readx;?readx; Chapter 354 The birds are not afraid of heights, and the sisters are not afraid of knives when they fall in love

"Lord Wang, you deceive people too much!" Wen Yanbo said angrily. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Qin Lei lowered his hand from his neck, revealing the eye-catching blood marks, and said with a face as cold as ice: "Let's see for yourself who is excessive?" Saying that, he said angrily: "The Lone King came to comfort me on the orders of the emperor, and he represents my Majesty the Supreme Emperor of Great Qin!" Pointing out of the door, he almost roared: "But not only did you not go out to greet him, but you also sent a little wolf dog to block the path of the lonely king!" Who lent you the guts! Do you still have a royal law in your eyes? There is no Your Majesty! ”

Wen Yanbo said in his heart: "This guy is good at buttoning big hats. He sneered and said, "Well said! Since the prince obeys the emperor's order so much, then please salute the old man, the prince and the prince. ”

Qin Lei laughed and said: "Joke, King Gu now represents His Majesty the Emperor, why do you have to salute King Gu first!" ”

Wen Yanbo also laughed and said: "Joke, Your Majesty has given the old man the privilege of 'praising and worshipping the nameless, and entering the court', so you don't have to kneel at any time!" ”

Qin Lei chuckled, "Then do these people also have this right?" ”

Wen Yanbo couldn't help but look pale, and said coldly: "Don't you still salute the prince?" Seeing Wen Yantao's face full of reluctance, he laughed again and said, "After you have finished worshipping, Your Highness the Fifth Highness can give the old man a ceremony to meet the teacher." ”

When the three of them heard this, they quickly knelt down for Qin Lei, kowtowed, and said, "Your Majesty, Sheng'an!" Qin Lei didn't say anything, just looked at Mrs. Wen who was standing aside with her cheeks covered.

The three lying on the ground were unhappy, Wen Yantao tilted his head and whispered: "Sister-in-law, you kneel down quickly, my knees are sore." Mrs. Wen reluctantly knelt down, gritted her teeth and said, "Your Majesty... Under... Saint... "This is to ask Your Majesty for peace, it is simply to eat people."

Qin Lei sneered, raised his hand slightly, and said, "Holy Bow An!" Secretaries, please. A few people patted the soil on their bodies and stood up, and Wen Mingli couldn't wait to say: "Please ask the prince to see the teacher." ”

Qin Lei laughed, and as soon as he lifted his robe, Shi Kang moved a chair and put it behind him. Qin Lei sat on the throne with a big sword and sneered: "You are the prince's master, the prince's teacher." I'm not a prince, why should I worship you? ”

Wen Yanbo has seen shameless, but he has never seen him so shameless, and laughed angrily: "The prince is confused, the prince and the prince are the masters of all princes, not just the teachers of the East Palace, the so-called teachers for one day and teachers for life, so you have to kneel if you don't kneel!" ”

Qin Lei pouted and smiled: "Xiangye Hugh wants to be amorous, may I ask when and in what month did the Lone King perform the apprenticeship ceremony?" In what year and month did you teach Lonely Day? As long as you can name an exact date, not to mention kowtowing to you today, in the future, every New Year's festival and the fifteenth day of the new year, I will cut a knife of yellow paper and burn two pillars of incense to worship your old man. ”

This guy has sharp teeth and a sharp tongue, Wen Yanbo is weak and angry today, hearing him say so bad, he is in a hurry, and he leaned back with a 'uh-oh' sound. Brother Wen Mingli hurriedly supported his father, and sat down on the chair, and he was slapping his back and smoothing his breath, and it took a long time to call over, Wen Yanbo's eyes were crooked, and he stretched out his fingers tremblingly and said, "You...... Do you dare to curse me for not dying well? ”

Qin Lei spread his hands and said expressionlessly: "It's not a curse, it's just a fact." ”

Wen Yantao finally couldn't listen to it anymore, and roared in a low voice: "Qin Xiaowu, don't you think we are really afraid of you!" Someone's coming! For a long time, he only listened to the commotion outside the door, but he couldn't rush in.

