520, we are all particular about people [2/2]
"You told me not to run, I wanted to run." Wei Yan snorted, and really turned around and ran.
"Huh?" Tai Shici's little brain turned, and he thought, I've heard her say this twice, this woman seems to like to say the opposite of what others say, so let me say it in another way.
"Run, don't come and fight me." Tai Shi Ci shouted while chasing.
"Haha, little girl, want to yin me? You're still early. Wei Yan laughed and said: "You say the opposite, you just want me to do the opposite, in fact, the starting point is that I don't want to run, you want me not to run, I want to run." ”
Wei Yan dragged a puff of smoke and dust back to the city gate cave, Tai Shici wanted to chase in, but unexpectedly, the stones fell on the city, and she had to retreat.
At this moment, the Changsha army no longer dared to come out, and stayed in the city. Tai Shi Ci ran a few laps under the city to call the formation, but the people in Linxiang City just didn't come out, Gongsun Jun came from afar, did not carry siege weapons, and could not immediately attack the city, so he had to retreat first and camp ten miles away from the city.
When the camp was set up, it was already dark, the soldiers had made a meal, Sun Yu and the soft girl, the girl in the top hat, Tai Shici and others gathered in the big tent of the Chinese army to eat, this marching meal is very simple, that is, a bowl of porridge with some bacon, there is a little story about these bacon.
These bacon are all Hua Tuo's, originally more than 3 million catties, and later she gave a lot of bacon to the poor for treatment, but there are still more than one million catties left. Hua Tuo fled back to Xiangyang with Sun Yu, how could he have a chance to transport it away, so all these bacon were left in Jiangdong.
But Hua Tuo's degree of wealth obsession is extraordinary, and after returning to Xiangyang, she still misses her more than one million catties of bacon, so she sent her follower Liu Yun to Jiangdong to ask for it. As soon as Zhou Yu heard Liu Yun's words, he was angry at the time: You guys are too much, you bullied me not to mention, and fled back to Xiangyang regardless of the hostage exchange agreement, and now you still want to get your bacon back, don't do it! If you kill it, you won't return it.
So Liu Yun quit, she found Sun Shangxiang and protested solemnly: "At the beginning, Dr. Hua cured Sun Jian's arrow poison in Shouchun, saved her life, and was rewarded with thousands of gold, but later Hua Tuo was robbed by Cao Ying's people, and Dr. Hua failed to take away these gold, and was brought back by your Jiangdong." What's wrong with Dr. Hua now that he wants to take some bacon and leave? Annoy us, go directly to Sun Jian and ask for money! I don't believe it, she doesn't admit it. ”
Sun Shangxiangtian's surname is Chunliang, he is not good at cheating, he also feels reasonable after hearing this, Hua Tuo saved the lord of Jiangdong, this kindness cannot be erased no matter what, what happened to more than one million catties of bacon? Even if Hua Tuo asked Jiang Dong to send a woman with a total weight of more than one million catties to be a maid for her, Jiang Dong couldn't shirk it. So Sun Shangxiang hid from Zhou Yu and asked her women's army to secretly transfer a few big ships to transport the bacon to Xiangyang, because there was too much bacon, Sun Shangxiang secretly transferred a few small cargo ships, so Jiangdong also scored several lucky ships, and now the bacon ship is still running on the Han River, and I don't know how long it will take to transport it. Anyway, the relationship between Gongsun Jun and Jiangdong Jun has been cut and sorted out and messed up.
Although Hua Tuo was obsessed with money, he allowed Sun Yu to take her things indiscriminately, so Sun Yu brought a lot of bacon before he set out on the expedition, and he was not used to eating dry rice without meat.
The soft girl tasted a piece of bacon and smiled: "Seeking truth, it's really interesting for you to invent this bacon, this kind of dried meat that can be stored for a long time is suitable for our army to carry during the expedition, and we will bring more of this soon after we capture Xichuan." ”
Sun Yu laughed dryly, he didn't dare to take the credit for this "invention of bacon", although it is only 200 A.D., but the smart ancient Chinese working people have already invented bacon, and there should already be many people in Hanzhong Zhang Lu who can make bacon, but the transportation is inconvenient in ancient times, and this thing has not yet been popularized.
Sun Yu had no choice but to talk nonsense: "I didn't invent this, it was first researched by the people of Hanzhong, when I was in my hometown Yanjing Village, a merchant from Hanzhong who wandered to the north came to the village, and he taught me." ”
When the woman in the top hat heard this, she couldn't help but sigh: "Your Yanjing Village is really a bit mysterious, I asked many people and said that they don't know where it is, but the merchant can actually find it?" ”
"Ahem!" Sun Yu laughed dryly and said: "The place in Yanjing Village is poor and remote, and it is in the old mountain pass, and you can't find it if you deliberately look for it, you get lost or something, maybe you will suddenly arrive." Sun Yu said while confessing in his heart, Yanjing's buddies, it's not that the brothers want to smear you, it's the brothers who really can't explain it.
At this time, a herald reported outside the tent: "I have disturbed the dinner of several generals, and the brother who guards Huang Zhong has come to report that she has woken up." It turned out that Sun Yu knocked Huang Zhong unconscious and brought him back, so he had people tied up and thrown in the prisoner camp. He instructed the guards to notify Huang Zhong as soon as he woke up, so the herald hurriedly reported outside the tent without caring about a few bigwigs at dinner.
After listening to the herald's report, Sun Yu smiled and said, "Since you're awake, bring her over...... By the way, then bring Yang Ling too, let's eat, they can't be hungry, get here to eat together. ”
"No!" The herald retreated.
