Looking at the stunned people who had been fooled by themselves, Lu Hanqiang said again in high spirits: "As for the northwest, we will lose a lot of money by beating them, what are you afraid of, I know that country is known as the country of gold, a poor family marries a daughter, if you don't wear a pound or two of gold jewelry to go out, you will definitely be angry to death in your in-law's house, the country's gold is no less than 20 million catties, remember, everyone, it is 20 million, or even 40 million, it is a catty." For such a rich country, are you still afraid of losing money in a war? ”

So he stomped his feet bitterly: "This matter was originally what I wanted to do and do it myself, but Zheng Zhilong was robbed of the trade between North Korea and Japan by me, so he begged me to find another way to make a fortune for him, but I will only enter, where will I trade?" There's no way, I can't help it, so I can only sell me an old bottom. ”

At this time, everyone suddenly realized that Zheng Zhilong dared to do this, or you Lu Hanqiang was behind his back.

Ignoring the big guys who already had black lines, Lu Hanqiang muttered to himself with remorse: "Zheng Zhilong, if you come back to rob me half of the things you come back this time, I will immediately bring someone to your house to rob them, let's eat black." ”

A class of absolutes.

"Let's take the example of our trip to Korea and Japan, we go to beat him, that's because you don't listen, the indoctrination has no effect, there is no way to beat you, as long as we maintain the advantage over them at sea, then we can completely control their lifeblood, and at any time we find that they are going to be united, strong, and revived, we will find a reason to beat them, as for the reason, even if I regained the Liao army in the peasant households in western Liao, it can be said that they stole it, as for the distance, Evidence is not a problem, when the time comes, we will just take a basket of Luhua chicken. ”

For such methods and concepts, everyone has already admired the five-body throw, and I really don't know what strange things Lu Hanqiang has in his head.

What's strange about this, that's what Britain did when they colonized India, and the United States made such an excuse to enter the Middle East, and finally cheekily honest: 'I'm sorry, I made a mistake. Then they washed and slept. Next time? Find an excuse to fight again next time.

The rule of that world is that only I am allowed to stop, not you.

At this time, Tobe Shangshu, his loyal party member, asked with red eyes: "What you said, that India really has so much gold?" ”

Lu Hanqiang said very seriously: "You go to India to see, just the domes on those temples, they are all yellow gold, remember, pure gold." ”

After a moment of daze, the Ministry of Rites Shangshu was nervous, and shouted at Lu Xiangsheng regardless of decency: "War, I want war, my Ministry of Rites needs war, I beg you, ask you, order you, and immediately launch an attack on the northern front." Then he shouted hoarsely into the sky: "As long as I have a million catties of gold, then the students in the world will have free mansions to shelter from the wind and rain, the students who are hungry and cold in the world, and the Confucians, who are poor and sick, can study the righteousness of the saint with plenty of food and clothing, and the gentleman is poor, go to the ******, as long as I have a million catties of gold, the king of the world will be transformed into a king, and it will be realized in this era, God, saint, our spring is coming-" Then he ran out with his hair scattered, under the infinite and wide sky, upward, announcing to the saint that his dream is about to come true.

For a long, long time, Hubu Shangshu wiped the placket of his clothes - Halazi, to Lu Xiangsheng, to Sun Chengzong, and to Lu Hanqiang's proposal of Ai Ai: "South Vietnam, when we were in the rebellion of luxury, took advantage of our domestic turmoil, and constantly harassed and peeped into our Ming land. ”

"Is there such a thing?" Lu Xiangsheng is very serious, quite serious.

"Of course there is, they didn't say in a poem, where kapok opens, that's my hometown, look, I have kapok at home, then say my hometown, that's equivalent to his land, isn't this a peep into our Ming land?"

Lu Hanqiang asked happily: "Where is your hometown?" ”

"Henan."

"Henan? So where is your kapok tree loaded? ”

"Greenhouse."

Yang Sichang clapped his hands: "Look, according to the meaning of their words, they said that they would annex most of our Central Plains, which is the heart of China that will not die." ”

Lu Xiangsheng anxiously walked in circles: "Yunnan is in danger, Jiangnan is in danger, China is in danger, and the entire Han nation is in danger, we must nip the danger of this country in the bud, and we must launch a counterattack against possible enemies." ”

Yang Sichang immediately picked up the pen: "After the Yunnan Military Region suppressed the rebellion of Lu'an, it has been idle, so let's shoulder the great task of the rise and fall of this nation." I want to capture half of our imperial court's household department, and they are absolutely willing to complete this great task of leaving a name for eternity and saving the peril. ”

At that time, the head of the household department pointed at Yang Sichang with confidence: "Give them the stipulation that our household department's annual military salary of one million dollars and food will be gone, not only that, but I want to ask Lord Shoufu that the disaster in northern Shanxi will not be reduced, and the tax exemption will be exempted for another five years, no, ten years, and then invest in infrastructure construction to arrange for the displaced people to stabilize the place, and this money will be sponsored by the governor of Yunnan." ”

Sun Chengzong nodded after thinking about it: "Yes." Then he thought about it: "Since I have this money, then I will simply discuss it with the cabinet, and simply give subsidies to those people who are willing to continue to cultivate the land in order to quickly recover from the losses of the war in the northwest, so that the people can not only get some income, but most importantly, encourage their production mood." ”

Tobe thought for a moment and praised loudly, but instead said, "This is not a small expense, is it because the income of the Vietnam War is not enough?" What this means is, don't expect this money to come out of the household, the current household department is a department that only enters but does not leave, and there is already a clear and complete rule for the use of bank loans every year, and it cannot be moved.

Everyone began to meditate.

"And the Southeast Military Region, they don't take the country's military salary and don't make achievements, it is said that a maritime merchant has sued Luzon, he lost a pair of socks in Luzon, he must crusade, must compensate——"

"I guess that's enough."

Everyone nodded and said with relief: "Enough, enough." ”

Lu Xiangsheng suddenly said: "It seems that in this way, our Daming has become a den of robbers." ”

Sun Chengzong spread his hands: "It seems that this place has become the bandit headquarters." ”

Sending away a group of bandit leaders who had been beaten with chicken blood, Lu Hanqiang, who was exhausted, lamented: "Why did it come to me to take the life of a military leader but to control the heart of the UN Secretary-General." ”

(End of chapter)