Chapter 931 - Understanding the Situation

The Far Continent Rat sees Fairy Town as his hometown, and he doesn't see him as a child in the nursery, but he sees the struggle against humans and robots very thoroughly, and thinks that in the end, because the two sides will reach a peace agreement due to the balance of power.

So he was not in a hurry at all, and he still had the leisure to visit the flower and bird market.

A hawker sells in a corner of the flower and bird market: "The latest high-tech in the United States, the genetically modified osprey, nicknamed the 'fish catcher', only pays, no takes!" It's cheap~"

The Yuanzhou rat stopped in front of the vendor: "Why is it called a fish-catching maniac?" ”

When the vendor saw that there were potential customers, he immediately cheered up and said: "Because it likes to catch fish and doesn't eat it, it can make money for you, in a place where the wild fishery resources are abundant, you can catch a fish in a few minutes, you can make a little money, hehe, do you want to live for a while like the fishermen in Guilin in ancient China?" It's a lot of energy! ”

Yuanzhou Mouse: "Just now you said that it is genetically modified, I am very interested in this, what gene is it transgenic?" ”

Vendor: "I just like to catch fish, but I don't eat it, I don't know what the gene is, anyway, that's what the scientists say." ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "Don't eat? Wouldn't you starve to death? ”

Vendor: "You don't need to tie their necks like the fishermen in ancient Guilin, and I heard that when it catches a fish, it will come to you to ask for credit, and if you pat it on the head, it will be happy, so you will be very happy." ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "Oh, it's amazing, how do you sell it?" ”

Hawker: "Three golden eggs for 1,000 are really the price." ”

Yuanzhou Rat was startled: "So expensive? Am I not going to be a fishmonger, can't I just have one? ”

Vendor: "If you only need one, it's expensive, 500 golden eggs." You don't want the baby ospreys to be so lonely and empty, do you? ”

Farland Rat: "They're still babies?" ”

Hawker: "Well, it is the EGG company that provides technical support, and he can be born directly to be able to be literate and martial, to go to the moon for nine days, and to catch turtles in the five oceans."

If you need them to recognize you as a baby, you can also book as a hatching baby, and when they are born, they will recognize you as a godfather at first sight, and they will not be able to drive away with you for a lifetime. ”

Godfather? Yuanzhou rats are snorting, this hawker is really interesting, if this is the case, wouldn't Xiao Man be a godmother?

The Yuanzhou Rat was very interested in these novelties, and was going to get one back to test the magic of the fish-catching maniac, but he asked again: "Our fairy town is in the middle of the great desert, where can we find fish?" ”

The peddler looked around, there was no one else nearby, he lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "There are many local tyrants near the canal who have adopted a large area of grassland, and some have huge freshwater lakes, you can pretend to pass by and secretly release ospreys to catch fish, but remember not to be too greedy, you have to fish for three days and dry nets for two days, and change artificial lakes frequently, you know?" ”

The Yuanzhou rat nodded busily, so you can still play a game of stealing fish? It's just wonderful. Stealing chickens and dogs is the most appetite for children, and it is too mediocre to catch fish with the permission of the owner's family.

The peddler saw that he was moved, and proposed: "I have one here that has not yet hatched, as long as you wait for about 1 hour, you can hatch on the spot, when the godfather is just around the corner, no, the time is just around the corner, do you want this?" ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "Okay, I need an obedient osprey, I know it's called the 'Seal Reaction' of small animals, hehe!" ”

The peddler laughed: "I'm not here to make everyone more understanding!" I didn't expect you to understand the guest officer. Ahem, I only let a limited number of osprey babies hatch every day, and there is a cost to control the time, so ...... There is a little bit of a cost to be added. ”

Yuanzhou Rat rolled his eyes: "I want to increase the price again!" How much? ”

The hawker smiled cheaply: "As long as you add 50 golden eggs, it's really priceless, it's really priceless!" ”

Yuanzhou rat couldn't wait to be a godfather, so he had to agree.

Although it has just hatched and has the size and wisdom of an adult osprey, the little osprey still retains the instinct of reacting with the seal, and it follows wherever the far-reaching rat goes, really like an obedient baby.

The Yuanzhou rat itself is also a human being hatched from a giant egg, and it is not at all rejecting this way of reproduction, but it is very natural, the inevitable result of human scientific and technological progress.

Yuanzhou Rat triumphantly called Xia Luo, who lived with him: "Xia Luosang, guess what I bought?" ”

Xia Luo: "What useless things did you buy again?" No matter, you can come back quickly, there is ...... Someone is looking for you. ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "Who?" ”

Xia Luo: "Poor." ”

Yuanzhou Rat was startled, he had a ghost in his heart, after all, he had a little relationship with the ****** robot rebel leader level, and he was approached by someone who sent him, so he was not sure.

However, I had to go back and say "I'll go back right away".