Qin Lei chuckled, showed his snow-white teeth, and said, "Unless the guards of the Lonely King are flattened, it will be difficult for Lord Shangshu to get his wish." ”

Wen Yanbo suddenly had a hint of realization in his heart, this kid was so unscrupulous, it was clear that he was going to completely tear his face. It seems that he already knows about the account books, and maybe he sent someone to steal it. Thinking of this, he no longer had the interest to deal with him, a cold glint flashed in his eyes, and he hissed: "Since the prince came to comfort him by the emperor's order, now that you are dazzling and powerful, please go back......"

Hearing this ** naked eviction order, Qin Lei touched his hot neck, drooped his eyelids and said: "I was ordered to ask Xiangye three questions, and I will leave after asking." ”

Wen Yanbo saw that this person was so shameless, so he had to say patiently: "The minister obeys the order, you may ask." ”

"Your Majesty asked, why didn't you see the figure of the Prime Minister in the early court today?" Qin Lei said expressionlessly.

Wen Yanbo arched his hand and said: "Back to Your Majesty's words, the old minister was accidentally injured and fell into a coma last night, and the family suffered a catastrophe, and the courtier's brother Yantao and the courtier Mingli were afraid that something would happen again, so they sent someone to Guo Yushi to take leave and ask to be absent from the early dynasty, everything is reasonable and legal, and there is nothing wrong with it." ”

Qin Lei knew that they definitely didn't go to Guo Bizheng to take leave, but although this old thing was talking nonsense with his eyes open, he didn't have any evidence to debunk it, so he had to frown slightly and said, "Your Majesty asked, Xiangye is in a slightly ill body, do you need to recuperate for a while?" ”

"Well...... this" Wen Yanbo was a little hesitant, whether he needed it or not, he was afraid that Emperor Zhaowu would have some backhand, so he had to say vaguely: "I'll talk about it after seeing the imperial doctor." ”

Qin Lei smiled faintly: "It's okay, the last question, Your Majesty asked Xiangye, when you are not there, who will handle the errand of Zhongshu Province?" "In fact, no matter how Emperor Zhaowu answered the last question, Qin Lei would bring him to this question.

Wen Yanbo frowned slightly and said, "Weichen doesn't necessarily need to rest. ”

Qin Lei smiled and said: "Xiangye doesn't necessarily need to rest, Zhongshu Province is the cardinal of the imperial court, and there are all kinds of opportunities, how can you allow children to treat it as a joke?" It's better to be cautious. ”

Wen Yanbo twisted his beard and said: "It also makes sense," and his heart quickly calculated, logically speaking, Zhongshu Province should have two prime ministers and a Pingzhang political affairs, these three are considered to be zaifu, when the left minister goes out or is sick, the right minister will act as the office; When the left and right ministers are unable to see things for some reason, there is a Pingzhang political affairs agency. In order to monopolize power, Prime Minister Kewen has long vacated the position of Right Minister and Heping Zhang's political affairs, so there is no one in Zhongshu Province who can temporarily replace him.

But Prime Minister Wen is also a human being, and in the past 18 years of dictatorship, he has naturally been sick, lazy, and asked for leave, etc., and at this time he will temporarily hand over his authority to the head of the six ministries to act as an agent, and he has the nickname of 'half-phase' in the official department.

But Wen Yantao, the former secretary of the ministry, has already gone to the Ministry of Rites to sit in the hall, and this son can still be hung in vain, so naturally he can't be an example in turn. After thinking for a moment, Wen Yanbo said slowly: "Let the Ministry of Rites Shangshu act as an agent......"

Qin Lei laughed when he heard this: "Xiangye is really joking, the seat of the official secretary is still vacant, how can he act as your position?" ”

Wen Yanbo snorted and said: "The etiquette of Lile is not the official of the officials!" ”

Qin Lei smiled again: "Everyone thinks about it, the so-called 'Household Criminal Soldier Ceremony', the Ministry of Rites is willing to accompany the last seat, and the Ministry of Rites Shangshu doesn't seem to be qualified to lead the group, right?" ”

Wen Yanbo sneered and said, "But I haven't heard you say this." ”

Qin Lei said with a smile: "But the Ministry of Rites is the end of the six, Xiangye can't deny it, right?" ”

The corners of Wen Yanbo's mouth twitched, which can be regarded as acquiescing to his statement, the Ministry of Rites is for the five rites of Kaoji, Jia, military, guest, and fierce; It also administers national school affairs and imperial examinations. It is the smallest of the six, the least role, and the lowest right to speak, although it will be short-lived every year, but the impression of the hundred officials and the people on it is always in the stage of being crowded and idle, even Wen Xiangye and Wen Shangshu can't escape this trap.

