Chapter 39 Fortune General Zhang Fei
I farted with these two bigwigs, but there were tens of thousands of horses fighting together in the distance, including officers and soldiers, and there were Yellow Turban troops. Seeing that most of the Yellow Turban defeated army had broken through, Guan Yu hurriedly led the cavalry to rush over and continue to rush to kill the remnants of the Yellow Turban. At the same time, I instructed Zhang Fei: "Brother Hei, you go and help Brother Guan, as long as you kill the Yellow Turban bandits, and the Yellow Turbans of those thieves are still left to Brother Guan." Remember, don't fall in love, don't get hurt, and don't bring unnecessary casualties! ”
Zhang Fei only wanted to kill at this time! After listening to my instructions, he casually responded: "Got it!" Fat brother. Then he led a thousand cavalry around the battlefield and went to chase and kill the fleeing remnants of the Yellow Turbans. Zhang Fei was far away from Chu Xiong before he dared to mutter: "Hehe! Fat brother is good anywhere! It's wordy, Brother Guan's ability is better than me, killing a few yellow scarves is not like a local chicken and a dog, I'll kill, hahahaha......" Zhang Fei laughed, and said to himself: "Fat brother has a good attitude towards others, but he is fierce to me!" Cough! I'm so miserable! ”
Not to mention Zhang Fei's muttering, while thinking blindly, chasing and killing the remnants of the Yellow Turban. Just said that Guan Yu led 3,000 cavalry to cover up and kill from the rear of the defeated Yellow Turbans, Guan Yu and the others rushed directly to the Yellow Turban thieves who had not yet escaped.
At this time, some people may ask, Zhang Fei led a thousand cavalry to chase and kill the fleeing yellow turban, and Guan Yu led three thousand cavalry to kill the yellow turban that didn't run away, so what did I do?
Of course I didn't do anything! When have you ever seen the lord go into battle in person! As the saying goes: handsome never leaves his position. Even the chief general should not leave his military tent, his own position, let alone the monarch. If all the monarchs run to fight in the enemy's ranks, then do they need military generals? Not to mention how frightened his subordinates would be by such a monarch! Let's just say that he has run away, and who will command the army? I'm saying that everyone should also be considerate of me, a fat man, who is running around in order to give them the opportunity to make meritorious contributions.
Look at history, which of the art of war is not sitting firmly in the tent, talking and laughing, and easily defeating the enemy? If any manager is caught in the enemy's position, it is not far from failure!
There are very few exceptions, and they can only be classified as miracles!
Although I am not a monarch at this time, at least I do not have such an awareness. But the gentleman does not stand under the danger of the truth, I still know, especially the weakness that I can't ride a horse, after being known by Guan and Zhang, every time they fight, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei will deliberately leave people to protect me, this is not a hundred tiger guards, but also a thousand cavalry.
After Guan Yu and the others rushed over, the cavalry dispersed, aiming and shooting arrows around, Guan Yu broke in directly, and saw a slightly more gorgeously dressed person in the middle of a group of yellow scarves, or dozens of people riding horses. For the yellow scarf that is relatively short of horses, it is considered a luxury, it must be a big man, no matter who he cut it is saying, Guan Yu dragged the tip of the knife to the ground, and quickly rushed towards the person in the gorgeous clothes, intending to cut it directly with a knife.
Suddenly, there was a big chaos in the back of the Yellow Turban because of Guan Yu's charge, and everyone found that someone had killed someone from the rear of the Yellow Turban! The two brothers Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao were a little confused! Why do you still have ambush soldiers here, I saw that the dust behind me was flying, the soldiers were in chaos, and the surroundings were also chaotic, and I didn't know how many people were chasing after me.
At this time, the two brothers Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao were panicked like lost dogs, panicked like birds with bows, for fear of being caught up by the enemy behind them, and died here! Don't dare to entangle with Cao Cao's soldiers anymore, and prepare to take the road and escape!
Guan Yu looked at those who were riding horses and were ready to break through with all their might, and his heart was even more anxious, someone in front of him was cut directly, Zhang Liang and other soldiers saw that there was a red-faced man who was so brave, and knew that if he didn't pay some price, I was afraid that the lord would not be able to escape, dozens of people signaled to each other, and all rushed to Guan Yu, Zhang Liang, and Zhang Bao took the opportunity to run away.
Guan Yu saw that the credit he had finally found was about to fly, and he was furious, his red face became even redder, and there was no one who slashed left and left with the big knife, but when he killed these people, Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao were already gone. sighed in my heart: Why is my luck so bad, who has been on the expedition so far, and he has not achieved an inch, but he is proud of the spring breeze of Yide, is it because his black face can attract good luck, and he should not tan his red face.
