Chapter Ninety-Five: Human Feelings (Part II)
Like a live monkey, the nine monkeys quietly came out from behind Xiang Youbao, and while baring their teeth at Xiang Youbao, they handed a few strings of sugar gourds they had just bought to the children of Xie Menshen's family, but handed the largest and reddest string of sugar gourds to Nalan.
Nodding to the nine monkeys with satisfaction, Xiang Youbao smiled at the nine monkeys with half ridicule and half praise: "This really has to say that our nine monkeys are walking on the scene, and they are particular about doing things!" Why are you alone? Where are your juniors and disciples? ”
Squeezed his eyes behind Xiangyou Leopard, and the nine monkeys vividly put on a posture of an old Jianghu: "The Tianqiao Earth Realm is almost full of human spirits, if our group of brothers get together and collide with the Tianqiao Earth Boundary, people will immediately see that something is wrong!" I just finished the stew, and I told those brothers to change their clothes and belongings next to them."
Taking a bite of the sugar gourd that the Nine Monkeys handed to his hand, Nalan looked up and down with some curiosity at the Nine Monkeys who were wearing new clothes: "Change your clothes?" Don't you all get dressed when you go out? Why did you still make a fuss about changing clothes? ”
Before the nine monkeys could answer, a tattered cotton monkey wearing tattered clothes up and down, with a pair of open and cracked cheeks under his feet, and a little flower with dirty hair on his head, had already come to Nalan's side, and stretched out a black slap towards Nalan: "This little aunt, you can reward two for three days, I haven't eaten for three days, if you don't reward two more, I will be lying down today."
Looking at the pitiful appearance of the little Hanako, and then listening to the little Hanako's wailing voice with a little crying, Nalan couldn't bear to feel a few big sons from his waist and handed them to the slap that the little Hanako stretched out: "It's really pitiful, hurry up and buy some food." I can't really help you."
took the few eldest sons handed to him by Nalan, but the little flower child stretched out another slap towards Nalan, laughed and whispered to Nalan: "Grandma and grandma will reward two more trough cakes, the one you want to make by yourself this morning."
With his eyes wide, Nalan stared at the dusty little screaming Hanako for a long time before he whispered in surprise: "You are a puppy?!" How are you?"
Turning his head angrily, he looked at the nine monkeys with a smug look on his face. Nalan stomped his foot fiercely: "Nine monkeys, what kind of bad idea are you coming up with?!" I'm telling you to come out to rest and walk around the flyover, why do you let the puppy dress up like this? ”
Towards the street next to him, the nine monkeys first let the dirty little dog squat on the side of the street and beg for passers-by, and then whispered to Nalan seriously: "Senior sister, this is called fish have a fish road, and shrimp have a shrimp road!" If you don't let me make the puppy look like this, there are some places where he really can't get in! Look at the squatting guys over there. It's called Hanako on the flyover. You don't look at these people, you can see that Tian'er is squatting on the overpass to ask for food, they all understand the scene and the number of roads! If you really want to inquire about some people or things, pretend to have just arrived and ask Hanako to find them to explore the way first, which is right! ”
Without waiting for Nalan to speak, the nine monkeys had already squeezed their eyes in the other direction behind Nalan: "Senior sister, look back at the little apprentices who deliver food in the second meat shop, those are also our little brothers just dressed up!" Craftsmen looking for food on the flyover. There are rules of practicing halfway through and adding a meal, so that you can have the strength to support your body and bones and deal with the scene of the day. Waiting for the meeting, a few of them took advantage of the stall to deliver food to talk to people a few more words. Maybe you'll be able to figure out a lot of things outside of the words! ”
As soon as the words fell, a few half-grown children with a wooden box containing hemp candy, peanuts, melon seeds, foreign fire, and cigarettes in their hands, and a strip of cloth around their necks walked over beside Nalan and Xiangyoubao. One of the children turned his head to Nalan and bared his teeth, shouting at his own little business in a decent manner: "Cigarettes and hemp sugar, melon seeds and peanuts are fragrant!" Who's going to buy it?"
Looking at the little apprentices who had completely changed their appearance, Nalan was stunned for a long time before he lowered his head and whispered to the nine monkeys with a smug look on his face: "These are all tricks you figured out?!" Those clothes, these clothes. Where did you get it from? ”
Towards Nalan Ya Yile, the nine monkeys laughed in a low voice with a little smugness: "Since our little brothers entered the main gate of the fire, the master in the door has treated us very well. But this is not a festival, let us go out to visit the overpass, how to figure out what should be a little bit of something here, isn't it? Thinking about it again, the juniors and disciples are still young and can't do anything big. It's great to ask for a message or something! Just when I was eating stew, as soon as the big guy summed it up, he also took the door and rented some clothes for our ocean, isn't this dressed up? Our little brothers are all homeless, and it was easy for the main gate of the fire to contain us. I can't help with the help, so we have to grab the head and do it well, don't let the head of the family worry about it! ”
Looking at the little apprentices who walked past him in twos and threes, dressed in different ways, Nalan suddenly turned red!
