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Cui Geng is an expert in pretending to be a ghost, but he doesn't believe in any haunting, so he frowned and said, "What the hell is going on?" ”

"The princess's mansion turned out to be Zhang Changyi's house, you know? When it was just built, it was haunted, and the handwriting appeared on the gate for no reason: "How many days can one or two threads be spinned?" ……”

This story is widely spread in Chang'an, and of course Cui Geng has heard of it, so he interrupted: "Could it be that the handwriting on the door has appeared again?" ”

"Not only did it leave a handwriting, but the ghost's mana was even deeper, and it couldn't be erased at all!"

"What's written on it?"

"It's written ......" You Feng swallowed and spitted at the mouth, and said, "I don't dare to say it, you can take a look for yourself." ”

"Okay, lead the way."

Cui Geng, under the guidance of You Feng, came to the vermilion lacquer gate of Princess Anle's Mansion and took a closer look.

But seeing that there was a limerick poem mentioned above, he said: "Glory and wealth are like a dream, and a few people in ancient times can see it clearly; Today, Qinglu is married to a couple, and the poor new father's corpse is not cold. The fame of the blue sky is famous all over the world, and he is also a layman; In order to get the emperor's daughter to marry, Cui Geng became Lu Geng. ”

Wipe!

This scolding is really ruthless!

The whole poem undoubtedly says that Cui Geng, for the sake of glory and wealth, didn't even talk about etiquette, and married the princess when his father's bones were not cold. That's it, the most important thing is that in order to marry the princess smoothly, he even changed his surname, which is really chilling.

The relationship between Cui Geng and Lu Xiong and even Princess An Le is complicated, and it is by no means so unbearable as it is said above.

However, in the eyes of outsiders, it can indeed be so simplified.

Seeing this, Cui Geng's face turned blue with anger, and he said, "Who wrote this?" ”

"Hell!"

"What the hell you're big!" Cui Geng took a deep breath and said, "Are these words, and those that appeared in front of Zhang Changyi's house, from the same person?" ”

"I don't know what I do."

"When did it appear?"

"About a quarter of an hour ago. The humble duty wiped it with water several times, but it couldn't be removed, and he didn't dare to destroy the Zhumen of the princess's mansion, so there was really no way. ”

"That's ......"

Writing so many words in front of everyone's eyes and not being discovered, Cui Geng pondered a little, and understood that this "ghost" came from the guards in front of the door. And it has to be a few people working with each other.

Of course, now is my own happy day, and it is not appropriate to investigate the case with great fanfare. Cui Geng thought for a while, and then said, "You take a pen and paper, and let the guards present write their names by themselves." ”

"Yes." You Feng asked again: "What about the handwriting on this Zhu Gate?" ”

"Uh...... Take water and lard, and see if you can get rid of it. ”

"Yes."

The so-called soap water is the gray water of plants and trees, which is alkaline and has the effect of decontamination, and is often used to wash clothes. As for decontamination with lard, it is based on the principle of blending grease and fat.

In fact, this plant ash water can be made into the most primitive soap, and in this era, it can be regarded as the supreme decontamination.

After a while, You Feng arrived with the water and lard, and it didn't take much effort to wipe the limerick poem on the door.

However, after such a long delay, although the handwriting was removed, the impact had already been done.

Cui Geng was in a bad mood, and in the next links such as "turning felt", "getting a bride", "fanning poetry" and so on, he was always a little absent-minded, who was deliberately giving me eye medicine? Wu Sansi? Or Yuan Shuji? Or is it two remnants?

The guests also found this poem very interesting, and their gaze at Cui Geng began to be meaningful.

Just when the atmosphere was awkward, suddenly

"Your Majesty has arrived, and the Queen has arrived!" Gao Lishi's voice sounded outside the door of the princess's mansion.

Why did Li Xian and Wei Xianger come? It's not in order!

Although people felt a little strange, under the leadership of Cui Geng, Li Xian and Wei Xiang'er were brought in.

In the hall, the emperor and his wife sat on the main seat, one on the left and one on the right.

Li Xian's face sank like water, and he commanded: "What about Anle? Let her out. ”

Now Li Bao'er has entered the Qinglu, and it is said that she will not come out until the next day. Zhang Cambodia advised: "This ...... It's not quite in line, is it? “

"Huh, rules?" Empress Wei said disapprenously: "The Son of Heaven is a constitution, and his words follow the law, this is the biggest rule." ”

"Anyway, Li Bao'er is your daughter, she broke her blessings for her unruliness, and it is my business?" Old man Zhang secretly cursed in his heart, but said in his mouth: "What the queen said is very true. ”

He had no opinion, and the others had no opinion.

