Chapter 387: Asking for trouble
Isn't this nonsense!
Except for Lu Heng, who else does this.
What's more, except for Lu Heng, no one else had the courage to snatch the little princess away. There is no such ingenious means.
Under the watchful eye of hundreds of people, a tanuki was played to change the prince. The difficulty is so high that no one can match it.
Of course, the thrilling level and twists and turns of the story, I'm afraid only Ah Gui knows, well, maybe there are others.
However, in front of the county lord of Qinglan. Although Lu Heng was very happy in his heart, he had to continue to make a dazed and ignorant look. Absolutely unadmitted.
The lights are dim and the candles are flickering.
In the quiet room, the county lord of Qinglan stood in front of Lu Heng, looking at Lu Heng with a cold face, Lu Heng, who was drinking tea leisurely, almost wanted to bite his silver teeth.
If it was him, it would be too much.
You just snatched Wang Tingzhi away, why did you stuff a wild boar into it.
This is good, the guests have seen it all. And he also suffered at this time, and fell into great luck.
It is estimated that it will not wait until tomorrow, and there will be rumors throughout the capital that the prince of Jin is not as good as a beast, and even a wild boar is raped.
At this moment, everything that Brother Wang painstakingly managed, including the elegant posture of Corporal Lixian that he worked hard to make, was completely destroyed.
Thinking of Brother Wang's stubborn appearance, Lord Qinglan was both angry and helpless.
Hey, Brother Wang, you're fine, why are you messing with him!
Isn't this asking for trouble?
Lu Heng raised his head and glanced at the Qinglan County Lord. Well, stared at it for a long time. Seeing that the county lord of Qinglan was so serious, Lu Heng suddenly smiled.
After taking a sip of tea, he said to himself: "Hehe, I really didn't find out that His Royal Highness the county lord is so humorous, haha." The two of them also played double reeds. Haha, the bride has become a wild ......"
Halfway through his words, he saw that the face of the county lord of Qinglan was getting more and more ugly. Only then did Lu Heng realize his appearance, and he seemed to be a little gloating.
Damn, and it's obvious.
Lu Heng couldn't drink it anymore, put down the teacup, and took a look. The maid who was extremely panicked at the door, and her little face turned pale with fright, and then looked at the cold face of the county lord of Qinglan.
Chirp eyes, incredulously said, "You, what you said is true?" ”
Lu Heng's face was full of shock, and he looked helpless. In the eyes of the county lord of Qinglan, he couldn't help but be suspicious.
Don't...... It's really not him, but someone else?
Thinking about it, Lu Heng refused to stay any longer. He stood up with a snort and glanced at the master and servant. Running straight to the door.
"I'm going to see the excitement, oh no, it's a condolence!"
The frightened little maid didn't have time to react, and was directly hit by Lu Heng, who was eager to rush out. fell to the ground with a plop, pouting, and looked at the county lord of Qinglan aggrievedly.
In the room, it was extremely quiet.
The flickering candle flame illuminated the miserable look of the county lord of Qinglan.
Groping with his bare hands, he held on to the table, stabilized his crumbling figure, and sat down slowly.
"What now!"
The county lord of Qinglan was in a mess in his heart, and his beautiful eyes looked at the fire like beans on the candlestick in front of him. Muttering.
…… Out of the door, the night breeze brings the faint fragrance of grass and trees.
Looking up, the night sky above is full of stars twinkling, deep blue, blinking stars.
Scold...... The feeling that everything is under control is really nice!
Lu Heng quietly looked at the twinkling stars in the sky, smiled faintly, and sighed softly in his heart.
At this moment, Lu Heng finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. The fist hidden in the sleeve also slowly loosened.
The wind blows, the hands are sweaty and dry, and the feeling of cool silk is extremely comfortable.
Turning his head, he glanced at the dim light behind him.
Pale yellow lights, flickering. The light of the windows is also flickering and dimming.
The woman sitting quietly in front of the window, the shadow cast on the window. He seemed to be in a daze, motionless.
Lu Heng glanced at it quietly and withdrew his gaze. I secretly said in my heart: I told you a long time ago that you can't win such a chess game!
After shaking his head with a faint smile, Lu Heng slowly walked down the steps with his hands behind his back. Head to the front yard.
Along the way, the night breeze is like water, cool and pleasant.
The bamboo forest is quiet and fragrant with flowers. Lanterns on both sides of the trail swayed gently in the wind. The flickering lights were as beautiful as the stars in the sky.
Walking out of the backyard along the covered bridge, you will find a mirror of the lake. At this time, the night is silky and the breeze is coming. The stars in the sky are reflected on the surface of the lake, wrinkled by the wind, and the stars are dotted.
On the small bridge, a chubby man, with a big belly, leaned against the railing. Looking up, it seems to be waiting for someone.
"Heh, ......, Hong Lao, there is really Yaxing!"
Behind him, there was a sudden sound of the scholar's sunny laughter.
Hearing this, the man on the bridge turned his head sharply.
Under the light of the lantern, Hong Quan's face twitched from wild laughter.
"Hahaha!"
