Chapter 166: Having Fun
Speaking of the contradiction between the eldest grandson Wuji and Ouyang Xun, it originated from a banquet, it is said that Li Shimin's interest was very good at that time, so he ordered the ministers to make poems to mock each other for fun, so the uncle of the country, the eldest grandson Wuji, made a joke about Ouyang Xun and wrote a poem: "Shrugging into a mountain, burying his shoulders and not coming out, who is on the Lin Pavilion, painting this macaque." ”
If it is just to laugh at the ugliness of appearance, anyway, for decades, such things are not uncommon, Ouyang Xun should see it very lightly, but in the poem, it vaguely insulted Ouyang Xun's parents, which made him extremely annoyed, because folk rumors say that Ouyang Xun's mother and wife once robbed the white ape spirit, and his father led his troops into the mountain to kill the white ape, and his wife was pregnant, and gave birth to a son, looking like an ape.
This monkey child is Ouyang Xun, of course, this matter may not be true, but the eldest grandson Wuji openly ridiculed, it is inevitable that people will not be so reminiscent, which makes Ouyang Xun embarrassed, naturally ridiculed each other, and wrote a poem saying: "The head of the rope is even warm on the back, and the crotch is afraid of the cold belly, just because the heart is tired, so the dough." ”
Not only ridiculed the eldest grandson Wuji for being fat, but also had a dirty mind, but now he committed a taboo, after all, there is a queen's sister, and Li Shimin, who is a brother-in-law, is naturally full of displeasure and stopped this ridicule, despite this, the two have also formed a relationship, although they can't be called deep hatred, but they must look at each other unpleasantly.
"Han Rui, don't say that your writing is boring, and you can't write good poetry." The eldest grandson Wuji smiled and said, "If you help me add glory to the banquet, I will give you a big gift when I turn back." ”
"Do your best." Han Rui said, it's not that he is greedy for any big gifts, the main thing is that the name of the eldest grandson Wuji is too terrifying, and it's better to go with his heart if it's okay, otherwise the end may be tragic.
"Don't worry, I won't embarrass you, it's almost the same as the Dijing chapter." The eldest grandson Wuji smiled heartily, and the dough looked like a chubby Maitreya Buddha.
Han Rui smiled bitterly, this, it is indeed not embarrassing, then there is probably no word embarrassing in the world.
The eldest grandson Wuji turned a blind eye, stood up happily, pulled the elephant scripture, threw it down casually, and said with great interest: "Come, follow me to enjoy the chrysanthemum." ”
The two walked in the chrysanthemum bush, only to see the chrysanthemum blooming, revealing the goose yellow stamen, bright and full, dazzling, under the backdrop of green leaves, it looks particularly delicate, carefully appreciated, the eldest grandson Wuji said proudly: "The chrysanthemums in my flower garden have nearly 3,000 plants, the variety is complete, the number is so large, it can be said that it is the best in the city." ”
Han Rui smiled and complimented, thinking a little in his heart, regardless of whether the eldest grandson Wuji really loves chrysanthemums or not, but planting many chrysanthemums, perhaps to show an attitude to the world, chrysanthemums, hermits are also ...... The eldest grandson Wuji suddenly asked, "At this time, you don't have any other ideas?" ”
"What thoughts?" Han Rui was puzzled.
"Touching the scene, poetry and singing, the principle of nature, I escaped for you last time, and now you can't miss anything." The eldest grandson Wuji said with a smile, waved his sleeves, and there were a few beautiful maids walking among the flowers, holding paper, pen and ink in their hands, but they had already prepared.
I still remember that Han Rui was impressed, thought about it for a while, and wrote a few lines with the pen, the eldest grandson Wuji smiled lovely, and beckoned the maid to hand it over, and someone came among the flowers.
"Guogong, Taile Ling Lu has arrived."
