What is the 21st century nirvana? can pretend to be stupid, and will sell cute.

Pretending to be stupid, Li Zaixing will be able to sell cuteness, which is too demanding for him. He is more accustomed to disagreeing with each other, drawing swords at each other, killing him in the dark, and bleeding like a river. To be honest, when he arrived in Datang, he felt that this was the happiest thing, so he always felt that he was living in a dream.

Ten steps to kill one person, thousands of miles without leaving a line, what a happy era.

He didn't want to pretend to be stupid, but he really didn't understand these cumbersome etiquette, and the eunuchs said a few perfunctory words, where could he deal with it easily. So in front of the Son of Heaven and Yang Guifei, he didn't want to be stupid and couldn't help it, and he naturally made endless mistakes. Thanks to the Son of Heaven, he was in a good mood, and Yang Guifei kept pointing from it, so he didn't anger the Son of Heaven, and was ordered to pull down the rod and scold.

His life is worry-free, but embarrassment is unavoidable, he has always been nimble in front of the Son of Heaven, and no one can imagine that he will be so clever in fighting when he sees him like this.

He's not pretending to be stupid, he's really stupid. He didn't sell cute, he was really cute.

In Li Zaixing's helplessness, the Son of Heaven felt the majesty of the royal family; In Yang Guifei's eye waves, the Son of Heaven felt the nourishment of love. He was in such a good mood that he was a little speechless.

"Lady, it's much cuter than An Lushan's fat man."

Yang Guifei blinked her eyes and smiled: "It's still the national surname." ”

The Son of Heaven nodded again and again, and pondered for a moment: "You go to the Long Wujun to find Chen Xuanli." ”

Li Zaixing was stunned for a moment, the name Chen Xuanli was a little familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere. His insolence fell in the eyes of the Son of Heaven, but it became a natural cuteness. The Son of Heaven couldn't help laughing and said: "Yes, I don't even know Chen Xuanli, it's really nostalgic." ”

"He is an uncarved piece of jade, and only through the hands of His Majesty can it be turned into a vessel of Hulian."

The Son of Heaven laughed.

……

In Bodhi Temple, a group of people stood on top of the martial arts field, and the upper seat Jueming and Duwei Na Juehui were arguing.

Tomorrow is the eighth day of the new year, the first day of the new year, and whether or not it can be held smoothly indicates whether this year can have a good start. More importantly, whether or not this Dharma event can be done beautifully is directly related to whether or not we can win the opportunity to do things for Li Linfu.

Among them, the monks and soldiers who maintain order are an important link.

Li Zaixing has not returned since he was taken away by the officers and soldiers last night, and the monks and soldiers are currently under the command of Wudao, and the training is proceeding normally, but whether Wudao can take on the task of maintaining order tomorrow is a very questionable question. Theravada enlightenment means that things are still to be done by enlightenment, but by the enlightened master Zhishen, to direct and work together to make tomorrow's Dharma affairs successful.

Juehui refused. Zhishen was broken by Li Zaixing's leg, and now he can't walk, what can he do? If the monks and soldiers complete the task, it will naturally be the credit of Zhishen, if it is done badly, the responsibility will be all Li Zaixing's, and it is his training of the monks and soldiers that is not effective.

How could he have agreed to such conditions.

But Juehui didn't know the bottom in his heart, Li Zaixing never came back, and he wasn't sure if he could come back alive. They didn't even know why Li Zaixing was taken away by the guards. In case Li Zaixing makes a big mistake and never comes back, he will even be implicated in Bodhi Temple and him. It was clearly not a wise decision to have a violent conflict with Jueming at such a time.

In the middle of a dilemma, Wei Yingwu walked in with a horsewhip, followed by a dozen or so cynical teenagers.

"Wei Saburo?" Jue Ming and Jue Hui both knew this evil young man, and they didn't dare to slack off, so they hurriedly stepped forward to say hello. If you provoke him, whether Zhishen is in charge or not, tomorrow's rituals will be smashed. "It's so late, San Lang is here, what advice do you have?"

"If my guess is correct, you must be discussing tomorrow's rituals, right?"

Jueming and Juehui glanced at each other, and their moods were a little heavy, could it be that this person has made up his mind and will come to stir up the situation tomorrow?

"I'm entrusted by someone......" Wei Yingwu stretched out his voice, jokingly looking at Jue Ming and Jue Hui.

Sure enough, as soon as they heard these four words, Jue Ming and Jue Hui's faces showed helplessness, just like a woman from a good family who had encountered a robber, and there was no way to escape, and there was no way to avoid it.

Jue Ming glared at Jue Hui: "Senior brother, it's not good to greet San Lang." ”

Jue Hui smiled bitterly, Jue Ming knew that Wei Yingwu was not easy to mess with, so he pushed the responsibility on him, Du Weina. He was thinking about how to talk to Wei Yingwu about the conditions, and asked him not to come to make trouble tomorrow. Wei Yingwu said again: "I want to help you maintain order." Don't worry, tomorrow, if a short-sighted beast dares to come to Bodhi Temple to make trouble, I will be in the way. ”

Jueming and Juehui both looked at Wei Yingwu in surprise, unable to believe their ears. When did this domineering Wei Saburo change his ways and do good deeds?

