Chapter 592: Returning to the Wolf's Den, a man can't blow the bull too much

"Have you been? When did you go? The third uncle obviously didn't believe it and asked. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

You must know that Tongwan City has only been built for more than 20 years, and it is a very young city. Li Deyi has just passed the New Year, and he is only twenty-eight years old, saying that he has already been to Tongwan City, and the third uncle will certainly not be gullible.

This work, Li Deyi's heart is beautiful: "I can be regarded as finding something to boast about in front of the saint." ”

So, in front of the third uncle, a centenarian, Li Deyi began to brag about how young and brave he was back then, rode alone for thousands of miles, lurked into the city of Tongwan, and stole back the blacksmith under the escort of wolves.

In the process of speaking, Li Deyi inevitably added oil and vinegar, and bragged about how he played tricks back then, concealed the prince of Tuliao, and let him introduce himself as a guest. And when Li Deyi talked about the people of Pingzhou who were wantonly hunted and killed by the nobles of Tuliao for fun, his face was full of indignation, as if he was still unhappy for those people in Pingzhou.

Boasting about yourself in front of a saint is not a big opportunity. Li Deyi finally caught it once, and it was a lifeless blow to death.

The more the third uncle next to him listened, the more ugly his face became.

This person who likes to brag often can't listen to others who can brag better than himself.

The third uncle has lived at this age, he has eaten everything, he is tired of eating, and he is tired of playing, and the only remaining hobby is bragging.

As a result, the third uncle has been blowing cattle for so many years, but he never thought that today he would meet a young man who can blow better than him. If the third uncle can be comfortable in his heart, it will be strange.

The third uncle couldn't pierce Li Deyi's bragged cowhide. It's like he used to brag about it, and others can only listen. Today, Li Deyi is blowing a lot there, and his old man can only listen.

The third uncle listened carefully for a long time, but he couldn't catch the loophole in Li De's words and puncture his cowhide.

Li Deyi's bragging, it's not pure bragging. This kid knows very well how to brag about not being poked, and he mentions it from time to time, you can ask the three blacksmith masters about this.

Anyway, he is the lifesaver of the three blacksmith masters. The three masters are all kind-hearted people, and they must not pierce the cowhide of the life-saving benefactor.

Now the three blacksmith masters in Dingbei Iron and Steel School were all stolen by him at the risk of nine deaths. The three masters were grateful to Dade, and naturally they tacitly cooperated with the benefactor to brag.

The third uncle originally thought that Xiao Lizi was bragging, but when Li De even took out his witness, he had nothing to say.

The third uncle, as an expert in bragging, has been bragging all his life, how can he not understand Li Deyi's tricks. Not to mention, this really stumped the third uncle.

First of all, the third uncle really hasn't been to Tongwan City.

Tongwan City has only been built for more than 20 years. In the past twenty years, the third uncle has been a lazy old beggar in Zhongshen City, and he has never traveled the world like he did when he was young. Therefore, he is an old man, and he really has never been to Tongwan City.

Li Deyi is also a blind cat who ran into a dead mouse and bumped into the dead hole of the third uncle.

Secondly, the third uncle is not afraid of face, and it is not good to expose this junior who is more than 100 years younger than himself in person.

There is a saying that is called "kicking the nose in the face".

Right now, in the third uncle's heart, Xiao Lizi is the standard "kicking the nose on the face". "Hey, just blow it a little bit, why don't you blow it all the time? Do you know how to respect the elderly? I've never blown it like that, old man. "Come on, third uncle, usually your old man blows up, it's much more powerful than this.

Li Deyi said and said, looking at the third uncle's hesitation, and suddenly knew in his heart that the third uncle must have never been to Tongwan City.

Now Li Deyi is even more beautiful. The third uncle bragged all day long that his old man knew everything, the world was so big, there was no place he hadn't been.

This time, the third uncle really hasn't been to Tongwan City!

Li Deyi added more strength and blew it even harder, blowing the experience in Tongwan City back then. Li Deyi obviously only had the ability to be strong back then, but now he blows out of Li Deyi's mouth, and he is even more fierce than a saint.

The third uncle has been blowing cattle for most of his life, and it is the first time he has encountered this situation. He opened his mouth and stretched out his ears, but he could only listen to others blowing, and he couldn't insert half a sentence into his mouth.

At this moment, in his old man's heart, it was as uncomfortable as it was. The third uncle's heart has been unwavering for many years, and it is like boiling at this moment, and it is about to boil.

The third uncle couldn't hold back any longer, and his anger went straight to his face. The more Li Deyi said, the redder the third uncle's face became.

"I can't bear it!" The third uncle slapped the table and said angrily, "Okay! Ming'er old man will take a trip to Tongwan City! ”

It stands to reason that if the saint slaps the table in front of you and gets angry, ordinary people will already be scared to pee their pants. I didn't see even a fierce general like Wang Zhuangbiao, a ruthless character who tore tigers and leopards, and cracked tigers and wolves, in front of the third uncle, he was very honest and well-behaved like a kitten.

