Yan Shu waved his hand and said: "Everyone, this year's Mid-Autumn Festival poetry meeting is still presided over by the old man, first of all, thank you for coming to cheer, all of you here today are the young generation of my Great Song Dynasty, the old man sits with you, and he also feels very young, haha...... Okay, the old man won't say much else, everything in this year's poetry meeting is still the old rules, and some first-time participants don't understand, so Zhang Gongzi will tell you the rules. ”

The person who is called Zhang Gongzi is named Zhang Yuan, who can be said to be the deputy host of this poetry meeting. He was born in a poor family, but he studied hard since he was a child, and when he came to Beijing six years ago, he immediately became a blockbuster. "But this person's luck is to the extreme, the imperial examination has repeatedly failed, and many people in the same batch with him are obviously not as talented as him, but they have also been admitted to the Jinshi, but he is the only one who has fallen to Sun Shan every time.

Zhang Yuan is twenty-six years old this year, he has broad cheeks, a thin body, and a very pale face.

Many people here know Zhang Yuan, envy his talent, and sympathize with his suffering. Especially some bold women, when they saw him get up, they were already scrambling to flatter him.

Li Ce said secretly: Who said that women in ancient times were reserved, and today these so-called beauties see their favorite talents, which is undisguised.

Zhang Yuan arched his hand to everyone and said: "This year's poetry will consist of two parts, the first is to guess the word puzzle, you can specify who will guess, you can also rush to answer, but those who can't guess will be punished for drinking; Of course, the focus is still on poetry, as long as you have good works, you can show them. ”

After Zhang Yuan explained a few words, he arched his hand again and said: "This first anagram is here, let's listen to it." ”

He paused for a moment and said, "Wearing a square hat and a bow on his chest, ask where you are going?" Catch big insects in the mountains. ”

Zhang Yuan's limerick was quite interesting, and several girls were amused by him. After he finished speaking, he added: "Guess whatever, it's a brick throwing in the next place." With that, he sat down again.

A girl who had been flattering immediately stood up and said, "It's the word for bow." ”

Zhang Yuan smiled and shook his head, and everyone looked at it with disdain, how could it be so simple.

The girl didn't give up and said: "A bow on the chest, isn't it a bow......"

Zhang Yuandao: "What about wearing a square hat and catching big insects in the mountains?" ”

The woman's lips bit lightly in thought, but then she smiled and said, "Okay, I'll drink." As he spoke, he saluted Zhang Yuanyi with a wine glass, and drank it with his face hidden.

Li Ce patted his thigh and said: "This little girl is absolutely amazing, even if she guesses wrong, she has to be the first to stand up, the purpose is to attract Zhang Yuan's attention, but unfortunately this person is not a man, otherwise he must be a master of picking up girls." ”

Zhao Qin'er whispered: "You think that everyone is like you, there is nothing to be ashamed of if you guess wrong, how can it be as unbearable as you think." ”

Li Ce didn't argue with her, just chuckled and drank by himself, what kind of poetry meeting, fan meeting is about the same.

At this time, another woman got up and said, "I guess it's a robber's strong word, I don't know if Zhang Gongzi is right or not?" This woman was together, Li Ce and Zhao Qin'er were shocked at the same time, this person was actually Princess Zhao Ziyu, Zhao Ji's sister, why did she come too? It's just that because she was sitting in the second row, neither of them noticed her just now.

Zhang Yuan smiled and nodded, "How to solve it?" ”

Zhao Ziyu glanced at Zhang Yuan with joy, and said with a coquettish smile: "Wearing a square hat on the head is a mouth word, a bow on the chest is a bow word, catching a big insect in the deep mountains is a worm, isn't these three words together a strong word?" He chuckled.

Zhao Ziyu is charming, she just smiled together, there is a charm that confuses all beings, everyone here has long been attracted by her, and then nodded in admiration when they heard her explanation, I didn't expect a girl to guess it first, and she is a big beauty!

Zhao Ziyu's appearance attracted Zhang Yuan's attention, he was wondering whose daughter this was, how could her temperament be so outstanding, and what was even more rare was that she was just as agile in her thinking, and she had never seen her in the previous poetry meetings.

Zhang Yuan nodded and said, "The girl's talent is really quick, and she has made this cup." After saying that, he picked up the wine glass and threw it up.

Zhao Ziyujiao said: "Zhang Gongzi is really a good amount of wine. ”

In terms of appearance alone, Zhao Ziyu can indeed be called a great beauty, but she is not so beautiful that she is intoxicated, mainly because of her charming and delicate temperament, especially a pair of seductive eyes, there are constantly spring waves surging in them, and any man who sees it has the idea of wanting to ravage her!

Several sons of the family are already secretly investigating Zhao Ziyu's background.

But I heard a voice say lazily: "Don't ask blindly, you can't climb that person." ”

"Master Ding, you have seen a lot, you must know this little lady, tell your brothers?" A talented man said obscenely.

