Chapter 182 Huang Liang wakes up from a dream with soy sauce bibimbap

When Qin Lei personally pinned the silver inlaid tassel on behalf of the captain for him, Chu Qianjun fell straight on his back, but fortunately, the black-clothed guard behind him had already seen that he had relied on his spirit to support him until now, and he had long been prepared for him to fall.

The two black-clothed guards caught him and checked his breathing and pulse, and then reported to Qin Leiyu: "Lord Yu, he lost too much blood and was overtired, and he fainted. ”

Qin Lei bowed his head and said, "Send it back to the camp and let Zhang Sigou accompany you to take care of it." ”

In this way, the two white-robed generals under Qin Lei's command both lay on the hospital bed. The secret contest between the two has also come to an end for the time being.

Just from the official record in the merit book, Bo rewarded Saiyang Baili to pursue the defeated army, beheaded hundreds of people can not be counted, and should be credited once; Breaking the enemy and breaking the siege of Xiangyang Lake, taking the head of the enemy chief among the ten thousand armies, should be recorded as a great merit; On the day of the general attack of the Maitreya army, he led his troops to attack brazenly, and the whole army was beheaded by more than 1,000, and he himself also had hundreds of killings, which can be recorded once.

And Chu Qianjun took the lead, broke the enemy's resistance in Maicheng, beheaded nearly 100 people, and could be recorded once; In the battle of Xiangyang Lake, the first is the forward, invincible, the pillar of the guard, stable as Mount Tai, is the key to the battle array, and it should be recorded once; As for chasing and killing more than 10,000 defeated enemies overnight and taking a pair of enemy chieftains, it is naturally a great achievement.

Both of them are a big merit and two merits, and they are tied. From the senses of the sergeants, those who have seen the head of the enemy chief in the 10,000-strong army of Bo Xianyang all bow down to his domineering spirit; And those who saw Chu Qianjun return with blood and hold a pair of heads high were all impressed by his gall.

Therefore, whether it is from the official record or the reputation among the soldiers, the two can be said to be evenly divided, regardless of the differences, and can only wait for the next time.

Qin Lei was chattering about these easy topics that entertained others and entertained himself, but Gongliangyu in Xiangyang Mansion couldn't eat.

On that day, Prime Minister Hu Cheng finally borrowed the Shannan Sect and expelled the crowd gathered outside the palace. It was a good thing, but those Shannan bandits surrounded Gong Liangyu's 'palace' under the pretext of preventing the rebellious people from causing trouble again, and even put him under house arrest.

Moreover, no one was allowed to enter or leave, and the cart delivering rice and grain was also detained by them, and there was no supply in the palace for ten days. On such a hot day, vegetables, meat, eggs and the like naturally can't stay overnight, so since six days ago, his daily imperial meal is white rice and pickles, and pickles and rice.

After eating for four days, he finally couldn't eat anymore, put down his chopsticks, and said depressedly: "I want to eat egg fried rice......"

The little palace maid who was waiting on the side comforted Wen Yan: "Your Majesty, after two days, the vegetables will be brought in, and you will have everything you want to eat, so you can make do with it first." ”

Emperor Shenwu was not happy, slapped the table hard, and said sharply: "I am the Son of Heaven, there are four seas, and under the whole world, all are my land!" I am the richest man in the world, how can I eat...... What about eating pickles? ”

Recently, he has often had intermittent seizures like this, and the little palace maid is also used to seeing it, so she said unhurriedly: "Your Majesty tasted it in the early years, the real dragon is ever-changing, there are both dragons soaring for nine days, and there are also hidden dragons in the abyss. When the hidden dragon is in the abyss, he has to lie down and taste his courage before he can soar above the nine heavens again. As he spoke, he gently picked up the jade chopstick, and said like a child: "Your Majesty, you have tasted the gall of lying on the salary." ”

Hearing this, Gong Liangyu took the chopsticks and hesitantly picked up the rice, but he couldn't get the pickles pickled in the soy sauce with the chopsticks. The aggrieved pickpocketed rice, chewed it in his mouth and said resolutely: "Anyway, I don't eat pickles." ”

The palace maid smiled: "Then so be it." As he spoke, he stretched out his little white hand, took the rice bowl in Gong Liangyu's hand and put it on the table, picked up the pickle plate, blocked the pickles with chopsticks, and poured the soy sauce in the dish into Gong Liangyu's rice bowl.