Since beating these children into the main gate of the fire, it is needless to say that they work diligently on weekdays, and it is even more rare that these little children can be so sensible
Blinking vigorously, Nalan finally held back the tears that almost came out of his eyes, and smiled at the nine monkeys: "When I go back tonight, senior sister will make you something to eat!" ”
Hehe smiled evilly, and the nine monkeys unceremoniously opened his mouth and shouted: "Then we have to eat burritos, and we have to have bean sprouts and braised pork"
Before the words fell, from behind Xiang Youbao, a very harsh woman's voice suddenly came: "Yo, I said why the head surnamed Hu was stuck in the entrance of the main gate of the fire, and he couldn't be home until it was dark!" After a long time, the small pieces in the main gate of this fire can order the menu to eat, this spectrum is too big! I said surnamed Hu, you dragged the old lady to this flyover realm today, just thinking about putting on a score in front of the old lady, right?! ”
He sighed slightly. Xiang Youbao turned around a little helplessly, and bowed his hand to Hu Qianli, who also had a helpless look on his face: "Uncle Hu, are you here?" ”
With a gloomy face, Hu Qianli glanced at his daughter-in-law who was standing beside him, dressed like a department store shelf, and sighed slightly: "I almost told your aunt about the situation in front of me!" It's not too early. Let's hurry, shall we? ”
Snorted a few times from her nostrils, Hu Qianli's daughter-in-law slammed Hu Qianli's ribs with her elbow across her fat body: "The words haven't been explained yet, what's the hurry?" ”
Li didn't care about Hu Qianli, who was hit by himself and frowned, Hu Qianli's daughter-in-law swayed to Xiang Youbao step by step, and shouted at Xiang Youbao with a mouthful of yellow teeth: "I saw you last time, and I also know that the person who took the idea in Huozhengmen was Na Jiuye open his mouth to speak, but behind the scenes, it was you who made the decision!" Today, the surnamed Hu begged me to come and watch the whistle in the main gate of the fire for you and inquire about the reason. Let's ignore the number of the side first, let's talk about the side again! ”
Looking down at a fat slap stretched out in front of her by Hu Qianli's daughter-in-law, she whispered without moving: "What do you mean?" Five eldest sons, aren't they?! ”
A pair of fish bubble eyes that seemed to have never woken up suddenly glared, and Hu Qianli's daughter-in-law suddenly wrung her face and shouted: "Hey, you're still pretending to be confused with my aunt and grandmother?!" Five hundred oceans, dare to be a young aunt and grandmother, and my aunt and grandmother will immediately scatter the little in your fire gate on the overpass! When the time comes, I'm afraid that you will spend 5,000 oceans, and you won't be able to do anything! ”
Startled, Hu Qianli suddenly grabbed his daughter-in-law's arm. With a somewhat angry appearance, he whispered: "Why are you so ignorant?!" On weekdays, it's okay if you're messing around at home, and at this juncture, you don't help the main gate of the fire. Are you still here to make trouble? If you really spoil the things in the main entrance of the fire, what good can you do?! ”
With a wave of her arm, Hu Qianli's daughter-in-law arrogantly pushed away the skinny Hu Qianli: "You are a dead person in the collapsed house in the main gate of the fire, and I Jin Shanxi is a?!" After all these years with your surname Hu, you have been given twenty yuan in the main gate of the fire, with a small amount of white flour and pork. What other benefits have you seen?! Today, I, Jin Shanxi, will leave the words here - five hundred oceans, Ma Yuer sent it to my aunt and grandmother! Dare to have half a 'no' word, my aunt and grandmother have a casual mouth on this flyover, you can't get a little benefit from the main gate, and you can't take half of the advantage! ”
looked at Jin Shanxi's triumphant appearance with cold eyes, and then looked at Nalan next to him, who was so angry that his face turned pale. Xiang Youbao shouted at Jin Shanxie in a low voice with a cold face: "In terms of seniority, I should really call you an aunt!" But as far as you are concerned, I can only be sorry?! ”
Looking at Xiang Youbao, whose face suddenly cooled, Jin Shanxi, who was originally triumphant and thought that he had controlled the people at the main gate of the fire, subconsciously took half a step back: "What do you want to do?" It's broad daylight, what else can you do with me?! ”
Sideways face to Hu Qianli, who was also angry and pale, glanced at him, Xiang Youbao's hands moved slightly, and a small stride under his feet hit Jin Shanxi's face, slapped a red thing into Jin Shanxi's mouth with one hand, and pinched Jin Shanxi's chin with the other hand and shook it, and immediately let Jin Shanxi-hee swallow the red thing he had just stuffed into her mouth!
