168, the heart of the woman in the top hat
Let's talk to this guy for a few words, anyway, I'm depressed now, Sun Yu thought about it, and walked quickly to the side of the girl in the top hat, hugged his fists and said: "Thank you Sister Chen Gongtai, I returned to the north this time, thanks to your help, otherwise we wouldn't have been able to come here at all." ”
The woman in the top hat nodded casually, looked at the boiling river with her eyes, and said, "You don't need to thank me, we have set conditions, you meet my requirements, and I will meet your requirements." Each asks for what he needs, and does not owe each other. ”
The high-hat girl is old-fashioned, and she is really not a good person to chat with, as soon as Sun Yu spoke, he didn't know what to say, so he had to stand beside the high-hat girl and watch the rolling high river with her.
The woman in the top hat stood for a while, suddenly let out a long sigh, and said to Sun Yu, "What do you think...... How am I? ”
"Yes, down-to-earth and serious!" Sun Yu said honestly: "And he is very smart, anticipating the enemy first, which is very good." ”
The woman in the top hat shook her head and said, "I think...... I used to deserve these evaluations, but now I'm a bad woman! ”
"Huh?" Sun Yu Daqi, if you are a bad woman with an old-fashioned high hat, how can you embarrass those famous bad women in history? He knew that the Girl in the Top Hat would have to continue, so he didn't ask.
Sure enough, the woman in the top hat looked at the rolling Gao River and continued: "In Xuzhou, I made an impulsive agreement with you to let you abandon Cao Mengde and I will help you deal with Yuan Shao. But along the way, I found more and more that I was so bad that I would make such an agreement with someone else! This is not what a well-informed gentleman should do. ”
Hey, you're not a gentleman, are you a woman, okay? Sun Yu wanted to complain, but he forcibly held back.
I only heard the woman in the top hat continue: "Yuan Shao is a vassal to the usurper traitor Dong Zhuo, it is an evil party, even if no one gives me any payment, I should take the initiative to stand up against her, how can I use this as a condition to ask for compensation from others?" That's one of the reasons why I'm a bad woman. ”
Pour, what's so strange about that? Sun Yu was depressed, if it were me, the orthodoxy of the world would be my business, I just want to be at peace with what I encounter, do you have a romantic spirit of chivalry and a masochist?
The woman in the top hat said again: "Because Cao Mengde once robbed my man, I will use means to force you to abandon her!" Destroying the happiness of others and breaking up a couple who love each other, isn't my approach the same as Cao Mengde? That's the second reason why I've become a bad woman. ”
I'm down, when did Mimiyan and I become a couple in love? We don't need you to break it up, it's scattered! What's more, Mimiyan tosses you first, and you take revenge on her, this is a matter of course, how can you be considered a bad woman? Are you playing criticism and self-criticism, Sun Yu wiped his sweat.
When the high-hat girl said this, she sighed and said: "Mr. Xunzhen, I can't be wrong again and again, from now on, the agreement between the two of us doesn't count, you and Cao Mengde continue to love each other, I will still help you fight against Yuan Shao!" ”
Poof! Sun Yuda is depressed, the girl in the top hat, you are talking to yourself alone from beginning to end, I have nothing to do with Mimiyan, I don't love each other, and I won't be separated, you better save your worries. Thinking like this in his heart, he couldn't say this on his lips, so Sun Yu had to respond stupidly: "Okay, Cao Mengde and I won't separate!" He added in his heart that there was nothing to disperse if he wanted to.
The woman in the top hat was relieved to receive his reply, but then sighed again: "You are not a good man, and you agree to abandon your own woman in order to get my help...... How can you be a man? What's the difference between you doing this and Lu Boyu? Those who are human beings need to be ......" is followed by a 10,000-word sermon.
Sun Yu was dizzy by her, but it was difficult to refute, otherwise the thing that deceived her before would be exposed.
Finally, the woman in the top hat finished speaking, and she tilted her head and said, "I suddenly realized that I am not only a bad woman, but also a stupid woman." ”
Down, high hat girl, you can't even break Mimi's eyes when you use military skills, you can be regarded as the top military advisor in the Three Kingdoms era, you are also a stupid woman, and there are less than ten people in the entire Three Kingdoms who can be called smart women. Sun Yu wiped his sweat and hurriedly said, "No, I think you are a very smart woman." ”
The woman in the top hat shook her head and said, "I'm a stupid woman, if I'm smart, why would I even believe the words of a liar like Lu Bohao?" Back then, I even seriously considered whether to marry him......"
cough, you are called a high IQ and low EQ, speaking of which is a fight with this scientist, Sun Yu actually felt a sense of sympathy in his heart, and couldn't help but want to comfort the girl in the top hat, so he said seriously: "Don't worry, you are a serious and good woman, there will be a good man who will really fall in love with you in the future, and you will not be deceived by then." ”
The woman in the top hat glanced at Sun Yu deeply, shook her head and said, "Where did you come from?" The men in this world are all mediocre people, except for ...... Except for a married man. ”
Rather, you say this married man can't be me, right? Sun Yu's EQ is much higher now than before, and it is no longer easy to fall into a woman's trap.
