The corners of Shi Ji's mouth twitched twice, raised the wine glass in his hand, and winked at Li Xiang. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Drink, drink, if you don't get drunk today, you won't return!"

"Lord Li, please."

"General Shi, please."

Next, the house was full of spring, and the atmosphere suddenly became lively, and Shi Ji, who was guaranteed, was in a good mood, tore up the mask of hypocrisy, and hugged the woman next to him talking and laughing, showing her charm.

Li Xiang was very happy to see this, they are all like-minded people, and Shi Ji you come and go, and they talk very happily, and the two of them have the intention of seeing each other late. At this moment, there was a commotion downstairs, and the men's shouts were higher and higher. Li Xiang and the three of them were curious, so they came downstairs. I saw that all the prostitutes in the hall were screaming as if they had been beaten with chicken blood. Some people were so excited that they fainted directly.

Li Xiang and the others didn't know the situation, and said in their hearts that these people suddenly lost their hearts and went crazy. They glanced at each other and shook their heads with puzzled faces.

Li Daguan glanced around and saw that the old man and Bustard Wu's mother were talking to a woman. A wicked smile appeared on the corner of Wu Feiyun's mouth, and he slowly approached Mother Wu!

Li Xiang came behind Wu's mother with a wicked smile on his face, and stretched out his hand to reach out to Wu's mother.

"Ah...... What a bastard. The old lady wants to ...... "The old and bustard Wu's mother was furious, and she dared to do anything to her in this courtyard, and Tai Sui's head was tired of breaking ground."

When she turned around, she was surrounded by Wu Feiyun, a friend of the handsome rogue son. When it came to my mouth, I swallowed it back. Immediately changed to a smiling face.

"Yo, who am I? It turned out to be a little brother, how could I have time to find my sister. As she spoke, Mother Wu took the initiative to lean up, hugged Wu Feiyun's arm and said coquettishly.

"Let me ask you, why are these prostitutes so excited that they faint with the same excitement as if they had taken Viagra."

The old and bustard Wu Ma glanced at Li Xiang. "The Lotus Fairy is going to solve the problem, and whether or not you can get the favor of the fairy depends on your own ability."

"Oh, I see." Li Xiang suddenly realized, but he disagreed with the Lotus Fairy's approach, if you sell meat, you will sell your meat well, and the customer is God.

A little girl came out of nowhere, holding a piece of paper in her hand, and the reason written on the paper should be the title of the Lotus Fairy today.

In the hall, there were inevitably some old prostitutes who often patronized the Xiaoxiao Building, and when they saw the little girl, they exclaimed: "It's Miss Qingyue, he is the personal maid of the Lotus Fairy." ”

Everyone focused their eyes on the little girl named Qingyue, and Li Xiang and the others were no exception. I saw Qingyue hand the paper in his hand to a turtle man.

The turtle boy respectfully took the note, opened it, and shouted at the male duck's throat: "The topic of the Lotus Fairy today is...... Be...... Saying that, the turtle wiped a handful of sweat, and today's topic is ~ Who is Mi Ta Niang! ”

As soon as these words came out, the hall was silent, and everyone was stunned, as if time had stopped at this moment. Usually the Lotus Fairy has some poetry titles, anagrams, couplets and so on. Today, there was a topic that made everyone scratch their heads, how could everyone not be surprised. The Lotus Fairy knew Li Xiang's talent, and the production of some poetry couplets was nothing more than playing into his arms, so the sword went sideways, and there was a sharp turn in the brain, deliberately humiliating Li Dacai's arrogance.

I thought what the hell was going on? If you make a sharp turn in your brain, you will become a fairy, if so, then wouldn't I become the Jade Emperor, Li Xiang thought to himself.

Shi Ji hurriedly looked around for Li Daguan, and it was up to him to see if he could ride the fairy today. When he saw Li Xiang hugging the brothel old man and the bustard, he hurriedly ran over.

"Li Xiang, how is it, have you thought of it?"

"Cut ~ little ks," Li Xiang said with a smile.

"Little ks, what do you mean?" Shi Ji didn't understand, so he hurriedly asked.

What's that~ It's sprinkling water and drizzle! ”

Li Xiang was ashamed to speak out, which aroused the dissatisfaction of the old man and Bustard Wu's mother. smiled contemptuously and said: "The Lotus Fairy is not an ordinary person, and even the champion can't answer the question he asked." ”

"I'm not convinced, I'll let you see my son's talents." As he spoke, Li Xiang muttered triumphantly in Shi Ji's ear.

Shi Ji frowned when he heard this, but then he got another face, and the folds of his face were squeezed together, and Li Xiang, who was laughing, panicked.

Shi Jile blossomed, ran to the turtle who reported the topic, stood on the platform, waved his big hand, and signaled everyone to be quiet.

Everyone in the audience was curious and looked at this big and three rough person. Some self-proclaimed talents gloated one by one, as if they were watching Shi Ji's jokes. In the middle of the hall, a very handsome young man quietly watched everything.

"Xiao'er, tell Honglian that the bastard guessed the answer, but he told the answer to others and let her deal with it herself." The peerless beauty of the entourage behind him commanded.

"Yes, miss." The servant named Xiao'er answered and quietly walked to the second floor.

"Ahem! Micher is...... Flower. Shi Ji said arrogantly.

As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar in the audience, and there were many discussions, and this rice and flowers could not be pulled together, and this answer made everyone puzzled.

"Hey~ I said you're a big guy, this flower has nothing to do with rice, you're drinking high!" A rich second generation in luxurious clothes shouted.

As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed and pointed at Shi Jibi. In normal times, Shi Ji would have rushed up and beaten up these people who dared to make fun of him. But today is different, the time to show off the literary brilliance has come, Shi Ji and the flowers that he waited for this day are all grateful, the emperor pays off, and Shi Ji's spring is finally here.

Shi Ji raised his hand and waved it, signaling the noisy crowd to be quiet. coughed his throat and said loudly: "Everyone has eaten peanuts, haha, do you understand." Idiots! ”

Everyone was stunned, wasn't it? Peanuts, peanuts, that's the. Everyone suddenly realized, and slapped their heads vigorously, looking at them one by one and regretting it.

Shi Ji didn't care so much, pointed to the turtle and asked, "What about the fairy." What about General Ben's fairy? Take my son with me. ”

Shi Ji was so excited that he couldn't find the north. Of course, there are many court officials in the hall, who recognized Shi Ji early on, but most of the people who came here for recreation were civil officials, and some officials wanted to see Shi Ji's jokes, but they didn't expect that the war general who was dancing with guns and sticks could guess the title of the famous Lotus Fairy in the capital, which can be regarded as shocking.

Gui Gong was stunned when he heard this, and said in his heart that this old man is a general, obediently, and now Hanxiaolou will be popular all over the country. Thinking of this, the turtle duke diligently led the way in front.

Li Xiang watched the high-spirited Shi Ji enter the cave room, and said in his heart, it's good to enter, it's good to enter, you are worshipping in the kiln!

Shi Jile bared his teeth and came to the Lotus Fairy's wing, his hands trembling with excitement. The heart said that after tonight, when he went to court tomorrow, Lao Tzu would show off in front of those civil officials for a while, disgusting them to death. (To be continued.) )