117 The Marriage of the Cow (15)
On the morning of the second day of the wedding, when the big cow couple got up, it was already three poles of sunrise. When people returned home to eat after their morning work, they saw the two of them cooking hot food and cooking smoke. Qin Zhongliang and Qin Ming walked over here while holding a bowl and eating. Sister-in-law Wang said: "Brother Da Niu, you slept comfortably in the house that everyone built for you last night, right?" The quilt is not like the above, it is said that if it slides to the ground, it will slide to the ground! ”
"Comfortable! Comfortable! Sister-in-law, you are from the past, of course you have a deep understanding! Da Niu replied with a pun on Sister-in-law's words.
Zhu Yan smiled sweetly, shyly faced, and put the hot dishes into the rice bowls of Sister-in-law Wang and Zhang Xiaomei, "You helped eat yesterday's leftovers, and I'll make new ones." ”
"That's it! Come on! I can't hold it in a bowl anymore! Sister-in-law Wang held the bowl in her left hand, pushed away the spoon of the bride Zhu Yan scooping vegetables with her right hand, and said, "If I really eat your leftovers, my stomach will become a bucket!" It's okay to know the way, saying that I can support it by eating vegetables, but if I don't know the situation of the road, I can say that I am pregnant with triplets or quadruplets! ”
"Ha Lu Ha!" "Ahh Zhang Xiaomei laughed so much that tears came out of her eyes, and said: "Sister-in-law Wang, you are really bold and not shy, you can say anything from your mouth!" If you really give birth to triplets and quadruplets, you and Brother Zhongliang will be tired to death as children in the future! ”
Zhongliang and Qin Ming didn't laugh out loud when they wanted to laugh, and stopped eating, and the bride Zhu Yan was even more embarrassed, so she covered her face with her hands and ran into the house.
"Silly! Big fool! I feel ashamed to say big bellies, small bellies, triplets, and quadruplets in front of several of us big men! I've only seen it straightforward, but I've never seen you so explicit and naked! Qin Ming said to Sister-in-law Wang.
"Don't pretend to be a gentleman! Qin Ming! When you and Zhang Xiaomei fell in love, they held their heads in broad daylight and made love mouth-to-mouth, and they were not afraid of being seen, are you afraid that you will make a fuss if I tell a joke? Barefaced! Can you say that you and Zhang Xiaomei have never done anything naked, naked? Sister-in-law Wang's unforgiving mouth was facing Qin Ming.
"What are you talking about, what are you pulling me on?" Zhang Xiaomei put down the dishes and chopsticks and pouted Sister-in-law Wang and said, "Fortunately, you said it today, if you say such a thing in front of the bride yesterday, the big cow will have to plug your mouth with a rag, don't smoke other people's daughters-in-law." ”
"Husband and wife in bed, gentleman under bed. It can only be acquiesced, not spoken. Anyway, that's the case between the two people, the newlywed Yan'er, the affection is long, who doesn't have a whisper, like glue and paint is difficult to separate, just the night is short and the day is long, the day is not remembered, and the pillow is sorry to say goodbye. Big bull, do you think that's the case? Sister-in-law Wang's words turned to Da Niu again.
"Yes! Be! My sister-in-law! You're really speaking from experience! I agree, okay! You usually eat less vinegar, and your mouth is full of vinegar, and it will smoke people to death! Da Niu replied to Wang's sister-in-law.
"That's it! Jokes can only be three or two sentences, and it will be meaningless to talk endlessly. Don't say that the more you are fat, the more you will pant endlessly! Qin Zhongliang glanced at his daughter-in-law and said.
"Is it excessive? I'm in control! Zhu Yan is a person who values love and righteousness, and if Brother Da Niu doesn't love her well and cherish her in the future, I won't agree! Don't eat the fruit and forget the tree. For the sake of you, the eldest sister even gave up the father-daughter relationship and mother-daughter relationship with her father, follow you, if you don't work hard in the future, live a good life, and let her suffer hardships, I will definitely not spare you! Sister-in-law Wang said to Da Niu, "Cherish it, brother!" It is difficult to choose a good woman in a hundred miles, and the women who love you are even rarer. Don't forget, people are the ones who throw you into your arms when you have nothing, and they are the couples who really share the ups and downs with you, and they don't want you to have any wealth! What people want is your honesty and kindness, your ability to endure hardships, and your sincere heart! Life is precious, and people's love for you is really impossible to measure with gold and silver! Brother, do it yourself! Walk! Zhang Xiaomei! Don't let the bride come out and say that we take other people's soft hands and eat people's mouths short! Let's go home and eat and work! ”
"It's a mix! What a fool! Qin Ming didn't allow it, she was in charge! A little sister, no matter how much you call Zhang Xiaomei, you can't share the same bed with you! Da Niu said to the departing sister-in-law Wang and Zhang Xiaomei.
"Not necessarily! When Zhongliang and Qin Ming are not at home, no one can interfere with us in the same bed, and no one will break the law! Sister-in-law Wang said humorously.
"Is homosexuality a crime or not? I'll go to the law firm to consult, and if you really break the law, I'll take someone to arrest the two of you and live in a dark room! Da Niu said to Sister-in-law Wang and Zhang Xiaomei, who had gone away.
"Stop messing with them! Hurry up and eat! Qin Zhongliang said, and left Da Niu's house with Qin Ming.