- "Marriage promotion? What kind of funny martial arts technique is this? Sun Ce looked at the green words in the sky blankly, and a smile full of care hung on the corner of his mouth: "The green cat and dog also ran out......

At this time, Wu Lin smiled at her and said softly: "Sister Bofu, you must keep your word and agree to marry, how can you regret it?" It's not right for you to do this, you'd better get married. ”

Cut,, I'm using a trick, fake promise, how can it count. Sun Ce thought so in his heart, so he wanted to open his mouth and ridicule each other, but he didn't expect her to have a mouth, but the words that came out changed dramatically: "Oh, that's it, then I'll get married!" ”

Hey? No, I don't want to say this, am I ghostly? Did I fall for the mind control technique? No, if "promoting marriage" is a mind-controlling technique, I shouldn't still have this kind of distracting thoughts in my heart, it should be a single-minded desire to marry, right, what kind of martial arts technique is this?

Sun Ce Khan.

"Alright, stop making any more trouble, come from that small boat, the auditorium and the cave room are already ready here!" Tong Yuan smiled mischievously.

No, I don't want to get married, and I can barely consider it...... Sun Ce yelled in his heart, but his hands rowed up the boat without obeying the call, and after a while, the boat came to the boat where Sun Yu and the others were boarding. Sun Ce couldn't control his hands and feet, jumped on the board of the boat, and shouted uncontrollably: "Come, go to the church and get married!" ”

Da Qiao was frightened by her actions, hugged Sun Ce from behind, and cried: "Bo Fu, what's wrong with you?" Don't you love me only one? Why do you suddenly want to get married? ”

"Faint, when did I say I loved you?" Sun Ce is relatively normal when facing Da Qiao, but this is also true, promoting marriage will only control a series of related things about marrying, and does not care about other things, so Sun Ce can use her usual attitude towards Da Qiao, she lowered her face: "Da Qiao, while playing, don't you see that this side is at a very critical time?" ”

The key time she said was that she had been hit by someone else's martial arts, her body was out of control, and she was about to resist. But in Da Qiao's ears, it became a critical time for Sun Ce to attach great importance to this marriage.

Da Qiao cried, holding Sun Ce's big feet and crying: "I don't want you to marry...... You're my ......."

The person next to her looked at the lily girl, sweating and flowing, but Xiao Qiao's face was more ordinary, she leaned to the side, gently helped Da Qiao up, and whispered in her ear: "Sister, don't do this...... You can't stop this...... Alas, it's time for us to wake up, Zhou Yu doesn't love me, Sun Ce doesn't love you either, they like heroes like men......"

Big Qiao hugged Little Qiao and whined: "But I've liked Bo Fu for many years......

"It's okay, sister, don't be sad, we can't get their hearts, we can get their people! Hum! Xiao Qiao bit Da Qiao's ear: "As long as we marry Sun Yu together, and then ask for one dragon and two phoenixes, then we can share the bed with our beloved......"

"This ...... Is that okay too? Da Qiao was stunned: "Isn't it too cheap Sun Yu." ”

"Cut, who's cheaper isn't necessarily the other." Xiao Qiao was much more open-minded than Da Qiao, and hummed: "I have also thought about these things carefully, although our feelings for Zhou Yu and Sun Ce are true, it is impossible to give them ** comfort after all, and such feelings are not satisfactory." Just use Sun Yu's big head to meet their physical needs, we just need love! Isn't it? ”

"Just have love......"

At the same time, a red carpet had been rolled out on the deck of the ship, the iceberg beauty stood at the top, Sun Yu and Sun Ce stood side by side at the bottom, and a group of female generals of the Gongsun Army gathered around to watch the play.

The iceberg beauty shouted: "Worship heaven and earth!" ”

Ya, don't worship even if I die, Sun Ce thought viciously, but his body inexplicably bowed to heaven and earth.

"Second worship high hall...... Since both sides are not in the high hall, please bow in the direction of Chaisang......"

I'm dizzy, this martial arts general called "marriage promotion" is so terrifying, help! Sun Ce's heart began to scream. But the whole body still involuntarily saluted in the direction of Chaisang.

"Husband and wife worship ......"

"Badass...... Your behavior is simply robbing the people's daughters. Sun Ce bowed to Sun Yu and shouted with all his strength.

"Licheng ......" The iceberg beauty announced Licheng first, and then whispered to Sun Ce: "Bo Fu, it is you who promised to marry first, and the martial arts technique of 'marriage promotion' can take effect, if you don't agree to die, 'marriage promotion' will not be able to take you out, and for the sake of Jiangdong's friendship with Xunzhen, it will still cure you in the end...... You made up your mind to repent of marriage first, how can you blame us? ”

Hearing this, Sun Ce was stunned and fainted, he knew that I would die and would not agree, and they would not watch me die.

"Okay, now that it's been done...... Feed into the cave ......"