After a while, two female soldiers carried Huang Zhong over, it turned out that all women who knew martial arts skills would be caught, and they had to be tied to death with their hands and feet, otherwise if they had a sudden attack, ordinary soldiers couldn't look at it at all, so Huang Zhong was also tied into a zongzi, and if she wanted to bring her, he had to carry her, and in order to prevent her from committing suicide, he also stuffed a ball of white cloth in her mouth.
Seeing Huang Zhong writhing angrily, with white hair dangling, the soft girl was a little unbearable, she had long been a little sympathetic to Huang Zhong's experience, and when she saw her being carried up, the soft girl hurried over and wanted to help Huang Zhong loosen her tie with her hands.
Sun Yu hurriedly shouted: "Don't! Her strength is greater than mine, if you untie the rope for her, and she breaks out and hurts people, then it will be troublesome, or I will solve it. ”
The soft girl obediently retreated to her seat, Sun Yu came over and sighed softly at the white-haired royal sister: "Don't kill yourself, I'll take off the cloth in your mouth, don't worry, I'm not a bad person." ”
The white-haired royal sister automatically ignored the words "not a bad person", she was tied up for a while, but she didn't want to commit suicide anymore, and was ready to talk to Sun Yu about justice and justice, so she nodded at Sun Yu and said that she would not commit suicide.
Sun Yu took off the white cloth from her mouth, and was thinking about whether to help her loosen the tie, when the white-haired royal sister hurriedly spoke: "Evil man, what do you want to do when you brought me to the council hall?" If you want me to betray the Lord, then Hugh. ”
"......" Sun Yu was silent for a moment, and said curiously: "I heard Yang Ling say that you were coerced by Han Xuan to treat her before doing things for her, why did you show loyalty to her as soon as you opened your mouth?" ”
"Humph!" The white-haired royal sister snorted coldly: "No matter what the reason for me to recognize her as the lord, since I have recognized her as the lord, I must be loyal to her, this is the way to be a subordinate." Otherwise, if you confess the Lord and find a reason to betray, is there justice and justice in the world? ”
Everyone: "......"
Depressed, admit to death? This kind of person is the most troublesome. Sun Yu couldn't help but complain: "Then you are my prisoner now, even if I loosen your tie, you are still my prisoner, and you are not allowed to play tricks." ”
The white-haired royal sister nodded and said: "You are right, since I am your prisoner now, then I have to admit it, it is the same whether I am tied or not, if you want to kill me to sacrifice the flag, I will wipe my neck with a knife, and you will not have to send a knife and axeman." ”
Everyone: "......"
Such an obedient captive is also a wonder. Sun Yu looked at her expression, not like nonsense, and thought: Anyway, her knife and bow have been confiscated by me, and now she is unarmed, she is not my opponent, and she is not afraid of her playing tricks when she loosens the tie.
Sun Yu loosened the rope from her body, then pointed to an empty desk next to her and said, "Sit down and eat, the captives will eat too." The maid hurriedly set the meal and bacon on the table.
The white-haired royal sister obediently walked to the table and sat down, picked up the bowl and started eating, but she didn't touch the bacon.
The soft girl couldn't help but say curiously: "Why doesn't General Huang eat meat?" ”
The white-haired royal sister said seriously: "I'm a captive, it's good to have food to eat, how can I be qualified to eat meat." And...... The evil man just now said, 'Sit down and eat something', he told me to eat, but he didn't tell me to eat meat, I can't go over, if the captives are not polite and eat indiscriminately in other people's barracks, is there justice and justice in this world? ”
Everyone: "......"
Is it really like this? Looking for the truth and saying that the meaning of eating some food is to include eating meat, do you really not understand or do you not understand? Everyone wiped their sweat in unison.
However, this "everyone" does not include the high-hat girl, I saw that the high-hat girl suddenly burst into tears, stepped forward and grabbed Huang Zhong's hand, and said seriously: "I didn't expect it...... I really didn't expect that I would be able to meet someone who knows such etiquette, it's not easy! ”
"The gift of the monarch and the minister, the gift of the guest and the host, the gift of the upper and lower dignity, the gift of the knot...... There are not many people who pay attention to these precious etiquette now, and the world is saying that people's hearts are not ancient, and they are all messy people......" followed by a full 10,000-word sermon.
The woman in the top hat said with tears in her eyes: "General Huang, you are a particular person!" ”
The white-haired royal sister nodded and said, "Of course I pay attention to people, and I pay the most attention to justice and justice, this unknown girl...... Look at your tall crown and solemn appearance, neatly dressed, and obviously pay attention to people, I appreciate you! ”
"My name is Chen Gong, the word Gongtai, and now I am a military advisor in the Gongsun Army, and I pay the most attention to etiquette." The woman in the top hat actually solemnly introduced herself, she was wearing a black scribe's robe, with a high crown on her head, dignified and solemn, and she was really a bit of a style.
Huang Zhong also straightened his face, and I introduced: "My name is Huang Zhong, the word is Hansheng, and now Han Xuanjun is the lieutenant general." Gongtai girl, I also saw that you were eye-to-eye before I said a few words to you, otherwise no matter how hard I tortured, I wouldn't say anything. ”
Everyone: "......"
fainted, these two monsters actually looked at each other, this is what the hero sees the same, the world is as black as a crow, the same stream, sympathetic to each other, Wang Ba looks at mung beans...... People from all sides are sweating down!
(To be continued)