Chapter 524: Using the Assassin - Second Fat Uncle!
At noon on the same day, after returning to Laosicheng, under the leadership of Wang Shihua, in the Zhongyi Temple, the victory was reported to the heroes and martyrs of the Wang family.
It's just that no one noticed that in the evening, at the corner of the west gate of Lao Sicheng, there was an extra red lantern.
Tonight, Wang Shihua specially arranged for the second dog to be on duty.
"Second dog, come with me." Wang Shihua went out in plain clothes and barked at the second dog, and when he saw that other guards were about to follow, he smiled and said: "I'm going to go to the thatched house, so many of you are following, what's the matter, you want to compare the size of the thing in the crotch with me?" ”
The second dog followed Wang Shihua to the outside of the thatched house, but when he saw Wang Shihua continuing to walk forward, he knew that Wang Shihua had something important, otherwise, he would never even let the guards follow.
Who knows, after Wang Shihua walked through the thatched house, he stopped at a corner of the wall only ten meters away from the thatched house, squatting on the ground, waiting for something.
About ten minutes later, just when Ergouzi was bored and just opened his mouth to yawn, a behemoth suddenly fell from the wall, which frightened Ergouzi to open his mouth wide and look at each other in amazement, even forgetting the duty of the guard.
It turned out to be a huge fat man, and he had to weigh two hundred pounds. Take a closer look, isn't this guy the chef of the Tian family restaurant in the past, and later when the Tian family was kicked out of Longtang Town by the Wang family, he was caught by Wang Shihua, and now he is the second fat man who is a chef in the Wang family restaurant? This guy usually walks a few more steps and pans for breath, but now, jumping from the wall more than three meters high, after landing, there is no sound, obviously a peak of the master. This huge contrast made Ergouzi's brain unable to adapt for a while, so he would be stunned.
Ergouzi has never been in the rivers and lakes, let alone been to the area of Dongting Lake, so he didn't know that twenty years ago, in the area of Dongting Lake, there was a bandit who went up the mountain like a tiger and entered the water like a dragon. Murder is like hemp, for the party to be a disaster, and its arrogance has once reached: they don't have to come forward to rob, just send someone to send you a note, stating how much food is needed and how many days it will be delivered, and you have to send it over quickly, otherwise you will be destroyed. is more fierce than the sitting tiger, but no one dares not to follow, which shows its arrogance. In the end, because of the robbery and killing of the youngest son of a big warlord who came here to play, he was encircled and suppressed by the army and the heroes of the rivers and lakes, the elder brother died in battle, and the younger brother fled to Dayong (today's Zhangjiajie) and was caught up, and the people were forced to jump off the cliff, but they were rescued by the Wang family caravan with a fake corpse civet cat for the prince. After this difficulty, Ren Tu seemed to have seen through everything in the world, and since then, Ren Tu has become an honest and honest uncle, smiling at everyone.
"Shihua meets the second fat uncle."
For the head of the family to clasp his fists and bow down, the second fat uncle nodded his head grinningly, "En! The sound was the reply. Then, he smiled at the second dog: "Why are you still stupid, look at me?" I'm not a girl. ”
The second dog came back to his senses, and hurriedly hugged his fists and bowed: "I've seen the second fat uncle." ”
At this time, how could the second fat uncle have a smiling and honest expression when he saw everyone on weekdays, smiled faintly at Wang Shihua, and said: "Family master, wait a minute for your business, I will ask you one thing first." ”
As soon as the second dog saw Wang Shihua salute him first, but the other party responded with a grin, he immediately understood: the second fat uncle in front of him was one of the legendary family dead assassins, and it was still not good to listen to the content of the conversation. was about to turn around and leave, but the second fat uncle shouted: "Since the head of the family let you see me, naturally he has his reasons, you just listen to it." ”
The second dog respectfully clenched his fists and promised: "Yes!" ”
"Second fat uncle, you just have to command."
"You know what happened to those two boys in my family. If I don't come back, I'll have to bother you to take care of it. I don't have any other big requirements, I just hope that the two of them can get married, and during the New Year's holidays, they can bring their children and grandchildren to my clothes and mounds for me to see, and I will smile at Jiuquan. ”
Human slaughter, no! The second fat uncle used to do too many bad things, and he was punished by God, his two sons, one deaf and the other dumb, and more importantly, the brains of the two of them had a fight with Tie Niu. The eldest is nineteen this year, and the younger seventeen are all at the age of getting married, but because of deafness, dumbness and a little bad brain, the woman often shakes her head like a wave drum when she hears this situation, which has become the heart disease of the second fat uncle. I thought that when the famine was at its worst this year, I would find two daughters-in-law for them among the fugitives, but now when I heard the call of the head of the family, I thought that there was no return, so I had to explain the future.
Wang Shihua said: "Second fat uncle, don't worry, this year I will let those two boys each marry two daughters-in-law, and each of them has two shops, so that they can have no worries about food and clothing in this life." As long as the Wang family exists, they will not be bullied, otherwise, it will be a slap in the face. ”
"Although you kid is cunning, but your reputation for your own people is still good, with your guarantee, I have no worries. Tell me, what do you want me to do? ”
Wang Shihua hurriedly sent their own dead assassins from each of the four major families to the battlefield, no matter what means were used, each took fifteen heads of Japanese devils back, and gathered in Lao Sicheng on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and used these heads to build a Beijing crown and pay tribute to the heroic spirits of each family.
