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Liu Minghua doesn't care when the term "waiting for rabbits" was invented, he only knows that he can braise rabbit meat later.

However, the rabbit was a bit troublesome to deal with, and the two girls couldn't wait, so Liu Minghua decided to barbecue the scorpions, centipedes, and snakes first.

The scorpion that Miss Lan'er had caught after a lot of hard work was first on the barbecue. There are still a lot of branches on the cliff, and now it is not dark, and I am not afraid of making a fire to be seen by the grassland people.

Smelling the fragrance coming from the scorpion and centipede, and subconsciously swallowing saliva, Lan'er and Le'er had long forgotten what fear was.

"Brother Minghua, why don't you roast rabbits and snakes?" Le'er was in a hurry, so she deliberately found something to say.

"Hehe, the rabbit has to be skinned, it's more troublesome, wait for it to be dealt with. The snake is roasted now, and this snake can be eaten by a few wounded and sick people, which is a great supplement. Of course, you can't do without it! After Liu Minghua finished speaking, he dug a pit, curled the snake into the pit, and then pulled some dirt and gravel to cover the snake's body, and then piled some burning branches on it.

Le'er said strangely: "Brother Minghua, that's all?" ”

Lan'er also said: "Can this be cooked?" ”

Liu Minghua smiled: "Of course you can cook!" This kind of fire is slowly roasted, and after dozens of minutes, the snake is cooked. If grilled directly, some places may be half-cooked and some places may be burnt. ”

"I see? Are you a good cook? Lan'er looked at Liu Minghua and admired it more and more. The gentleman is far away from cooking, Liu Minghua's background is obviously not low, how can he cook?

"Proficient in cooking? Well, thanks for the compliment! If you don't say it, I forgot that I still have this advantage! Liu Minghua smiled, feeling that he could happily accept the word "proficient in cooking".

"Hey, gentleman, humble gentleman......" Lan'er saw Liu Minghua's unceremonious appearance, so she nodded.

"What gentleman, villain, saint...... Aren't all people? Liu Minghua ignored Lan'er. Liu Minghua is a modern person, and he is quite unimpressed with the ancient sages, gentlemen, and villains.

Lan'er was stunned and pointed at Liu Minghua and said, "You...... You can anger the saint to death! ”

"Here, eat, gag your mouth!" Liu Minghua peeled out the scorpion meat that Lan'er grabbed and stuffed it directly into Lan'er's mouth.

"Ahh......h Woo, it's delicious......" Lan'er, who was originally exclaiming, was quickly conquered by the delicacy of the scorpion.

"Brother Minghua is eccentric!" Xiao Le was not happy.

"Haha, of course Brother Minghua is biased, didn't you see me pick the biggest scorpion for you? See, this meat is much more than your sister's! Liu Minghua quickly made Le Er happy with a plump, fat, oily and shining scorpion.

Lan'er saw Le'er, who was not eating well, and said, "Le'er, slow food...... Well, Minghua, the gentleman said......"

Liu Minghua handed a fat centipede to Lan'er and said, "Dizzy, can't you stop your mouth if you have something delicious?" As for the gentleman, we'll talk about it after we eat the rabbit. ”

"Why?" Lan'er bit the centipede and said vaguely.

"Why? Now I'm afraid you'll throw up! Uh, what's the situation? I haven't eaten at all? Ignore me, I'm busy and silent! After Liu Minghua finished speaking, he became swept under Lan'er's white eyes. When the pig sees it, he will be so ashamed that he hides his face and runs away.

Lan'er and Le'er stopped talking in shock, they had never seen anyone in Datang eating so unscrupulously.

"Sister, don't say that I ......" Le'er suddenly clicked her teeth a few times, and then swept her mouth without any scruples. At the same time, he looked at Lan'er unconvinced, meaning: "Sister, you are strict, and you still say that I don't have a look?" Do you think Brother Minghua is good to eat like this? ”

Seeing Le'er like this, Lan'er was a little annoyed, and a little crying and laughing. With nothing to say, she could only turn her resentment into chewing power, and soon a small mountain of food scraps was piled up in front of her.

