Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. A mental hospital is a place where there are people, and it is also a small river.

This Jianghu has recently been "crazy". Because in this Jianghu there was a secret organization -- the Gao "Crazy" Society. Honorary President Zhang Tian, Executive President A Zhu. Many people in the rivers and lakes -- all the recovered mentally ill people have joined the Gao "crazy" society (some of the mentally ill Zhang Tian has not been treated, the reason is unknown). The Gao "Crazy" Association first united the mentally ill and marched in the compound to petition, demanding that the "leader of the martial arts alliance," the dean, give everyone an improvement in food treatment.

There are a few staff members who don't know the current affairs who want to forcibly suppress them by force, but unfortunately there are too many capable people in the rivers and lakes now, and some of them who usually have bad appearances are repaired by everyone in turn. Some of the cases were particularly bad (mixing sand in the patient's meal, beating people with electricity at every turn, and even insulting beautiful female patients) were directly thrown out of the hospital wall by Azhu, and it is estimated that these people will not be able to walk upright for at least three months. After the "flying over the sea of people" incident, no one dared to "suppress" it for the time being.

In order to appease the anger of the patients, the dean of the "martial arts alliance" had to reluctantly cut his love - he allocated a part of the funds that did not belong to him to improve the food of the big guys - in the dean's heart, the money was his, and this mental hospital was his. This is the common trait of all greedy people, who take what does not belong to them as their own.

The first "sports meeting" of the Gao "crazy" association was a complete success, which greatly encouraged the enthusiasm of the members. Therefore, after the "crazy" wave of food passed, a new "madness" began on the rivers and lakes, and everyone asked the dean to enrich the spiritual life of the mentally ill and add books, music, musical instruments, and so on. This is going to cost the dean's life, and the dean is 110,000 reluctant. However, after hearing everyone's slogan "If you don't improve, you will be discharged", in order to keep the cash cow in the mental hospital, the director had to use his small treasury again to improve everyone's spiritual life. Then the third "crazy" in the rivers and lakes came again, and this time everyone kept asking the director to equip the patients with computers and Internet access. The dean found himself on the verge of going crazy, but thinking about the money he had made from patients in the past few years, after gritting a large front tooth, the dean bought a few computers for everyone with tears and blood.

Let's go back now and talk about why there are all these "crazy" on the rivers and lakes? It's actually quite simple. After experiencing the mental stimulation that ordinary people can't bear, everyone not only stimulates their inner special abilities; What's more important is that people live not in how much they have, but in what they can leave behind. Take some people who always like to compete with others and fight with others, compare and fight for a lifetime, and finally when they leave this world, they find that what everyone can consume in a lifetime is extremely limited. On the contrary, if you can have more experiences and experiences, realize your dreams and wishes, and leave many unforgettable and beautiful memories, then that life will be wonderful and fulfilling.

And everyone knows that after leaving here, there will be no more such experiences. Why not just live here happily for a while, and at the same time recharge yourself and learn more.

The dean didn't know that there weren't many real madmen in his mental hospital, in other words, he, the "alliance leader" of the rivers and lakes, was just an empty shelf.

In order to better play the purpose of serving everyone, after the members studied and discussed, they unanimously decided to take a big action. The commander-in-chief of this large-scale operation is Azhu, and the chief planner is Zhang Tian. The stimulus, the number of members responding, and the social impact of this action are unprecedented since the establishment of the hospital. Of course, this was kept secret until the operation officially began. If this secret is known to the "Martial Arts Alliance Master", he will consciously and voluntarily climb to the top of the highest building of the mental hospital to perform a free fall movement for everyone.

In order to paralyze the dean's attention, everyone was divided for a while. Just as it is darkest before dawn, it is especially quiet before a storm.

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Recently, the dean has been very dedicated to figuring out how to generate revenue from revenue and how to hold a press conference. Because of this, the dean can kill two birds with one stone, the first can taste the taste of being noticed by many people, although he watches TV and commercials by himself, and pays more attention to whether the star has a star appearance, and even whether the star has special marks or flaws on the star's face, and even the star's expression is also his imitation content, but as long as he is addicted to a TV star, let him drink a jar of vinegar without frowning and blinking; The second and key is to increase the income of the psychiatric hospital, which the dean has a sense of "selflessness", and the increase in the income of the psychiatric hospital is his income, and vice versa.

Another key aspect of the press conference was whether he could find a way to "cure" the mentally ill on the spot. When drowsy meets a pillow, the dean's dog-headed military advisor offers a clever plan to ensure that the press conference can be a complete success!

It's a pity that these thoughts of his have been grasped by Zhang Tian clearly, and the big action is aimed at his psychology!