It turned out that this person was the youngest son of Prime Minister Ding Wei - Ding Xi, who spent a high price to get a ticket and mixed in with a group of gentlemen from a family, just to hunt for beauty.

Ding Xi is wealthy, and there are countless girls around him on weekdays, but those girls are all ordinary goods, even if they are as beautiful as flowers, they are all vases, with no connotation, after a long time, Ding Xi is naturally a little tired, don't look at himself as a straw bag, but he also likes talented women. So I want to take the opportunity of this poetry meeting to search for a few female talents, his idea is that although I have no talent, I have wealth!

Ding Xi was praised by these gentlemen, and said proudly: "This is our Yonggu princess of the Great Song Dynasty, the sister of King Xiaoyuan, just a few of you who still want to worry about others?" Neither do you pee on yourselves. ”

A few gentlemen were dumbfounded when they heard this, it turned out that they were princesses! Several people looked at Zhao Ziyu's eyes and couldn't help but be in awe, they couldn't afford to provoke this little girl.

Zhao Ziyu waited for Zhang Yuan to finish drinking, smiled seductively at him, and then sat down.

Zhao Qin'er said enviously: "I didn't expect Sister Ziyu to have such talent." ”

Li Ce sneered; "What knowledge? I think the nasty talents around her came up with it for her, right? ”

He pointed to a few scholars beside Zhao Ziyu, and Zhao Qin'er saw a few scholars whispering to her.

At this time, someone stood up and said: "Xiao Ke also has an anagram, out of the East China Sea, into the West Mountain, write the time square, draw the time circle." ”

"It's simple, the day of the day." As soon as he finished speaking, someone got up and said.

The scholar shook his head, picked up his glass and drank it.

There are constantly people in the middle of riddles, and there are constantly people solving riddles, and the atmosphere of the poetry club is very harmonious.

Zhao Qin'er listened with relish, nervous and excited from time to time, but Li Ce was drowsy on the side, just guessing the words, what was the fun.

Li Ce was thinking about today's Sanhe Chamber of Commerce, when Zhao Qin'er suddenly poked him and said, "Do you know?" ”

Li Ce was stunned and said, "What do you know?" ”

"Anagram, there is no half of the tile on the top, there is no place for the cone below, a gourd is hung around the waist, and the mouth spits yin and yang weirdness." Zhao Qin'er whispered urgently.

"Damn, how could anyone come up with such a bizarre anagram, how would I know." Li Ce rolled his eyes and said.

Zhao Qin'er couldn't help but be anxious, biting her lip and thinking hard.

But I heard Zhao Ziyu smile and said, "Sister Qin'er, can't you guess?" ”

Li Ce knew that it was Zhao Ziyu who asked Zhao Qin'er to solve the puzzle by name, he thought about it for a while, but he really couldn't think of what word it was, charades were not his forte, let him pair two couplets, I don't know how many more he could cover.

After thinking about it for a long time, some people were already waiting impatiently, and Zhao Qin'er finally said dejectedly: "I can't guess, it's better to drink a bar." As he spoke, he picked up his glass and drank a glass with his face covered.

First of all, there was a girl who was so charming, and everyone was unbearable, and now there is another girl who is pure and fairy, this year's poetry meeting is Guangchong These two girls, it is not worth the trip! A group of talented people commented and sighed, but these people pretended to be just appreciating the comments on the surface, but those hungry wolf-like eyes and the faint green light never left other girls!

Although Li Ce saw a pair of ** eyes cast here, he didn't have the heart to pay attention to these so-called talents at this time.

Zhao Qin'er, who he was worried about, drank alcohol, although he had the intention to stop her from drinking, but he had no choice but to explain the rules in advance, and it was not good for the loser to drink alcohol, and he would not be able to play it openly.

"What the hell is it?" Someone asked.

"Let's try it next." Zhang Yuandao.

"Wow, Zhang Dacai is really amazing." There is a girl said.

"I guess it's a divination word, there is no tile on the top, there is no ground on the bottom, and there is a point around the waist, I don't know if it's right?" Zhang Yuan said slowly.

"Zhang Gongzi is really talented, yes, it's a divination." Zhao Ziyu said.

I thought this was the end, but who knew that as soon as Zhao Ziyu sat down, another person beside him got up and said, "There is also an anagram below, and I want to ask the girl just now to guess it." ”

Zhao Qin'er's face changed, is it me again?

As soon as Li Ce slapped the table, he was about to scold his mother, isn't this a clear bully!

Zhao Qin'er stopped him with his eyes, and replied reluctantly: "Childe, please speak." ”

The man smiled and said, "Tang Yu has, Yao Shun has not; Shang Zhou has, Tang Wu no; There is an ancient saying, but there is no text today. After speaking, she looked at Zhao Qin'er and waited for her to answer.

Zhao Qin'er frowned and began to meditate hard.

Li Ce stared at the scholar with big eyes, his eyes were full of threats, the kid asked you to stand up for others, and when you get out of this garden, see how the master cleans you up!