Who knows, as soon as the second fat uncle heard this, he was obviously stunned, and asked in disbelief: "That's it?" ”
The second dog was very unconvinced: That's fifteen heads, do you think it's fifteen pigs? How can I hear what you mean by this, as easily as it is for you to cut fifteen cabbages?
"There's Uncle Lao's second fat uncle."
"The things I explained to you before don't count, I have to do it myself." The second fat uncle was a little angry, and said proudly: "Damn, I thought you wanted me to kill Lao Jiang, and my feelings were for this little thing." Don't worry, I can't even do this little thing, and I still throw myself in, and I don't have the face to ask you. ”
Wang Shihua hurriedly hugged his fists and expressed his admiration.
The second fat uncle's legs bent slightly, his body rose from the ground, and he stepped on the wall with one foot, and he didn't see his hands, but he jumped to the wall in an instant. Wang Shihua's scalp was numb, and he was extremely envious of the kind of kung fu that the second fat uncle deliberately revealed.
"Master of the house, don't blame me for talking too much, the security around you needs to be strengthened, otherwise, if something happens, I can come in, and the assassins of other families can also come in, which is not good."
Wang Shihua bowed with his fists thoughtfully, and said, "Thank you for reminding Uncle Er, Shihua will clean them up after a while." ”
The second fat uncle smiled and disappeared on the other side of the wall.
The second dog didn't dare to look at the wall, and waited until he was sure that the other party was really gone, and then he let out a long breath and couldn't help asking, "Master of the family, will he do light work?" ”
"Yes! Estimated yes. However, Ergouzi, the defense at home is enough for ordinary people, but for a master like him, it must also be strengthened, especially when the critical moment is coming, for fear that some people and dogs will jump off the wall in a hurry, which ...... Ouch~! ”
"Master, I heard it~!" The second fat uncle came and went just to climb over the wall, didn't this dog scold him for jumping off the wall in a hurry?
Looking at the pebbles on the ground, Wang Shihua exclaimed in surprise: "Second fat uncle, you haven't left yet?" ”
"No, I'm watering the flowers. Hey~! Such a loud peeing sound, even if you didn't hear it, the guards around you didn't hear it? Otherwise, when I return, you will hand that boy over to me, and within a year I will guarantee that his ears will be sharper than that of a rabbit. ”
Looking at Ergouzi's expression begging for mercy, Wang Shihua smiled and said: "Second fat uncle, you have to take him with you, I'm afraid that anyone will be able to guess your identity in the future." ”
"Yes! Scold! Scold! The head of the house, let's go, but don't speak ill of me behind my back. ”
"Shihua doesn't dare!"
After speaking, Wang Shihua and Ergouzi had a tacit understanding and hurriedly left, and after staying away from the thatched house, Wang Shihua instructed Ergouzi: "Uncle Ergou is right, your kid doesn't even have this bit of hearing, and he is indeed a little complacent." ”
"Maybe it's that he's smaller, and the peeing sound is smaller, so ...... Hey! Hey! ”
Wang Shihua couldn't help the evil taste in his heart, and laughed hehehe.
"When I see the attitude of the second fat uncle in the future, it will be the same as before, don't change in the slightest, so as not to let anyone with a heart see it."
"Yes!"
Immediately, Xiang Hemingxuan walked to see what the secret technique He Mei preached, but as a result, he was told that the Wang girl's willpower was extremely strong, and she was tired and bombarded for a night, but she didn't see the slightest tiredness. Wang Shihua could only tell Liu Jin that when He Mei used the secret technique, he must let himself have a long insight.
February 14th, the twenty-fourth day of the lunar month, late at night.
Wang Shihua had the courage to do something with Zhang Cuiyun, and was hugging each other in bed, discussing that after the Chinese New Year this year, he would bring something new to Mrs. Zhang to make him happy.
"Boom! Boom! Boom! ”
"What's the matter?"
"Head of the family, Aunt He sent Uncle Liu over, please hurry up."
Wang Shihua's heart jumped, and he immediately woke up: He Mei is going to use a secret technique.
Excitedly jumped out of bed and went to pick up his pants.
"Look at you, what did Aunt He ask you to do here?"
Wang Shihua didn't want to say it, but he felt that there was no need to hide such a thing from Zhang Cuiyun, besides, with Zhang Cuiyun's curious temperament, he would definitely be in a good mood when he heard such a thing, which would be beneficial to the fetus. Then he smiled and said, "Aunt He claimed that she had learned a set of secret techniques from a master of the rivers and lakes before, and she specialized in dealing with those with firm minds. I told Aunt He before that when she performs secret arts, she must let me see for a long time. After waiting for so many days, I guess it's time now. ”
Sure enough, as soon as Zhang Cuiyun heard this, her curiosity rose, and as soon as she lifted the quilt, she immediately got out of bed and dressed several times faster than Wang Shihua.
Before Wang Shihua could button her clothes, she had already run out.
After seeing Liu Jin, his eyes lit up, he looked at Uncle Liu without blinking, and asked in a low voice with great anticipation: "Uncle Liu, but Aunt He wants to cast a spell...... No! Is it a secret technique? ”
As soon as Liu Jin nodded, Zhang Cuiyun ran towards Hemingxuan with a shout, and the frightened group of maids and old women who had just heard the movement and ran out of the side room changed their faces in unison, and chased after them with shouts......
Wang Shihua was greatly annoyed: This kind of interrogation, the calmer the better, the fewer people who know, the better, you are good, this run, as soon as the people behind screamed, the entire palace was alarmed. I can't beat and scold, I can't scold, it's really a living ancestor.
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