Chapter 16: Slap in the face
"Who the hell are you, kid?" The fat on Cui Pichu's body trembled for a while, and the hands that were originally holding August 15 couldn't care anymore, one hand was crossed at the waist, the other hand was straightened, and the index finger pointed at the person in front of him and asked loudly.
"Who am I? Do you need to take care of this? I'm not interested in who your father is! The person on the other side said in a relaxed tone, as if he didn't care at all.
"My name is Cui Pichu, and my father is ......," the fat man Roshan said loudly about his backer.
"What, your name is Crispy Pig?" The person on the other side asked coldly. This sentence directly knocked Roshan down, and no one has ever ridiculed his name like this, and no one has even thought about it in this regard. After all, the people who come into contact with this Roshan on weekdays are not accessible to ordinary people, and those people will consider every sentence before they say it, and they will only say it after considering what the consequences of saying this sentence will be, where is as open-mouthed as this guy is now. And after this Roshan leaves the house, he is generally hugged from front to back, just like now a dozen or so little guys are following, everyone knows that this guy is not an ordinary master, so no one dares to dwell on his name.
"You ......" Roshan was speechless.
"Why don't you say it? Who is your father? I don't know your father, but I'm going to discipline you instead of him! The person on the other side said.
"Can you get my silk scarf back before that?" A soft sound like a spring breeze blowing on the face, crisp as a mountain stream crossing a stream, came again.
"Is it your silk scarf? I thought it was heavenly incense! The person on the other side replied nonchalantly.
That's right, it was Li Kuan, who was in a trance, who stopped Roshan's next move. He fell into a kind of chaos, although this Yangzhou city was his first time, but he was no stranger to the Grand Canal flowing in front of him. Because he once swam in it, and a brother who had fought hard in the city. Now seeing the sparkling Grand Canal from this angle, he remembered the time when he couldn't go back.
But after the arrival of Roshan, his memories were interrupted, and then he saw the accident of Roshan breaking his pants with his buttocks, and heard the order that Roshan commanded the servant. For this guy who looks like a pig, he doesn't have a good impression at all. And this guy actually dared to come forward and talk to his maid, it's really an old birthday star eating arsenic - I'm impatient! So he stopped the little guy who was unwilling to carry out the order, and teased the pig.
"Of course it's mine. Is it okay for the Tianxiang girl to be on her side! The red-sleeved willow frowned, and glared at Li Kuan with disgust.
This glance of the style made the Roshan on the opposite side surging again, and the real meat waves swept up. On him, there is a wave of unevenness, wave after wave.
"You guy. Give this beautiful girl to Ben Shao, and Ben Shao will consider letting you go, otherwise I will ask my father to take you out of prison, so that you can't eat and walk around! Crispy Pig said viciously to Li Kuan, while a pair of barely visible eyes stared at the delicate red sleeves.
"Look again, look at it again, and dig out your two tricks as bubbles!" Li Kuan also lost his temper and pushed back-for-tat, this guy is not just lustful. It's a hungry ghost in color! It's just that figure, can you really use that function? Li Kuan thought maliciously.
"You're dead. Now, even if you sacrifice your handmaiden to Ben Shao, you will die! Do you know that Ben Shao's father is the garrison of this Yangzhou City? And Ben Shao was born in the Qinghe Cui family, the head of the five surnames and seven hopes! Roshan said triumphantly.
"It turned out to be a pig raised by Qinghe Cui's family, no wonder it grew so fat! I really don't know how many people can be fed with the food it takes to feed your pig? "Li Kuan doesn't care at all, what about the Qinghe Cui family? If you get angry, you will blow them up into the sky. Li Kuan has no scruples since he used gunpowder last time, he has used it anyway, Li Er should still ask, he still has some capital to fool the past, so Li Kuan is almost taboo-free now. Although Li Er sent a secret decree asking him not to act rashly for the time being, he didn't say that he didn't want him to defend himself, these people really didn't open their eyes to provoke them, so they couldn't complain that Li Kuan was disrespectful to resist the decree.
"You, you ......" Crispy Pig was so choked that he couldn't speak, and he pulled his tattered bellows with a big gulp, and his little eyes burst out with hatred, eager to break the person in front of him into pieces.
"Don't look at me with that kind of affectionate look, I'm not a man, and even if I like men, just like a pig, I don't have a chance!" Li Kuan has a deep memory in Yangzhou City, the brother who liked gags the most, resurfaced in his memory, so he unconsciously touched a little bit of memory when he spoke.
"I'm going to kill you!" The crispy pig gasped for breath, and then turned his head angrily: "You guys, don't let Young Master Ben go, beware that Young Master Ben tells my father to arrest you all!" ”
was yelled at by this fat pig, and all the guests who were eating on the second floor rushed downstairs, afraid that they would be arrested by the guarded son. But he was still a little bold, and quietly poked his head out of the staircase to watch.