"Xiangye, recommend one more." Qin Lei said suspiciously.

How could Wen Yanbo have thought that he would make a fuss in this place, and said in his heart: "Anyway, the decision is up to me, and it's not up to this kid to choose people." Twisted Xu thought about it, and said secretly: "Li Qing of the Ministry of War doesn't need to think about it, and the Ministry of Industry is too tactful and doesn't need to think about it, so there is only Wei Zhengyi of the Criminal Department and Tian Minnong of the Ministry of Household Affairs to choose one of the two." These two people have their own advantages and disadvantages, and it is really difficult to choose.

Thinking of this, Wen Yanbo muttered: "How is Wei Zhengyi? He didn't even notice it, and he actually used an inquiring tone.

Qin Lei shook his head and smiled: "Lord Wei is the presiding officer of the Prison God Temple, and the hundred officials are afraid to avoid him, if you choose him, I am afraid it will not be conducive to the unity of the imperial court." ”

Wen Yanbo said in his heart: 'Yes', I was afraid that Qin Lei would also deny this, so he gritted his teeth and said: "Then Tian Minnong, don't change it anymore, he is the most suitable!" ”

Qin Lei smiled in his heart, but his face was embarrassed: "What about this...... Well, Lone will report to His Majesty truthfully. After speaking, he got up and said with a smile: "Go back and hand over the decree." Xiangye recuperates with peace of mind, so you don't have to send it. ”

Wen Yanbo laughed and said, "I didn't plan to send it." He was not originally a sharp-tongued person, but he was provoked and angry by Qin Lei, and his words became unforgiving.

Qin Lei saw that the whole family really didn't move, and he didn't get angry, he touched the still hot scratches on his neck, and said with a brighter smile: "Xiangye is rude, Xiao Wang can't be ruthless." I'll give you two little poems for free. ”

Wen Mingli couldn't help but shout: "Qin Yutian, you are too deceitful, no one here wants to listen to your blind poetry." ”

Qin Lei looked up and smiled: "The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people." This poem is not the work of the lonely king, but the masterpiece of your mother. ”

Wen Mingli was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "How can you scold people? ”

Qin Lei spread his hands and said with an innocent face: "Nonsense, why is Lone scolding?" ”

"You said 'your mother'......" Wen Mingren interjected, thinking: 'If you don't speak again, everyone will forget about me.'"

Qin Lei smiled apologetically: "I'm sorry, the Lone King's statement is inaccurate, it should be your mother's." Saying that, he pointed to Mrs. Wen who was standing beside Wen Yanbo, and said lightly: "Is she your mother?" ”

In fact, it's really not all, among the three Wen brothers, only the eldest Wen Mingren is from Mrs. Wen, and the eldest and second are the sons of Wen Yanbo's late ex-wife. But that's just from the point of view of blood, and in reality, as long as Mrs. Wen is on the position of wife for one day, the two brothers Wen Mingyi and Wen Mingli have to be obediently called their mothers.

It was Wen Mingli who swallowed and foamed, and then nodded with Wen Mingren and said, "Of course." ”

Qin Lei said with a kind face: "Now think about it, what does your mother's poem mean?" ”

The two suddenly said: "It turned out to be a poem written by our mother!" ”

Wen Yanbo heard the wail in his heart and said: "I gave birth to two birds, and I don't deserve to lift shoes for Mingyi." But he was still very interested in the poems written by his wife, and he had the impression that this girl was a woman of gold and jade, and would do nothing but eat, drink, and be merry. But I didn't expect her poems to be famous, and even Qin Xiaowu, who didn't learn or know, had heard of it.