Wei Yingwu enjoyed this gaze very much, and he tapped Juehui on the shoulder with a horsewhip: "I know you are surprised, but in fact, I don't want to take on this mission. There's no way, who made me a good brother of your junior brother, he can't get out of something now, so I have to come to the top of the pit. You don't have to worry, with Xie Dalang and Zhang Wan in the temple, plus I, Wei San, who else dares to make trouble? ”

Jueming's face immediately became ugly. Wei Yingwu actually came to help Li Zaixing top the pit, what means did Li Zaixing use to make friends with such a gentleman? He smacked his lips, wanting to say something, but swallowed it back after thinking about it.

At this moment, a monk suddenly shouted: "The sect leader is back." ”

Everyone raised their eyes and saw Li Zaixing carrying a burden and striding over. Jueming sighed, said nothing, turned around and left. Juehui let out a sigh of relief. The monks and soldiers such as Wudao also breathed a sigh of relief, and there was a dispute between the Theravada and Duvina, and they were caught in the middle and had the most difficult life.

The most surprised was Wei Yingwu, who looked at Li Zaixing, who was striding over: "You...... Came out? ”

"What, you still want to lock me up for the rest of my life?"

"What you killed is the Imperial Doctor Wang Jie, a high-ranking official from the third grade."

When everyone heard this, they were stunned. Jueming, who had already walked to the door, hurriedly stopped and pricked up his ears to listen. Li Zaixing killed someone, and it was Wang Jiao, the imperial historian? He was arrested by officers and soldiers yesterday for murder?

Juehui's eyes went black and he almost fell to the ground. My day, what a disaster Li Zaixing has caused, not only killing people, but also killing such a high-ranking official. Can Wang Ji be provoked by ordinary people, who in the capital does not know the ferocity of Wang Qilang's father and son.

"That's him damned." Li Zaixing said lightly: "San Lang, I just have something to ask you." Your Majesty rewarded me with a petty official, and General Longwu had a lot of military affairs just now, and he didn't have time to explain to me, so I didn't hear many things clearly. You are familiar with officialdom, tell me what to pay attention to. ”

"General Long Wu?" Wei Yingwu's eyes widened like balls, and he almost fell out of his sockets: "What kind of official are you, you actually want General Long Wu to explain to you personally?" ”

"I don't know, it seems to be a halberd." Li Zaixing took out a bronze medal from his baggage and handed it to Wei Yingwu: "What kind of official is this, how many products?" ”

Wei Yingwu didn't look at it at all, and replied: "The halberd is from the ninth grade." ”

"Damn, from the ninth grade, pay it back?" Li Zaixing was disappointed and spat a mouthful. "I'm happy in vain, why do I think it's a big official."

"Holy!" Wei Yingwu jumped three feet high, and scolded: "You are a white ding, it is already a great grace to be able to enter the Longwu Army, not to mention the quality, do you know how many people can't get into the stream after a lifetime of hard work?" ”

Li Zaixing was puzzled: "According to what you mean, this petty official from the ninth grade is also very rare?" ”

"Of course it's rare!" Wei Yingwu couldn't cry or laugh: "Youpin is an internal official, an official, not an official, do you understand?" Looking at the entire Chang'an City, there are no more than 3,000 officials in the stream, and no more than 20,000 in the whole world, do you say it is rare? Shen Zhongchang's Jinshi is in the ranks, if he can be awarded an official immediately, that is, from the ninth grade, he has broken through the sky, that is, he is under the ninth grade, do you understand? ”

Li Zaixing has a black line in his head, it turns out that it is so difficult to be an official in the Tang Dynasty. It seems that my job of carrying a halberd is quite promising.

Wei Yingwu was still chattering: "What's more, you are Long Wuwei, Long Wuwei is the most trusted forbidden army of the Son of Heaven, not to mention anything else, if you wear a military uniform, no one dares to charge you a single money in the entire wine shop in Chang'an City." I'll follow you in the future. ”

"So stylish?"

"Of course. The Son of Heaven is close to the minister, and the future is immeasurable. Wei Yingwu said with a smile: "Long Wu Jun is the closest to the Son of Heaven, Long Wu General Chen Xuanli, that is a confidant of the Son of Heaven......"

Before Wei Yingwu finished speaking, Lu Hu hurried over, walked in front of Li Zaixing, and gave a deep salute: "Li Jun, you can hurry up and come with me." ”

Seeing the beads of sweat on Lu Hu's head, his face was anxious, and Li Zaixing was puzzled: "Ah Hu, ...... are you?"

Lu Hu was so anxious that he was about to cry. "Li Jun, come with me. I have watched you for one day, and if you don't come back, my master will die under the guns of Al Maidi. ”

Li Zaixing was taken aback, didn't bother to ask more, and followed Lu Hu out.

Juehui raised his arms and shouted, "Senior brother, come back early, I'll set up a banquet for you to celebrate." ”

When Jue Ming at the door heard this, the corners of his eyes almost drooped his chin, and he turned his head in depression and left. There was no mercy for a while, and the sound of "Woo" hit the doorpost, and "Sigh" screamed. When Juehui heard this, he laughed and said loudly to Zhiyuan: "Zhiyuan, what are you waiting for, your uncle has become an official, we have to celebrate, celebrate well." ”

The little monk Zhiyuan smiled and said, "Okay, master, we have to celebrate our uncle." He arrived in Chang'an less than ten days before he became an official. ”

"Six days." Juehui pinched his fingers and laughed: "It's only six days." ”