Chapter 53 It's easy to do things after drinking

Wanghai Spring.

The largest private room on the second floor.

Chang Zhenbang and the officers of the garrison army were eating hot pot in a circle, hot soup, fragrant breath, so that every officer present felt comfortable, not to mention that there were one or two beautiful girls in the four corners of the private room playing songs they couldn't say, and in the smoke, it was like heaven.

Some people say that eating the faith of the Chinese, this sentence is generally not bad, whether it is God, the Jade Emperor, or the Buddha, everyone can not make the huge people completely convinced, perhaps only by eating this kind of faith can the people regardless of nationality or noble to say that the people take food as the sky, perhaps in this belief, the affairs of the Chinese people must always be solved at the dinner table, and the relationship between the Chinese people must always be smoothed out at the dinner table. It seems that the more important the matter, the more important it must be solved at the dinner table, perhaps coveting this kind of psychology, the Chinese dinner table is particularly particular, who eats what meal, up to the Son of Heaven, down to the Li people have their own specifications, but what is touching is that this specification is also written into the most basic education system of the Chinese people, through the way of four books and five classics for thousands of years.

Therefore, Chang Zhenbang knew that he had successfully won the recognition of most of the officers and soldiers in the garrison, but he would still put on such a table to express his sincerity. This sincerity is to contract the largest private room in the best Wanghai Spring in the city, and treat his officers with the best Xiaoqu. As for those soldiers, he didn't dare to make a mistake, so he sent Zhang Youneng to invite these officers and soldiers to eat beef dumplings on his behalf.

"You're welcome, Mr. Chief!" An officer who had drunk a lot staggered to his feet and said: "When you capture the big old black on the street, you show your face to our brothers, the brothers all admire, I am the first to obey Huazhongtian, what orders do you have in the future, as long as you Chang adults say it, Lao Tzu will ...... That's it! Saying that, he stretched out his hand and gestured, the action was like a turtle, Chang Zhenbang of course knew what he was trying to express, so he said with a smile: "The wine table is full of brothers, how can there be any adults and not adults, come to China, brother toast you, as long as you do a good job, Lao Tzu is wronged and will never wronged your brothers!" As he spoke, he poured himself a big bowl of wine, raised his head and drank it, which was really heroic!

The officers present also raised their wine bowls and responded loudly, and the atmosphere was quite lively. Chang Zhenbang didn't dare to really take these people's words seriously, if these people were dumplings-eating soldiers, what they said, of course Chang Zhenbang would believe it, but they were officials, and the official word was two, one thing was said openly, and one thing was said secretly.

Chang Zhenbang and the officers exchanged enthusiastically, drinking one jar after another, one by one drunk Baden, many people were already drunk unconscious, and some officers said: "My lord is a little drunk, so let's leave!" ”

Chang Zhenbang grabbed his hand and said with a smile: "It's good to be drunk, but if you are not drunk, it seems that I Chang Zhenbang is stingy." As he spoke, he poured another bowl of wine into the bowl and brought it to the other party's mouth, and the man didn't refuse too much, so he had to drink it in a big gulp, but after drinking it, he fell to the ground drunk.

Everyone laughed when they saw it, and set off a binge drinking climax, and after these people were knocked down by Chang Zhenbang one by one, Chang Zhenbang waved his hand to let a few girls who played the tune retreat, opened the window, stretched out his hand and poked it into his mouth, and a wave of nausea from the stomach turned over the river and the sea urged the food in the stomach to spit out from the mouth without stopping.

"Why are you doing this?" Chen Die appeared behind him, stretched out his hand and patted him gently, and said with some regret: "You drank so much wine before your gunshot wound was healed, there are people in this world who treat others as inappropriate, but there are no inappropriate people yourself!" Why do you bother? I always feel that you can't fully trust someone, in fact, sometimes it is more comfortable to believe in someone than to doubt someone. A fence with three piles, a hero with three gangs. Liu Bang used Zhang Liang, Han Xin, and Xiao He to create the imperial industry; Liu Bei used Kong Ming, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun to stand in the world on three legs, you can't just rely on your two cousins to create an emperor! ”

Chang Zhenbang glanced back at Chen Die, who was dressed like a little daughter-in-law of a good family, it was really not easy for her to say these words, and suddenly her stomach rolled and she continued to vomit on the window, and she couldn't vomit anything in her stomach, so she said with a wry smile: "People are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves!" This whole officialdom is just a shrunken river and lake, it's not that I'm naturally suspicious and can't trust others, I'm just an active person, I don't like to live passively! Saying that, there was another burst of vomiting, which made Chen Die feel very distressed.

"Besides, I don't trust others, but I don't have the slightest suspicion about you Chen Die! How can I say that I have no one to believe? ”

"Dead duck with a hard mouth! There is a way that it is better to be a living beggar than a dead emperor, you better take care of your body first!! ”

"Have you taken care of the aftermath over there?" After Chang Zhenbang vomited, he asked with a decadent face.

Chen Die smiled charmingly and said: "It's almost arranged, the big old black was also arrested by you, Bai Wuchang was slaughtered by you, poor little red sleeves must have died tragically in the hands of Chang Zhenbang, you big villain, only a lonely little girl is left, when will we Chang marry someone into the door, so that people can have something to rely on!" ”

Chang Zhenbang hugged her in his arms, gently pressed her face, and said, "Let you get into my quilt today and feel my dependence!" ”

Chen Die stretched out his hand and pushed Chang Zhenbang away and said: "It's okay to enter your bed, but your Ming Media is marrying me to enter the door of your house, and don't even think about letting my mother be a concubine!" The old lady's body is given to you, if you don't agree, the old lady thinks she is unlucky, and she opens with the old black and white impermanent family fortune! When the time comes, Hugh blames the old lady for being ruthless! ”

Chang Zhenbang hurriedly stopped her in his arms and said, "My thoughts are on you!" You can't think about it! ”

Chen Die glared at him, and said angrily: "You see you telling the truth, what you like is only the body of the old lady and not the old lady!" If the old lady was an ugly monster, I would have told you to kill the kid a long time ago. ”

Chang Zhenbang stopped his waist with his left hand, but his right hand had already reached into her arms, and said with a smile: "You really despise me." I, Chang Zhenbang, am I the kind of person who likes the new and hates the old? ”

"I'm afraid that you like the new and don't get tired of the old! Find a group of small, weather-friendly old ladies for the old lady! Saying that, Chen Die hit Chang Zhenbang hard.

