Chapter 66: A gentleman's arrogance also depends on the performance of opportunities
"Ah, what, is it possible that the old body is wrong? Shimin, Xuanba and Pingping, all went into battle in person, and Pingping also shot the thief Yu Wending in Beishi with his own hands, what, isn't what the old body said right? Mrs. Dou was still laughing, but that smile reminded her son of Wu Zetian, who was sitting on the dragon chair, watching the minister's head cut off, and still talking and laughing without changing his face.
"This, Mrs. said laughing, in fact, ...... "What do you do if it is swollen?" Ancestors, you are a board, this son now wants to strangle Li Shimin or Li Xuanba or Li Yaoguang, not one of these three guys leaked, this son's name is written upside down.
"Do you think it's my child's old body?" Dou's words shocked Ben Gongzi again, could it be that this scheming beautiful old lady could not read minds?
"The generals around the old man's children are all sent by the old man, do you think, do they dare to hide such a thing?" Mrs. Dou didn't care about the strange eyes of her son, and chuckled to herself. The smile is full of indescribable confidence.
Hearing this, Ma Sanbao's seemingly harmless face flashed in my mind, this guy is very cunning and cunning, maybe he is one of the informers.
"Madam, in fact, this matter ......" I was wondering if I should find some reason, Dou Shi glanced at me and chuckled: "What, are you afraid that the old body will be angry with you?" ”
Hearing this, Ben Gongzi suddenly had a head [1] [Ben Read] Huangguoshu Waterfall Khan of the novel xstxt, what does this old lady mean by saying such things?
Take a look left and right, your sister's, this back garden is also a little too big, the left and right are full of flowers and trees, I don't know if anyone can hear if I want to call for help, I carefully lagged behind Dou's two positions, and said with a smile: "Little nephew don't dare, uh, little nephew's little arms and legs that are powerless, madam, you will ...... a lot."
"You, you, you're really treacherous like something, where is the slightest gentlemanly style of the eldest grandson in the past." Dou pointed at me angrily and funny, shook his head, and said. "Don't come here yet, otherwise, the old body will really unceremoniously clean you up."
Hearing this threat, Ben Gongzi could only walk to Mrs. Dou's side in a gray cat, and defended unwillingly: "Where is Madame, the gentleman's arrogance depends on the opportunity to perform, you can't always be there all the time, that kind of person, whoever sees him wants to beat him." ”
Dou's expression instantly became quite exciting, pointing at me, I didn't know what to say for a long time, the problem is that this son is just talking about things, but there is no nonsense. Whether in the 21st century or in ancient times, anyone can pretend to be 13, but it also depends on the situation, if you have to pretend at all times, such a person will not be struck by lightning, but will be cleaned up.
“…… You little guy, can you be serious, the old body said that you can't even say it, right? You've made the old body anxious, and you look good. In the end, Dou sneered and poked his finger on my head, a very familiar move, which is similar to my mother's yang finger.
These words choked me on the spot, speechless, and most importantly, after listening to the words of Li Shimin, who rubbed his ass and told the greatness and fierceness of his mother's mother, this son was very afraid that this beautiful and sexy, but violent Mrs. Dou would be furious.
Beaten by this old lady, this son can't find a place to cry, her husband is the future emperor of the Tang Dynasty, her son is also the future emperor of the Tang Dynasty, her force value must be more than eighty-five, at least it is not a problem to clean up guys like Li Shimin and Li Xuanba, not to mention this son who is good at intelligence and weak in force.
"Don't worry, as long as you don't go too far, the old body doesn't have time to beat children to play." Seeing that Ben Gongzi was holding his ass with a frightened look, Mrs. Dou stroked her forehead speechlessly and glanced at me. "You helped Liu Hongji, the old body knows, and you haven't asked the people for their trouble, can you still find you trouble?"
"Madame really understands the righteousness, and the little nephew is really a gentleman's belly with the heart of a villain, and he is ashamed." I smiled embarrassedly, and then bowed to Dou. "Madame's courage and strength are rare in the world, Madame's ......"
"Okay, don't give the old body a poor mouth." Mrs. Dou gave me another blank look. failed, it seems that Mrs. Dou is really shrewd, at least she was not stunned by my ** soup. can only honestly follow the Dou family forward.
"The old body really can't imagine that Wuji can actually come up with such a plan to kill birds with one stone, not only to help Liu Hongji get out of danger, but also to sweep away the thieves in Beishi, and actually let Yu Wenhua suffer a dumb loss, which is really amazing."
"Madame praised it, it's just a small plan, it's really not on the table. The little nephew and Brother Hongji are friends of the general horn, and they don't want him to be oppressed after all. "The longer I talk to Dou, the more I find that Dou is really shrewd, at least in my opinion, the heads of the three Li Shimin brothers and sisters may not be able to withstand this heroine in the middle of the women.
"Hehe, it is his blessing that the people of the world can have a brother like you." Mrs. Dou couldn't help but have a little more kindness in her eyes when she looked at me, and her voice softened a lot. "In that case, the old body doesn't care about your mistakes, but it's best not to have a next time, otherwise, be careful that the old body cleans you up on your mother's behalf." Hearing this, Ben Gongzi couldn't help but make up the scene of Li Shimin lying on the bench and being cleaned up by his mother with a big stick, and he couldn't help but shiver.
"Uh...... It must be certain, a woman like an aunt who is open-minded and can support her belly is really admired by the little nephew...... "Well, since the Dou family doesn't pursue our mistakes, it is naturally good, and the current situation is like a tide."
Although Ben Gongzi lacks the actual combat experience of filming women's sycophants, but before Ben Gongzi crossed, he was also a secretary-level figure, and the best thing is to look at people's faces, touch people's hearts, talk to people, and talk nonsense when they see ghosts. Otherwise, how can you do it smoothly and become a hardcore confidant of your superiors?
It seems that from ancient times to the present, although there may have been some differences due to the evolution of language, they are still generally the same, and the effect is not bad. At least Dou was quite happy to hear it, smiling all the way, and didn't think about how to pull my pigtails.
It's just that even if Dou is laughing, it still gives people a strong pressure, well, I think this Mrs. Li's aura is really strong anyway.