Chapter 2 Buns and Women
"You talk about women all day long, and now that women are out, why don't you speak?" The road is far away.
Then everyone looked at him with shame again, and they could also see what those women in cheongsams were doing for a living, but they were really shy in their pockets, and the division commander said when they set off, our Sichuan army is going to resist Japan and save the country, not to mention the matter of military salaries, so now their pockets are much cleaner than their faces.
The monkey spirit scolded: "Lu Yuan, you are a dead deserter, if you don't speak, you will die?" ”
If you don't speak, you will definitely not die, but Lu Yuan knows that in this silent and depressing atmosphere, if you don't do something, you will definitely go crazy, he stood up anxiously and sneered: "Sometimes a lot of things, if you want to do it, you have to do it, just say that it's a top egg - isn't it a woman?" If any of you want it, I'll help you find one! ”
"Lu Yuan, don't disturb the people, if you are caught again, I won't be able to save you!"
Hu Lijun said hurriedly, he had a salary, but he had spent it all when he rescued Lu Yuan, and he didn't even leave it to his wife and children at home, at least that's what he said to the scumbags, when he said this, he looked at Lu Yuan deeply, and the meaning was very clear - your kid's performance, it is best to make Lao Tzu feel that he didn't spend those few oceans in vain.
"Company commander, don't listen to his bragging!"
The monkey spirit is afraid that the world will not be chaotic: "There is no one in the pocket, and I still want to find a woman, so I don't want to be kicked out like a flower child, so it's strange ......"
"This group of guys who have never tasted women are crazy every day, and they don't know who will survive this battle, so they should give them a chance not to live in vain, what do you say?"
Lu Yuan smiled at Hu Lijun and said, "Don't worry, you saved me, I won't cause you trouble!" ”
Hu Lijun looked at him, and then looked at the group of scum who had lived for more than ten or twenty years, and had almost no chance to enjoy anything in this era of internal and external troubles, and then silently let go of his hand.
Lu Yuan straightened up the non-existent military appearance, and strode towards the bewitching women in the parade wearing cheongsams and trying to show off their non-existent charm.
"There's a good show!"
A group of scum laughed heartlessly and stretched their necks, waiting to see Lu Yuan make a fool of themselves, they are always like this, not letting go of any opportunity to see people's jokes, but they never thought that they lived so humblely, it was like they were born to be deliberately teased by God, the purpose is to be laughed at.
With a tall posture and a heroic face, the wind and dust all over Lu Yuan's body reflected more of the vicissitudes of experience, rather than the almost moldy and rotten atmosphere carried by this group of muddy soldiers, so he seemed so out of place with everything around him that people couldn't help but look at him twice.
One of the women in the procession looked at him with bright eyes, as if the sun had suddenly appeared over the city that had been obscured by gunsmoke, and then she was dragged by the arm and dragged from the procession to the side of the road.
"Let go of me, what are you doing!"
The woman screamed lowly, a little angry, her previous good feelings swept away, and she felt offended - prostitutes also have dignity.
"We're going to fight devils, I don't know if we can come back alive......"
Lu Yuan stared into her eyes, and his voice was low and sad: "Many of us, from birth to the present, have never known what happiness is, and we haven't even eaten a few full meals, and now, we are going to die......"
In these words, there is a strong sadness of being fooled by life and fate but unable to resist, the woman looked at the tears flashing in his eyes, perhaps remembering his own life experience, the softest part of his heart was hit hard, his eyes began to redden, and he endured it so that he didn't cry.
"What's wrong? Did this stinky soldier bully you? ”
A woman's companion came, and waited dissatisfiedly for the long way, with some disdain.
"I'm fine, you guys go first, I'll come over right away......"
The woman stretched her companions apart, and then said in a trembling voice: "In this world, no one lives easily, why are you telling me this?" ”
"I know you do this to fill your stomach, and no one likes to do this......"
Lu Yuan choked up and said: "We just, we just don't want to die, we don't know what a woman looks like, but we don't have money, the division commander said that we should be soldiers and fight devils to protect our family and defend the country, and we should die, don't mention money...... Can you help me? ”
The woman's face turned red, and she instinctively wanted to refuse, but under the gaze of those eyes full of pity, and under the coercion of patriotic feelings, she couldn't say anything if she refused, and she was silent for a long time before pointing in one direction and whispering: "I live not far from there, you come with me......"
"No, it's not me!"
Lu Yuan grabbed her, pointed at the group of scum and said, "It's my brothers in robes, I am willing to give them this precious opportunity - which one you like, you choose!" ”
The woman was very disappointed, but in front of a group of dying people, she really didn't want to disappoint him, and she was moved that he was still thinking about his comrades at such a time, where did she say no?
Think of it as a contribution to the country, she thought so and came to the scum of the third company.
The scum was stunned, they didn't expect Lu Yuan to really lead a woman back.
One by one scrambled to get up from the ground, the monkey spirit was trembling with excitement, the acne on his face was red like a small lantern, Yang Zongman tried his best to straighten his waist as if he would always be rickety, Wang Zhugan tried to make his hemp stick-like figure look burly, everyone was doing their best to make themselves look more like a person.
