Extra: I have a dream

I had a dream, to be exact.

In dreams.

At half past ten, I got up (the life of the great god, don't envy you), and my daughter-in-law squeezed out the toothpaste and waited for me to brush my teeth (now it's the same, a manly husband, the head of the family, nothing more.) ）

I was impatiently taking the toothbrush, just about to get wet, the phone rang, opened it and looked, it turned out to be my editor Totoro, really, bothered me so early, thought it was the editor in charge of the great? Now I'm a god!

answered it casually, and sent it over with a sentence:

"Oh, Maoda, hello, what bothered you to call me personally, won't I give you a QQ to go back? Why waste this phone bill! ”

My Neighbor Totoro's majestic and magnetic voice instantly sounded:

"Oh, son~ Don't be spicy~ Listen to me, your "Bloodstained Country", there will be an on-site signing party in Beijing tomorrow! I'll tell you about it, you're ready, hehe. ”

My Neighbor Totoro's voice was so beautiful that I wiped the goosebumps on my face and quickly agreed.

Come on, since there is a signing party, then you must go, no matter how excessive, you must really respect the reader.

After that, I went to Beijing. (Great God, this is the Great God!) ）

Soon, the signing session began. (Worship, mortals!) ）

Oops, the venue was really crowded, thousands of readers and fans shouted my name there, and I couldn't hear the tsunami clearly, I just remember them shouting:

"Gongziming, I love you!"

"Gongziming, I want to be your daughter-in-law!"

I looked at the venue and automatically ignored these words, because all the people who came to the scene were men, and except for a few staff members, there were no beautiful women present.

Hmph, I want to pull this god into the water, just kidding.

There are cheers in the back, these few sentences are more normal, just listen:

"Gongzi Ming, I want to buy your book!"

"It's so expensive to stain the country with blood!"

How expensive? I looked at the physical version of "Bloodstained Country" in my hand, priced at 108 yuan, and I was angry at the time, and turned to the staff and said:

"What's going on? What's going on! Fans' money is not money? You don't sell books, you can just grab it! The price is so high, what do you make readers think of me! ”

The staff member, scratching his head, took the book and looked at it a few times, and said:

"It's not expensive."

I threw the book on the table and said:

"108 isn't expensive!"

The human:

"Huh? 108？ Childe, you read it wrong, it's obviously 1.08! ”

I looked, the next Olympics!

How can this work, but I am also a god, and it is an insult to me to sell it at such a low price.

After speaking, I wiped my hand on the book, and the price instantly became 10.8 yuan.

Everyone smiled with satisfaction.

The book signing began. I was just about to grab a pen to sign my autograph, and it suddenly occurred to me that I should hold a press conference first, because I am a god!

And so, the press conference began (don't mind, the setting of the great god is like this, you mortals can't understand it.) 233333）。

There was a female reporter (I don't know how to get in, so weird, very beautiful) was the first to speak:

"Gongziming, you are now a well-known fiction writer in China, I would like to ask, what did you feel during the process of writing this book?"

I cleared my throat and replied solemnly:

"Thank you for this beautiful reporter, my QQ number is 103***1075, welcome to discuss the plot of the novel together."

The beautiful reporter was very satisfied with this answer, and I saw that she was smiling happily.

At this time, a gay man stood up, pushed his glasses, and said:

"Excuse me, Childe, is there any other contact information besides QQ number?"

I coughed lightly and replied:

"In the process of writing the novel, first of all, I would like to thank my editor Totoro, who has always encouraged me, motivated me, and gave me a contract, as you know, signing a contract is very important for a writer and can give others great confidence and encouragement, so I am very grateful to Maoda, he is a good editor, a good person.

In addition, I want to thank the brothers and sisters in the group, Demon Cultivator, Meng Er, Xiao Xia, Lewd Monk, Pants, Qingjiu, Xiao Evil, Township Chief, Lingdan, Scholar, Xiaoyuan, Demi Red Leaves, Qianshui Han, Watermelon, Mushrooms, Moyi and many others, they have been encouraging me, motivating me, making me not give up, and other people have also been helping me, Antonye, Midnight Demon Wolf, Lin Hai Luowen, Chu Zhong, Literary Rookie, Sea Breeze, Shenshen, Nine Heavens Cold Sun, Rain Stone, Wind Cry and so on. There are so many people to thank that it's really hard to list them all, and it's not like favoritism, so I'm sorry here. ”

At this time, another beautiful reporter stood up and said:

"So what is the group number? Can we join? ”

I nodded and said:

"The group number is 371694006, and the group name is a novice group."

Having said all that, there should be applause here.

Bang bang bang bang

I was laughing happily when I suddenly felt an earthquake, and the panic was incessant, and I shouted:

"Stop, Earthquake!"

But before I finished shouting, I felt a burning pain on my face, and I barely opened my eyes, only to see my daughter-in-law glaring angrily:

"If you don't sleep at night, what do you shout! The ghost cried wolf and scared people to death, and beat me, don't sleep here tonight, old rules! ”

I said "oh", turned on the computer, found the keyboard, knelt on the space bar, used the space bar, typed eight pages of blank documents, and then I went to sleep on the couch.

Write and play.,If you think it's interesting.,You can leave a message.,I'll continue to write.。

In addition, the new book, "Bloodstained Rivers", ask for clicks, collection, thank you.

I wish you all a happy life and all the best.