The unlucky Yuanzhou rat, on the street, his baby osprey defecated everywhere, and was also discovered by the sharp-eyed cleaning mechanic, ran over and said: "I'm sorry, sir, you have soiled the street, according to the law of the town, you must be fined 100 golden eggs to set an example!" ”

Yuanzhou rat lost his voice and said: "100 golden eggs? Too expensive, right? Singapore is not so expensive! ”

Cleaning Mechanic: "I'm sorry, I'm just a dead worker, I don't know why the town is so strict, maybe it's because our robots have been making a lot of trouble recently, which has increased the operating costs of the fairy town government, I'll just hearsay, but there is no exact source." ”

In order to prevent the recurrence of this tragedy by creating psychological shadows, the Yuanzhou rat carried out cruel domestic violence against the baby osprey and beat it to croak.

Finally returned to the home of the Zero One Apartment, and the police Shu Huang took a look, good guy, what a gentleman, the work of carrying the cage and walking the birds, it is still such a big bird.

"Come on, come on, eat some Turkish cut cake!" Xia Luo is very enthusiastic to entertain the guests, in fact, she wants to get rid of these junk foods as soon as possible after buying them and tasting them again, they are too sweet and greasy, and they are really heavy in Turkey.

Sure enough, the faces of these poor people changed after tasting it, Xia Luo was secretly refreshed, I don't know why, she especially hates the human beings in the public security system, probably because she is a victim of this system.

"Can I take a sip of water?" Xia Luo, who hoped to fish with all her might, deliberately forgot to pour water for them, and the police had to take the initiative to speak.

Charlotte went to her master's duty and rummaged through the fridge to see if there were any strange drinks that would make her hunger worse, and the fridge was filled with food and drink she had scavenged from the snack store.

Finally, she found a very sticky and greasy five-kernel juice and happily took it out for guests.

Unfortunately, the police saw through the hostess's thoughts, looked at the juice like volcanic lava that had just been drilled out of the surface, and did not dare to speak.

"What's the matter?" The far-reaching rat pretended to stroke his baby osprey calmly.

However, the police uncle did not immediately get to the point, and first introduced himself: "Hello, Yuanzhou rat, I am Detective Jiuyao, this is my assistant Mengxiang, this is our police officer ID." Don't be nervous, we're just going to find out. ”

Yuanzhou rat snorted: "If you are not afraid of shadows, people will not be nervous!" My heart beat faster because I came back in such a hurry! My hands are shaking because my baby osprey just defecated in the open, and I was fined 100 golden eggs, which is infuriating! ”

Detective Jiuyao smiled kindly: "Oh, baby osprey, it's so cute, it looks very powerful, can you catch fish?" ”

Yuanzhou Mouse: "Well, this is not a different bird, ordinary birds are a few golden eggs for meat money, I don't know when, but my baby osprey is a fish maniac, it is said that you can catch a fish in a few minutes, it is a veritable productivity tool, so it is very expensive, I have to admit it after being fined 100 golden eggs." ”

The female smile of the assistant Mengxiang was even more kind: "Yo, it turned out to be a productivity tool, so it must not be cheap, right?" ”

Yuanzhou Mouse: "Fortunately, I bought 550 golden eggs, because they have just hatched, and the baby osprey at this point in time is particularly expensive." ”

Meng Xiang: "550 golden eggs!" It's not cheap, we can't earn 500 golden eggs a day as a police officer. Oh, how can you be so rich at such a young age? Xia Luo said that she is still looking for a job, and you should not be too rich. ”

Yuanzhou Rat smiled: "Okay, I have a patent, although it has not been officially approved, but I have already received a request for cooperation from the groundhog company, there is a patent authorization fee, 100,000 golden eggs a year, although it is not as good as your decent work detective, but it is enough for me to live a depraved life of lifting cages and walking birds." ”

Jiuyao: "What company is from?" ”

Yuanzhou Mouse: "Groundhog Company, a well-known outdoor product company, a big coffee with an annual income of 50 billion golden eggs, don't you know?" Do you want to subvert my impression of detectives? "Because I was unhappy, I was already carrying a gun and a stick in my words.

Meng Xiang hurriedly played a round: "Oh, it's the big coffee company, let's just confirm, don't you mind if we find out the situation from the groundhog company, right?" Or, do you have a contract? ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "Of course, I'll give you long eyes right away." ”

Jiuyao: "Hey, children, it's called long-eyed when appreciating treasures, don't use idioms indiscriminately, okay?" ”

The Rat grinned and ran to open his safe, a must for almost every family, and he had it when he rented this huge 150-square-meter apartment.

Jiuyao and Moexiang followed him, and saw that the room where the safe was placed was stuffed with all kinds of parts, which he used to make small inventions and small creations, and it seemed that the matter of "having a patent" had been corroborated.

Mengxiang looked at the patent licensing contract and smiled: "The invention of the tree-climbing gear is so interesting, the children are really creative, and my sister is very envious!" Oh, and I saw another almost identical envelope just now, also a patent contract? ”