When Zhuang Youcai came, he thought about how to take out the style of his palace housekeeper along the way, teach Ximen Jian a good lesson, and complete the task of lobbyist.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I came in, I was scared half to death by Liu Lianhua's ferocity, and I was very embarrassed by people's laughter, and I no longer had the confidence to put on the score, trembling and frightened to look at those lively young men and the sassy and heroic beauty of the Anti-Alliance, it took a long time to think of the title of Ximen Jian and say:

"This ...... This ......"

"What about this and that, if you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go!" Hu Lanhua pointed at Zhuang Youcai's nose and scolded.

"This ......" Zhuang Youcai was still a little worried, and said with sincerity: "I heard that Ximen Jian's nephew has become the deputy division commander of your army, and he is also in charge of military command, congratulations!" ”

"Haha......" Ximen Jian smiled slightly: "Did you, a dog minion, run to the mountain to congratulate your little grandfather?" ”

"This ......" Zhuang Youcai muttered a little eye and said: "The contemptible people came to meet the little general Ximen to discuss important matters, and now the 50,000 elite soldiers of the imperial army have made you dumplings, and I am ordered by Wang Lanjun, chairman of the provincial government of Heijiliao Province, to send a letter of persuasion to surrender, please ...... General Simon, please take a look. ”

Zhuang Youcai said, walked a few steps to Ximen Jian's side, leaned forward like a prawn, bent the waist of the water snake, took out a letter from the pocket of his underwear, and handed it to Ximen Jian with both hands.

"Humph!" Ximen Jian snorted contemptuously, took the letter, and without even looking at it, he threw it aside, and asked sharply: "Does the big traitor Wang Lanjun also want Lao Tzu to be a traitor?" ”

Zhuang You knew that these anti-union people were all mud legs with no culture and no quality, considering his own safety, he didn't dare to speak too often, and tried to be as elegant as possible, so his long face squeezed out a sneer:

"Hehe, General Simon, don't say it so ugly, what is a traitor? This is not the time to study this issue, but your situation is worrying! ”

"Hmph, now the situation of the whole Chinese resistance against Japan is very good, Lao Tzu wants to hear it, what do you want to say about us?" It seemed that Ximen Jian was going to get some information from his mouth.

Zhuang Youcai said again: "This question, General Ximen naturally understands in his heart, why do you need to ask more?" Nowadays, the Imperial Japanese Army is heavily pressurized, and the golden armor and iron cavalry run through Changhong...... And you are only left with a lonely mountain, which is as dangerous as an egg, and the day when the imperial army breaks the mountain is only in the evening. ”

"Don't be a fucking alarmist, we're living a fairy life on this mountain!" Zhao Dakang scolded again.

"General Dog-eyed Saburo cherishes General Ximen very much, is a rare talent, and the prime minister of my provincial government can support the boat in his belly, he is magnanimous and compassionate, in order to avoid the misery of life, he has repeatedly told him to open up for the kings. As long as you are willing to submit to the Imperial Japanese Army, those unpleasant past events can be written off. ”

Ximen Jian stared at the big eyes and said, "Hmph, as long as their little devils don't go back to their hometown, there is no reason to write them off!" ”

"Little general, don't get excited, I haven't finished yet, this ...... And the dog-eyed general said that they will also reward you with a black gauze hat with a half-official position, seal your wife and son, and enjoy glory and wealth for a lifetime. Where to go, please think twice, besides, we have lived in a town for so many years, and the contemptible people have served the Golden Hook Mansion with your mother, can I still trick you? People are not close to the soil, and the soil is not close to the water. General Simon is still ...... Let's think about it......"

Simon shouted, "Shut up! ”

Zhuang Youcai didn't mention the golden hook, but the mention of the golden hook made Ximen Jian even more aroused his hatred for Wang Fu and Wang Lanjun, and immediately interrupted his speech, and then there was a burst of "haha" laughter, almost laughing out of tears.

"Huh?" Zhuang Youcai's thin body shook suddenly, and he was a little hairy by Ximen Jian's laughter, and he didn't know why he laughed so loudly, so he asked tremblingly: "You, you, you...... What are you laughing at? ”

Ximen Jian suddenly stopped laughing: "What if I don't submit to the little devil?" ”

"Then what is it...... Zhuang Youcai's little eyes rolled, and he gave full play to his ability to speak well and make generous statements: "As the saying goes: 'Those who know the times are handsome', and it is rare to miss the opportunity!" If the little general Ximen takes a risk and insists on going his own way, he will provoke the wrath of the dog-eyed general and the chairman, and he is afraid that between his jaws and heads, he will teach your dragon head mountain to turn into powder immediately. Even if you have a steel fork artifact and great ability, you will not be able to escape it. At that time, I'm afraid I will have to break the corpse into thousands of pieces, and the body will be in a different place, and it will be too late to regret it......"

"You fucking fart!" Ximen Jian didn't want to listen to it anymore, he couldn't hold back his anger, slapped the long case suddenly, and shouted: "Hurry up and close your crow's mouth!" You fucking open your eyes wide, is your little grandfather Ximen Jian mud or iron? Since your little grandfather has taken refuge in the Anti-United Nations, he is a person of the Anti-United Nations in life and a ghost of the Anti-United Nations in death, he would rather be broken than be a complete tile, how can he steal his life! ”

"Well said!" Zhao Dakang, Hu Lanhua, Liu Lianhua, Zhang Zhengliang and other regimental and battalion-level officers applauded.

They can't hold it anymore, they are all full of righteous indignation, everyone is gearing up, these days, the anger in the belly is not knowing where to vent? The long spear and short box were shown one after another:

"Slaughter this dog minion and avenge Master Ximen!"

"Cut off his ear, and see how he listens to his master's shouting!"

"Stuff his stinky mouth with bud rice pulp!"

……

"Huh?" Zhuang Youcai was so frightened that his legs and stomach turned tendons, and his thin body trembled, but he pretended to be calm and said, "Hey-you're going to kill me?" You don't dare! It has been a rule since ancient times that the two countries will not fight each other, and if I can't go back, the chairman of my family will definitely send troops to attack the mountain, and I will send you back to your hometown in an instant! ”

"Yes, you dog minion, you dare to curse us!"

Zhao Dakang rushed over with a brisk step, twisted Zhuang Youcai's ear and said: "The last time the ghost fox came to the happy store to grab plum blossoms, it was related to your old boy's visit to Yan Jiawang, and now I will leave a mark for your old immortal turtle grandson!" ”

"Snort-" Dakang said, swinging a knife and cutting off one of Zhuang Youcai's ears.

Suddenly, blood flowed from his head......

"Oh...... It hurts to death, it hurts to death......" Zhuang Youcai hurriedly covered his ears with his hands and screamed like a pig.

At this time, Hu Lanhua suddenly remembered what happened last night, stepped forward and grabbed Zhuang Youcai's clothes on the chest, and asked sharply, "Where were the people you caught us holding last night?" ”