the gate of our house like the stars and the moon."
Came to the door of the house, Li Shimin, Li Xuanba and Li Sanniang, who were also dressed in heroic and sassy clothes, were talking and laughing in a low voice on horseback, and when they saw our brothers and sisters appear, Li Shimin's eyes couldn't help but light up, of course, not to me, but to my sister, this forgetful beast, don't you know how to restrain a little? Want to be a brother and a sister again? What I hate the most is this kind of beast that attacks in person.
I stepped forward without a trace, blocked the girl behind me, smiled at this guy, and then saluted: "Brother and sister Lao Xian have been waiting for a long time." ”
Li Shimin, this guy turned over and dismounted, laughed dryly, and saluted me back: "Brother Shi, don't be polite, who is with whom of our brothers, I have seen Shimei, and I have ...... in the past two days."
"......" looked at Li Shimin, who walked past me and greeted my sister, well, there was an urge to kick this girl's ass.