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Originally, Li Xiang wanted to hear what kind of story these two strange people would tell, but who knew that people would actually make a shocking drama of ghosts and gods. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info not only has thrilling intrigues, but also singable love and chivalrous promises, which caught Li Xiang off guard, so that after people finished speaking, he didn't realize that there were two lines of tears on his face.
Maybe it was sincerity that touched Li Xiang, maybe it was the two strange persistence that shook his heart, anyway, through this story, the image of the two in Li Xiang's heart has changed greatly, so Li Xiang got up and solemnly hugged his fists and saluted the two: "The two seniors made the kid so ashamed and admired." All the things were done before that the kid was negligent, and he asked his predecessors to atone for his sins! ”
Both of them are in their forties and fifties, plus they have been in the rivers and lakes for many years, they have never experienced anything, no one has seen them, don't look at the whole day, but their hearts are very transparent, otherwise Yuan Shoucheng would not have come to Li Xiang for help, and Ding Yanping would not have easily asked Li Xiang to know so many secrets.
Looking at Li Xiangxing, Ding Yanping nodded lightly, and Yuan Shoucheng smiled and said: "What's the matter, Dao Ye has a good eye for people, this time you lost, pay for it!" As he spoke, a big hand stretched out in front of Ding Yanping, and he almost put it in his eyes.
Over there, Ding Yanping snorted twice with a depressed face, reluctantly touched his body a few times, and put it in Yuan Shoucheng's hand and said, "Na, that's all there is to it, let's owe the others first." "It doesn't matter if people like it or not, he doesn't talk when he picks up the wine.
Sure enough, Yuan Shoucheng saw that there were only two five-baht coins in his big hand, and he jumped up immediately: "Okay, you Ding scoundrel, play with Dao Ye again, right, I didn't pay it back last time, I came back this time, didn't you say last time that you would pay it off when we met?" I don't care, you want to find a way to go, pay back the money quickly, twice, with interest, five, fifty taels, a fixed price. The big hand stretched out in front of Ding Yanping's eyes again.
"Bang!" The wine jar smashed directly on the table, Ding Yanping also got up, and pointed at Yuan Shoucheng and said: "You still have to be shameless, Lao Tzu lost these two times in total, and the sum is not even ten taels, you dare to open your mouth for fifty taels, when will Niu Bi become a robber!" ”
"Dao Ye said that fifty taels is fifty taels, and it is natural to repay debts, don't talk nonsense, pay back the money!"
"I don't want money, I want my life, I want money, I don't! If you have the ability, you will kill Lao Tzu! ”
"Yo he, you scoundrel want to repay your debts today, then good, today Dao Ye will teach you the truth of being a man."
"Come on, I'm afraid you're a grandson!"
"Grandson, Dao Ye is not finished with you today!"
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Li Xiang has a black line, just now the two of them set up a great and glorious image in their hearts, immediately collapsed, the festival was shattered, now it is not as good as the ruffians on the street, no matter what people say, they still know how to add fists and feet if they don't agree with each other, these two are shouting loudly, how can they just talk and not practice, but fight!
Seeing that the two of them just blew their beards and stared at their eyes, what they said could be selected as the best scolding quotation of the year, and it is estimated that even the shrews who scolded the street on the street were not as good as these two.
Li Xiang really couldn't stand it anymore, and said directly with a smiling face: "Two seniors, are you fighting or not?" If you don't fight, sit down and have a drink. ”
I thought that the two of them would look at him angrily, but the two of them nodded at the same time, snorted at each other, sat down, pushed the wine glass in front of Li Xiang, and waited for Li Xiang to pour the wine. Well, bear with it! Li Xiang could only comfort himself like this, poured good wine for the two masters, and sent it to the two of them, then asked with a smile: "I don't know what the two of you just said about winning or losing?" ”
That's how the curiosity kills the cat.
Hearing Li Xiangyi's question, the two looked at each other, how did Li Xiang feel as if he saw that they had a very tacit understanding. Then I heard Yuan Tiangang say that the two made a bet before Li Xiang came in, and the bet was whether Li Xiang would cry after listening to their story, crying, Yuan Shoucheng won, if he didn't cry, Ding Yanping won, of course, the result has come out.
Li Xiangshi used the greatest perseverance to suppress the anger that had just jumped up, what is this called, what does it have to do with these two people whether he cries or not, besides, how does it feel wrong, why didn't they know what I would ask them next before I came in? And can you bet on me to cry or not?
Originally, Li Xiang was still a little angry, but now he is much more sober, these two will not be unpredictable prophets, right? Thinking of this, Li Xiang couldn't help but be cautious, looked at the two of them vigilantly, and smiled unnaturally: "Hehe, those two drink well, continue to bet, the kid won't bother, see you later!" He got up and walked out busily.
Who knew that as soon as he got up, he felt that his knees stiffened, and he almost fell to the ground, but fortunately, Ding Yanping kicked the chair he was sitting on with his foot, so he didn't have a fart.
