Text 574, hurry up and get married [1/2]

574, hurry up and get married [1/2]

Yesterday, I went to the police station and the sub-district office where my wife's household registration is located, and then I went in for most of the day

Yan Yun gave Xiao Qiao a horse, and Xiao Qiao turned over and got on the horse, followed Sun Yu and Zhen Mi, and walked slowly towards Shuijing Villa together.

Sun Yu and Zhen Mi rode a war horse together, Zhen Mi lay in his arms softly, and the two were very close. Xiao Qiao looked at the appearance of these two people, and his heart became unhappy, and he snorted coldly: "Zhen Mi, in vain, I tried my best to pull you to remarry together, looking at the intimacy between you and this Liang Jie, the two of you already have a jiān relationship, right?" ”

Zhen Mi is a traditional NV person, where can he hear the word "jiān love", and he said unhappily: "Where is there any jiān love?" You are talking nonsense, there was no such person as Liang Jie before. ”

Oh Xiao Qiao suddenly thought: This Liang Jie may be a guy who was promoted after making a contribution in this Chibi War, so Zhen Mi said that there was no such person before.

Thinking like this, she looked at Liang Jie carefully, since she had chosen to die with Zhen Mi, then this man was the husband she had to agree with. What she likes is NV people, to be precise, she is a NV like Zhou Yu who is as cold and arrogant as an iceberg, and she has no interest in men at all, so when she looks at Liang Jie, it is like looking at a huā bottle, or a table, or a huā, anyway, it is a kind of eye for looking at things.

"Huh? You man, where do I feel I've seen you? Xiao Qiao frowned and said, "Take off your helmet, and I'll see what you look like." ”

Sun Yu was willing to let her see her appearance, and said in a hoarse voice: "I am one of the White Horse Righteous Servants who accompanied General Sun to Jiangdong as an envoy, and it is not surprising that you have seen me on the edge of the dock." At that time, I was just a small soldier, and I made meritorious contributions in this Chibi battle, so I was promoted to vice captain. ”

Xiao Qiao nodded, Sun Yu's nonsense just matched her conjecture, but it didn't make her suspicious.

However, she looked at Liang Jie and Zhen Mi's affectionate appearance, and always felt that something was wrong, wasn't this Zhen Mi remarried to Liang Jie by me? Why can't she see anything unhappy? Could it be that I chose to die with her, but instead fulfilled her reason to remarry, in fact, she didn't like Sun Yu at all, and she wanted to separate from Sun Yu for a long time?

I don't understand, I don't understand

Little Joe's head is full of bags. \chastity hand-punched .coM\

When everyone arrived at the side of Tanxi, there was a big ferry to take everyone across the river, because Sun Yu built a big mansion in the west of the river, often to go back and forth between the two banks, so Tanxi has arranged a ferry that can be called at any time.

Xiao Qiao couldn't help but become more and more strange when he saw the respectful looks of others to Liang Jie along the way: "Liang Jie, in the future, you will be my father-in-law, and I will be your wife, do you introduce yourself carefully, have you made a great contribution in the Red Cliff War this time?" I think you're good. ”

Sun Yu shrugged his shoulders and said, "You are mistaken, the people along the way were all arranged to receive Captain Yanyun, and they have nothing to do with me." ”

Xiao Qiao was skeptical, and he really didn't understand.

After a while, everyone arrived in front of Shuijing Villa, and Nanzhang County Ling Xizhen greeted him from inside. She has often been in and out of Shuijing Villa recently, as if she was the posture of the chief manager of Shuijing Villa, and when she saw Sun Yu and his party, she stepped forward quickly, nodded casually at Yan Yun, and then greeted Sun Yu. Due to the presence of Xiao Qiao, an outsider, Xi Zhen did not call out Sun Yu's name rashly, but just arched his hand at Sun Yu, and then welcomed them into the village.

Little Joe wiped a handful of sweat...... This...... Where is it like to pick up shì Yanyun? Even Zhen Mi was deliberately ignored by Xi Zhen, obviously to greet Liang Jie.

But Zhuge Liang, who came out next, dispelled Xiao Qiao's suspicions, only to see Zhuge Liang come out of the villa, glanced at Xiao Qiao, and then didn't even look at Liang Jie, first walked in front of Zhen Mi and said with a smile: "Sister Zhen came to the villa to relax?" Haha, great, fast forward. ”

Then Zhuge Liang walked up to Yan Yun again, and instructed lightly: "Arrange your subordinates to rest, by the way, what's the matter with that person named Liang Jie?" Why did you come with the NV people from Koto? As the captain of the White Horse, you must pay attention to restraining the words and deeds of your subordinates and not doing things out of line. ”

Yan Yun smiled bitterly, squeezed his eyes at Zhuge Liang, and then reported: "Jiangdong Xiao Qiao...... made an oath with Lord Zhen Mi in our army and married Captain Liang Jie together...... So...... Ahem...... "He went through the matter quickly.

The NV hooligan listened to Yan Yun's narration with a smile on his face, and then hummed casually: "You little soldiers, you don't need to tell me so much detail...... Well...... General Sun has just passed away, and all the NV generals are in a bad mood. At this time, it is necessary to do something lively and happy, so let's choose a day instead of hitting the day, tonight you will do the wedding of Liang Jie and the two girls, and do the dòng room or something......"