"Cui Gongzi, don't get excited, Lao Yu is the shopkeeper of this 'Fumanlou', I don't know why Gongzi is so angry, Xiao Lao'er can't compensate Gongzi here!" A clear old man came up from the stairs and said this to the crispy pig.
"This guy, Ben Shao must kill him today! And his family, Ben Shao will not let it go! The crispy pig looked at Li Kuan's brocade robe, and immediately knew that this guy was also a nobleman, because at this time, except for officials and nobles, no one dared to wear silk and satin, and those things were still a bit taboo in this era, even if you wore them casually at home, it was fine, but as soon as you came out of the door, you still had to change into coarse cloth clothes. This is the privilege of class, of the nobility. No matter how rich a merchant is, he is only engaged in a lowly business, but he is just a cattle and sheep raised by the nobles, as long as they are fattened, then it is time to slaughter and eat meat, or shear sheep.
"You want to bring down my family?" Li Kuan laughed, this guy really doesn't know how to say it, Li Kuan's current outfit is obvious, the jade pendant that fell on his waist is bright, and the pattern and crest of the Tang Dynasty that represents the identity embroidered on the shirt, all of which show Li Kuan's own identity, after all, he didn't plan to hide it from anyone this time, so as long as anyone is interested, he can find out his identity, and how this crispy pig should be unlearned, he will not be able to recognize it! How could this Cui Shi teach such a strange thing?
"What are you laughing at? This Tang Dynasty does not have a family that my five surnames and seven hopes cannot be defeated, and the current royal family is a branch of the Li family in Longxi in my five surnames and seven hopes, do you know? Plus the Zhaojun Li family, the Fanyang Lu family, the Xingyang Zheng family, the Taiyuan Wang family and the Boling Cui family, and my Qinghe Cui family, that family can't be broken? Boy, just wait and cry! No, I can't wait for that time, but your family is going to be wiped out because you have offended me, and you are the sinner of your family! Haha......" Crispy Pig said with a sense of superiority.
"Hey! You guy, why are you so underdrawn! Really, you shouldn't call it a crispy pig, you should call it a thick-skinned pig! Li Kuan strode forward as he spoke, and then slapped him directly.
"You ......" crispy pig's 'you dare to hit me' before he could say it, he was slapped in the face, and the layers of fat on his face set off a wave, and the saliva in his mouth was also slapped out by Li Kuan, which made people feel disgusting.
Li Kuan withdrew his hand, and suddenly felt that his palms were greasy and greasy, and he was very uncomfortable: "You pig, you are really fat and oily, you really don't know what to eat to grow up!" Saying that, Li Kuan turned around and said to the red sleeves: "There is still a silk scarf, I'm making a strip out, wipe my hands!" ”
"I won't give it to you, this is what my mother gave me, you have already lost one for me just now, and now you still want it, no way!" Red Sleeves originally watched the confrontation between Li Kuan and the crispy pig with great interest, but now Li Kuan wants her silk scarf again, which makes her speechless for a while, is it so dirty, dirty you still fight, really.
"Master!" Tianxiang obediently handed over a silk scarf, and the small silk scarf was embroidered with a pair of fat and cute ducklings, some shadows of the Q version.
"Tianxiang is so good!" Li Kuan praised it, and the little girl immediately narrowed her big eyes and smiled cutely.
"Hmph......" Redsleeves snorted dissatisfiedly.
"Why, I didn't praise you for being good, my heart is unbalanced?" Li Kuan teased the red sleeves.
"You guys, did my father raise you to let you watch Young Master Ben get beaten? Help! And you old man, don't you want to open this restaurant, call someone to beat this guy! The crispy pig stretched out his fat fingers like white radish, wiped the beaten nosebleed under his nose, and yelled at the group of small servants behind him and the restaurant shopkeeper who had just come up. No one has ever dared to beat him like this, and this kid must let him die ugly.
Yo! This pig is really heavy, this son didn't slap you out, it seems that the strength is not enough, this time work harder! Li Kuan wiped his hands and turned his head, looked at Cui Pichu who was still calling for help, and said with a smile.
"Don't come...... Come here again, my henchmen are going to beat you up!" Crispy Pig trembled and threatened.
"Just your men? Even if your father comes, this son will still beat you! Li Kuan said and stepped out again.
"You idiots, come and protect me!" The crispy pig shouted for help, and then the gang of little guys rushed up, although they knew that the boy in the sky blue brocade robe in front of them was skilled, but it would not be the opponent of their eight or nine people, and they were sent by Cui Fu to this Yangzhou City to listen to the orders of the garrison Cui Dejing, so they had to take action.
"Really!" Just as the battle was about to break out, a voice came from the staircase. (To be continued......)