After all the rice was dyed into sauce, the little palace maid put down the pickle plate, pitifully presented the rice bowl to Gong Liangyu, and said in a humble voice: "Please dine Your Majesty." ”

Gong Liangyu took it, looked at it for a long time, and said with a miserable smile: "I think it's soy sauce bibimbap...... but he finally met his request not to eat pickles, and hesitantly took a bite into his mouth, and found that it was not as unpalatable as he imagined, and he had a taste for meat now. In addition, he was really hungry, so he gulped it up.

When the little palace maid saw that he was finally willing to eat, she was more sad than she breathed a sigh of relief. She is an old man who followed Gong Liangyu out of the Chu State, and she knows everything about him. Thinking about how noble his identity is, even if he travels to various countries, he is not a guest of honorable ministers and dignitaries, he can be described as riding a five-flowered horse, wearing a thousand gold furs, eating a hundred flavors, indescribably chic, and endless wealth and luxury. Who would have thought that in just a few months, it would fall to the point of soy sauce bibimbap......

The little palace maid was thinking nonsense, the palace door was windless, and in the blink of an eye, an old man in brown appeared in front of the two.

Gong Liangyu was eating, and was shaken by the old man, and he didn't swallow a mouthful, so he choked in his throat, couldn't cough out, couldn't swallow, and almost became the first emperor in history to choke to death.

The little palace maid hurriedly stepped forward, pinched the person again, and patted the back, and it took a long time to rescue Emperor Shenwu back. Wiping the snot and tears on his face with a towel, Gongliangyu said angrily: "You don't know how to knock on the door, at least there must be a footstep, right?" ”

Uncle Chai originally had something important to report, so he performed the world's light skills called 'Grasshopper Grass Flying', and when he was proud that his sword was not old, he didn't want to scare the little master. The old face was rarely embarrassed, so he waved his hand and kicked everyone out, including the little palace maid.

After a while, only the master and servant were left in the hall. Gong Liangyu said depressedly: "This is very undecent, I should rebuke them." ”

The brown-clothed old man sighed, took out a whistle-like thing from his arms, and put it on his throat, only then did he hiss: "The matter of Xiangyang Lake has been defeated, the three Dharma protectors are all dead, and the 200,000 army is gone." "He had a very bad wound to his throat in his early years, and he had to put that whistle-like thing against his throat to speak.

Gong Liangyu said 'ah' and said in disbelief: "200,000 people? It's a group of pigs, and they can arch the broken stockade. I don't believe it! ”

The old man in brown explained: "There were two times when they were almost defeated, but Qin Lei increased his troops twice, and he stirred up the yellow again. ”

In addition to the words 'people' and 'meat', Gong Liangyu couldn't hear the word 'Qin Lei' the most, and shouted angrily when he heard the words: "Qin Lei, I swear to stand with you!" As he spoke, he got up and said anxiously: "If I can't even finish this errand, how can I have the face to go back!" No, I won't go back. ”

Uncle Chai, the old man in brown, wanted to persuade him, but Gong Liangyu didn't listen to anything, went around in circles with his hands behind his back, and muttered: "I won't go back, why should I go back, I am the emperor of Dahua, I won't go anywhere." "The emotions are getting more and more excited, the voices are getting higher and higher, and the movements are getting more and more exaggerated.

Lao Chai took a deep breath, strode forward, grabbed Gongliang Yunci's clothes, glared at him with anger on his face, and hissed: "Wake up!" Even if it's a dream, there will always be a day when you wake up! ”

Gong Liangyu seemed to have been greatly insulted, and said angrily: "I don't know what you're talking about!" You let go of me! As he spoke, he stretched out his hands to break the withered hands like old firewood and iron tongs, but he couldn't break a single bit.