As soon as Zhuge Liang's words came out, Sun Yu next to him screamed in his heart: My mother, worthy of being an NV hooligan, there is nothing wrong with a set of rhetoric that sounds decent, but when translated into the vernacular, it is "Sun Yu, hurry up and take care of Xiao Qiao, cook raw rice and mature rice".

Everyone in the audience, except for Xiao Qiao, knew what Zhuge Liang was talking about, and suddenly several people blushed, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, and sweat flowed all over the ground.

However, Xiao Qiao didn't realize that Zhuge Liang was in her, and said seriously: "Yes, it's better to choose a day than to hit the day, and quickly let Zhen Mi marry Liang Jie." She also wanted to cook raw rice and cooked rice, so she hurriedly finalized Zhen Mi's remarriage and disgusted Sun Yu, who was "dead".

Alas, between people, because of the different amount of information they have, the results of dealing with the same thing are completely different, while digging a pit, while jumping into a pit, the person jumping into the pit does not realize that he is a jumper, but thinks that he is a digger, and the other party is jumping......

Now Xiao Qiao is the tragic character who is in a hurry to jump into the pit.

Zhuge Liang walked up to Liang Jie at this time, and casually said a few words to encourage him to work hard and be a qualified white horse Yicong. After finishing speaking, he whispered in Sun Yu's ear: "If Zhou Yu knows about this matter, I'm afraid it will be uncertain, but fortunately, Zhou Yu went out to explore the water and won't come back within a few days." ”

The so-called water exploration, that is, the detection of waters, it turned out that Sun Yu went back to Xiangyang to deal with things, and Zhou Yu was bored in Shuijing Villa, so he took Huo Jun and several of his subordinates to explore the waters of Tanxi by boat, and drove all the way along the river to draw the corresponding map. This can also be regarded as an entertainment project for her, the "water god", to pass the boring time, and in doing so, she can also exercise her own military strategic ability, at least much healthier than the NV people playing mahjong in later generations.

It turns out that Zhou Yu is not here, that's good, save the effort to explain, and wait for her to come back in a few days to discuss Xiao Qiao's matter with her to see what she has to say. Sun Yu replied in a low voice: "I won't do anything to Xiao Qiao, this NV person is a lily, and what I like is an NV person, so I don't want to marry her, just forget about her." ”

Zhuge Liang shrugged his shoulders and said: "Soft-hearted guy, boring, you think about Zhou Yu's actions, and the next ** beating the stick, all kinds of means are exhausted, and you will be sent to Jiangdong, you don't know how to use means nòng Jiangdong's nv people?" ”

Sun Yu wiped his sweat: "In our Beijing Village, NV manpower men can be tolerated with these means. It is shameless for a man to use these methods against NV people. ”

When Zhuge Liang heard this, a look of contempt clearly rose on his face: "Your hometown is really boring, and you still say that male NV is equal, since you have a different attitude towards male NV's behavior, how can this be considered male NV equality?" If you treat NV people as men, the NV people will beat you with a stick, and you will also beat the NV people with a stick, so that you can be considered equal. It can be seen that the equality of male NV in your hometown is just a boring empty word, and it is better for us to be equal here. ”

What's this...... Sun Yu was speechless for a while, although Zhuge Liang's words were ugly, but the truth was correct. The so-called equality of male nv in later generations is just, in fact, if something happens to male nv, public opinion is more biased towards nv people, and nv people take advantage. For example, the law does not have the saying that there are nv people ** men, if a man is ** by an nv person, he thinks he is unlucky, and he is called every day and the earth is not spiritual. On the other hand, if a man ** nv person, hey, nv person kills you with a knife is also called justified defense.

In addition, if a male NV has that kind of relationship, only the NV person has ever asked the man to compensate for the loss of Qingchūn, and I have never heard of a man asking the NV person to compensate for it......

Sun Yu smiled bitterly and said, "Let me think about this...... There's no hurry, anyway, Xiao Qiao's mind-control skills are not very useful, and we don't have to dig her. ”

The two of them were talking in a low voice here, and Xiao Qiao over there couldn't wait, and shouted loudly: "What are you doing? Take me into Zhuangzi and arrange a place for me to stay, as well as bath water and food, I have been walking for a day, I am so tired"

Sun Yu shrugged his shoulders and turned around, Zhuge Liang didn't say anything more, she knew that Sun Yu was soft-hearted and couldn't be ruthless to NV people, this matter was ...... It seems that she still has to rely on her to secretly play the pusher.

After a while, Xiao Qiao's room was arranged, not far from Sun Yu's room, it was a small bamboo building, green and verdant, but also very elegant.

As soon as Xiao Qiao entered the room, he took out a spirit card from his arms and offered it on the table, Sun Yu took a closer look, and the spirit card read "Wencheng Wude Yingli Zhou Gongjin Governor of the Metropolitan Position", Xiao Qiao's eyes were tearful, and he seriously knelt in front of the spirit card to pay tribute, which was to settle the spirit card.

Dizzy, do you need to be so cautious? Sun Yu Khan, if Zhou Yu knew that she was still alive and was set up a tablet, would she be angry?

Xiao Qiao got up at this time and said seriously to Sun Yu: "Liang Jie, don't delay the time, hurry up and marry Zhen Mi, I've been staring at the two of you......"