Zhao Qin'er thought about it for a long time and still couldn't think of it, Li Ce also helped think hard, but he had no clue, what was Shang Zhou Yaoshun, how did he know which.

Zhao Qin'er was helpless until she bowed her head again and said, "I admit defeat." As he spoke, he picked up his glass and frowned, and drank it again.

"Haha...... The girl is a good drinker. The scholar who came out of the mystery exclaimed.

"I wonder if anyone else is guessing?" The man continued.

Yan Shu knew the two princesses, and when he saw the two of them pinching up, he also felt a big headache, and he had the heart to come out to save the scene and said: "This riddle, the old man will solve it, in fact, the mystery is also simple, it is a mouth." Tang Yu has, Yao Shun has not; Shang Zhou has, Tang Wu no; There is an ancient saying, but there is no text today, what is it if it is not a mouth? ”

Li Ce lowered his head and thought about it, it seemed that this was really the case, and he didn't know how these people could come up with so many twists and turns, they were really full.

"Lord Yan is high-minded, and Xiaosheng admires." The man complimented Yan Shu and sat down again.

As soon as he sat down, another person got up and said, "Since this girl has such a good amount of wine, I would like you to guess it below." ”

! Again?

"! Still shameless? Li Ce finally couldn't help but slap the table and scolded.

Zhao Qin'er swallowed two glasses of wine, and her face was already flushed, if this girl would get drunk later, how could she send her back? Therefore, Li Ce couldn't let her drink it, both in public and private.

Everyone was waiting to see this little beauty drinking, but they didn't expect Li Ce to suddenly get into trouble, and he screamed violently, which stunned everyone present.

Zhao Qin'er blushed and pulled him on the placket of his shirt and asked him to sit down, but Li Ce shook his hand and said: "It's not ashamed for so many big men to bully a little girl, but you still claim to read what sage books and what Confucian and Mencian ways do you respect, and the sages teach you this?" Li Ce scolded the man who stood up with his head and face.

The scholar was dumbfounded, obviously he had never encountered this situation, and was reprimanded by Li Ce, a rough man, in public, he was also furious, and retorted at the moment: "Don't you hear my fair lady, a gentleman is a good ......"

"Uncle you! How dare you call yourself a gentleman? Although I don't read much, I also know that gentlemen don't take advantage of others. Li Ce scolded again without waiting for him to finish.

"Insulting Sven!" The scholar who was standing trembled with anger from him, and had the heart to scold him, but in front of so many people, he couldn't pull his face.

"Where did this kid come from?" Someone inquired.

"To be able to sit in the first row, either he is outstanding in literary talent, or he has a prominent family background, look at this kid's domineering appearance, he must be a gentleman, or don't provoke him." Someone argued.

Ding Xi's face has changed greatly, and several friends next to him saw him showing a rare look of fear, and they were all very strange, this Ding Xi is not afraid of the sky and the earth on weekdays, and he walks sideways in the entire Jingshi, who can make him so panicked.

One person whispered: "Ding Ye? ”

Ding Xi shuddered and said in a low voice: "Why is this evil star here, and he still comes with the princess." ”

"Evil Star? What Evil Star? And the people you Ding Ye are afraid of? Someone laughed.

"You know the! The girl on the other side is Princess Yongyu! That's His Majesty's sister, the only daughter of the Queen Mother! The white-faced boy next to him is a celebrity in front of His Majesty, damn, how can he be a military general to participate in today's poetry meeting. Ding Xi scolded hatefully.

When a few people heard it, they were even more shocked, why did there be two princesses in this poem today? And it seems that these two princesses still have some problems with each other? Looking at Ding Xi's expression again, naturally he was not afraid of the princess, could it be the white-faced boy he said?

Yan Shu was afraid that things would make a big fuss, so he stood up and said: "Everyone guessing the word puzzle is just entertainment, don't take it seriously, don't hurt the harmony, this son is also too impulsive to fight unevenly, what about you, you can't catch someone alone, right?" The poetry meeting will continue, and everyone will take a step back, how about it? ”

Yan Shu is a peacemaker, and she doesn't want to offend either of the two princesses, so she appeases both of them.

"Lord Yan is right, although this kid is arrogant and vulgar, those people have gone a little too far." Looking at the lively talents, the beautiful people discussed.

Since Yan Shu spoke, the scholar who got up didn't dare to make any more difficulties, he shook his head and was about to sit down, but Li Ce suddenly said: "Slow, isn't it just a word puzzle, Lao Tzu will too, you listen to me." ”

The scholar was stunned, this kid still refused to give up, and actually named himself to answer.

Zhao Qin'er moved him to make a righteous move, but she also knew that he was a straw bag, how could he be a word puzzle, but don't blow it up and be embarrassed later, she quietly tugged at the placket of his clothes and asked him to sit down.

Li Ce waved his hand and sneered: "It's okay, I'll test them too." ”