Even frightened, coupled with the swiftness of Xiang Youbao's hand, Jin Shanxie didn't have time to understand what Xiang Youleopard stuffed into his mouth, and the thing the size of a hickory had already fallen into Jin Shanxi's throat.
Bent down his fat waist with difficulty, Jin Shanxi-hee retched more than a dozen times, seeing that he couldn't spit out the thing he had just swallowed again, he suddenly straightened up and scolded Xiang Youbao: "What are you giving my aunt and grandmother to eat?!" You're going to come here, under this blue sky and white sun, there are really people who seek money and kill people."
staring coldly at Jin Shanxi, who was about to tear open his voice and scold the street, Xiang Youbao whispered coldly in his voice: "If you dare to shout again, I will turn around and leave immediately!" The day I told you to collapse at the main gate of the fire, it would have to be your death taboo! ”
staring at Xiang Youbao with a little horror, Jin Shanxi's voice obviously carried a little timidity: "You want to scare your aunt and grandmother!" I think when my aunt and grandmother were in the book and picked up the first card, what scene had you not seen? You don't want to play empty city tricks in front of your aunt and grandmother."
Staring at Jin Shanxi's eyes, the cold meaning in Xiang Youbao's voice was obvious: "But if I inquire in Sijiu City, my uncle Na Jiuye's hand is waiting for the Seven Killing Scorpions, but he took the insect king at this year's Autumn Insect Meeting!" Just take the medicine prepared with the scorpion venom squeezed out of the tail of the insect king's seven killing scorpions, and say that it is a human, that is, a bullock, and after eating it for seven days, it will have to be pierced and rotten, and then scream for seven days before it dies! You just said that when you mixed the book in the apartment, you have seen all the big scenes, why don't you see what kind of scene it will be after the seven kills and scorpion venom that my uncle served out eats? ”
It's like talking about cross talk, and the nine monkeys standing next to Xiang Youbao suddenly had a gloomy face, and whispered coldly to Jin Shanxi: "Senior brother, I can't talk nonsense with her!" Anyway, without the antidote prepared by you and the boss, she won't live for half a month and wait for her to die, let's marry Uncle Hu and fill the house, and it won't delay Uncle Hu to live a good life! ”
Nodding slightly exaggeratedly, Xiang Youbao whispered to Hu Qianli, who was full of embarrassment: "Uncle Hu, I really think that Nine Monkeys is reasonable!" You don't have to worry about this, we won't go around this flyover, this will be the main entrance."
Before Xiang Youbao finished speaking, Jin Shanxi, who was standing beside Hu Qianli, had already grabbed Hu Qianli's arm with a frightened look: "The surname is Hu, you can't see death without saving it!" Thanks to the fact that I have been with you for so many years, you have to remember our love for so many years."
Looking at Xiang Youbao with some embarrassment, Hu Qianli hesitated again and again, and then sighed heavily: "Alas, there is a leopard, you can watch and do this thing!" Anyway, she has been with me for all these years, but she has really been dragged down by me, and she hasn't lived a good life for a few days."
Putting on a hesitant look, Xiang Youbao took a long time to hold the shelf, and then nodded slowly: "Since Uncle Hu has spoken, then on the first day of every month, I will give you the antidote!" As for whether you will give this antidote to others again, you can figure it out for yourself! It's just that if this thing can't be done on the flyover today, then there is no antidote! Anyway, Duan Ye of the Patrol Police Bureau has a friendship with me, and there are a lot of dead people on the tube, and you can fool it over without spending a few dollars! ”
Nodding like a chicken pecking rice, Jin Shanxie hurriedly smiled at Xiang Youbao and said, "Don't worry, senior nephew, isn't it just to go up to the overpass to listen to the origin of the person surnamed Han?" You've left this matter to me, and I'm ready to do it for you! Ask two clever apprentices to follow me, and you can take care of the next things! ”
Glancing at the nine monkeys, Xiang Youbao watched the two little apprentices dressed as broken and urged follow behind Jin Shanxi, and walked towards the crowded realm, then turned his head and hugged his fist at Hu Qianli, who was standing next to him: "Uncle Hu, this matter is urgent, don't be angry with me?" ”
Sighing slightly, Hu Qianli shook his head vigorously: "Besides, there is really no other way to control her!" It's just that there is a leopard, what did you just take to coax her to eat it? ”
Stretched out his finger and pointed to the sugar gourd in Nalan's hand, and the leopard smiled a little cunningly: "I just picked a sugar gourd from my junior sister."
With round eyes, Hu Qianli couldn't help coughing, and it took a while before waving his hand at Xiang Youbao again and again, and said intermittently: "I won't show my face here, so as not to let people see anything."
While speaking, Hu Qianli turned his head and hurriedly walked towards the way he came, staggering under his feet, like a drunk man who had drunk too much, and he couldn't grasp the idea in his head. (To be continued.) )