Chapter 901: A piece of cake

After a song, a bright purple flower was inserted in a mottled thin-necked bottle full of historical traces, and sent to Miss Flower Cat.

Hua Mao raised her head with a young face, it was Yuanzhou Rat Jun, she snorted, this little friend, actually sent flowers to girls, could it be that he began to produce hormones just a few days after he was born?

Yuanzhou Rat was surprised: "Senior, you have become beautiful, why is your flower cat birthmark missing?" Done so quickly? ”

Sister Hua Mao smiled and said, "I, I recently learned a very powerful makeup technique, and in the dim environment of the bar, even you came!" What kind of flower is this? ”

Yuanzhou rat: "Chaoyan flowers, I heard that they bloom in the morning and wither at night." It means that youth is easy to pass away. Pretty, isn't it? ”

Sister Hua Mao: "Well, yes, I mean this bottle." ”

Yuanzhou rat: "The predecessors are really discerning! Yesterday, our teacher taught us flower arrangement, saying that there must be a profound meaning, your morning flower with this vase, very appropriate, right? ”

Sister Hua Mao: "Yes, it's really heartfelt, I haven't seen such a vase for sale." ”

Far Continent Rat: "I...... I have a friend who has been going to Japan a lot lately, and I asked her to buy this from a temple and traveled 13,000 kilometers to come to you. ”

Sister Hua Mao was really moved, this was the first time she was moved by a boy, and she almost had the emotion of early love. Of course, it's just almost, she's only a year old, and like Yuanzhou rat sauce, she doesn't produce hormones, and she's not very interested in the opposite sex.

Hua Mao Niang: "It's too distracting, I will also sing a song for you seriously." What would you like to hear? ”

Yuanzhou Mouse: "I hope to learn from my predecessors, I also tried to sing, and found that the reality is very cruel, I just want to ask, senior, your voice is so good, is it born or practiced?" ”

Hua Mao Niang said triumphantly: "I was born to have it, and I have to practice hard, and we will meet the nursery together, and I will teach you to sing on the road." ”

Yuanzhou Rat nodded busily: "Great, I've solved my financial problems and want to develop in the field of art, if I can learn to control the sound, it would be great, maybe I can also compose and write songs." ”

Sister Hua Mao took advantage of the fact that there were not many people in the bar, chatted with her friends blindly, and said in surprise: "What does it mean to solve the financial problem?" ”

Yuanzhou Rat smiled and said: "It's just that I have money to buy flowers for my predecessors, oh, the main thing is that the vase is expensive, hehe." ”

Flower Cat: "How much does this bottle cost?" ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "Art is priceless!" It's cheesy to talk about money, in short, you have to take good care of it, even if the flowers are gone, never throw away the bottle, you can plant some of your favorite plants. ”

After such a rendering by the Yuanzhou mouse, Sister Hua Mao looked at the vase in her hand with the eyes of buying and returning the pearls.

At 9:30, the cat girl left the hyena bar, and the two walked slowly while exchanging voice control and the importance of nasal tails.

The flower cat girl is responsible for teaching singing, and the Yuanzhou rat is responsible for going out of tune. Hua Mao Niang first made fun of Yuanzhou Rat's poor imitation ability, and then felt that his running tune seemed to be very good, she said: "Listening to your out-of-tune pattern, it seems that you really have a little talent for composing, but in fact, composing music is very difficult, I have tried it myself, and I have failed." Hope you hit the ground running. ”

But Yuanzhou Rat has already felt that his singing talent is limited, and he may be suitable for creation and performance, and he can't help but sigh: "EGG company is really painstaking for genetic diversity, except for knocking out key genes such as myopia, cancer, diabetes, etc., the appearance and voice height are random." Oh, but I also like the height of 170 cm, do you know why? ”

Flower Cat: "I don't know. Tall and mighty are the mainstream values, right? ”

Yuanzhou Mouse: "Because you are not tall, you will not get back pain." We humans have evolved to have bigger and bigger heads, and we can only walk upright, otherwise our necks can't support our big heads. Well, walking upright brings with it another problem: our backbones are still the same, so many older people quickly feel back pain. The taller the human being, the more pronounced this feeling is. ”

Hua Mao smiled: "That's what I said, but now the technology is so prosperous...... Oh, by the way, people nowadays, after the age of 18, they have lived in the small universe for a long time, and the back pain is nothing, you can lie down! ”

Yuanzhou Rat shook his head: "I will not enter that virtual world, my dream is the sea of stars, mainly stars, in my lifetime, I will leave the earth and start an interstellar wandering life, so far, it seems that humanity has everything to reach another star, but there is still no one to act, I am ready to make history." ”

Hua Mao smiled: "What a great dream, sister, I wish you success!" ”

Far Continent Rat: "Maybe it will take me hundreds of years to come back, maybe never again, because there are still countless stars waiting for me to reach the ...... of conquest"

