Volume 1 Cold Front, Troubled Times Chapter 0024 Mother-in-law Duoli

At this time, Zhang Teng saw a large number of people gathered in front of Nie Qingniang's house from a distance, pointing and pointing one by one. He approached with the hare in his hand, and listened only to the people talking.

"Wang Kun is not ashamed, he is really a toad who wants to eat swan meat. ”

"That's right, Nie Qingniang is young and beautiful, knowledgeable and knowledgeable, even if she is blind, she will not marry him. ”

"Yes, it's good to be a widow. However, Gao Jie and Zhenlie will not destroy his reputation for him. I look at Wang Kun, an old pervert, his head was kicked by a donkey, and he was confused. ”

"Hey, if you want me to say, he's old, can that still be used? If you really marry Nie Qingniang, I'm afraid that the family will be widowed. ”

"Hehe, even if it works, it won't last a few days. Hehe, when the time comes, I'm afraid that I will die in my own bed. ”

"Hehe, the peony flower is dead, and the ghost is also romantic. If I change it, if I can have a night with a beauty, it will be worth dying. ”

"Phew. You're thinking about it. Don't sprinkle a soak of urine and take care of yourself, are you worthy?"

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"Who is Wang Kun? He wants to marry Nie Qingniang? Or is he an old man?" Zhang Teng listened to the discussions around him, and couldn't help but be stunned at first. Immediately, he couldn't help but shake his head secretly, laughing in his heart.

This old guy named Wang Kun is really whimsical. With Nie Qingniang's conditions, you can marry anyone, but you will never marry an old man. Since Nie Qingniang came to Suining, the people who came to propose marriage have all broken through the threshold, and they haven't seen her agree. Among them are many young talents from well-to-do families who have never been married.

He walked into the crowd and squeezed all the way to the front. I saw several carriages full of things neatly parked in front of Nie Qingniang's door, and there were more than a dozen sturdy and fierce Zhuang Ding standing outside the carriage. With wooden sticks in hand, they are forming a human wall to block the onlookers, with a proud face.

The door of Nie Qingniang's house was wide open, and a series of scolding from her mother-in-law came from inside:

"Get out! Get out of here! Get out of here! You are not ashamed to kill a thousand knives! You dare to hit the attention of my young lady! It's really stinky and shameless! Old thing! Take your shitty play and get out of the way for me!"

Before the words could be spoken, several beautifully decorated brocade boxes were thrown out of the door.

I saw an old man dressed gorgeously, wearing a hat similar to that of an outsider, and a gray beard. With one hand to protect his head, the other hand lifted the foot of his robe, and fled from the house in a panic.

"Okay, you mother-in-law, you crazy woman! you wait!" the old man was so angry that he turned his head and scolded, "You old pious woman!

"Oh, you old thing, you dare to scold the old lady! The old lady beat you to death an old and shameless person!" I saw Granny Doli chasing out from behind the old man with a broom, and scolded.

"Stop her, stop her, stop this crazy woman!"

When the old man saw Granny Duoli rushing out, he hurriedly shouted to his subordinates to stop the other party, while he fled to the side of a carriage and shouted to the door: "Miss Nie, the old man is here this time, sincerely, please think about it." ”

"Consider you big-headed ghost!" Granny Doli scolded at the old man at the door, "Old thing, don't come to our house again, if you dare to come again, the old lady will pour the five-grain soup in the toilet bowl on your head! Get out! Get out of here!"

She cursed as she threw the broom in her hand at the old man.

The old man bowed his head and dodged the flying broomstick, trembling with anger, he spat on the ground and scolded angrily: "Bah! What a polite mother-in-law, what a ceremonial master, she is simply a crazy shrew! Today, the old man is not as knowledgeable as you! You wait, another day I want you to kowtow and admit your mistakes, and I regret it." Let's go, let's go! Hmph, that's unreasonable!"

After saying that, he boarded one of the carriages, beckoned his subordinate Zhuang Ding, and left angrily.

"Old bastard, I'm waiting, what's the matter!!" Granny Dory scolded in the direction the old man had left, and then she spat on the ground, turned and approached the house, and slammed the door shut.

"Let's go, let's go, there's nothing to see. ”

"Oh, this Granny Doli is really fierce when she is angry. ”

"It's not, the angry mother-in-law is not so polite!"

"It's no wonder that people, Wang Kun's old pervert has bullied her, and she still talks to people like him about etiquette. ”

"However, then again, does Nie Qingniang really plan not to marry for the rest of her life? A beauty like her, not to mention Suining, there may not be a few in the entire Liaoxi County. ”

"Don't say it, don't mention her talent, her face, that figure, is simply one in a million, can be called the best! It is said that the family was originally the daughter of a famous family in Yunjing, and the family was in the middle of the road, so she fell into the poor and remote land of Suining. ”

"Yes, yes, if it weren't for that, we wouldn't have the kind of eyes to see her like a stunner. It's a bit of a pity that I didn't see her in person today. ”

"Alright. Nie Qingniang was already living in a simple place, and even if she came out occasionally, she was covered with a veil and wearing a loose dress, so she couldn't see much. ”

"When she first arrived, she didn't cover her face. It's all you perverts, you don't do anything, you circle around people's doors all day long, and they cover your face. ”

"Alright, alright, let's disperse. It's like saying that I'm not that kind of person. ”

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The onlookers talked for a while in front of Nie Qingniang's door, and when they saw that the gate was still closed, they finally shook their heads and sighed one by one, and left regretfully.

Zhang Teng stood in place with the hare, and after all the people around him dispersed, he stepped forward, knocked on the door gently, and called: "Mother-in-law Duoli, it's me, Zhang Teng." Open the door!"