Guan Yu reluctantly went back to return to Chu Xiong, and Chu Xiong was still bragging to Cao Cao at this time.
I'm still thinking about how to brag about it, after all, everyone's IQ is so high, it's not easy to fool, this Cao Cao also sarcastically said that I fell from the sky, fortunately, I'm not a real immortal, so I just don't think about these things anymore. Everyone praises themselves, so praise him yourself.
So I said, "How can General Cao be arrogant! You must know that the golden scales are not the things in the pool, and the dragon changes when it encounters the wind and clouds! General Cao just hasn't had the opportunity yet. Now that thieves are everywhere, it is the time for the general to make meritorious contributions! The general of the other day must be the man of the hour who dominates the world! I'm going to ask the general to take care of me in the future. ”
Cao Cao was overjoyed when he heard it! I thought: This fat man is really eloquent, and he coaxed himself to be happy in a few words, no wonder the eighty thousand yellow scarves fooled him with a few words.
So when Cao Cao and I praised each other and made friendships with each other, the battle was over, Guan Yu returned to me, I just had no topic, I introduced Guan Yu to Cao Cao by the way: "General Cao, this person is my right-hand man Guan Yu, Guan Yunchang!" Now I hold the rank of lieutenant in the army. Yun Chang has the courage to be unstoppable! Taking the head of the general among thousands of troops is like picking up something! ”
Guan Yu, who said it, said ashamedly, "My lord, my subordinates have failed to make contributions since they set out on the expedition, and they have been rewarded by the lord." ”
I saw that Guan Yu was empty-handed again, why is this girl so unlucky, I didn't grasp such an opportunity, but I still have to comfort him: "Yun Chang doesn't have to be discouraged, now that thieves are everywhere, why worry about not making meritorious contributions!" , I came to see General Cao first. ”
Guan Yu glanced down at Cao Cao, then raised his head and coldly bowed to Cao Cao, and said, "Guan Yu has seen General Cao. "Be polite in front of your own lord, and be proud in front of others.
Cao Cao looked at the red-faced general in front of him, dignified, tall and mighty, and heard that I had such skills. I cherish it very much. Secretly sighed: cough! What a good thing, how to put this fat pig on the shelf. With such a talent, why not my subordinates? However, Cao Cao also understands that Guan Yu is my subordinate, and it is not easy to win over now. Cao Cao politely said to Guan Yu: "General Guan, don't be polite, everyone is doing their best for the Han family, you and I are brothers, you can call me Mengde?" ”
After the war, the soldiers of Huangfu Song and Cao Cao both cleaned the battlefield and reaped the spoils of war. After cleaning, a general came over to report to Cao Cao.
While listening, Cao Cao kept talking to me, proudly telling me how remarkable the results of this battle were.
I don't care much about this, the purpose of my visit is to give Guan Yu a chance to perform, and now I can see it when I look at the depressed Guan Yu.
It's just that, in order not to sweep away Cao Cao's interest, I still hold the scene. But in my heart, I was thinking about where Zhang Fei had gone, and why he hadn't come back.
This is not! Thinking about it, Zhang Fei came back!
This Zhang Fei was far away from me, so he shouted loudly: "Lord, I'm back, what do you think I brought you?" Zhang Fei said as he waved something with his hand.
I took a closer look, and I almost missed my nose. How? FeelingsZhang Fei took two heads and danced in his hands. Ever since I saw the head of Master Hu's book, I have been particularly disgusted, but I am also a civilized person with modern education! Don't you want to vomit when you look at it! And I also muttered in my heart: Black brother! Black brother! You're deliberately embarrassing me, bringing someone to me, doesn't it make me sick to my stomach! ”
At this time, Zhang Fei had already come to me, and saw that Guan Yu was also beside him, so he didn't care who the other person next to me was, and said to me in a loud voice: "Lord, Brother Guan, look! This is the head of the Yellow Turban thief, Zhang Liang, and Zhang Bao, this time we have made a great contribution! After that, Zhang Fei laughed proudly.
I looked at Cao Cao a little helplessly, "Brother Meng De, this person is my subordinate general Zhang Fei, Zhang Yide, he is a reckless person, don't be surprised." ”
Cao Cao said with emotion: "Ling Tian is polite, this person's voice is like a huge thunder, full of energy, burly physique, and aggressive!" Pursued tens of thousands of routs, beheaded countless people, and was unscathed! It can be seen that he is bold and brave, and the art of war is world-beating! Kill the first bandit Zhang Bao, Zhang Liang, it can be seen that his martial arts are outstanding! is such a good material, it is called a reckless person, and there is no hero in the world! Such a fierce general, is it hard to find in the world? ”