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The sky was covered with dark clouds, like splashing ink, and the air seemed to have frozen, and there was still not a trace of wind. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

In the side room, Wu Zhao was already drunk and lying at the table. Seeing that he was so invincible, Liu Shoubei grinned, revealing a mouthful of sparse yellow teeth, and said with a smile: "It's so cowardly, but it's okay, save me effort." "Looking at the drunken Mr. Wu again, Liu Shoubei's saliva is about to stay, the smugness and unbearable in his heart...... Don't mention it.

But he is a middle-aged veteran after all, and he is not as eager as the hairy boy. Anyway, the prey is already in hand, and there is no hurry to make further moves. Repelled the servants, took out the treasured tiger whip ginseng wine from the cabinet behind him, poured a cup and drank it, and held an oily hoof, and tore it up.

Although he looked like an old bird, Liu Shoubei was an enthusiastic guy after all, how could he bear to make Mr. Wu wait for a long time. Three times five divided by two, he wiped out a hoof, seven seven eighty-eight, and drank seven or eight cups of tiger bone wine one after another, filling his stomach and igniting his blood.

Patting his belly with satisfaction, Liu Shoubei got up tremblingly, walked to Wu Zhao's side, stretched out his greasy hand, held up his face, and looked at it carefully. Xu was drunk, and Mr. Wu's pale face looked much better. The white is translucent and red, and it feels a little pink to the touch, which makes Liu Shoubei love it, and rubs it repeatedly with his rough palm...... Sharpen Wu Zhao's cheeks brighter and brighter...... Probably because of the oil.

Touching it, the saliva stayed, and Liu Shoubei, who looked like a pig, wiped the hara on his mouth, scratched his head and smiled: "It's really enjoyable, this time it's definitely better than the previous one!" He could no longer hold back the raging fire in his heart. Bending down and hugging Wu Zhao horizontally, while looking at it for a long time, he couldn't help but sniff his head and face with his nose of rosacea, until he couldn't breathe, he raised his head and said: "***, the smell of wine is so heavy......"

Having said that, he still couldn't let go of Wu Zhao, and carried him to the big bed and put him down carefully. It looked like a bride holding herself. Cherish more and cherish more.

Liu Shoubei put Wu Zhao on the bed and took off his clothes extremely skillfully, obviously an old-timer who was good at understanding people's clothes.

Wu Zhao's naked body was revealed in front of Liu Shoubei. Carefully looking at his white naked body, Liu Shoubei tasted it loudly: "It's really fine skin and tender meat...... said that he turned his body over, carefully examined it, and couldn't hide his shock: "I can't imagine that there is such a smooth-skinned middle-aged person in the world, except for today's whip marks, there is no scar!" I couldn't help but be scared. Ask yourself: If you break it, isn't it a tyrannical thing? Where do I go from to the second one?

But I really couldn't hold back the itch of seeing Hunting Xinxi, and I struggled with my thoughts for a long time. He still decided that it was better to choose a day than to hit the sun. That's it for now!

The idea was certain, Liu Shoubei no longer hesitated, he dragged out a wooden barrel with a pine smell from under the bed, poured some hot water into it, reached in and tested the temperature, and was really burned. He blew air on his hand and scooped a scoop of cold water into it.

After adjusting the temperature of the water in the barrel, he dragged out a large box from under the bed, opened it and took out a piece of white cotton cloth. Put it in water and soak it. twisted it, and actually began to wipe Wu Zhao's body. The movements are surprisingly meticulous. Even the birds are not spared.

After wiping Wu Zhao's whole body clean, he took out a delicate small iron box from the box, opened the box, and inside was something like white paste. After taking some and rubbing it in his hand, Liu Shoubei evenly smeared it all over Mr. Wu's body, and even the bird did not let go.

After completing this process, Liu Shoubei took out the third thing from his treasure chest, which was a sharp razor, and skillfully shaved Wu Zhao's body hair on his white foam...... When he joined the army twenty years ago, he joined the Huotou Army, and what he did was to shave pigs and cows. Although it is not as good as cooking, it is also very familiar, and after a while, Wu Zhaodi's hair, beard, eyebrows, leg hair, sweat hair, and armpit hair will be ...... It was shaved cleanly, and even the birds were not spared.

After scrubbing it with a damp cloth again, Brother Wu Zhao's whole body was as white and smooth as a shelled egg, and Liu Shoubei was so happy that he looked at it and touched it.

It took a long time to remember what was going on, Liu Shoubei took out a small rectangular box from the box, opened it and took out a very fine paintbrush, and then took out seven or eight bottles and cans, and put them in front of him, which were dyes of different colors.

Holding a pen hanging on the dye jar, Liu Shoubei began to think with a sad face......

As the saying goes, people can't look good, and the sea can't fight, who knows that Liu Shoubei, who looks rude and unliterate, is a family heirloom New Year's painting artist. He began his studies at the age of eight, and finally mastered the art before joining the army, and many years later reinvented it into a human New Year painting

The only bad thing is that he has limited ink in his stomach, and he can only draw traditional styles such as spring cow pictures, year dynasty pictures, Jiasui pictures, and play baby pictures, and he can't improvise. It's a so-called idea, but it's just a permutation and combination of styles in your head.