However, Li Deyi was not afraid of the third uncle, seeing that the third uncle was already so angry that he slapped the table, he still did what he said.

This is really interesting, when Li Deyi was a child, he was very timid, and two wolves could scare his pants. When he grew up, he was suddenly not afraid of the anger of the saints.

In fact, it is very likely that Li Deyi blew too coolly, and he couldn't stop the car a little. Bragging is like this, often blowing and blowing, you can't stop the car, and finally blow yourself to death.

Li Deyi took a breath, slowly slowed down, and opened his mouth to continue blowing. There are not many opportunities to brag in front of the third uncle, and Li Deyi still wants to seize the opportunity to have another good time.

Bragging in front of a saint is a rare opportunity.

Since no saint has been born for hundreds of years, it is not too exaggerated to say that this opportunity is once in a thousand years.

Of course, Li Deyi refused to miss it easily.

The head of Xiao Liu next to him saw that the third uncle's face was wrong, and immediately realized that something was going to happen!

Although the head of Xiao Liu was rated as a great talent in the world and a hero of the world by the third uncle, to be honest, the interlacing is like a mountain.

Never bragging in his life, and paying attention to down-to-earth Xiao Liu, it is difficult to understand the psychology of people who like to brag.

Xiao Liu, the head of the group, just relied on his years of experience to realize that the atmosphere in the room was a little weird, and when he saw the third uncle's old face was displeased, he felt that things were not good.

Captain Xiao Liu immediately took action, gouged a sharp look from his junior brother, and scared Li Deyi to silence.

Don't look at Li Deyi's famous now, he is not afraid of heaven and earth, but as soon as his senior brother gets angry, he will immediately be honest like a cat.

"The third uncle just said that his old man is going to Tongwan City, and you will accompany him!" Head Xiao Liu said in an unquestionable tone.

"Why? Senior brother, I am also responsible for buying cattle and sheep. Besides, I don't want to go, it's freezing outside......" Li Deyi said, the quieter his voice became, and he obviously saw that his senior brother's face had shown anger.

Xiao Liu was indeed a little annoyed in his heart, the junior brother was usually neither big nor small, but this time, for some reason, he actually made the third uncle so angry that he wanted to go away to Tongwan City immediately.

The third uncle is a saint, although this saint is not very popular, but as long as he lives in Dingbei County, he is a saint.

A saint is a saint, even if this saint is a particularly down-and-out old man who is not slippery, witty, and begging for food, he is also a saint.

It's good now, the junior brother is blowing nonsense, for some reason, he actually made the saint angry, and the third uncle actually wanted to leave.

At this moment, it is strange that Head Xiao Liu is not angry in his heart.

Whoever makes a mess will pick it up. Now Li Deyi has to go if he doesn't go.

"Go and talk to Master, tomorrow you will accompany the third uncle on a trip to Tongwan City." Captain Xiao Liu shook his head and signaled his junior brother to prepare immediately.

"Oh." Li Deyi was reluctant in his heart, his senior brother had almost given an order, and if he dared to speak, he would be beaten, so he had to go back to prepare, and he would go out on the second day of the new year.

The third uncle next to him saw that Li De was dumbfounded, and his anger suddenly lowered.

The third uncle began to be in the mood to harden his mouth, and stabbed Li De: "In my old man's life, I have never seen anything in the south and north, and I don't need your kid to accompany me to Tongwancheng." ”

Come on, third uncle, isn't it just bragging about losing to Xiao Lizi once, as for it?

The third uncle, a saint, is really hard to fathom. Fame and wealth, money and beauty, material temptations, he doesn't care about the old man, he does have a bit of the taste of a supernatural saint, which is admirable.

On the contrary, he can't brag about others, which will make his old man angry.

Li Deyi is also wonderful, he brags about it, and he can actually blow up the saint.

It's a pity that the time to brag has passed, and it's time to pay the cowhide tax.

Li Deyi came out of the house aggrieved and went to talk to the master.

As soon as Old Medical Officer Sun heard this, he knew that there must be a reason for the matter, otherwise his eldest apprentice would not have let the younger apprentice go to Tongwan City on the second day of the new year.

"You make it clear to the teacher as it is!" Old Doctor Sun said solemnly.

Li Deyi didn't dare to hide it now, and said it all in one go.

"You!" Old Medical Officer Sun pointed at his little apprentice, and he didn't know what to say.

It's a blessing and a curse.

A few days ago, the third uncle was a saint, and the little apprentice accidentally asked about it in the process of arguing with the third uncle.

When the old medical officer Sun heard the news, he looked pale and gave the third uncle a bottle of good wine. In fact, it was his old man who had cultivated for decades and was stable. In fact, in the heart of the old doctor Sun, he was happy at that time.