Lao Chai looked at him with a crazy look, and finally couldn't hold back the anger he had been holding back for two months, and raised his hand, "Bang!" Syllable! Two crisp sounds, slapped Gong Liangyu in the front and back.

Gong Liangyu was stunned for a moment, and a hot feeling came from his cheeks, was that numb and heart-piercing feeling painful? Maybe, after living for twenty-three years, I finally know what pain is.

The feeling of being offended and hurt was really uncomfortable, it reminded him of the past, when the disgusting Third Emperor Brother pressed on him, when his mother was raped by the Second Emperor Brother and committed suicide by throwing herself into a well, when Qin Lei viciously insulted him by the Yudai River, it turned out that this was pain! He felt that his skull was about to crack, and he shook his head hysterically and shouted: "I am the true dragon emperor, and those who touch it will die!" Come on, drag this old eunuch down for me, and the corpse will be broken into thousands of pieces......"

'Bang', two more resounding slaps, knocked his cheeks blood-red. Lao Chai's hoarse voice sounded in his ears: "Wake up, this emperor has been addicted long enough to enjoy it, it's time to wake up, you still have a lot of things to do?" You can't waste yourself here like this! ”

Gongliang Yufen didn't give in: "Nonsense, how can I be an emperor enough, I will never enjoy it for the rest of my life, and I will continue to be the emperor in my next life!" ”

Lao Chai seemed to be smooth, and there were two more slaps in the face, and Gong Liangyu's once handsome face gradually swollen.

At this time, Gong Liangyu was completely honest, covered his cheeks with both hands, and muttered, "You still dare to beat me...... You still dare to hit me......"

Lao Chai is a non-stop character, stretching out his iron hand like eagle claws, grabbing the imperial crown on Gongliangyu's head, and pulling the crown off with a force. Without the restraint of the crown, Gong Liangyu's hair was suddenly scattered, and with his emaciated and pale face, he was as terrifying as a hanged ghost.

But he had no time for his image, and reached out to snatch the jeweled crown of the sky. Lao Chai didn't give it, so he used his long sharp nails to dig up Lao Chai's arms one by one with blood marks. Lao Chai gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "I smashed this harmful thing!" As he spoke, he slammed the valuable imperial crown to the ground.

It was carved with gold and jade, and although it looked exquisite, it was also extremely fragile. Under Lao Chai Han's hateful fall, he was torn apart, and the beads inlaid on it were rolled everywhere.

Gong Liangyu screamed, and hurriedly went down to pick it up, bringing together the larger pieces. His hand was pierced several times by sharp shards, and blood flowed, but he didn't care, as if he was in a demonic barrier, he trembled and fought together.

"It's done...... it's done," he said to himself ecstatically as he finally put a few pieces of broken jade together. Before he could finish his happiness, a big foot stepped down in the air and was stomping on the pieces made by Gongliangyu, the jade shavings were splashed everywhere, completely shattered, and there was no possibility of putting them together.

Gong Liangyu stared at this scene blankly, and forgot to breathe for a while...... Only tears fell in a puff, and I couldn't stop it.

Lao Chai also squatted down, picked up Gongliangyu's bloody hands, carefully picked out the crumbs that were stuck in the flesh for him, and then took out a delicate small porcelain bottle from his arms, uncorked the bottle, and sprinkled it on Gongliangyu's hands without money. After taking the medicine, Lao Chai tore his robe into strips and bandaged his hands for Gong Liangyu.

Gong Liangyu watched Lao Chai do all this blankly, whether it was picking thorns for him or dressing him with medicine, his expression did not change in the slightest, as if those hands belonged to someone else.

It wasn't until Uncle Chai finished all this and knelt down in front of him that Gong Liangyu let out a 'wow', hugged Uncle Chai's neck hard, and cried loudly......

Gong Liangyu's crying was half an hour, crying so much that the sea was dry and the rocks were rotten, and the earth shook the mountains, and even the Shannan bandits outside the palace could hear it clearly. But when he finished crying, the clarity of thought that he hadn't had for a long time finally returned to his brain.

