166. Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water

"Aunt Bai, have you really taken a leave of absence?" In a farmer's market, Bai Xiaoju, Xiao Yingzi and Xiao Xue are picking this vegetable.

"Of course, please, am I still lying to you?" Bai Xiaoju picked up a tomato from the vegetable stall and asked the stall owner, "How do you sell this persimmon?" ”

"A pound for a dollar."

"What about this celery?" Bai Xiaoju pointed to the celery in front of her and asked.

"Celery is cheap, seven cents a pound."

"Can it be cheaper?"

"It can't be cheap, this is the lowest price, you can inquire in the whole market, and my dish is the best or the cheapest in the whole market." The stall owner said.

"Okay, I'll inquire." Bai Xiaoju said and pulled Xiaoxue and Xiaoyingzi to leave.

"Alas, alas, don't go, don't go, let's not say anything else, if you take more, I'll erase the change for you." The stall owner beckoned Bai Xiaoju back again. "How much do you want?"

"Is this still like a word, you give me one pound of persimmons, and two pounds of celery." Bai Xiaoju said.

"Okay, look, this is high, persimmon is one dollar, celery is a piece of four cents, erase the odds and count you as two dollars." The stall owner said, Bai Xiaoju didn't answer, counted out two yuan from his pocket and handed it to the stall owner, the stall owner said while loading the money, "I'll tell you that I really lost money when I bought your vegetables, if it weren't for the fact that you are a person who really buys vegetables, I wouldn't have a dime from her at all, do you believe it or not?" ”

The stall owner took a plastic bag of tomatoes and celery and put it in a small thought, "Yes, okay, give it." ”

"Okay, alas, what's wrong with the color of this persimmon?" Bai Xiaoju opened the plastic bag and said in surprise.

"Come on, I'll see." The stall owner leaned over to take a look and reached out to touch it, "This is mud, it's not in the way." ”

"Oh, I was wrong. Look, boss, we bought so many vegetables, and you said that everyone on it was stained with so many muddy ideas, how many catties of weight do I have to lose? You say, our mother-in-law, you don't know the way, it's customary to slam the door, I haven't been in the door for a few days, if I buy these dishes back, I see that there are still muddy spots on it, and the pound is still less, you say I must not let my mother-in-law scold to death, and there is ....... ”

Bai Xiaoju pursed her lips, then let Xiao Yingzi and Xiaoxue carry the plastic bag in her hand, rolled up the sleeves on her arms, and prepared to tell the stall owner that it was not easy for her little daughter-in-law.

"Okay, okay, eldest sister, you won, I obeyed you, don't talk about it, my head is big what you said, what do you say?" Then the stall owner rolled his eyes and hugged the small bag hanging on his chest firmly, "But let me tell you, this money can't be refunded to you." ”

"Look at it, you're wrong, aren't you, this is all because you sold me the defective products, I don't want to reason with you, who will I reason with, or I will gather all the big guys around me to buy vegetables, and we will evaluate it together?" Bai Xiaoju said that she was about to summon people to come over and watch the excitement. "Don't think I don't know about the mud in your dishes, I've seen it all."

"Eldest sister, you are my eldest sister, don't be like this, if you are like this, how will I do business in the future, isn't it, you have to be forgiving and forgiving, eldest sister, you will let me go, what do you say?" In the face of such a woman, the stall owner really has no choice but to beg for mercy.

"I said I could do anything?" Bai Xiaoju asked.

"You can do whatever you say." The stall owner handed the small hanging bag on his chest forward.

"What are you doing here? Do you want everyone to see me taking money out of your bag, so that everyone thinks I'm a thief, and then you're taking advantage of the opportunity to blackmail? Bai Xiaoju's eyes widened, "No, I have to let everyone judge, I am such a weak woman and let you bully you like this, how can I live my life." ”

"Sister, I didn't mean that, I really didn't mean that. Please, you just let me go, you say, what will I do if you say so? "The stall owner is on his knees.

"Why do you have such an expression that I feel like I'm going to rob you? I'm not hard for you, I'll just take a few things and leave. After Bai Xiaoju finished speaking, she began to take things from the vegetable stall by herself, and she didn't take much, half a catty of potatoes, half a catty of green peppers, an onion, a cabbage, and a few green onions.

I can see that this stall owner is in pain, but he can't say that he was coerced by others, your woman's mouth is really powerful. The stall owner said that he would come back next time, and he thought to himself that you would never come.

"Aunt Bai, you are so powerful, I didn't expect you to do this? How do you know that there will be mud in that person's dish? Xiao Xue happily took Bai Xiaoju's hand and said, "But it's not important, the important thing is what Aunt Bai said just now, it's amazing, I admire it too much." Aunt Bai, do you want to teach me two tricks, so that I can also experience the feeling of being alone and seeking defeat. ”

"What, don't learn these things, I'm also forced to be helpless." Bai Xiaoju told the cause of the incident.