The servant's voice came, Han Rui looked at the situation, but saw that Lu Cai was also twenty-seven or eighteen, his eyes were clear, his demeanor was elegant, which made people feel good, when Han Rui looked at it, Lu Cai walked lightly, neither arrogant nor humble, and saluted and said, "Meet the prince." ”
"No need to be polite." The eldest grandson Wuji smiled and said: "Han Rui, I will introduce you, Taichang Temple is too happy to order Lu Cai, the book of good yin and yang tricks, and even Wei Zheng is praised." ”
"Lu Taile." Han Rui hurriedly saluted.
"That's Wei Shizhong." Modestly, he looked at Han Rui curiously for a moment, his eyes flickered, and Lu Cai said softly: "I don't know what the Duke of Guo has to meet." ”
"I'm going to set up a banquet tonight, and you can arrange for a few Kabuki Haiku from Taichang Temple to come over." The eldest grandson Wuji said, although there is no command, there is a sense that no one can refuse.
Taichang Temple, the matter of holding ceremonial music, suburban temples, and sheji, logically speaking, even if the eldest grandson Wuji is a minister of the imperial court, but today it is a private banquet, and he is not qualified to use the music of Taichang Temple, but Lu Cai did not hesitate and respectfully agreed, as if he was already accustomed to it.
"Well, by the way, there's one more thing." The eldest grandson Wuji touched the chin of the meat ball and said: "Your Majesty said a few days ago, I tasted the three bureaus of the Elephant Sutra written by Emperor Wu of Zhou, I don't know its purpose, some people heard that the prince washed the horse Cai Yungong tasted this play when he was young, His Majesty summoned him, but he also forgot, you take it to study, and after deciphering it, you will directly report it to Your Majesty." ”
After receiving the elephant scripture handed by the servant, Lu Cai did not read it, hid it in his arms, and arched his hand in the direction of the imperial city: "The minister's decree." ”
"It's a real annoyance." The eldest grandson Wuji complained, and said with a smile: "Bring the paper, let me appreciate the new work of the great talent." ”
Hearing this, Lu Cai, who had said goodbye and left, was staggering, and only listened to the eldest grandson Wuji chanting softly: "The autumn bush is like a pottery family, and it is gradually slanted around the edge of the fence, not that the chrysanthemum is preferred among the flowers, and this flower is even more flowerless." ”
After savoring it for a while, the eldest grandson Wuji couldn't help but praise and said: "Han Rui, you have exhausted my thoughts in your poem, when Tao Yuan was clear and cloudy, the three paths were barren, and the pine chrysanthemum still existed. ”
"How dare you compare it with Mr. Jingjie." Han Rui said with a smile: "Mr. Jingjie does not admire Rongli, he has hidden ambitions, but the kid is just a layman, drifting in the red dust, vassal elegance, compared with it, he is judged by superiors." ”
"Haha, that's a good point, everyone is a layman." The eldest grandson Wuji said with a smile: "I'll tell you the truth, what I love is the chrysanthemum Jiaoyan and beautiful, as for what Mr. Jingjie Tao Yuanming's, what does it have to do with me, but some people like to compare him with me, it's really annoying, but people are also kind flattering, not good at spitting, so I can only listen to it." ”
"It can be seen that the country is benevolent." Han Rui praised.
"How?" The eldest grandson Wuji was curious and puzzled.
Han Rui said with a smile: "Wouldn't it be benevolent to let the flatterer think that he has a plan and feel comfortable in his heart." ”
"It makes sense, go, listening to you say this, my heart will be relieved, go drinking." The eldest grandson Wuji laughed, pulled Han Rui to the side, passed the exquisite arch, and came to a magnificent side hall, crystal bead curtains, red sandalwood screens, glazed palace lamps, jewels, doors and windows are open, and the sunset is projected in, shining with translucent luster, shining brightly, and extremely gorgeous.
Under the feet is a soft Persian felt cushion, stepping on it is soft as being in the clouds, the mat is made of fur, sitting down on his knees, he will not feel the slightest hardness, soft and comfortable, although he has seen a lot of the world, but when he came here, Han Rui had to sigh, luxury is indeed a kind of original sin, which makes people unconsciously indulge in it.