This made Wen Xiangye sigh: 'There is no lack of beauty in the world, only a lack of blazing eyes!' In the vernacular, it is "it turns out that there is not a lack of beauty in life, but a lack of eyes to find beauty." Thinking of this, Wen Xiangye couldn't help but tilt his head to look at his daughter-in-law, wanting to find out her beauty, but only saw a declining girl with loose hair, dull eyes, and swollen cheeks like steamed buns, and couldn't help but feel disappointed in his heart. Turning his gaze back to Qin Lei, he said in a deep voice: "Say!" ”

Qin Lei smiled slightly: "Let's talk about the first song first," he cleared his throat and whispered: "Tears wet Luo Towel dream can't come true, the front hall sings late at night." The red face was not old and the grace was broken first, and he sat in the smoke cage until Ming. ”

The room was as silent as death, and even people like Wen Yantao and Wen Mingli, who were unlearned and unskilled, could understand what this poem was about-this is an obscene poem......

The essence of this poem is: "The red face is not old and the grace is broken first", which means that the woman is not old, and a certain function of the man has been poor, so that the noble lady who is in the year of the wolf and tiger only has "reclining and sitting in the smoke cage to Ming", which is in response to the sentence "Long night, no intention to sleep, how to solve worries, only hanging the jade ring", but at this time, "the front hall is in the middle of the night according to the singing", because at this time the sound insulation effect of the building is not ideal, this lady is in a hurry, but can only sit and listen to the wind and rain, which is no wonder to "tears wet Luo towel dream can not come true"! This poem can be described as the helplessness of the old husband and young wife.

also hit Wen Yanbo's heart, he is more than 20 years older than Mrs. Wen, and the truth is in line with what is told in the poem. His complexion suddenly turned as red as pig's liver, and he glanced at Mrs. Wen coldly, only to see that she was trembling like chaff all over her body, obviously very afraid. Prime Minister Wen couldn't help but believe it again, but if he loses, he won't lose the battle, and he has to force himself to do nothing: "The prince Hugh wants to fool the old man with what his predecessors did, don't you know that it is useless and stop laughing!" ”

Qin Lei laughed and said: "This poem is a little resentful, the lonely king is a good young man, everything he looks at is beautiful, so he doesn't like it very much, but he likes the other one very much." Without waiting for Wen Yanbo to speak, the thief smiled and said: "Birds are not afraid of heights, and Lang Mei is not afraid of knives when they love each other." In order to tie up the winged birds, they live and die together. ”

When she heard the first poem, Mrs. Wen still stood firmly, because it was indeed not her work. Although I don't know where the thief found out about her thoughts, there is nothing wrong with not admitting it. But when she heard the thief chant four other lines of poetry, she was immediately frightened, and her feet fell to the ground.

Wen Mingren hurriedly went to help his mother up, but Wen Mingli and Wen Yantao stood aside with complicated faces, if it was in the past, they would inevitably be busy, but now is an extraordinary period, it is better to be silent, but seeing that Mrs. Wen's eyes have changed......

Wen Yanbo's chest seemed to explode, and his injured skull was also buzzing, he slapped the back of the chair fiercely, got up angrily, and said, "Qin Yutian, my Wen family was not born to practice for you!" The voice was terrible, like a wounded night owl. He giggled again: "You said that the poem was written by her, you can ......"

I saw him approaching Qin Lei step by step, stretching out his thin hands and dancing nervously: "You come up with evidence!" If you can't get it out, no matter what kind of prince you are, the old man must gather all the officials and go to His Majesty to seek justice...... Oh......" But he was walking, a little closer to Qin Lei, and he knelt down with a poof, a little under his knees with his toes.

happened to kneel in front of Qin Lei, as if he was kowtowing and begging to surrender.

Qin Lei stretched out his hand and pressed it on Wen Yanbo's head, and the people in the room suddenly stopped moving, not knowing what shocking move this prince was going to make, they couldn't help but hold their breath and wait quietly...... Even Wen Yanbo was stunned, kneeling there and not daring to move.

But I saw Qin Lei tidying up the scattered hair for Prime Minister Wen, and said in a gentle voice: "How good is this, to be a courtier, you have to be a courtier, you have to kneel, don't keep thinking that you are different from others......" said like a watermelon, patted his head a few times, made an 'empty' sound, shook his head, Qin Lei got up and said, "Don't keep thinking about being a chaotic minister and thief, that will not end well." ”

With that, he turned and walked towards the door.

But Wen Yanbo screamed nervously: "Evidence! I want proof! ”

Qin Lei didn't reply: "No, if this matter is confirmed, your black gauze hat will change color." ”

"Proof! I want proof! ”

"Okay, follow me......"