At this time, the originally closed door creaked open, and Mother-in-law Duoli came out, and when she saw that it was Zhang Teng, she immediately smiled. She said, "It's Yi Yun, come in." “

Zhang Teng handed her a few hares in his hand and said, "Mother-in-law, give it! This is a little bit of Yi Yun's heart, please accept it." ”

I saw that Mother-in-law Duoli didn't pick up the hare, but pushed it back, and said to Zhang Teng with a kind face: "You kid, mother-in-law told you not to send it, you still send it, it's true." The day before yesterday, you haven't finished eating all the fish you sent, so why did you send the hares over again? Miss and I are just two people, we can't eat much, you can take it back. ”

Zhang Teng sent the hare to Mother-in-law Duoli again and said, "No, Mother-in-law, you can take it." I still have it at home, if you can't finish it, you can add vegetables to the students who come here to add a little more nutrition. ”

"The students are too young to eat as much. Besides, Suining Town has been a little uneasy recently, and Miss has reduced the class time in consideration of the safety of the students. The children went back early and no longer stayed at the school for dinner. Granny Dory excused herself again.

Zhang Teng stuffed the hare into the hands of Mother-in-law Duoli, and said resolutely: "This hare has been sent today, and it is inconvenient to take it back." If you can't finish eating, you can pickle it and eat it later. Next time, I'll send less. ”

"Okay, okay, in that case, this time my mother-in-law will accept it for the time being. Don't send it again next time, there is no shortage of mother-in-law. Mother-in-law Duoli couldn't resist Zhang Teng, and finally accepted it.

Zhang Teng breathed a sigh of relief, it was really not easy to finally send things out.

In fact, he knew that this was part of the etiquette. When receiving gifts, you can't take them immediately, you have to excuse them again and again so that you don't appear greedy and vulgar.

"Okay, mother-in-law, I have other things at home, I'll take my leave first, and I'll visit you later. Zhang Teng said, bowed to Duoli's mother-in-law, and planned to leave as soon as possible.

You must know that dealing with Granny Dori is not so simple.

Because Mother-in-law Duoli, the reason why she is called "Mother-in-law Duoli" is really very etiquette.

It is like the ancient Chinese era to derive all kinds of etiquette, cumbersome and complicated, extremely head-catching. Especially like Zhang Teng, a guy with a modern soul, he has always lacked a lot of etiquette. It was a very painful thing to face Granny Dori.

Granny Dory has a quirk that everyone knows. The person who communicates with her must be very polite, and every liturgical action must not be wrong in the slightest when bowing. If there is the slightest irregularity, she will come up with a lot of preaching and counting.

Her contemporaries are a little better, and she doesn't care too much. But if the juniors younger than her see that she is not doing the right thing, they will definitely be forced to do the etiquette well. Otherwise, even if you run away from home, she will come to your door to teach you and keep talking to you in your ear.

Of course, when Granny Dory first arrived, many people were unimpressed by her approach. Even took her preaching as a joke and ignored it at all.

However, it was not long before they regretted it.

Granny Duoli is not an idle person, she found the village chief, the clan elder, and the owner of the village, gave them reactions, and lectured them. The village chief, the clan elder, and the owner of the village, who were so annoyed, naturally led the trouble to the east, and let the guy who had provoked Duoli's mother-in-law come out to be trained.

Therefore, the younger generations who know Granny Dori are all afraid of Granny Dori, and no one dares to disrespect or disapprove. Even if he met Duoli's mother-in-law on the road, the juniors were all frightened, as if facing a great enemy, and they didn't dare to make any mistakes.

Zhang Teng was rescued by Mother-in-law Duoli, and lived in her home for a while, so he was naturally familiar with Mother-in-law Duoli. At the same time, I also received more "care" from Mother-in-law Dori.

Ever since he recovered from his injuries, Granny Dory has always asked him to learn various manners every once in a while.

First of all, the most basic is standing, walking, kneeling, and sitting. Then there is the ceremony, what is the long, the sky, the time, and the earth. And what are the comprehensive rituals, like goodbye, one prostration, three prostrations, sleeves, and so on. It's so tedious that it's desperate.

However, Zhang Teng has an excellent memory, and he can almost never forget everything he sees. It's pretty quick to learn etiquette.

It's one thing to know, it's another thing to do.

Even if he remembered all the etiquette taught by his mother-in-law, there were many inadequacies in doing it. For this reason, he received a lot of "special training" from Granny Dori.

Having said that, for Zhang Teng, a student, Granny Duoli is the most satisfying one.

This also made her determined to teach Zhang Teng all the etiquette she had learned all her life. Like what aristocratic banquet etiquette, tea etiquette, and even royal patrols, royal sacrifices, royal food, including the type of ritual music must be taught.

This made Zhang Teng miserable, and for a long time, every time he came to the door, he was almost tortured to death, almost collapsing.

In the end, it was Nie Qingniang who spoke, asking Mother-in-law Duoli to teach some daily etiquette as much as possible, and let Zhang Teng know about anything else. Zhang Teng is just an underage village child, and he has never studied martial arts, so it is too early to teach those things and useless.

Regarding Nie Qingniang's words, Mother-in-law Duoli naturally obeyed, and really stopped, and no longer taught Zhang Teng royal etiquette, so that Zhang Teng saved a lot of torture.

However, Granny Doli still has a little idea of her own in private.

She always felt that the little guy who was constantly dangling in front of her was somewhat different from others, and might have something to offer in the future. What she taught, maybe one day it will come in handy for him. Therefore, she still taught him the daily etiquette of the nobles of the family, forcing him to study thoroughly and be extremely proficient before giving up.

Besides, Zhang Teng wanted to leave as soon as possible, but Mother-in-law Duoli seemed to see through his mind and didn't let him get his wish at all.

[It's not easy to get a new book, ask for collection attention, I'm grateful!]