The eldest grandson Wuji lightly high-fived, and several beautiful maids with thin clothes and graceful figures rushed in, and without special instructions, he took out the utensils, slowly poured the amber wine into the crystal clear cup, and placed it in front of the two.
"Han Rui, the best dragon paste wine, freshly brewed, has a unique taste, you might as well give it a try." The eldest grandson Wuji smiled and said, "Try it and see if it can compare with your peerless wine." ”
Could this be the legendary glow-in-the-dark cup? Han Rui was curious, and carefully picked up the cup to observe, it seemed to have a crystal reflection, but it was not completely transparent, and it was not like glass, half loud, and he couldn't figure out the material of the cup, so Han Rui gave up, looking at the amber dragon paste wine in the cup, gently shaking the cup, the aroma wafted in, and it was mouthwatering.
Han Rui drank it slightly slowly, carefully aftertasted, smoky, not how wonderful it was, but more of a feeling of drinking.
Hearing Han Rui's admiration, the eldest grandson Wuji smiled even more, and commanded, wait for a while, after the crystal bead curtain, there were suddenly bursts of piano sounds, virtual or real, impermanent, like a secluded stream dripping spring clear and ethereal, exquisitely clear, and like a gurgling stream, through the mountains and mountains, reefs and shoals, stirring up bursts of waves, sometimes urgent and sometimes slow, making people intoxicated.
After a long time, after a song, the crystal curtain gently converged, and a beautiful woman walked out, looming clouds and smoke eyebrows, like anger and joy, delicate and delicate nose, skin like condensation, cheeks like pink, in the midst of the glow, beautiful and charming.
"Bai Zhu, come and see the distinguished guest." The eldest grandson Wuji said with a smile.
"Naturally, there is no doubt that he is a distinguished guest, otherwise Ah Lang would not let the slave family come out." Bai Zhu's voice is soft and glutinous, with a charm that seduces people's hearts, she walked to the side of the eldest grandson Wuji, and she didn't mean to avoid suspicion, her delicate body was curvy, lying on his body, a pair of charming eyes looked at Han Rui lightly, and said coquettishly: "Where did you come from, how come I haven't seen it before." ”
"It's time to fight, forget who I'm going to feast on tonight." The eldest grandson Wuji said, the thick fat palm really slapped Bai Zhu's tight plump buttocks, and there was a wave of flesh fluctuations, which shocked the eyes and felt plump and straight, as if full of proud bullet surname.
Don't look at indecent things, Han Rui's eyes droop slightly, his mouth and nose look at his nose, his nose looks like he is meditating and participating in Zen.
"Oh, Ah Lang, the slave family knows that it is wrong, don't beat it." Jiao Didi whispered, it seemed to be true and false, Chu Chu was pitiful, his eyes were slightly bright, and Bai Zhu said softly: "This, is it the famous and prosperous Beijing, the talented and unparalleled son of Han Rui?" ”
"Don't dare, you are only shallow in learning, how dare you deserve a unique reputation." Han Rui said modestly, his eyes raised slightly, and he avoided it again.
With a smile in his eyes, the eldest grandson Wuji said: "Han Rui, talented, not a bad deed, why avoid shirking, you can directly admit that young talents should have such vigor and vitality." ”
Han Rui smiled and said yes, if he is really vigorous, I am afraid that some people will say that they are arrogant and proud.
After chatting for a while, a servant stepped up and reported: "Guogong, several princesses and attached horses have arrived." ”
"Our great uncle, is he hiding again to have fun?" A soft voice came, accompanied by the crisp ding sound of the crystal bead curtain, a beautiful woman wearing a gorgeous light-colored gauze came over, a bead hairpin was loosely inserted on the black cloud temples, and under the slender jade neck, a crisp chest was like clotted white jade, half covered and half hidden, but full of boundless temptation/confusion.
(To be continued)