Chapter Seventy-Six: The Faint Spirit Emperor
"Congratulations to the lord, congratulations to the lord, I have a humble heart, I want the prestige of the ancestors, and I still need to marry a daughter and reconcile, but I am not as good as the lord!" Back in the back hall, Guo Jia came over to congratulate him, and Guo Jia also knew that I didn't take Dahan to heart at all, so I was blunt.
"Thanks to the strategy of the military division and the soldiers to the death, there is today's victory, all of them are indispensable, when the class teacher returns to Zhuo County, we must be rewarded for meritorious deeds! Reward the three armies and celebrate three days! When the situation is stable, Guan Yuchen will come back, that is, the class teacher will return to Zhuo County! ”
"The lord is wise!" Guo Jia complimented.
"Lord, Jia has a word, but I don't know whether to say it or not!" Guo Jia saw that I was going to sleep again, and said busily.
"Oh? Has Feng Xiao stayed with a woman for a long time, and his temper has changed, if you have something to say, let's say it directly, mother-in-law and mother are not good! I joked with a laugh.
"Lord, now the lord's army has quelled the rebellion on the Youzhou frontier, which is really a great feat, Jiaqi wants to ask the lord to go to the court to ask for a reward. In addition, Ling Kebineng also came to the table, talking about the rebellion on the frontier and the heart of surrendering to the Han Dynasty, in order to seek circumstantial evidence. ”
"Oh? Why, do you know, now the Holy God has nothing to reward me, no need to toss anymore, I only do things for ourselves, I don't care about other people's eyes, no need, no need! I shook my head again and again and said disdainfully.
Although the lord ignored the court's reward, it does not represent the eyes of the world, the reason why Yuan Shao is famous in the world is the utility of his name of the fourth and third princes, and people like this abound. This time, it is the time to raise the prestige of the lord, the lord is now shallow, and his talents are very lacking. Although the Han is gradually decaying, the rest of the prestige is still there, the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, and sometimes, a false name will bring infinite benefits! I hope the lord will think twice! ”
I thought about it carefully, and that's really the reason! People say that Yuan Shao is scheming and undecisive, and he is not the master, but he is a good city, and there are countless people who come and go; Moreover, there is Cao Cao, who stabbed Dong alone, became famous in the world, and the followers gathered "The world is burdened by false fame, since the reputation is so easy to use, it is good, according to the meaning of filial piety, this matter, you can handle it on my behalf with full authority!" ”
"Obey the Lord's orders!" Guo Jia is also happy, this stupid fat man doesn't worry about anything, he doesn't want such a good opportunity to become famous. So far, I'm the only one who has come up with advice, so I don't have time to find Xiaohong. Now if you do it yourself, you must make him famous all over the world, in the past, those were just the credit of removing the yellow scarf, who would care about the literati and military generals to take refuge.
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In the fourth year of Zhongping (187 AD), Emperor Ling of Han built another thousand houses in the West Garden. Green moss was collected and covered on the steps, drawing water around the thresholds and circulating everywhere. The canal water is planted with the lotus flower that the southern country offers, the flower is as big as the cover, more than one zhang high, the lotus leaf is rolled up in the night and the day, and there are four lotus clusters in one stem, which is called "night Shu lotus". And because this lotus leaves only unfold after the moon comes out, the moon god is famous for Shu, so he calls it "Wangshuhe" again. In this fairyland-like garden, Emperor Ling of Han ordered the palace ladies to strip naked and frolic and chase. Sometimes he himself was happy, and he took off his clothes and mingled with them. Therefore, he gave this garden the name "Naked Pavilion".