As soon as the old-fashioned woman in the top hat spoke, she had to say it to the end, and she actually said very seriously: "I found ...... I'm still a sinister woman who doesn't follow the rules of etiquette, and I actually have a peeping heart for a married man...... Alas! I don't learn well, but I actually learn from Cao Mengde. ”
Isn't it, that you have a voyeuristic heart for me? You actually said such things in front of me, do you think my EQ is as low as yours? Sun Yu couldn't calm down at this moment, he hurriedly waved at the girl in the top hat and said: "Sister Chen Gongtai, you are busy first, Xiaosheng suddenly remembered that there is an important thing to do, cough cough, go get busy first!" See you later! After saying that, he pulled out his legs and slipped away without a trace.
"Hey!" The woman in the top hat stretched out her hand to keep it, but she didn't know what to say, Sun Yu had already run away with a swish. She looked strangely in the direction in which Sun Yu had disappeared, and said to herself, "Strange? Did he see that I liked him? But I didn't say anything, so I can feel it like this, it's too sharp, right? ”
Sensitive to your sister, it's you who said it too explicitly! Sun Yu, who had already run a long distance, listened to the self-talk of the high-hat woman clearly with the help of the function of nm01, he squatted by the river crying and laughing, and thought depressedly: I'm not a stallion, so many women like me, unless I can pick yin to supplement yang, or some Taoist double cultivation technique, otherwise I won't die of exhaustion? No, this world is crazy, Mom, where are you in another world? Help me! The son is now going to be eaten by a pack of female perverts.
At this time, Yan Yun, the captain of Bai Ma Yicong, walked to Sun Yu's side, hugged his fists and said, "General Sun...... The progress of our bridge construction ...... Alas, the current of Takahashi was so fast, and the wooden raft we had just rowed into the river was washed away by the water, and even the rope we used to fix it was taken away...... If this continues, the pontoon bridge may not be repaired. ”
Before Sun Yu could interface, the voice of nm01 sounded in his ears: "The fastest pontoon plan has been found!" After the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom conquered Hanyang in 1852, in order to capture Wuchang, two pontoon bridges with a total length of nearly 3,000 meters were erected between Parrot Island and Baishazhou, Nan'anzui and Dadikou that night, and the speed was unprecedented. The method is to first connect two, three, or four boats on the bank of the Hanyang River into a pontoon unit, and then connect the tail to the river to form a bridge. In this way, many personnel can contribute at the same time, and a large number of operations can be carried out on the river bank without having to directly face the impulse of the boiling river. ”
When Sun Yu heard this, he was immediately overjoyed, and hurriedly ordered: "Quickly provide me with a diagram of the pontoon unit, print it on my retina, and I will draw it for the soldiers!" ”
After a while, NM01 projected several modes of pontoon units, made of boats and wooden rafts. Sun Yu chose the figures of pontoon units made of wooden rows, painted them on the ground with branches, and then instructed the soldiers to step up to make pontoon bridges according to the pontoon units he drew -
Twenty thousand elite horsemen crossed Anxi City and were heading towards Gaoyang.
These 20,000 elite cavalry were the most elite cavalry in Yuan Shao's army, led by the two most powerful generals under Yuan Shao. There are two big flags floating in the army, one is "Yan" and the other is "Wen".
This is the army led by Yan Liang and Wen Chou! This army was originally ambushed in Beihai and Qingzhou on the only way back to Beiping, that is, along the coast. It wasn't until Sun Yu led the army to appear in Julu County that Yan Liang and Wen Chou got the information and knew that Sun Yu had changed his course, so they hurriedly rushed to the west from the coast with this elite soldier.
The army marched for a while, and received the military information sent by Fu Zhi, Sun Yu and Gongsun Yue were blocked by the Gao River, and the pontoon bridge is currently being built. Zhang He, Gao Lan, and Fu Zhu led 7,000 infantry to outflank them from the west. The trial was stationed in Gaoyang County, blocking Sun Yujun's way to the east. The 20,000-strong army led by Yan Liang and Wen Chou surrounded from the south.
Yuan Shaojun laid a net and prepared to capture Gongsun Yue and Sun Yu by the Gao River.
Yan Liang and Wen Chou are both middle-aged healthy women, with thick hands and thighs, and fierce faces. At this time, Yan Liang had just finished listening to the scout's report, and she said to Wen Chou with a smile: "The Gao River is turbulent, and the river is more than ten zhang wide, if you want to build a pontoon bridge on the Gao River, it will take at least three days, but with our current marching speed, it only takes one day to reach the Gao River, haha, this time Gongsun Yue and Sun Yu will be difficult to fly even if they have wings." ”
Wen Chou also smiled: "Yes, as long as Sun Yu, Xu Huang, and Chen Gong can't return to Beiping, Gongsun Chan will be unable to support it alone, and the autumn harvest will be half a month later, and we will have abundant grain and grass, so we can easily take Beiping and solve Gongsun Chan completely." ”
Yan Liang and Wen Chou laughed excitedly, and the two hurriedly urged the soldiers, rushed all day, and kept using scouts to contact Zhang He, Gao Ran's army, and the Gaoyang County City guarded by the town, so that the entire encirclement was perfect.
(To be continued)