"Datang foodies are so cruel?" Seeing the hill, Liu Minghua, who took out the 21st century military kettle and wanted to drink water, froze.

"Thank you, brother, your mouth is so dry...... Le'er smiled and grabbed the kettle in Liu Minghua's hand, first praised the kettle for its exquisiteness, and then swallowed a few mouthfuls, quite a little girl's demeanor.

Liu Minghua opened his mouth: "This ...... That one...... Kettle ......"

Lan'er instantly turned into a female king, snatched the kettle that Le'er handed to Liu Minghua, and then took a few sips very elegantly, closed her eyes and savored it, and then opened her beautiful eyes and praised: "This pot is very good!" I am very happy! With that, the kettle magically disappeared into her dress.

"I'm not such a bully, am I?" In desperation, Liu Minghua untied the water bladder configured by the Datang soldiers, took a few sips of breath, and deliberately coughed a few times.

"Want a kettle? The gentleman said! Lan'er said proudly.

Liu Minghua said: "What's the hurry? We haven't eaten rabbits yet! I'm going to peel it! Liu Minghua actually wanted to give the military kettle to Lan'er and Le'er, and the two of them should pay more attention to hygiene. So he felt distressed that the kettle was naturally pretended.

Le'er said happily: "Okay, I'm going to eat rabbit meat!" I don't have enough to eat. ”

Lan'er suddenly shook her head and said, "Minghua, the gentleman is far away, this matter should be our woman." ”

Liu Minghua smiled bitterly: "It's not so particular, right?" I can't make food? Am I not barbecuing? ”

Lan'er still firmly took the rabbit in Liu Minghua's hand and said: "Minghua, you saved Li Gongzi and saved us, I want to cook a meal with my own hands to thank you!" I'll do it. ”

"So? Well, it's good to exercise your guts. After Liu Minghua finished speaking, he took out a military dagger and gave it to Lan'er, and then watched how Lan'er dealt with the rabbit.

Lan'er looked at the rabbit that had been killed, and stretched out the dagger to the rabbit's body with a ruthless heart. However, her hands trembled again and again, and she never dared to really fall.

It was a long time before she gritted her teeth and stabbed the military dagger down, and her eyes were closed.

"Sin, sin, little rabbit, don't blame me......" Lan'er was a little scared, and kept thinking about it. Le'er didn't dare to look at it for a long time, lying in Liu Minghua's arms.

At this time, Lan'er didn't dare to open her eyes, she felt the use of a military dagger to move on the rabbit's body, after the initial unbearable and scared, Lan'er slowly got used to it, and then slowly opened her eyes and began to carefully handle the rabbit. It's just that her hands are still trembling, and there have been several times when the military dagger didn't get on the rabbit, and almost got it on her own hand, which made Liu Minghua's heart tremble.

Lan'er is a weak woman, under the teaching of the saint, how can she do this kind of killing? But in order to cook a meal for Liu Minghua, this fairy as beautiful as Chang'e bravely picked up a butcher's knife to face this little rabbit?

Lan'er's affection moved Liu Minghua a little.

When she dealt with the rabbit, Lan'er was already sweating profusely, but she was also very accomplished now.

After that, under the guidance of Liu Minghua, Lan'er barbecued the rabbit with her own hands.

Not only barbecue, Liu Minghua also took an iron pot, poured a little precious water, put a little rabbit meat and some wild vegetables and mushrooms to cook together.

Cooking your own meals is the best! Looking at the rabbit barbecued by themselves and smelling the delicious rabbit soup, Lan'er and Le'er's saliva flooded again.

Lan'er was afraid that the rabbit would not be cooked, so she roasted it vigorously, and Le Er added branches one by one.

Liu Minghua saw that the rabbit was about to be scorched, so he smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, Lan'er, Le'er, the rabbit has been roasted and is ready to eat." Then bake and bake it and it will be mushy. That pot of soup is fine if it boils a little longer. ”

"Huh? Cooked? Then let's eat. This is my first time baking food, Minghua should not dislike it......" Lan'er was nervous and excited now.

Liu Minghua said: "How can you dislike it? Since it's Lan'er's first time cooking, I'll like it anyway. ”

Lan'er was very happy when she heard this, and then she clumsily made meat and soup.