Hua Mao: "If you don't enter the small universe, how can you pass the time in the vast interstellar journey?" ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "Of course I have to hibernate, otherwise, before I reach my destination, everyone will already be dead." ”

Flower Cat: "Oh, I thought I would have to say goodbye to you for hundreds of years...... Ahem, this can be regarded as a farewell, a man with the ambition to conquer is really not an ordinary person, I don't have a vision like you. I agree with the values of the small universe, what is in the distance? Nothing. Let's enter the colorful small universe. Hey, why don't you go on an interstellar trip to experience the wonders of the small universe? I don't believe you can take it. ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "The Political Committee has already warned mankind that entering the small universe is equivalent to poison, and it will be difficult to come out again, and I don't want to make my interstellar journey more difficult." When the time comes, I miss the small universe every day, do you want to wander anymore?

It's a pity, it's a pity, quantum communication is impossible, otherwise I would have been able to chat with you from far away and tell you what I've seen and heard on alien planets, which would be a great pleasure. ”

Flower Cat: "What is quantum communication?" ”

Yuanzhou Mouse: "It is based on the communication mechanism of quantum entanglement, a typical example of quantum entanglement is that a particle explodes into two, they maintain a lot of constancy, for example, the spin of one particle must be related to the other, either the same or the opposite, no matter how far away, measuring one of them will immediately affect another particle far away N light years, this is quantum entanglement.

But the harsh reality is that as the distance increases, these quantum entanglements will be interfered with by noise, and until the current era of such advanced science, it is still impossible to communicate over long distances, let alone faster-than-light communication. I feel that the speed of light limit in this universe cannot be broken. ”

Hua Mao: "I don't know very much, but you mean that faster-than-light communication is impossible?" That's why we humans have been reluctant to leave the warm embrace of our solar system. Very well understood. ”

Yuanzhou Mouse: "Oh, how did you learn to sing and travel to the stars?" Hurry up and get it back. ”

The cat smirked, "I know, you're going to go on to the pre-university class after graduating from the nursery school." ”

Far Continent Rat: "Oh? I thought I was going straight to university, but it turned out that there was a preparatory class. ”

Flower Cat: "How can it be so easy?" After we hatched out of the giant egg, we only have the knowledge of the second level of secondary school, and the preparatory class is equivalent to the previous high school, but it is very different from before, it is flexible learning, it is said that there are a few powerful students who can take the big exam in half a year to a year, and the average time is 3 years.

In your interest, you must aim for the Imperial Academy of Astronautics, which is the spire of the pyramid of astronautics. ”

Yuanzhou Mouse: "The seniors are still in the middle class, and they actually know a lot, so you also want to go to the preparatory class?" ”

Hua Mao: "I just like to sing and sing, and I want a college diploma." Ordinary jobs also have an annual salary of more than 100,000 yuan, and college students are tired and tired and tired are not more than tens of thousands, so why bother? But I'm a year older than you, so I know it unconsciously, after all, there are still top students around me. ”

Yuanzhou Rat smiled: "That's, what hundreds of thousands?" My Han security guard has an annual salary of 30,000 yuan and lives very well, and I still live in an apartment of a mechanical man, with a spacious space of 100 square meters, he doesn't need a few rooms, but it's a pity. ”

Flower Cat: "Hmm...... 30,000 is also quite enviable, if I don't choose to obey the distribution of EGG company, it seems that I can't earn 30,000 yuan an annual salary just by singing. Alas, you can't mix up as much as a robot. ”

Yuanzhou Mouse: "Your natural voice has not yet been fully explored, and if we can write a song, it will be great." ”

The cat squeezed her little fist and said, "Not bad! I should keep doing my best and have my own songs! ”

Yuanzhou rat said of the guitar in her hand: "Hey, you have only been born for a year, and you learned to play the guitar, which is really amazing, I heard that you play quite well." ”

Sister Hua Mao sighed and said, "Although I don't want to say it, but ...... In fact, there is a quick way to get a musical instrument talent, as long as you spend 5000 gold egg coins, you can buy a quick training chip for an instrument, you can wear training gloves, so that you can become a seasoned guitarist after a week of training! ”

Yuanzhou Rat was stunned: "This ...... This can also be done? ”

Hua Mao: "I endured several months without spending money, eating in the canteen every day, and I saved enough 5,000 gold egg coins, and I shuddered when I thought of those 5 months of hard work." ”

Yuanzhou Mouse: "Tell me where to buy this chip, senior!" ”

Sister Hua Mao knew that another guy was taken into the ditch, and she thought that if the Yuanzhou rat had that kind of black credit card, he would have to be forced for 5 months, how did he know that he was now a master with a patent, and he could get 8300 gold egg coins from the groundhog company in a month, 5000? It's just a piece of cake!

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