Li Xiang looked at the two of them a little miserably, he knew that if these two didn't want to ask him to leave, it was estimated that he really couldn't get out.
"Boy, what I said just now is so good, now Lao Tzu is a little tight, and he lost a bull's nose again, why don't you lend me some emergency first?" Ding Yanping was unusual, talking to Li Xiang with a flattering face. Over there, Yuan Shoucheng also looked at Li Xiang expectantly, as if he was the one who lost the money.
If Li Xiang didn't understand what was going on, he wouldn't have to stay in Luoyang, so he had to smile and say loudly: "What did the seniors say, since you came to Luoyang, settle down, the two seniors use money, just tell me, the kid's family can still support the two." ”
Li Xiang said the righteousness and awe-inspiring, but the two strange people were a little surprised, and he looked at Li Xiang and saw that he didn't look like a casual perfunctory, so he laughed and said: "Yes, yes, a good boy." Ding Yanping also smiled and said: "I didn't expect you kid to be so good, no matter what, Lao Tzu can't take advantage of your junior, so let's do it, you send a hundred taels of silver to Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will give you a good thing." Saying that, Ding Yanping tinkered in his arms for a long time, and finally found something and put it in front of Li Xiang.
Li Xiangben was about to open his mouth to excuse himself, but when he saw that thing, his eyes immediately straightened, and he said in ecstasy: "I'll go, I'm too lucky today, isn't this the jackpot?" Can you buy this thing for a hundred taels? Then he thought clearly: "It won't be two guys and a gang to test me, no, I have to be cautious, I can't agree first." ”
Thinking of this, Li Xiang immediately looked at the two of them with a serious face and said, "Senior, what do you mean by this?" Do you think that I, Li Xiang, am such a greedy person for money and profit? Put it away quickly, or the kid will be embarrassed! After speaking, he made a gesture and pushed the thing towards Ding Yanping.
"Huh?" Li Xiang's move made even Yuan Shoucheng and Ding Yanping wonder, could it be that in this world, apart from the two of them and the family hidden behind them, there are still people who know this thing? Looking at Li Xiang's resolute resignation, the more they felt that Li Xiang was extraordinary.
On the table is a statue of Maitreya Buddha, the gilded belly is round and protruding, the smiling face of Maitreya Buddha is gentle and kind, holding ingots in his right hand, holding a fan in his left hand, and smiling openly. There is a ruby on the ingot, the fan is made of pure gold, it is rare that it is completely made according to the real fan, the hollow is exquisite, and whoever sees it knows that this is a treasure.
Although Ding Yanping and Yuan Shoucheng were very short of money, they knew that the most valuable thing about this Maitreya Buddha was not actually these gold, silver and jade, but the meaning it represented, and it was precisely this meaning that was the main reason why they came to Li Xiang. But people didn't look at it at all, which made the two suddenly feel helpless.
"Don't you really want to? Boy, you can think about it, this is a treasure, if it weren't for the lack of money, I wouldn't have cheapened you kid! Ding Yanping didn't give up and tested Li Xiang.
Two seniors, forget it, this thing is a treasure for you, how can the kid win people's love, besides, it's just dozens, the kid can still get out.
Although Li Xiang was talking, his eyes looked at the Maitreya Buddha from time to time, and he had already seen that there was a trace on the back of the Maitreya Buddha that was difficult to detect, if it weren't for someone who was familiar with it, he would basically not look there, and he wouldn't know its true value.
If you want to catch the old and indulge, this is the best countermeasure that Li Xiang thinks of now, of course, his heart is also in his throat, in case people really take it seriously and no longer give Maitreya Buddha, then he will lose a lot.
Fortunately, the two wonders did not give in again, and between them, Ding Yanping directly swept Maitreya Buddha with his sleeve, and fell into Li Xiang's arms, and then snorted and said: "Lao Tzu is not greedy for your little cheap person, accept it, otherwise you are specifically against Lao Tzu." ”
"Huh!" Li Xiang is sweating, this is definitely a ghost, no one dares to mess with him, he can be so arrogant and domineering to others, but I like it!
After Maitreya Buddha really fell into the hands of Li Xiang, Li Xiang couldn't wait to say goodbye, saying that he asked someone to send money to Ding Yanping, and then ran back to the study as soon as he slipped through the smoke, thought for a while, and called someone to call Wuwu over, saying that there was an emergency, and then he lay comfortably on the recliner and recalled what happened today.
As soon as he left, the two people in the room looked at each other, nodded, and Ding Yanping sighed and said, "Okay, great, he finally took it, and it saves me from worrying, so we don't have to worry about that matter in the future." ”
"Hey, let's go check it out, maybe he really doesn't know anything!" Yuan Shoucheng got up lightly as he spoke, and in a blink of an eye, he had already reached a few steps outside the door. Ding Yanping had no choice but to leave with Yuan Shoucheng to see how much Li Xiang knew about their secrets.