When summer came, Emperor Ling chose a palace maid with skin like jade and a light body to row a boat and sway in the canal. Sometimes in the middle of summer, he also ordered someone to sink the boat in the water to watch the jade-like gorgeous skin of the ** palace ladies who fell in the water. These palace maids are all over 14 years old and under 18 years old, and they are in their youth, and they are as enchanting as flowers. Emperor Han Ling watched them carry heavy loads and floats, and Yingge Yanyu was noisy, so he naturally had a big heart, and he couldn't help but go into the water to "swim naked" with them. He also asked the palace maids to play the song "Seven Words of Investment" to attract cool air, so the warblers and swallows tasted silk and bamboo, and the manqu sang lightly:
The cool breeze rises and the sun shines on the canal, the green lotus day and the leaves are comfortable at night, but the day is not enough to have more than fun, the clear silk flow pipe sings and the jade, the millennium long live the joy is difficult to surpass the spirit emperor and the palace maid often drink and have fun in the naked tour hall, often all night long. In order to let himself know the time, he built a chicken crow hall on the north side of the naked tour hall, which was stocked with many roosters, and planned to determine the time through the rooster crow. But where did the inner servants around Emperor Ling want the emperor to give up the amusement so quickly, so they scrambled to learn the true sound of the rooster crow, so that when the Emperor Ling heard the rooster crow again, he didn't know who made it. Emperor Ling of Han drank all night, dazed, and drunk unconscious, and the court's chamberlain threw a large candle at His Highness to wake him up from his dream. is so drunk and dreaming of death, I'm afraid that even the tyrant Shang King will have to bow down!
And Emperor Han Ling's style is also jaw-dropping, he ordered all the concubines and palace maids in the palace to wear open crotch pants, and they don't wear anything inside, in order to be fortunate and convenient, just press it down, otherwise you have to loosen your clothes and untie them, wouldn't it sweep Longxing? Emperor Ling's great Confucian Zheng Xuan at the same time once said in the note of "Zhou Li" that the emperor would be upside down with these 121 women in just half a month. It seems that this task is really arduous, and the emperor has to do his best!
One day, the emperor was drinking and feasting with the ten permanent servants in the back garden, and he didn't want to consult the doctor Liu Tao, so he went straight to the Lingdi banquet and cried.
Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty was not named, so he asked why. Liu Tao said: "The world is already in danger, Your Majesty is still drinking with the eunuchs!" ”
When Emperor Ling heard this, he was shocked, wasn't the Yellow Turban Rebellion pacified? He asked anxiously: "The country is a peaceful image, what is the danger?" ”
"The whole country has been full of thieves, and there are many people who have plundered states and counties. However, the disasters are all caused by the ten permanent servants selling officials and harming the people, and bullying the king. The loyal ministers and wise men of the court are gone, and the disaster is already in the present! ”
When the ten permanent servants heard this, they were all annoyed, so they all took off their crowns, knelt down in front of Emperor Ling, and said: "Your Majesty, since the ministers do not allow me to wait now, the ministers cannot live!" May the beggars return to the fields, and give all their possessions to help the army. He cried bitterly as he spoke.
Seeing the sorrow of his suffering, Emperor Ling couldn't bear it, so he shouted angrily to Liu Tao: "There are also people in your family who are close to you, how can you not tolerate me?" "Summoned the guards and ordered them to push them out and behead them.
Seeing this, Liu Tao shouted angrily: "One of the ministers, it's not a pity to die!" Pity my Han family, more than 400 years, so far it has been rested! ”
The guards pushed Liu Tao outside the noon gate, and just about to be executed, suddenly a minister shouted loudly, "Be merciful under the knife, don't do it, wait until I see Your Majesty before making judgments!" "Everyone went looking for prestige, but it was Situ Wang Yun.
Wang Yun persuaded the guards to stop for a while, and hurriedly went straight into the palace to see Emperor Ling, and said politely, "What crime can Liu Zhiyi be punished for?" ”
Emperor Ling's anger did not subside, so he didn't give Wang Yun a good face, and said coldly: "He slandered my close ministers Zhang Rang and others, and offended my dragon power." ”
Wang Yun twisted his eyebrows, but said bluntly: "I think of me in the Han world, all the people, all of them want to eat the meat of the ten permanent servants, but Your Majesty respects him like a parent, and he has no merit, but he is all a marquis; What's more, when the Yellow Turban was in turmoil, Feng Zhen and others colluded with the Yellow Turbans to create civil strife: Your Majesty is not introspective now, and the safety of the society can be guaranteed! ”
Emperor Ling said angrily: "Feng Yu is in turmoil, and the investigation of the matter is still not very clear. Among the ten permanent servants, is there not one or two loyal ministers? ”
Wang Yun hit his head on the steps and died. Emperor Ling was furious and ordered the guards to put him in prison with Liu Tao.