323, it seems to be a misunderstanding [1/3]
Bian Xi saw what Sun Yu was thinking in a daze, and hurriedly said: "General Sun, you let Chen Zhi's sister, we really didn't want to harm you...... Woo...... If you don't believe me, you can do whatever you want to me. ”
Sun Yu was already a little shaken at this time, could it be that he really wronged a good person?
He ignored Bian Xi for the time being, and asked Chen Zhi to the little Lori: "Little sister, a good boy can't deceive people, you tell me, what are you doing here?" ”
Little Lori was afraid and said: "You bully Sister Bian Xi, I won't talk to you!" ”
Dizzy, aren't you talking to me? Sun Yu was sweating heavily, and Bian Xi next to him was also afraid that Sun Yu would hurt Chen Dao, so he hurriedly spoke: "Sister, if General Sun asks you, you will answer honestly, don't make him angry." ”
Little Lori glanced at Bian Xi and said to Sun Yu: "Okay, Sister Bian Xi wants me to answer your question, so I'll say it...... I'm here...... I'm here to find steamed buns to eat. ”
Sun Yu Khan!
When Little Lori talked about steamed buns, she forgot about being scared and angry, her eyes shone brightly, a smile rolled up on her face, and she said happily: "Sister Bian Xi said that there are distinguished guests coming today, so I want to have a wine banquet, and I will prepare a lot of delicious steamed buns, I am happy!" ”
Sun Yu: "......"
Mimi's Eyes: "......"
Sun Yu's heart couldn't help but think of a certain Lori who loves to eat buns, this ...... This steamed loli is completely the same surname as my steamed bun loli. No wonder...... No wonder Luo Guanzhong would write the two of them as one person, oh my God! If you want to say that such a steamed loli will come to harm me, I don't believe it myself.
Sun Yu asked again: "Little sister, what are those soldiers outside here for?" ”
Steamed Bun Lori grinned and said: "That's my white-eared soldier, I'm going to eat steamed buns, of course they want to protect me!" ”
Sun Yu asked unrelentingly, "Didn't you come to ambush someone?" ”
Mantou Lori tilted her head and asked stupidly, "What is the ambush?" Can you eat it? ”
Flutter, Sun Yu and Mimiyan vomited blood together.
There is no doubt at this time, such a loli is harmful, and I don't believe it if I die, Sun Yu turned his head and said to Bian Xihan: "Miss Bian...... Belch...... This one...... I seem to really blame you. ”
Bian Xi had been holding back her crying just now, but now when she heard Sun Yu admit her mistake, her tears couldn't hold back anymore, and she brushed the ground and flowed down her face, and after a while, she sprinkled her half-exposed shoulders with tears.
She sobbed, "You finally believe that we don't hurt you...... Woo...... Woo...... I'm so scared...... I'm afraid you'll do evil to me. ”
Sun Yu hurriedly helped her untie the chains on her body, and untied the belt wrapped around the steamed bun Lori.
Bian Xi cried as he lifted his shirt back on his shoulders, but a large piece of his clothes was torn, and he couldn't get it, and his shoulders were always exposed.
Sun Yu hurriedly took off his coat and handed it over, Bian Xi bit his lower lip and said, "I don't want your clothes, you are a villain...... Woo...... Because I used to worship you so much, and you actually treated me like this, I don't live anymore. ”
Sun Yu hurriedly apologized to her.
At this time, the steamed bun Lori could already move, but she didn't hold a grudge, and in an instant, she rushed to the table, turned out a steamed bun in the table full of wine and delicacies, and put it in her mouth with a smile and chewed it.
Steamed Bun Lori nibbled on two mouthfuls of steamed bread, and then grinned: "Sister Bian, don't cry!" Pack up and go on the road, didn't you say that after receiving the distinguished guest today, you will abandon this city and follow him with the soldiers? ”
Bian Xi sobbed twice and sighed: "Sister, let's not go with him, he is a big pervert, he actually takes off my clothes when we meet, and he wants to insult me......"
Sun Yu gasped, he understood what he said, it turned out that after Bian Xi and Chen Zhi planned to greet him, they led the crowd to abandon the city and follow him. Outcome...... I was reckless and made the girl cry. Originally, the two generals and thousands of soldiers were gone? No way!
Sun Yu has a head ten big, what should I do now? My brother has lost a lot now, it's all "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" that hurt me, and my brother doesn't believe in it anymore!
Sun Yu apologized again, drank and amused, and after a long time, he finally stopped Bian Xi's tears. But the girls used to look at Sun Yu with a look of admiration, but now they look at Sun Yu with strange eyes, no matter how they look at it, they look like they are looking at a pervert.
Sun Yu was so depressed that he couldn't do it, and he became a pervert for some reason, is it really wronged?
Mimi's eyes were secretly happy on the side, and she didn't help Sun Yu explain, allowing Sun Yu to be washed over and over again by the resentful eyes of the big girl, so that Sun Yu almost collapsed in the end.
The misunderstanding was solved, everyone sat down to eat, this time Bian Xisheng refused to get close to Sun Yu, sat far away from Sun Yu, and the meteor hammer that was originally hanging from his waist is now in his hand at any time, which is simply an ancient version of the anti-wolf technique.
