1074 Dragonhead Mode
After the matter was handled, the captain and instructor of the Longyin Brigade made a profound review at the meeting and circulated criticism to the whole military region. Each of them carried a warning, but neither of them took it seriously.
Because it's so light, it's simply insignificant.
"Damn, Long Yin is too hanging, right? I heard that the special brigade was used as a public toilet in an armored car! ”
"Cut, what, I just can't afford to lose."
"You know a fart, Long Yin peed on the special team, did you see the special team release a fart?"
“……”
Many soldiers are talking about this matter, although many people feel that what Long Yin has done is not suitable for his identity, but he has to say that it is very hanging. People are so arrogant that they pee on the special brigade, and they can't accept it.
"I'd better go to the Long Yin Brigade, I'm a thorn in myself, I think Long Yin is suitable for me."
"That's right, I think so too, let's try to enter Longyin this year. Let's prick our heads, people are more stinging than us, this is a good place to go. ”
“……”
The direction of the wind has also changed, and many soldiers have made Long Yin their dreams again.
Seriously, there are not many good soldiers who are not thorny. In their opinion, a big thorn like Long Yin is the place to go. On the other hand, the special brigade ...... was bullied so badly that he didn't dare to resist, what is this? You're the winner, and you're picked up by the loser, hey......
Wolves.
"Hahaha, Long Yin is really in the limelight this time, and it deserves to be the place where we Han Hu stayed. This is a thorn in the head of our troops, and it has all stabbed the military region, hahahaha......"
Lang Lang sat in the office and laughed, he knew that Han Hu was in Longyin, but he didn't know that Long Xiaoqi was in Longyin. In his opinion, Liao Shaoying would definitely not do such a thing, this method is simply Han Hu...... No, it's too much like Long Xiaoqi's technique.
Scout battalion.
"Boom, let you!" Su Xiaoqi gloated: "What kind of horn is Han Hu?" Wherever the scourge goes, the special brigade, are you deflated? Hahaha...... Fortunately, Long Xiaoqi is not here, if Long Xiaoqi is also there, it won't be peeing! ”
Whether it is Lang Lang or Su Xiaoqi, they all know Han Hu and Long Xiaoqi too well. These two scourge spirits were born to exist for the sake of scourge, they thought that this was what Han Hu did, but they really didn't know that this matter was a scourge that Long Xiaoqi did after he matured.
He ran to the special operations brigade with the troops, and said that this was a public toilet, and then the whole unit ran into the canteen where the celebration banquet was held and urinated. In the end, he pretended not to take a stitch from the masses, and he had to give money to pee and write an IOU...... It's too bastard, it's too shameless, it's too tricky!
As for the special operations brigade......
Lian Huocheng has been angry for several days, they were originally the winners, but now the result is simply the biggest loser.
"Alas, I would have beaten them if I knew about it!" Lian Huocheng said angrily: "These grandsons are too scoundrels, they are purely here to disgust people!" ”
It is indeed disgusting, Long Xiaoqi made the special operations team disgusting enough this time. Not only was it disgusting, but it also successfully turned defeat into victory, making everyone change from watching Long Yin's jokes to watching their special operations team's jokes.
"Lao Lian, don't worry, don't worry, isn't it just disgusting?" The instructor persuaded: "There is still half a year to reorganize, and their strength is nothing more than that." When the time comes, after Long Yin is merged into our special operations team, who can say anything? ”
"I know, but that Sun Ergou is so angry, this shameless thing!"
Even Huo Cheng's main object of anger was Long Xiaoqi, and even he didn't know why he was angry with a recruit. This Sun Ergou abused him in shooting, and now he is disgusting again, which is really unbearable.
"It's not easy for this Sun Ergou to come from, I heard that now the Longyin troops don't listen to Liao Shaoying, and they all start to listen to this Sun Ergou."
"What? Just such a recruit egg? Can he still go to the sky and the sun? ”
Lian Huocheng was stunned, puzzled.
They couldn't find out Long Xiaoqi's true identity at all, and no one would tell them. At least for now, Long Xiaoqi's identity is still in a state of secrecy.
……
Dragon Hidden Troops.
Long Xiaoqi is training.
"If you're not happy, me!" Long Xiaoqi raised the meat and bones in his hand and shouted: "Lao Tzu looks ugly, you!" Lao Tzu sees that your wife is good-looking, you! Lao Tzu sees that you are handsome, you!! Don't give me any reason, anyway, as long as you don't like it, you'll have to do it. As a man, you can't be uglier than me, you can't be more handsome than me, and your wife is even more beautiful than my wife, you know why not? ”
The Longyin team members, who were carrying a full sixty kilograms, gritted their teeth and ran, shouting, "I don't know! ”
Long Xiaoqi took a bite of the meat and bones beautifully, and once again raised the bones high and shouted: "Because Lao Tzu is the second child on the first day, it's that simple." Whoever TM does not accept and comes to fight, this is a man. Run fast for me, slow like a. Listen, whoever runs first today, Lao Tzu will find him a model for 8,000 yuan! Up and down, back and forth, let you cool off all night. Grass, 8,000 pieces, that's a golden force inlaid with gold! ”
"Boss, are you telling the truth?" The team member who ran at the front asked loudly.
"Did I, Long Xiaoqi, tell a lie? I, Long Xiaoqi, have always been the same in my life! Listen, I'll complete all the training tasks for me today, and I'll take you to watch a movie in the evening, a blockbuster movie of the island country that I directed myself! ”
"Okay, hahahaha......"
A group of Long Yin team members screamed under Long Xiaoqi's vulgar words, and this training atmosphere was completely different from Liao Shaoying. The soldiers preferred Long Xiaoqi's set, and they also knew Long Xiaoqi's temper.
If you want to play, he can take you to play; If you want to play, he can take you to the sky; Do you want to make a fuss? Hehe, except for following Long Xiaoqi, you don't have to think about anything else! All in all, every member of Long Yin's team just likes Long Xiaoqi's way: rude, violent, and simple.
"Hurry, hurry, last 100 meters charge! Whoever is the first will be able to play with a gold-inlaid model of 8,000 yuan a night, rushing!! ——”
A group of dragons are like wolves and tigers, even if they are overloaded, they are more fierce than normal loads.
"My First !!" Han Hu, who followed the training, was the first to cross the finish line, and after unloading his equipment, he pounced towards Long Xiaoqi: "Brother-in-law, give me a model of 8,000 yuan!" ”
"Yes!"
Long Xiaoqi took out a calendar printed with a model from his arms and threw it to Han Hu: "It's loaded, I'll go to the cooking class to cut a piece of meat later, and use it well at night!" ”
"Hahahaha......"
Laughter rose, and Han Hu angrily threw Long Xiaoqi to the ground.
"Oh, what are you doing? Oh...... Butterfly ...... Butterfly ......"
"Hahaha...... Come on! The big boss works hard to call! Hahaha......"
"Call your sister, rest for ten minutes for anaerobic training, see if Lao Tzu doesn't practice today, you will die!"
……
This is the training enthusiasm that Long Yin has never had, and Long Xiaoqi uses his unique personality charm to frantically squeeze the potential of every Long Yin team member. He knows how to train, and he knows how to bring out the strength of a man.
Don't talk to them about discipline, just let them know a constant purpose, and then let them experience the breakdown that a man should endure.
And this is Long Xiaoqi's dragon head mode, all of which are on!