The effort was not large, and Li Bao'er walked into the hall.

"Father, king, mother, slave has given you a salute."

"Good boy, come to the queen mother's side."

"Huh."

Li Bao'er responded playfully, walked in small steps, came to Wei Xiang'er, and said, "Queen Mother, what are you looking for?" ”

Wei Xiang'er looked at Li Bao'er carefully a few times, and confirmed that her daughter was not depressed, so she relaxed a little and said, "The queen mother is here to exorcise evil spirits for you." ”

Li Bao'er was in the sedan chair just now, and she didn't know what was going on outside, so she said, "Exorcise evil spirits, exorcise what evil spirits?" ”

"Alas, you don't know anything about Bao'er...... Cui Geng briefly introduced the matter, and finally concluded: "It shouldn't be some evil, but man-made, today is our big day, let's deal with this matter another day." ”

Li Bao'er ran away at that time and said: "What evil and artificial, in short, it is impossible to make trouble at my wedding!" Erlang, you tell me, whoever is suspicious, I will kill him! ”

Desolation~~

As she spoke, she pulled out the dagger at her waist!

"Huh? How do you bring this? Put it away, put it away! ”

Cui Gengwan didn't expect that when Li Bao'er got married, he still carried such a murder weapon. Strictly follow the rules, and show your blade in front of you, that is a capital crime.

However, Li Xian didn't care at all, but just persuaded: "Don't worry, it's always bad luck to kill on this wedding day." Quick, take the sword back, and the emperor will support you. ”

Li Bao'er pouted and said, "How do you support your waist?" People scold Erlang, can you still block the mouths of people in the world? ”

Li Xian also realized that Yuan Shuji had a bad idea for himself.

However, so far, we can only try our best to make up for it.

He and Wei Xiang'er glanced at each other and said, "First of all, no matter whether the person who writes is a human or a ghost, the Son of Heaven is here, and the evil spirits are dispersed. Your wedding with Erlang is definitely a good fortune. ”

Li Bao'er agreed with this statement, nodded and said, "What about Erlang?" ”

"It's easy, too. What do the people know? As long as the high-ranking ~ officials of the court think that you and Erlang are a match made in heaven, won't it? ”

"What...... What do you mean? ”

Li Xian looked around for a while, and said with a solemn expression: "All the Aiqing present have to perform a show today to congratulate Anle on her newlyweds." Whoever doesn't perform is disloyal to me! Zhang Aiqing, you come first! ”

"Huh? I? Zhang Cambodia said: "Weichen's old arms and legs are ......"

"Zhang Aiqing's legs can't move, so there's always no problem with her mouth, right? If it really doesn't work, I chant a poem to congratulate Princess Anle. If you don't even want to sing poems, it will be too shameful for me. ”

These words have forced Zhang Cambodia into a corner.

In desperation, he had no choice but to chant: "Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island." My Fair Lady, Gentleman. Jagged wattles, left and right flowing. My Fair Lady, I covet it. I can't ask for it, but I can't think about it. Leisurely, tossing and turning. Jagged wattles, picked left and right. My Fair Lady, Friends of the Piano. Jagged wattles, left and right. My Fair Lady, bells and drums. ”

This is the "Guan Ju" in the Book of Poetry, which can be regarded as a suitable situation. You can't force an old man in his eighties to be quick and write a poem on the spot, right?

Li Xian only smiled a little at this time, and said, "What about you, King Xiang?" ”

"Of course it's okay with my brother."

After Yao Yuanchong's case, Li Xian was very suspicious of Li Dan, and under the plot of Empress Wei, he frequently suppressed Li Dan's forces. In order to redeem the emperor's good impression of himself, Li Dan even did the "obstacle car", what else can't he let go?

Immediately, he shook his head and read a limerick poem to Cui Geng, the language was witty and rhythmic, and said: "So that Erlang knows, it's good to be afraid of women." There is only Pei Tan on the outside, and there is no Li Lao on the inside. ”

"Huh? Hahaha! ”

Li Xian pondered for a moment, then laughed and said, "Erlang, do you know what your imperial uncle meant?" ”