Unexpectedly, there was just a saint in the Dingbei garrison regiment, and before two days of this, the little apprentice was about to leave the saint angry.

"You will accompany the third uncle to Tongwan City tomorrow. Many years ago, you went there once, and you met Fan Guoshi, so that you would not be recognized by others, and the teacher needed to give you a look at it. You go back first, prepare for the teacher, and come back tomorrow morning. In a few words, Old Medical Officer Sun gave this matter a decision.

Li Deyi really didn't know the priorities, seeing that he was going to go far away on the second day of the Lunar New Year, go deep behind enemy lines, and die for life.

At this time, I heard that the master was going to disguise myself, so I immediately left the matter of going out behind, and asked excitedly, "Master, do you still know the disguise technique?" ”

Old Medical Officer Sun rolled his eyes (Commander Xiao Liu's posture of rolling his eyes was exactly the same as his master's), and said in a choked voice: "Nonsense, otherwise who do you think those veterans learned their disguise techniques from?" ”

Li Deyi whispered, "What did you learn from Master?" ”

Old Doctor Sun was almost confused by this little apprentice, his eyes rolled, Old Doctor Sun decided to give him some hard food, and deliberately pretended to be angry and said, "You come here, eat this pill." ”

After all, Old Medical Officer Sun and Li Youshui are brothers. Li Deyi has learned from the third grandfather that he can brave the water so well, and the old doctor Sun must also learn some skills from his eldest brother. This bad water is rising, and it is also very turbulent.

Li De glanced at the pill in Master's hand and said strangely: "Master, I am stronger than an ox now, and I still need to take tonics?" ”

"Nonsense, let you eat it! After eating, drink the rice wine again. Old Medical Officer Sun said in a commanding tone.

Li Deyi frowned, swallowed the pill, and took another sip of the wine.

"Master? Why is it so bitter? ”

"Now hurry home and say hello to your daughter-in-law! Come here early tomorrow morning as a teacher, change your appearance, and then set off with the third uncle. Old Medical Officer Sun gave Li De a series of orders, and then kicked the little apprentice out.

Li De agreed again and again, turned around and walked home.

As soon as he entered the door, Li Deyi suddenly felt a wave in his heart, and there was a rush of anger.

"Daughter-in-law ......"

It wasn't dark yet.

In the second half of the night......

"Spare me, good husband. The slave can't stand it......" Li Changle couldn't help but learn the words in the script, and begged for mercy in a low voice.

"Daughter-in-law, I'm still hard......"

In the dark night, Old Doctor Sun sat at the table, looking at the new-style lamp made of Huolin stone, touching his beard with one hand, and sighing: "Didn't this kid hurt his kidney water in the early years?" Why have you been married for so many years and haven't given birth to a boy and a girl? If this medicine goes down, if he can't give birth again, he will have to give him another daughter-in-law to try, and he can't let Brother Li die like this. ”

This night, Li Deyi was fierce and tossed until dawn.

What's even more strange is that Li Changle, who usually looks at a soft and weak royal princess, but he didn't expect that he was really tenacious, and he accompanied Li Deyi until dawn the whole process.

Rao is Li Deyi has now cultivated to King Kong Tong Energy, and after a night of tossing like this, he is also a little weak.

Although Li Changle said that his mouth was unbearable, his face was ruddy, like drinking nectar, and he was refreshed.

The color is a steel knife that scrapes bones, and the old saying is not bad at all.

The man is the ox, and the woman is the earth. The more the oxen ploughed, the thinner they became, and the more the land was plowed the fatter. There were only tired oxen and no ploughed land. The farmer's simple farming philosophy is not bad at all.

Li Deyi went down to the ground with strong spirits, put on his clothes, walked three soft steps, and came to the master.

Old Doctor Sun deliberately pretended not to see it, took out a fake beard, as well as a special potion, and began to disguise Li Deyi. "Your legs are weak, this time you have traveled thousands of miles to unify Wancheng, and you will suffer a little."

"Third uncle! Did you get up? Let's go, go to Tongwan City. As soon as Li Deyi came to the Huotou camp, he shouted loudly.

The third uncle came out of the house with a few big bags on his back, looked up, and exclaimed, "Who are you?" ”

Li Deyi replied: "Third uncle, it's only been one night, why don't you know me yet?" ”

The third uncle joked: "Xiao Lizi doesn't have your sideburns and beard, are you his father?" ”

Li Deyi said embarrassedly: "This is all made by the master, I am afraid that I will be recognized in Tongwan City." I lost my father when I was a child, third uncle, do you always know my father? ”

The third uncle was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Looking at your current appearance, it is much more attractive than you used to be." ”

Li Deyi said deliberately: "It's okay, I'm young, I can dress up as much as I want." Wait for the old man, but it won't work. ”

The third uncle coughed, turned his head and ignored Li Deyi.

At this time, Wang Zhuangbiao came from outside, carrying a snow plow in his left hand and two pack horses in his right hand.