Chapter 32: One Thing Descends One Thing
Xiao Linglong was suddenly angry, rolled her eyes, and didn't bother to argue.
"Forget it, don't think about it yet!" Chu Tianya stretched his waist and rubbed his face vigorously, "Let's take one step at a time, and the day after tomorrow I will see the envoy of the Jin Kingdom!" β
"It's time to eat, young master." He Bo came in and put an urn of Dongpo meat, a plate of scrambled eggs and two-flavor vegetarian dishes on the table, and said to Xiao Linglong with a smile, "It's time to eat, young lady!" β
"Old man, I'll really turn my face if you do this again." Xiao Linglong glanced at Uncle He hatefully, got up and walked into the courtyard, and said, "I've eaten, you can do it yourself." β
Chu Tianya picked up the chopsticks with a smile, and was about to clip a piece of Dongpo meat, but his hand suddenly froze.
"What's the matter, young master, isn't this dish appetizing today? But it's all what you usually like! He Bo asked curiously.
"No......" Chu Tianya picked up a piece of Dongpo meat and put it in front of his eyes to look at it, and said, "It seems that the Jurchens like to eat pork the most?" β
"That's right." He Bo sat down opposite Chu Tianya and said, "The Great Song Dynasty respects mutton, and pork is not valuable, so Su Dingpo also wrote a poem "Pork Poem", which was also pioneered by him. But the Jurchens have always liked to eat pork. β
Chu Tianya put a piece of meat in his mouth, fat but not greasy, fragrant on the outside and tender on the inside, Uncle He's craftsmanship has always been good.
"Why did the young master suddenly ask about this?" He Bo looked at Chu Tianya, with a pair of old eyes with a slight glint in his eyes, "I just heard you talk about the envoys of the Jin Kingdom...... Could it be that you want to use the murder strategy of borrowing a knife to deal with Tong Guan? β
Chu Tianya was slightly startled, and then smiled, "Sure enough, I can't hide anything from Uncle He." That's right, I had that idea. However, what is the way to instigate the Jurchens to kill Tong Guan? β
"What's so troublesome!" He Bo picked up the chopsticks and put two pieces of meat in his mouth, chewing violently, and the oil and water overflowed from the corners of his mouth.
"Does Uncle have a way?"
"The easiest and most effective way is-" Uncle He grinned, "kill Tong Guan, and then frame it for the Jurchens!" β
Chu Tianya was secretly surprised in his heart: I just had this idea, but it was actually broken by Uncle He's words! Could this be the legendary "heroes see the same"? Or, are we all the same insidious cunning?
"That's a good idea." Xiao Linglong, who was standing outside the courtyard admiring the osmanthus flowers, took a few steps closer and said, "Instead of racking your brains to calculate everything, it is better to use this simplest and most effective method." β
"But who would have believed that the envoys of the Kingdom of Jin would kill Tong Guan? He has no motive, no need, and no need to make such a serious and stupid mistake at this juncture! Chu Tianya said.
He Bo laughed and said, "Young Master, this is not a human life lawsuit in the Taiping World, you don't have to be serious at all. All you need now is Tong Guan's death. As for how he died and by whose hands, they are secondary. Then, we need the Jurchen to be the murderer, then he must be the murderer! At that time, even if the Jurchen envoy had a mouth all over his body, all of us knew that he was not a murderer, and still no one would pay attention to his grievances, would they? -- After all, to find out the motives, causes, and methods of the envoys' killings, those are all the errands of the yamen, and you can still worry about them? β
"There are not a few people who wish Tong Guan died, and if someone kills him, it will be a great joy for the people. No one is going to go to great lengths to track it down. Xiao Linglong said, "The old man just said something right-even if everyone knows that the Jurchen envoy will not be a murderer, but we need him to be a murderer, then he must be!" β
Chu Tianya was secretly frightened and embarrassed: I am a police officer's occupational disease, I have to ask about the motive and purpose of everything, and the layers of reasoning are interlocking, all of which require a reasonable and logical approach, and the result is to restrain my own thinking. He Bo and Xiao Linglong's idea is to be clumsy and clumsy! β¦β¦ In the past, I always saved people and caught criminals; Now they want me to kill people and become criminals, this thinking really can't be changed at once!
"Two wise." Chu Tianya smiled, "It's really three stinkers, Zhuge Liang!" - If there is no better way, it will be like this! β
"Where, Lord Xiao is really smart!" Uncle He smiled and gave Xiao Linglong a thumbs up, and said, "I can't see it, Lord Xiao, you're still quite bad, you haven't done this kind of thing before, right?" Ouch, I'm worried about my young master. When he talks about such a deed, he is a thief, and it can be seen that he does not have as many eyes as you, and his methods are not as ruthless as you - then how can he suppress you in the future? β
"Three sentences are not detached from the industry, and the old is not serious!" Xiao Linglong turned around and left, picked up a bamboo pole in the courtyard, and practiced marksmanship by herself.
