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It's an alcoholic, a super drunkard!

Before Long Xiaoqi could react, a pot of wine was drunk by the ancestor

。

"Anything else?" The old ancestor grabbed Long Xiaoqi's hand and asked.

"Uh...... Nope. Long Xiaoqi replied.

"That's it? Why don't you bring more wine? The old ancestor complained, "Who can drink such a little wine?" Let's go for a walk, get me another jug of wine when you go out. Remember, don't let anyone find out, or I'll be miserable. ”

"I'm here for this trip, and I'll go back when I'm out." Long Xiaoqi said to the old ancestor: "Let's say okay first, I didn't come to your old Long's house to recognize my ancestors and return to my ancestors, I just came to ......."

"What is the recognition of ancestors? Am I not dead yet? The old ancestor glared at Long Xiaoqi and said, "Your grandfather is my grandson, right?" You are the grandson of my grandson, the relationship is here, what kind of ancestor do you recognize? To what sect? You're my great-grandson, right? ”

With this explanation, Long Xiaoqi felt that there was really no problem. The ancestor is his grandfather's grandfather, and he is the great-great-grandson of the ancestor, and the ancestor is not dead, so there is no such thing as recognizing the ancestor and returning to the ancestor.

"Didn't you ask me to recognize my ancestors and return to my ancestors?" Long Xiaoqi glared and said, "You come when I like it?" Although you are my grandfather's grandfather, the problem is ......"

"The problem is that my son has kicked my favorite grandson away from home!" The old ancestor dragged Long Xiaoqi's hand and said, "But what does this matter to you?" Right? I'm your grandfather's grandfather, you're my grandson's grandson, there's nothing wrong with it, right? ”

"This ......"

"Come on, come on, how about we play hide and seek? Haha, I'm the best at hide-and-seek, as long as I hide, no one can find me! The old ancestor said excitedly: "Hurry up, I'll hide it first, and then you can find it."

”

Hide-and-seek...... Long Xiaoqi blinked his eyes, staring at the old ancestor like a monster. Oh no, it's not a monster, how can an ancestor be a monster?

People are old like naughty children, and they seem to be like this everywhere they go.

"Do you want to play? Xiao Qi, do you want to play? Can you just play with me for a while? The old ancestor grabbed Long Xiaoqi's arm and said with a look of hope: "They don't play with me, don't you play with me either?" If you don't play with me, then what's the point of my life? ”

As he spoke, the old ancestor showed a pitiful expression, and tears almost fell.

"Don't play, tell me about my grandfather's kicking out first." Long Xiaoqi pouted.

"Oh, I told you, my precious grandson was driven away by my bastard son. You don't know how much I like my grandson, who can be literate and martial, can draw a bow and shoot arrows at the age of five, and single-handedly snatched the Manchu Gege home at the age of fifteen......"

The old ancestor began to chatter and tell Long Xiaoqi about his grandfather's great deeds.

"But I couldn't control my bastard son at the time, so I ...... Woowoowoo...... My grandson is dead, my son is dead, I'm not dead, woo woo woo ......"

As he spoke, the old ancestor cried like a child, so that Long Xiaoqi didn't know how to coax him.

"Xiao Qi, there are a lot of bad people here!" The old ancestor suddenly said to Long Xiaoqi: "Really, there are so many bad guys, but it's bad, it's bad, I am a bad old man who bullies me every day." How about you help me beat them? ”

"This ...... Not quite right? Long Xiaoqi looked embarrassed.

Seriously, when I first came in, I looked at the old ancestor who wrote like an old ancestor

。 Now the more I look at it, the more I don't look like it, it's just a naughty boy, okay? robbed himself of his own drink, played hide and seek, and now let himself help him fight.

"Good!" The old ancestor nodded vigorously, and said to Long Xiaoqi mysteriously: "They don't give me wine to drink, they don't give me meat to eat, and they follow me every day!" Shh

I'm with you, I've been usurped for power! I had only one son and one grandson, and they all died, and then the whole family was usurped by someone else. What is our relationship? The dearest and dearest! By the way, I have yellow paper in my house, how about we burn yellow paper and worship it? ”

I grass! Byeong?!

"Ancestor, you are my grandfather's grandfather, what kind of business are you doing with me?" Long Xiaoqi cried and laughed: "We are several generations behind, are you old and confused?" ”

Originally, when he came in, Long Xiaoqi still wanted to be neither humble nor arrogant with the old ancestor, but now that he sees this side of the old ancestor, he really doesn't know what to say.

"yes, I really can't bow to you." The old ancestor frowned and thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up and said, "Xiao Qi, you take me out to play, let's go to the Qinglou!" We don't want the top card, we want the old bustard. When we go to the green building together, the relationship will be iron. ”

"The question is, can you still walk around?" Long Xiaoqi pursed his lips, took out a cigarette and put it on his mouth and said, "People who are more than 100 years old, and they still want to find the old bustard?" ”

Seeing Long Xiaoqi smoking, the old ancestor looked at it with blank eyes, and unconsciously clicked his mouth.

"Give." Long Xiaoqi stuffed the cigarette in his mouth to the old ancestor.

"Haha, Xiao Qi, you are so good, you love me the most in the entire Lao Long family!" The old ancestor bit the cigarette, took a big sip, and took Long Xiaoqi's hand affectionately and smiled: "I'll introduce you to a daughter-in-law, this little girl is good, and she knows how to hurt me." Let me tell you, this little girl is beautiful, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and the most important thing is that she has a big fart and can have children! ”

"Ancestor, I ......"

"You saw it just now, those two little girls are good, right? Hey hey ......"

Not bad? Oh my God, those are two aunts, okay!

"Let's talk about helping you fight.

Long Xiaoqi hurriedly opened the topic.

"Yes, yes, tell me about the fight." The old ancestor nodded again and again: "These guys are all bad guys, I can't stand it for a day." Xiao Qi, they are all losers, do you know? I set a ...... Well, that's good, not bad. ”

Suddenly, the old ancestor put away the appearance of the old naughty boy, stroked his white beard and nodded like a fairy.

Two servants came to him.

"Ancestor, why are you drinking again?" A servant reprimanded, "They all told you that you can't drink and can't drink, why did you drink again?" Where does the wine come from? ”

"Didn't drink!" The old ancestor said confidently: "I have the smell of alcohol because I rinsed my mouth with wine, anyway, I didn't drink alcohol!" The wine is Xiao Qi's, don't believe you, ask Xiao Qi if I drank it? ”

The answer was straightforward, and he pushed all the questions on Long Xiaoqi.

"Bad guys!"

The old ancestor took advantage of the servant's angry glaring at Long Xiaoqi, and told the other party that these two were bad people.

People are as old as naughty children, and the ancestors are definitely naughty children among naughty children!

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