Looking at the glittering golden fragments on the ground, Gong Liangyu had a feeling of being in a different world, he got up suddenly, looked down at the golden dragon robe on his body, and the coiled dragon on his chest opened his mouth, as if silently mocking his self-indulgence, pitiful and ridiculous.

His Majesty Emperor Shenwu, who couldn't sleep without wearing a dragon robe in the past, felt for the first time that this dress looked so eye-catching and awkward to wear, and reached out to take it off, but he couldn't find a way to untie those complicated buttons, and after a few tries, he couldn't help the karmic fire in his heart, grabbed the front of the dragon robe, pulled all his strength, and with a sigh, he tore the coiling dragon on his chest that had laughed at him in half, and the clothes were naturally untied.

took off the torn dragon robe and threw it on the ground, suddenly felt a sense of relief, looking at the tattered old clothes on the ground, Gong Liangyu muttered: "Life is a dream, wake up to know that everything is ......empty."

After speaking, he laughed three times, and then said freely: "Just think of it as Nan Ke's dream." ”

After speaking, he looked at the happy old chai on the ground, and said lightly: "Open your mouth a hundred times, just get up, I don't blame you this time." ”

Lao Chai seemed to know this, nodded and stretched out his right hand, and repeatedly pumped it on his left and right cheeks without reservation. After a few clicks, his face turned purple, and after a while, blood flowed from the nostrils and corners of his mouth. But Lao Chai still slapped himself in the face repeatedly with a fixed frequency and fixed force, as if it was not a face on his neck, but a big winter melon, and he had no intention of stopping.

Gong Liangyu looked at it for a while, then lost interest, and said in a clear voice outside the room: "Change clothes." ”

When the little palace maid heard this, she hurriedly ran in, and when she saw the appearance of the two of them, she didn't dare to ask more, so she went to the inner room to get her clothes. As he was walking, he heard Gongliangyu's long-lost cold voice ringing in his ears: "Lupine scarf." ”

When the little palace maid heard this, she turned around tremblingly, and finally found that the pair of eyes on Gongliangyu's swollen pig head were shining for a long time. His Royal Highness finally woke up, and the little palace maid nodded vigorously with tears in her eyes, and then went to the bottom of the wardrobe and tossed out the same long-lost outfit. Hold it out and put it on carefully for Gong Liangyu.

Waiting for Gong Liangyu to put on the turban of green silk ribbon and take a feather fan made of nine kinds of bird feathers, Lao Chai also finished self-harm, and stood up again as if nothing happened, if it were not for the rotten and swollen cheeks, it would be like nothing.

And the two pigheads stood and spoke. Gong Liangyu shook the feather fan lightly and said in a deep voice: "We have basically reached the original goal, although we have not been able to affect the entire territory of Western Qin as we wished, but the southern part of Western Qin has not recovered for more than ten years. After a pause, he chuckled and said, "With more than ten years of border tranquility as a welcome gift for returning home, Lone can still stand up to his waist." ”

Seeing that he was back to normal, Uncle Chai also returned to his old style of cherishing words like gold, and stood there without saying a word.

Gong Liangyu didn't care, turned the feather fan, and asked the little palace maid, "That woman is still alive, right?" The little palace maid nodded and said softly, "Live well." ”

Gong Liangyu listened, nodded and gritted his teeth and said: "Send a letter to Wen Yanbo, tell him that the person he has been looking for is in our hands, let him weigh it himself." This is indeed true to Uncle Chai, the old man in brown.

Lao Chai nodded, and Gong Liangyu said again: "Send a letter to Li Hun again, Gu has done his best to be benevolent and righteous, and now is the time for him to fulfill his promise." ”

After a pause, he clenched his feather fan tightly and said coldly: "Neither the pulp ship nor Qin Lei can be missing, otherwise Lone will poke out the evidence of his traffic to our great secret spy, and no one will have good fruit to eat at that time!" ”

Lao Chai suddenly received the order and was just about to leave. Gong Liangyu waved a feather fan, blocking his way, Lao Chai looked at him puzzled, only to hear Gong Liangyu laugh and say: "Go together, I don't want to stay in this broken place for a moment!" ”