After seeing Lu Heng coming over, Hong Quan trotted over, then reached out and grabbed Lu Heng's arm, shaking Lu Heng's body violently. Laugh.
Lu Heng was startled and looked at Hong Quan, who was extremely crazy. I was secretly vigilant in my heart, could this old man be crazy?
"I'm laughing to death!" Hong Quan was out of breath with a smile, laughing with a smile, and he couldn't even straighten his waist with a twitch.
The spittle stars flew wildly, splashing Lu Heng's face in the blink of an eye.
Lu Heng raised his sleeves, wiped it, and wanted to pull back. But the other party had no choice but to catch him and couldn't get out.
In desperation, Lu Heng had no choice but to speak: "Elder Hong, why are you laughing at this?" Tell me about it? ”
Hong Quan heard this, nodded, and finally suppressed the laughter. Rubbing his stomach, he said with a sigh: "Didn't you see it, the face of King Jin at that time, haha, wild boar, haha, Shizi, was sprayed with pig dung, haha......"
As he spoke, Hong Quan puffed and burst into laughter again.
Lu Heng looked at the other party leaning forward and leaning back and laughing, then stretched out his hand and wiped the spit on his face again with his sleeve.
…… This kind of thing happened in the palace, after all, it is not good.
If Hong Quan is allowed to laugh here again, he will not be able to completely anger King Jin, and then send someone to beat him.
So, while no one is paying attention. Lu Heng pulled Hong Quan, who was snorting and laughing, and left the palace at night.
Along the way, from Hong Quan's intermittent words, Lu Heng also knew what the whole farce had happened.
It turned out that when Shizi opened the curtain of the sedan chair, a wild boar rushed out of it with a whoosh. Then, at an unstoppable speed, he directly pinned an unlucky ghost against a tree.
Then the boar went berserk and attacked the fleeing guests in all directions. There were many guests, in order to escape for their lives, jumping directly into the water to avoid the attack of wild boars.
The King of Jin and the prince were guarded by others and retreated to the rockery.
The two originally thought that they were safe now.
The rockery is so high, Rao is this wild boar has the ability to reach the sky, and it can't be filled.
However, before they could breathe a sigh of relief, they saw that the wild boar, after looking for a target to no avail, suddenly turned its head and aimed at them.
The blood-red eyes made the people on the rockery swallow a mouthful of saliva, and their hearts and livers beat wildly.
Suddenly, the boar moved, first striking twice on the ground with its front hooves. Then it suddenly started and rushed over like the wind. When rushing to the rockery, the wild boar is like a dragon possessed. actually divided five by two, and rushed to the rockery effortlessly.
Seeing that the wild boar was so brave, the guards guarding the King of Jin screamed miserably, scattered violently, and fled for their lives.
King Jin, who was in the range of the wild boar's recent attack, jumped in horror and fell into the lake with a thud. And the son of the world, who was hiding behind him, was unlucky.
was first arched to the ground by a wild boar, and then, the wild boar didn't know if it was because of his playfulness, and he kept using his mouth to provide the face of the son.
In the end, tired of playing, the wild boar turned his head and left, and when he left, the wild boar with his tail generously rewarded the prince of Jin with a piece of hot pig dung.
Facing the sky on his back, the half-dead son of the world just congratulated himself in his heart when he was not dead. Suddenly, his nose and eyes were covered by a lump of pig manure falling from the sky.
If it weren't for the guards' hasty rescue, I'm afraid that the prince of Jin would have become the most aggrieved prince in history.
Rao is like this, and the prince of Jin was also choked to death by this disgusting pig dung.
Eventually, the guards worked together to trap the boar in a corner of the front yard.
Then, the iron guard who greeted him took a bow and shot arrows, and when he saw the arrogant wild boar, he shot into a hedgehog.
However, when the guests came back to their senses, they saw that the iron guard was holding a standard bow and arrow. have changed color. Secretly think about it, and then go their separate ways.
"King Jin, this is the end!" After Hong Quan recalled the farce that had just happened in the front yard, he touched his chin. With a sad and compassionate look, he sighed: "The reputation of a lifetime is ruined!" ”
The fat man turned his head and looked at the scholar walking side by side beside him, and felt sad for King Jin in his heart: "Lord Wang, you said that you are not good to provoke anyone, you have to provoke him." Don't you know that this scholar's good looks are the most unprovoked person in the world? You deserve it! ”
"Hey, Yongzheng, you say, how did you suddenly turn a big living person into a pig, and a ferocious and abnormal wild boar! This is so strange! ”
Beside him, Hong Quan sighed that King Jin was asking for trouble, and began to speculate again about what means Lu Heng used to complete this method of stealing the sky and changing words. For those boring fools, the woman was transformed from a wild boar. Hong Quanzi disagreed and scoffed. That's what I think is stupid. After thinking about it, my head was full of mush, and I still couldn't understand it. In desperation, Hong Quan began to ask all the way.
Still, no matter what he asked. Lu Heng just didn't speak, just smiled and put his arm on his shoulder. Walk towards home.
Hong Quan's heart was itching and he kept asking.
It wasn't until I arrived at the Lu Mansion and saw the people standing in the mansion that I suddenly understood.
(To be continued)