Fortunately, Liu Shoubei was a simple person, he held his cheeks and pondered for a while, then finalized the composition and began to paint on Wu Zhao. Although he doesn't know new tricks, he is better at familiarizing the old camp with his chest, and after a while, he will paint Wu Zhaobai's tender body full of flowers and flowers.

If you look closely, there are as many as seven large and small animals, either lively or cute...... It is the green dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, the old cow on the waist, the dragon head on the chest, a big mouse in the middle, and a pair of mandarin ducks on the belly!

This is called drawing, first with lines as the base, and then like carving.

Pulled out a pure steel hundred-forged knife, and meticulously compared and depicted it. One hand is carving, and the other hand is not idle. I saw him with a paintbrush in his left hand. Fill different dyes into the ground carved out by the knife, so that it can not only color, but also stop bleeding, which is really a dual-purpose.

His technique is extremely pure, and his speed is also extremely fast, and he has completed most of the ...... in less than an hour

At this moment, the heavens and the earth suddenly brightened as day. Then there was a muffled thunderclap. As soon as Liu Shoubei was frightened, the carving knife fell to the ground.

The sound of crackling rain began......

"My lord, it's raining!" There was a loud sound of footsteps outside the door, followed by someone shouting, "Our yard is still full of rice!" ”

Liu Shoubei suddenly struggled out of the art world, and scolded angrily: "It's not early or late, it's raining at this time!" Reluctantly, he put down the carving knife, put the woman's clothes on Wu Zhao's body, and got up angrily and walked out...... Personal hobbies are important though. But the errand was broken, and there was no chance to play again, and the gate suddenly opened, and the sound of wind and rain rushed in with the smell of dampness. Liu Shoubei took the coat handed over by his subordinates. Said angrily: "What are you still doing in a daze? Wake up all those pigs! "His men hurried down to give the order.

"It's unlucky!" Liu Shoubei tightened the collar of his robe, scolded angrily, and strode into the rain. In the huge hall, only Wu Zhao, who was surrounded by jade and flowers, was left lying there......

"It's raining!" The guards rushed in with torches, and howled silently: "Get up quickly, and collect the food in the yard!" ”

The prisoners of war who had worked all day were sleepy and slept like dead pigs.

The burning guard suddenly became furious, and screamed, "Tear down the shop!" Get up! While slashing his head and covering his face with a wooden stick with an iron hoop: "Damn! Still lying. Pigs! ”

Follow this powerful shouting and beating. The air, which was filled with the smell of sweat, feces, and moisture, soon stirred like a stirred honeycomb. Yawn. Sighing, shouting, looking for clothes, wearing the wrong shoes, stepping on other people's shoes indiscriminately, messing around, chickens and dogs jumping.

"Don't wear it, you can't kill you Qin beasts!" drove out the prisoners like ducks, and did not forget to threaten "Rush away a grain of food, and don't want to eat for three days!" ”

Half-naked, even naked, prisoners of war were carried to the courtyard at the east end of the village by guards in their robes, and bundles of rice waiting to be harvested were carried to the warehouse at the west end of the village......

The rain became heavier and heavier, and soon it was pouring so hard that the prisoners of war could not open their eyes at all. Carrying a bundle of rice on his back stumbled in the rain, and from time to time someone fell like a dumpling, and he couldn't get up again.

Although the guards around him were wearing robes, they couldn't see the scene seven feet away, so they could only dance and scratch their sticks, shouting silently in the rain: "!" Don't want to eat without a grain of food! "The scene was as chaotic as a thousand ducks going down the river.

In the heavy rain, one of the captives moved his mind, leaned unconsciously to the side of the road, threw the rice bundle on the ground, and ran out of the village...... Although they could not inform each other without prior consultation and in the midst of the storm, as if they had a heart, more and more prisoners were thrown into the rice bales and ran away, and they all had the same thoughts: even if they escaped, they were unfamiliar with life, but it was better to be exhausted, starved, and tortured here!

With a click, another flash of lightning streaked across the sky, illuminating the dark night sky and revealing the figures who fled in the night!

"The prisoner has escaped!" The sharp-eyed guard screamed in shock.

The guards hurried to chase after them, but the chaos was out of control, and all the captives threw down their bales of rice and began to flee in all directions! After the thunder, darkness fell again, and the heavens and the earth were once again covered by a curtain of rain.

The Qi guards, who had lost their target, were deeply frightened by the chaotic situation, and raised their sticks, drew their waist knives, and beat and cut down when they saw people, as long as they did not wear robes, they would all be attacked.

This kind of inward-looking bravado was quickly noticed by the fierce Qin captives, and they suddenly realized that this was definitely a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

"It's the other way around! It's the other way around! The brethren are reversed! ”