"Hehe, I'm getting more and more fond of this little girl with personality." Uncle He whispered, "Young Master, have you noticed that her temper has improved a lot now?" β
Chu Tianya was eating hard and chewing meat, and said vaguely: "That's because she has a request for you, and she doesn't dare to offend you, right?" β
"Not exactly." He Bo said with a smile, "Actually, people like her are very easy to get along with." It's just that it looks a little cold and hard to approach on the surface, but once she gets close and familiar, she dares to cut your liver and gall with you, and she doesn't let her eyebrows go! β
"Uncle He, you are really an old Jianghu. Your eyes are very accurate in seeing people. Chu Tianya said with a smile, "Actually, I also discovered that Xiao Linglong is a typical cold on the outside and hot on the inside-you take a look at the marksmanship she practiced, how about it?" β
"Hehe, young master, you are also three sentences that do not leave the industry!" He Bo turned his head and glanced at it, and said, "She doesn't know who taught the Yang family gun this way, she must have taught it in a hurry and didn't do her best, so she learned less than two percent - let's eat!" After eating, I'll teach you how to practice boxing. That girl came to me today to learn marksmanship, but she just refused to say anything. She must be worried that as soon as she opens her mouth, I will let her marry you first--I'll see how long she can hold back! β
"Uncle He, you're so bad!"
After eating, the two walked out of the back room and came to the courtyard with a tea cup and a full burp, and watched Xiao Linglong sweat there with great interest.
"Hey, little girl!" He Bo didn't call her "Lord Xiao" anymore, and shouted directly, "We're finished eating, why don't you go and wipe the table and wash the dishes?" β
Xiao Linglong was practicing, and at this time, she pointed the bamboo pole in the air after a sluggish movement, turned her head and said, "Me? Wipe the table? Still washing dishes?! β
"Don't want to? Then go back! He Bo hiccuped, "The old man is going to teach the young master to practice martial arts, don't rely here to steal the teacher!" β
"You! ......" Xiao Linglong was almost angry.
Chu Tianya held back a smile on the side, and kept giving Xiao Linglong a look.
"Good...... Good! I wipe, I brush!! Although Xiao Linglong hated itchy, she obviously understood Chu Tianya's meaning, so she threw the bamboo pole and rushed directly into the back room.
Chu Tianya and He Bo looked at her angry appearance, and thought that he would throw the whole table out together, but they didn't expect her to really roll up her sleeves and start to collect the dishes and wipe the table!
"Hey, hey!" He Bo smiled proudly and said in a low voice, "Young master, you have to thank the old man!" I'm teaching your future daughter-in-law how to be wise and diligent! β
Chu Tianya smiled: "You just have to be happy." Later she packs her things, but you won't teach her marksmanship - look how she tries to find you! β
Before the words could be spoken, an exclamation came from the inner roomβ"Ahhh β
Then there was a thud, apparently the bowl falling to the ground and breaking.
Chu Tianya raised his eyebrows and sneered: "If it goes on like this, you won't have to wash the dishes in the future, and you will buy new ones every day!" β
"She's a county lord, where can she do such rough work? But it was of her own free will, and no one forced him. He Bo smiled evilly, "In the future, I will let her wash clothes and cook, plant vegetables and water the garden and clean up the house!" Hehe, that old man is idle, and if he has time, he can go to Tianyuan to listen to "Three Kingdoms"! β
Chu Tianya shook his head with a wry smile, "Lord Xiao, what kind of sin have you created!" β
"Ahh
"Bang-"
Another bowl was broken.
Xiao Linglong rushed out of the back room and said angrily, "This bowl is slippery and dirty, how can I wash it?!" -- Throw it all away, don't wash it! Big deal, I'll buy you new ones! β
"Ouch, the young lady really has a heart for the young master, you can think of it together!" He Bole laughed a few times, and suddenly turned his face blank, "You can't wash the dishes what are you doing here, just to make a mess?" Then you better go back early, don't delay our martial arts practice! β
"Okay, okay, I'll wash! I'll washβ"
The last word "wash", Xiao Linglong dragged on for a long time, and it was simply a long howl in grief and indignation.
"Uncle He, you're a bit of a bully, aren't you?" Chu Tianya smiled and whispered, "It's better to forget it." I think she's still quite sincere, so you can take her as an apprentice and teach her marksmanship! β
"Young Master, I already told you before. This set of marksmanship is extraordinary, and it cannot be passed on casually. "Uncle He is no longer hip-hop, Zhengse said," as the saying goes, people are separated from their bellies, Xiao Linglong is still a Khitan after all, and the old man doesn't know her, how can he teach it lightly? β¦β¦ I have my own opinions on this matter, so please don't worry about it, young master. β
"Okay!" Chu Tianya smiled and said no more, and said in his heart that a person like Uncle He is an old man, smarter and more knowledgeable than me, so let him be!
"Then after drinking this tea, we will start practicing boxing."
"Okay!"
The old and young set up a formation in the courtyard and began to practice boxing. After a long time, Xiao Linglong finally escaped from the kitchen, gritting her teeth and thinking there: "It's so dirty!" It's so dirty! Is this kind of work done by people? β
Chu Tianya was practicing his boxing vigorously, and when he looked sideways, he saw that her face was covered with oil stains and the black pot on the stove, and he laughed happily, "Lord Xiao, why are you so wolfy?" - Face, face! β
Xiao Linglong hurriedly stretched out her hand to wipe her face, and when she looked at her hand, she suddenly had the heart to cry. Immediately, I ran to the well and fetched a large basin of clean water and scrubbed it desperately.
"Hehe, this little girl has been pampered since she was a child, where has she suffered so much." Uncle He smiled, "Whether it's a good apprentice or a daughter-in-law for the young master, you have to polish her pampered willfulness first-young master, do you say yes or no?" β
"It's really born of all things, one thing descends one thing." Chu Tianya said with a smile, "Lord Xiao, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, meets your old man, and it can be regarded as the end of the plant!" β.
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