Only the cow pimple was still staring at the woman's chest, and his hands were secretly gesturing, and he didn't know if he was comparing the woman's chest and the bun, or suddenly knew that it was a woman's organ.
The woman stretched out her hand, then grabbed the arm of the cow pimple and left, the reason is easy to understand - you have to pick a fresh radish to pick a fresh one.
"Hey, hey......"
Niu Pimple was a little panicked, turned around and screamed, and then found that everyone was staring at him with admiration, and suddenly he suddenly shut up and obediently followed the woman, he knew that if this group of veterans looked at someone with such eyes, it often meant that there was a advantage to take advantage of, but his blank look clearly showed that he didn't seem to know what was about to happen.
"How can she pick a fool?" The monkey was so anxious that he was about to cry.
Yang Zongman's face was full of disappointment but pretended not to care: "That's it, I've seen a lot......"
The rest of the people turned into mud again with Wang Zhugan, and slipped down with the corner of the wall, looking at the back of the cow pimple with admiration and muttering: "That baby doesn't know if it's okay, it's better to change my ......"
"Brother Yuan, find another one......
The monkey spirit begged unwillingly, at this moment he had completely lost his disdain and disgust for Lu Yuan, and his eyes were like looking at the savior.
"It's not that I won't help you, I really can't find someone more stupid and better to deceive than that woman......" Lu Yuan shrugged helplessly.
The monkey spirit stomped his feet in annoyance, and the scum laughed and scolded Lu Yuan: "If your baby gives birth to a son, you don't have an asshole, turn the people back and say that people are stupid!" ”
Lu Yuan also smiled, he found that this group of scum looked at him with intimacy, he knew why - a shameless deserter and a despicable villain, even if he was literate and good-looking, he was also a scum, they felt that they were looking at their own kind now.
"You kid can, I didn't misread you!"
Hu Lijun came over, patted him on the shoulder approvingly, and said, "My brothers are still good, as long as you are good to them, they will be kind to you with all their hearts, have you found out?" ”
Lu Yuan could only smile bitterly, he didn't want this group of scum to be good to him, because only in this way, when he watched them die one after another, he wouldn't be heartbroken.
"Hey, the pimple is so fast? Why are you back? After a while, Wang Zhugan suddenly screamed.
Everyone hurriedly looked up, and saw the cow pimple flying back, the old man with bulging cheeks couldn't stop rolling his eyes, and the dirty single clothes he covered were also bulging.
"Did you make it?"
The monkey spirit pounced, grabbed the pimple's shoulders and shook it violently.
"Say it, say it to everyone!"
The scum was so excited that they coaxed in unison, and their excited expressions were as if they had just eaten a big bowl of oily fat.
Yang Zongman snorted disdainfully: "He turtle, he must have wilted without touching the door, young man, I don't have experience-if it's me, hum!" ”
"Don't shake!"
These guys, who have been fascinated by women, can see it from afar, push the monkey spirit away, and take a kettle to pour a few mouthfuls of cow pimples, and this guy barely swallowed the stuff in his mouth.
"It's okay, you turtle eats alone, tell everyone a ha, it's good to be addicted to ears!" The monkey spirit was still screaming.
"It's done!"
The relieved cow pimple shouted happily: "Buns, big buns!"
"How big, is it so big?" The monkey spirit's eyes are shining.
Wang Zhugan questioned: "Where is it so big, I just saw it, that woman is dry, no breasts and no ass, and she is not easy!" ”
"It's not that big!"
Many scumbags spit and expressed their opinions, and it was very lively for a while.
"Buns!"
The cow pimple screamed excitedly, and as soon as his hand was released, seven or eight buns under his clothes fell to the ground, and he shouted excitedly: "Buns, big buns!" ”
The fat, round buns fell to the ground and rolled in the muddy water, which seemed to make everything in heaven and earth lose its color, like diamonds, dazzling......
All the sounds suddenly stopped, everyone's eyes stared straight at those buns, gastric juice rushed to the throat in an instant, saliva in the mouth increased the secretion at a geometric rate, and the gurgling sound in the stomach became one.
Niu Pimple's surname is Niu, his real name is unknown, this somewhat stupid half-grown child, he may have been the last chance to touch the woman, and exchanged it for a few buns in the woman's room - when he saw the buns, he hugged them and ran away.
The howl of the wolf sounded, and many scum pounced on the buns that had already rolled a few times on the mud like a vicious dog snatching, and when there was food, they immediately forgot about the woman.
"Damn, what are you robbing? I don't want to think about how I got this food back? ”
Hu Lijun broke out his official authority for the first time, the butt of the gun was slammed down, and the smashed scum screamed and fled, hugging all those mud-stained buns into his arms, and snorting coldly: "Who is not hungry? Everyone is hungry, eat some for one person, pad your stomach - Lu Yuan, you contribute the most, this piece is for you! ”
The mud on the bun was like butter on the bread, Lu Yuan frowned and shook his head: "I'm not hungry, give it to the brothers!" ”