Before the house could be exited, Sun Ce suddenly grabbed the hand of the iceberg beauty and said in a trembling voice: "Don't, I will admit everything in front...... I admit that I am already Sun Yu's wife, and we can skip the last step of sending it to the cave room, right? ”

She now understands that her body is completely following what the officiant says, as long as the officiant doesn't say to send her to the cave room, her body will not follow the order to act, and she can escape.

It's a pity that the level of hooliganism of the iceberg beauty is not all Sun Ce imagined, she stared at Sun Ce with a kind of eyes that seemed to be insightful, and said seriously: "Bo Fu, you and I have been friends since childhood, and I know you better than you know yourself." If the conditions proposed by Gongsun Jun are really unacceptable to you, you would rather be poisoned or beaten to death by the lord than agree to marry Xunzhen. ”

"But...... You didn't insist on this matter, but pretended to agree to find the real marriage, and then ran away from the marriage...... I understand, in fact, you have a good impression of Xunzhen in your heart, and you are not completely opposed to this marriage, and even have a trace of joy. That's why you agreed to the marriage and didn't refuse to die...... But immediately after you ran away from marriage, this is because I can't let go of my self-esteem, and I always feel that with a little bully like you, it shouldn't be married, and it should be a man who is rich. ”

"You want to marry, but you don't want to marry, you like it, but you don't dare to say you like it...... will make such a move! The iceberg beauty said coldly: "Do you dare to deny it? If you dare to lie to me, a friend of more than ten years, you can deny it once and let me see what the famous Jiangdong Xiaobawang looks like when he lies. ”

When Sun Ce heard this, she was taken aback, her inner thoughts were actually told by Zhou Yu, and she was not even right at all. She is a bright and upright Jiangdong little overlord, her surname is very similar to Sun Jian, the tiger of Jiangdong, every word she says, every word she says is loud, how can she lie to her friends for more than ten years?

But let her admit that she actually likes Sun Yu, and she will never be able to do it, embarrassed! I had to look at the iceberg beauty with a frightened and inexplicable expression on her face, and she couldn't say a word in her mouth for a long time.

The iceberg beauty's ice-like face suddenly flashed a faint smile, which Sun Ce hadn't seen for many years, only when he was a child, and Zhou Yu had only seen the smile when he was a child, when he was studying in a private school with Zhou Yu, warm, full of kindness, as if the tacit understanding between the two when they were children came back, after the iceberg beauty smiled, she waved her hand and said resolutely: "Send the newcomer to the cave room......"

"I'm dizzy, Zhou Gongjin, you villain...... I've been talking to you for a long time, but you still want to send me into the cave room, I can't spare you! Sun Ce scolded, but her body didn't obey the call, scolding Zhou Yu for not being righteous, her body moved on its own, grabbed Sun Yu, and dragged her into the cave...... The so-called cave house is actually just a cabin covered with red silk.

"Sun Xunzhen, you villain, why are you dragging me into the cave room? Let me go! Sun Ce said viciously.

"Ahem...... Girl, it's you who are dragging me into the cave room now......" Sun Yu smiled bitterly, he was a little embarrassed to use this method to marry Sun Ce into the door, and he always felt a little forced to be a girl, but after listening to Zhou Yu's words, he realized that Sun Ce was interested in him for a long time, but he didn't say it, since this was the case, there was no obstacle in his heart.

It's better to be a real villain than a hypocrite, I don't want to be said to be a hypocrite by Tong Yuan anymore, there are so many beauties around me, who will fall if I don't fall? I'm not happy, who is happy? Why keep guarding those messy and unrealistic naivety. It's better to conquer Koto in bed than to shed blood and tears with swords, guns, swords, halberds, and halberds, right?

Sun Yu decisively followed Sun Ce into the cave room!

After a while, Sun Ce's vicious scolding voice came from the cave room: "You...... Why are you undressing, you silver thief? ”

"I'm dizzy, girl, it's obvious that you're taking off my clothes, and I haven't even moved a finger. Even if there's a silver thief in this house, it's you. ”

"Don't ...... Don't take off my clothes...... Woo...... People are still yellow flower girls......"

"I'm dizzy, girl, don't take off your own clothes and complain about me at the same time! Singing a one-man show? ”

"Zhang Zhao, come and help, what should I do next?" When Sun Ce stripped both of them naked, he suddenly didn't know what to do next...... At this critical time, she thought of Zhang Zhao, a real estate expert in Jiangdong.

"Zhang Zhao is not on the boat, she won't show up if you cut her throat! And...... Even if she appears, she still doesn't know what to do, Ya is actually a 'brick' family. ”

"That'...... What to do? Sun Ce was majestic when she started the battle, but she was at a loss at this time, in fact, she also knew that Zhang Zhao was a "brick family", but she was in a hurry to go to the doctor.

Tsk, it's time for men to stand up!

Sun Yu smiled and threw Sun Ce on the bed: "Let your father-in-law teach you now, I guarantee that it will be better than that brick tutor." ”

(To be continued)