Liu Minghua was not in a hurry, pulling the anxious Le'er and waiting patiently for Lan'er.

Lan'er cut off a piece of rabbit meat with a military dagger, and then put it on Liu Minghua's mouth like a treasure and said, "Minghua, please taste it!" ”

Liu Minghua was flattered and said: "Ah, the fairy personally serves, it's an honor!" Well, it tastes good! Le'er, what are you waiting for? ”

"Wow, I'm here too! Sister, I want rabbit meat! "Le'er can't wait for a long time.

Lan'er saw Liu Minghua and Le'er eating with their mouths full of oil, and she was full of a sense of accomplishment. Then she got moving.

After a while, Lan'er touched her stomach with satisfaction, and smiled at Liu Minghua: "Minghua, after the rabbit has eaten, if you want to retrieve your kettle, this gentleman's ......"

Liu Minghua smiled bitterly: "Hey, are you so anxious? Well, that's what you want to hear, and I don't care if you spit it out. In fact, being a gentleman will die a miserable death! ”

"Don't scare me! If you don't want to be a gentleman, do you have to be a villain? Lan'er is now in hot pursuit. She is ready to use Liu Minghua, who is a personal promise, to disdain the gentleman? That's a big deal.

"Gentleman? What is a gentleman? What's the use of being a gentleman? I won't say much, just one allusion! Liu Minghua wiped his mouth and prepared to speak.

"What's the allusion?" Lan'er is going to discuss the gentleman with Liu Minghua at length, who knows that Liu Minghua only wants to tell an allusion?

Liu Minghua said: "Confucius's proud disciple, Zilu, you know, right?" ”

"How can you not know?" Lan'er didn't have a good airway. Is Miss Ben knowledgeable?

Liu Minghua stood up and walked a few steps and said: "Zilu, during the war, the hat fell off, and he quickly asked for a truce...... Have you ever heard of this? ”

Lan'er's face changed, and she nodded thoughtfully.

Le Er was puzzled: "Why the truce? ”

Liu Minghua snorted: "Why? Because Zilu thinks that not wearing a hat is rude and ungentlemanly, he wants to temporarily stop fighting, wants to pick up the hat on the ground and put it on, and then everyone will go to war again! ”

"Huh? How pedantic is this man? "Zilu is worthy of being a saint disciple, and his glorious deeds thundered Xiao Le'er in an instant.

Lan'er shouted: "That's the wind of a gentleman!" Is it pedantic? But when Lan'er said this, her mind was uncertain.

Liu Minghua shrugged at Lan'er, nodded and said, "Well, indeed a gentleman!" But what about the fate of the gentleman? ”

"Don't speak! ...... "Lan'er immediately flew back, completely ignoring the water bottle that fell from her and was rolling. Her priority now is not to throw up.

"Huh? Why is my sister like this? Brother Minghua, what will happen to the gentleman's road? Le'er looked at Lan'er unbelievably unbelievable.

Liu Minghua glanced at the sunset, faced the fiery red sunset, and subconsciously touched Xiao Le'er's hair and said quietly: "End? The end is very yellow and violent! When the big gentleman bent down to pick up his hat, he was swarmed by the enemy - chopped into meat sauce! At this point, Confucius does not eat meat sauce! ”

"Huh? Meat? What? Accompanied by Xiao Le'er's ignorant children's voice, there was a cough of Lan'er drama that had the potential to fly down 3,000 feet not far away.

Liu Minghua was stunned: "Huh? What a poor delight! Haven't eaten bolognese? That's the kind of ...... Delicious minced meat mixed with soy sauce? You have to understand this, right? ”

"Uh......h Wow...... "Who says children are not sensible?" Le'er is a super sensible child. She saw that her sister was very lonely to vomit alone, so she consciously went to line up to vomit in a group!

Liu Minghua said softly: "Hey, although you can get used to spitting and spitting, don't vomit for so long!" Now food scarcity knows?

Lan'er, don't blame me, now, for the sake of these more than 300 people, I can't be a gentleman! As long as I can save you, don't talk about villains, even if I turn into a demon to kill thousands of demons, so what's the matter? ”

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