Chapter 5 The Appearance of Devils and Traitors
"Phew-" Hu Lanhua finally stubbornly twisted her head, removed the dead top plug of the leg of mutton, and snorted at Wang Lanjun.
Then, angry flames erupted from her eyes and she scolded, "Bastard! You traitor, you know a lot of things. That's right, your aunt and grandmother are the descendants of Hu Sanniang's mother's family back then, what's wrong with being a bandit? Being a bandit is a hundred times stronger than being a dog traitor! ”
"Oops......" Wang Lanjun was scolded, especially the word "traitor", which was like two awls poking into his heart, making him feel unbearable pain, and immediately his face was red and his ears were hot, his heart was weak and cold, and he wanted to hide in the cracks of the ground.
However, he couldn't lose the face of the chairman of the provincial government in front of the little devil and his subordinates, not only to lose his dignity, but also to take advantage of the beautiful female bandit, and said: "This little girl is quite powerful!" Okay, good, I like it. ”
"Humph!" Orchid twisted her face and looked up at the night sky with a proud face.
"However, don't patronize and scold people, don't pretend to be high, eat something, eat your little face will be more ruddy and more beautiful, and in the dead of night, Lao Tzu will put you into the tent and warm Lao Tzu...... Aha......"
"Hahaha......"
"Yes, yes, yes, give our chairman a warm bed!"
The rough men laughed again, and some of them echoed and said foul language.
After they stopped, Orchid looked at Wang Lanjun with a pair of big dark eyes with disdain, and scolded, "You...... You, a big traitor who has suffered a thousand cuts, don't know how to be ashamed, and you are the head of a province, and you can't catch up with our civilized ...... of being bandits."
Wang Lanjun is teasing the orchid here, and the captain of the devil donkey head squad over there, all the little devils, as well as those puppet soldiers and puppet policemen, all widened their eyes and looked at this side, and they all looked itchy in their hearts.
Although those little devils couldn't understand what their conversation meant, they also followed the inexplicable nonsense.
"Hehe...... Wang Lanjun blushed and said unnaturally: "What kind of civilization do you bandits talk about?" ”
"What's wrong with the bandits? Bandits also have the dignity of bandits, and bandits are also a hundred sets stronger than you, a big traitor who has been scolded by 10,000 people! ”
"Smack-"
Wang Lanjun raised his hand and slapped the orchid in the mouth, gritted his teeth and scolded: "You little lady who doesn't know what to do, you have a fragrant little mouth, and you actually spew feces and hurt people with your mouth!" If I don't teach you a lesson, I will grow these hands in vain! ”
As soon as he heard that Orchid called him a big traitor again, Wang Lanjun's heart was as uncomfortable as a knife again, and he suddenly jumped up, and he couldn't understand his hatred, and he wanted to take action.
At this time, the captain of the devil's donkey head squad, holding a bowl of wine, walked over with a sway, stopped Wang Lanjun's arm, and said, "The waist is thin and the waist is thin...... Chairman Wang, you drank too much and worked on the side. My good work with the flower girl......"
"Okay, let's let Taijun enlighten and enlighten well, you unenlightened female bandit." After that, Wang Lanjun just borrowed the slope to get off the donkey and walked into the tent to rest.
"Hey......
The captain of the donkey head squad stared at a pair of small triangular eyes, bared his teeth, and laughed evilly, he was very tall, and he had a slender and slender donkey-like face hanging down, and reached out to pinch the pink little face of the orchid: "My flower girl, you don't eat, so you drink this bowl of bar!" ”
As he spoke, he picked up the bowl and moved to the orchid's mouth......
"Yes, yes, yes!" Fan Dalong also stood up, came to the orchid, and touched her cheek: "Wine strengthens heroes, if you drink this bowl of wine, the little face will be even more beautiful, ah, hahaha......"
"Hahahaha......" The crowd burst into laughter again.
"Yaga! Your side goes! Fan Dalong wanted to help the captain of the donkey head team, and he was also happy, but he pulled him aside: "There is an imperial army here, and it is not your turn to be happy!" ”
"Goo Dong Gu Dong ......" The donkey head captain didn't expect Orchid to actually drink the bowl of wine, he was very happy: "The waist is thin and the waist is thin, or our Imperial Japanese Army has face......
"Hahaha......" The leader of the donkey's head team happily threw the bowl out of Dashagang, and then looked at the orchid and laughed.
"Poof......" However, the leader of the donkey head squad never expected that the wine that the orchid drank in his mouth suddenly sprayed out rapidly according to his donkey face, like a thin line of water with lethal power, spraying the little devil trembling.
"Ah......h
When he took his hand away, people found that his donkey face was sprayed into small red dots, and a big donkey face turned into a pockmarked face again.
"Wow-aa-" The leader of the donkey-headed squad shouted angrily, looking at the blood stains on his hands, he suddenly drew his war knife and raised it high, about to slash at the orchid......
"Wait!" Fan Dalong on the side shouted, hurriedly ran over and grabbed the wrist of the donkey head team leader, and said: "Taijun, you can't be impulsive, our chairman keeps this woman and talks to Xiaoliangshan about conditions, you focus on the overall situation, and the overall situation is important......"
"Ahh
Seeing that the face of the leader of the donkey head squad was blooming, and his face was full of blood, those little devil soldiers, puppet soldiers, and puppet policemen couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Oops, this bandit girl really has the means......"
"Wine in people's mouths can be used as weapons......"
"It's fun, hahaha...... Hahaha......"
The captain of the donkey's head squad couldn't understand what they were saying and laughing, and where they were stupidly lucky.
Fan Dalong was afraid of angering this domineering team leader, so he glanced at everyone fiercely and scolded: "Shut up! Mom, pull a, laugh a fart! ”
He shouted again: "Come on, tie her back to the old elm tree!" ”
Immediately, two pseudo-policemen came over and brought the orchid back to its original place.
The orchid still has the same color and heart does not beat, staring at the two big dark eyes, looking indifferent, and the heart says that one will die anyway, see what you can do to your aunt and grandmother?
At this point, the donkey head squad leader stopped.
However, Fan Dalong used the strength of the wine to get up again.
Seeing Orchid's arrogant and disdainful demeanor, he became angry, took out a dagger, quickly walked in front of Orchid, and bowed down his fat body.
"Brush-pull-" Orchid was slashed at the crotch of her pants.
"Click-" Fan Dalong stretched out his hand again and tore at the scratched place.
Lu Lanhua's lower body immediately revealed Bai Huahua's skin......
"Huh?" People first burst into laughter, and then burst into laughter: "Hahaha......"
Most of those little devils, the Imperial Association Army, and the pseudo-policemen are rough people, and they often march and fight outside, and they are accustomed to being wild, and they don't treat bandits as human beings, especially when they see female bandits with a bit of beauty, they are even more bold and reckless to the death.
"Hahahaha......"
"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee......"
"Hey, hey, hey, hey......"
At this time, those little devils, the Imperial Army, and the pseudo-policemen saw Fan Dalong playing tricks with female bandits, and they all came to their senses, one by one, as if they were mentally ill, and the demons were dancing wildly, jumping, and laughing......
Some of them squatted on the grass, some climbed onto small sandbags, and some spun around looking for the best viewing position, and one by one they stared at the white skin exposed by the woman......
And some people want to see more deeply, the inside of the torn pants, more private and more moving......