It didn't matter if it was this collision, it was exactly where Chang Zhenbang's wound was, and he couldn't help but scream in pain, and quickly closed his mouth again. The drunks were also disturbed, and they muttered and fell asleep again.

"It's all right! It's all my fault! Chen Die was also a little distressed when he saw him sweating profusely.

Chang Zhenbang gently squeezed her into her arms and said in surprise: "You see that your big steamed bun seems to have become a lot bigger!" ”

"Nasty!" Chen Die's face turned red, and he threw Chang Zhenbang's hand out of his arms and said, "You dare so many people!" Isn't your old Chang family a family of poetry and books? What's wrong with you bastard! Aren't you afraid of embarrassing your ancestors? ”

Chang Zhenbang was embarrassed to stick to Chen Die's face and said: "I am leaving seeds for the old Chang family, how can the ancestors blame me?" ”

A loud pop suddenly came from behind the two little men and women, so frightened that Chen Die pushed Chang Zhenbang away and quickly tidied up his clothes, but the more nervous she was, the more she gave people a feeling of being disheveled.

Chang Zhenbang took out his pistol and looked around, but it turned out to be a drunk officer lying on the table and feeling a little uncomfortable, and he fell to the ground with a slight movement, and fell asleep.

"It's all your fault! I almost lost my life. Chen Die pushed Chang Zhenbang unhappily.

Chang Zhenbang put away the gun, took out an envelope from his arms, opened the envelope, took out a letter full of words, sorted it out and spread it on the ground, and took out a box of ink from his arms, glanced back at Chen Die, and said: "My good butterfly, my arms are not flexible, come and help!" ”

Chen Die pouted, glared at him, came to his side, and the two of them quickly came to a drunk officer. Chen Die opened the ink, picked up the officer's thumb and dipped it in the ink, then pressed it on the letter paper that Chang Zhenbang was holding, and then wiped the ink on his thumb with his sleeve, and after more than half an hour, Chang Zhenbang finally pressed the handprints of these drunks. Not a lot of work, but he was tired and sweaty, so he simply sat on the ground after putting the letter paper in his arms.

"Are you alright?" Chen Die couldn't help but ask with concern.

Chang Zhenbang said with a wry smile: "It's almost done, I'll send this joint letter tomorrow, just wait for these people to get up early tomorrow, but the medicine you gave should be good, don't be unable to get up the next day, let people see the flaws!" ”

Chen Die glared at him and said, "Don't be suspicious, those thousand cups of non-drunk pills don't make you drink so much wine!" You can rest assured, if these people don't wake up tomorrow, you simply find someone to pour cold water on their faces, and teach them a lesson by the way, so that you can always be powerful! ”

"It's a good idea, after I become the division commander, I must have you as my personal adjutant!" Chang Zhenbang said with a smile.

"will say some rumors and rumors, how can a woman be an official!!" Chen Die said: "Even if you can be an official, you won't be your adjutant, can I not know your thoughts?" My mother is not a who makes you bad anytime and anywhere, you have to find someone else! ”

Chang Zhenbang smiled and said, "It's still my little Fluttershy, you know what I'm thinking!" ”

"Go!"

Chen Die couldn't help kicking at him, she didn't really kick, she just sat down, but Chang Zhenbang hugged her thighs behind him, pulled her into his arms, and pulled her whole person into his arms, saying, "You don't know how much people miss you." ”

"It's weird to think of me!" Although Chen Die said this, he was very comfortable in his heart, although Chang Zhenbang has been very close to the woman of the garrison these days, but he has never been home at night or has been to that kind of unclean place, it is really distressing to think about it, and he couldn't help but stretch out his little hand to stop his head, and said: "If you let people know that the captain of your dignified garrison will be worried because there are no women to sleep, I don't know how many people died of laughter!" ”

Chang Zhenbang buried his head in her arms, gently rubbed an opening, revealing two white and tender steamed buns, kissed one on the other, and said: "I, Chang Zhenbang, am that kind of casual person!" ”

There were many drunken drunkard officers on the side, snoring and turning over and squirming, which made her very nervous, plus Chang Zhenbang was not honest at all, Chen Die was made red by him, and said: "You are not a human being when you get up casually!" ”

Chang Zhenbang sucked a big steamed bun and said very intoxicatedly: "Your big steamed bun is so good!" I can't get enough of it every day! In the future, if I have a son, I will be able to eat it! ”

Chen Die was both happy and embarrassed when he heard him say this, and it took a lot of effort to pull his head out of his arms, and said, "Don't gossip, find a place where no one is and I'll give it to you!" ”

Chang Zhenbang reluctantly pulled out of Chen Die's body this time, pulled her to the next door quickly, and quickly closed the door. Without saying a word, he pressed Chen Die to the ground and pasted it. This made Chen Die angry and funny, and thought that no matter how anxious he was, he would find a hotel, who would have thought that he would not even go downstairs, it seems that this man is really hungry.

"Ah~ah~!"

This book was first published on Kanshu.com