After eating for a while, Sun Yu only felt bored, and couldn't help but say to Bian Xi: "Miss Bian, it's really my fault to blame you." But...... You received me with good food and drink, this matter can't be hidden from Dong Zhuo, you better follow me and flee to the south, leave you and Chen Zhi here, I don't worry! ”
Steamed Bun Lori smiled when she heard this: "Okay, go south, go south!" I heard that the south is warm, the grain is cooked twice a year, and steamed buns are everywhere. ”
This...... Who instilled this in you? Who said that the south is double cropped a year, and steamed buns are everywhere? Isn't this a pit Lori play?
Bian Xiqiao said to Sun Yu with an angry face: "I originally planned to go south with you, but you villain treated me like this, I didn't dare to go with you, what if you attacked me at night?" ”
When she said this, she trembled with anger, and as a result, the rag on her shoulder fell off again, revealing a white and lovely fragrant shoulder, and she quickly picked up the rag again and put it on her shoulder.
Faint to death, how can this be explained, Sun Yu said to Bian Xi with a sad face: "My aunt, I promise never to attack you at night, never to insult you again, come with me, our strength is too weak now, there is no life or death for Dong Zhuo, everyone's strength is precious, and you are also a very important force in our army." ”
Bian Xitie blushed and did not speak.
Steamed Bun Lori grinned and said: "You can write a guarantee, I did something bad to make Sister Bian angry, and I will write a guarantee, and Sister Bian won't be angry...... Last time, I also wrote one: "Guarantee to never go to the kitchen to steal steamed buns again". ”
plopped, Sun Yu and Mimiyan fell to the ground at the same time.
Get! Write a letter of guarantee, who called me such a tragedy, this time Chen Liu's decisive battle, my brother has seen the strength of Dong Zhuo and Mimiyan, with my current belongings, it is not enough for others to blow a breath, now as long as I can win the generals, I have to fight desperately.
What's more, the girl who was kind enough to receive me was tied up and touched and torn her clothes, this time it was too big, and writing a review or something is also the meaning of the application in the question.
Sun Yu asked Mantou Lori to get the four treasures of the study, and wrote in crooked handwriting: "Sun Yu remember: This time I blamed Miss Bian Xi and did a lot of things to be sorry for Miss Bian Xi." I was wrong! I promise: I will never be rude to Miss Bian Xi again, I will not attack at night, I will not be rude, I will not touch, I will not touch, I will not laugh...... When facing Miss Bian Xi, you must be a polite gentleman. ”
Steamed Bun Lori passed the guarantee to Bian Xi, she looked at it carefully for a long time, and the expression on her face finally softened a little. After reading it, she folded the guarantee and stuffed it into her arms, and then said with lingering palpitations: "I will keep this guarantee closely, if you violate it, I will announce it to the world, saying that you Sun Xun is really a shameless person...... Okay, now I promise to go south with Sister Chen and you! I haven't seen three Celestial Masters in many years, and I miss them too. ”
Sun Yu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and secretly thought: Huh, by mistake, I finally turned to two generals again. Speaking of which, the way she dealt with me was a bit like how I dealt with Tian Feng back then, and she also wrote a note to put it away, and threatened the other party with an announcement to the world, Khan! I haven't seen Zhang Jiao, Zhang Bao, and Zhang Liang for a long time, and I miss them a lot...... Uh, no, it should be Zhang Baiqi, Zhang Niujiao, and Zhang Mancheng.
After eating, there are monks to clean up the dishes and chopsticks.
Sun Yu planned to get up and go south, and Bian Xi picked up the Yellow Turban people in the city, and there were as many as 5,000. This is also a typical feature of the Yellow Turban Army, although our quality is not high, but we have a large number of people, even if all of them rush out with a dung spoon, it is very scary.
In addition to Bian Xi's 5,000 yellow scarves, there are also 1,000 white-eared soldiers led by Chen Zhi, this group of soldiers are also coarse linen clothes, with yellow scarves wrapped around their heads, the difference is that the two ears are inserted with white rabbit fur, which looks very much like two white ears.
Sun Yu didn't know that this was the world-famous white-eared soldier, and he didn't have any special feelings about this unit, but at this time, he took a closer look and found that this thousand people were completely different from the ordinary Yellow Turban Army, not only was it more imposing, but all of them were tall and big, and their arms were thick, and they knew that they were elite at a glance.
I don't know how can Mantou Lori be able to make such a thousand warriors become her subordinates, it seems that her martial arts skills are extraordinary, and my brother can't despise her just because she is an unreliable Mantou Lori.
Sun Yu's understanding of this world has become deeper and deeper, and he is no longer as rookie as he was when he first came.
After a little thought, he could guess that most of the martial arts skills of steamed bread Lori were a military skill "white ear". As for Bian Xi, it must be related to the meteor hammer, this girl is not famous in history, she should just be a red general.
At this moment, Sun Yu changed from a lonely man to a commander with 6,000 troops, which seemed to be the same.
Bian Xi was still a little afraid that Sun Yu would insult her, so she hid away from Sun Yu, but she told Sun Yu that she was willing to accept Sun Yu's command before she dodged. Steamed Bun Lori followed behind Bian Xi, holding the steamed bun in her hand and grinning and nibbling, which was really similar to Zhao Yun.
Sun Yu sighed and thought to himself: This brother not only has to flee to the south by himself, but also has to ensure that these people can pass safely together, there is a long way to go!
(To be continued)