It turned out that on the twenty-ninth day of the lunar month, Bai Xiaoju knew that he was going to Xiao Yingzi's house for dinner, and then he got up early in the morning to buy some vegetables, and bought them from this stall owner, thinking that this dish was not bad, clean and watery, so he bought it, and when he walked halfway, he suddenly remembered that he still had something to take, so he went home, and unfortunately the bag he was carrying was broken, and the dishes in it fell to the ground.

Bai Xiaoju hurriedly squatted on the ground to pick it up, but at this time she found that something was wrong, there seemed to be something black in the cabbage's heart, Bai Xiaoju peeled off the cabbage, and then found that in addition to the cabbage leaves that were intact on the outside, there was a thick layer of black mud inside, if she didn't look carefully, she couldn't see it at all, Bai Xiaoju was angry, and went back to find this vegetable seller, but she didn't expect this person to run away.

I thought I wouldn't be able to touch it, but I didn't expect Bai Xiaoju to touch it today, "That's it, that's why I cleaned him up, and besides, this is not my trick, I also learned it from an eldest sister, and that eldest sister is a god." ”

"Then we have to let everyone else know the truth, otherwise more people will be fooled." Xiao Yingzi said.

"I've been ready for a long time, you see this bag is numbered on it, it's the number of the stall, I just took your cabbage with puree, you will break these cabbages and put them in the management office, and then we will wait to watch the show." The two did as they were told, and sure enough, after a while, they saw several people wearing big caps taking the stall owner away, even the vegetables.

"I really don't know how a person like Lu Dao hasn't been discovered for so long?" Xiaoxue muttered.

"It's not that no one has found out, first, these are trivial things, I guess this person selects people to put them in every person who buys cabbage, and selects those who don't care about such trivial things." Bai Xiaoju said.

"It's a pity, it's your Aunt Bai who ran into it." Xiaoxue said.

"Alright, don't be poor, we still have to go shopping, hurry up."

"Huh? I still buy it, Auntie, I can't walk, let's rest for a while. Xiaoxue said with a bitter face in the back.

"Ah, it's so warm." Xiaoxue held a sweet potato in her hand and kept pouring it in her hand, and then took a bite and sucked it in her mouth for a long time. "It's delicious."

"You little glutton. Ahh Bai Xiaoju sat next to her, like Xiaoxue, holding a sweet potato in her hands and pouring it upside down, and she kept blowing in her mouth. Xiao Yingzi didn't speak, looking at the action, it was exactly the same as the previous two. Of course, the three of them did not squat on the ground, but sat on the stone pier.

"Aunt Bai, how is the matter between you and my teacher?" Xiaoxue took a bite of the steaming sweet potato and said slurredly.

"What's wrong with your teacher?" Bai Xiaoju only cared about eating the sweet potato in her hand, and she didn't hear what Xiaoxue said just now.

"I mean." Xiaoxue swallowed the sweet potato in her mouth and said, "How are you doing with my teacher?" How far has it got? ”

"It's not good, it's like it was before, it's like it is now." Bai Xiaoju said.

"Then why did I see Teacher Lu bringing you food today, and you two are still there." Xiaoxue said.

"Huh? Did you see that? Bai Xiaoju was taken aback and looked at Xiaoxue.

"Huh? You're really ....... Originally, Xiaoxue was talking nonsense, but I didn't expect Bai Xiaoju to really have something to do with Lu Fangjun. Xiaoxue's curiosity came up, and she didn't even eat the sweet potato in her hand, and Kan Ze Bai Xiaoju, whose eyes lit up, "Aunt Bai, what are you doing with my teacher?" ”

"Didn't you see that?" Bai Xiaoju said, bowing her head and nibbling on sweet potatoes to hide her embarrassment, and was tricked out by a little girl.

"I see it but it's not so true, I'm saying, we're all our own people, don't be afraid of me saying it, of course if you don't say it, I'll go when I go home, I'll say it, I'll tell the students in our class one by one, and then take them to the hospital to visit." Xiaoxue blinked her eyes. Xiao Yingzi also looked at Bai Xiaoju.

"Ah, it's really nothing, it's just that I fed him a mouthful of food." After speaking, Bai Xiaoju buried her face.

"It's as simple as that?" Xiao Xue and Xiao Yingzi glanced at each other, "Aunt Bai is so simple?" ”

"It's as simple as that, ahhhhh Bai Xiaoju covered her face and said.

"I thought it was a big deal, my sweet potatoes were cold." Xiaoxue began to concentrate on dealing with the sweet potato in her hand again, and Xiao Yingzi lost interest.

"What do you mean?" Bai Xiaoju said, "Everyone is shy like this, but I am also your teacher." ”

"Oh!" Xiaoxue and Xiaoyingzi both looked at Bai Xiaoju.

"What's wrong, can't you? Okay, I'll admit that I've taken a fancy to you teachers, what's the matter. "A typical dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.