Chapter 107: Immortals descend to earth
Li Yibai is right, the rule set by Zhao Kuangyin, Taizu of the Song Dynasty, does not kill scholars, many ministers such as Su Shi and Bao Zheng have scolded the emperor, and the punishment they got was only to demote the official.
Of course, Song Huizong knew this regulation.
Song Huizong was in a hurry, he just wanted to get along with Master Li as soon as possible, and he had to get rid of Li Yibai as soon as possible. He flicked his sleeves,
'Good. I can't kill you. But I have the right to let you go, you are here to disturb the Holy Driver. ’
Li Yibai smiled faintly, "It's no problem for me to go, it's just that after I leave, I'm afraid I won't be able to control my mouth." I'm afraid that the matter of His Majesty's meeting with the teacher and the girl here will be publicized everywhere, by the way, I also know two storytellers next to the Chengnan Bridge, and they must be happy to make up a story about His Majesty's private visit to Xiaoxiang Pavilion.
Of course, I will also give him specific materials, among which His Majesty competed with the people for profit and snatched the wife of his subordinates. As for what the people will say of His Majesty, I have no way of knowing. ’
Hearing Li Yibai say this, Song Huizong's nose was about to smoke,
'You, Li Yibai, you are so bold, you dare to blackmail me. ’
Li Yibai arched his hand and said, "Your Majesty doesn't dare." ’
Song Huizong shook his hand again, "If you say so, I will let you go, today you swept away my fun, I am gone, but I will never let you go." ’
After speaking, Song Huizong walked out of the door and shouted.
Seeing this, Li Yibai hurriedly pulled Master Li into the sky and disappeared.
Song Huizong rushed into the room with everyone, and seeing that the room was empty, Song Huizong originally planned to arrest Li Yibai. Although it can't be killed. But you can be imprisoned. Then it will make him worse than death.
Gao Yu shouted. 'Ouchi masters are all searching around. ’
Dozens of men in black heard the wind and looked around.
'Holy Lord, are you alright?' Gao Yu bowed.
Song Huizong said angrily, "If I catch this Li Yibai, I must not let him go." I'm so angry. ’
Li Yibai and Li Shishi landed at a Bay Area villa in San Francisco, USA.
When Mandy saw Li Yibai coming back, he hurriedly greeted him,
'Master, you're back. We miss you so much. ’
Li Yibai introduced Master Li to them.
In the future, the teacher and the girl will also be your master. Take care of her. ’
Mandy was used to Li Yibai often bringing women back, and nodded one after another,
'Yes the host. ’
Master Li was amazed to see the modern furnishings in the room.
'Li Gongzi, where is this?' My eyes went blank, and when I opened my eyes again, there I was. It's amazing. ’
Li Yibai smiled faintly and said, "This is the United States, and all the cosmetics you get are bought here." ’
'Wow. United States. It's amazing. It's so beautiful here, it's like paradise. Master Li sighed again, "But." You have offended the emperor and can't go back to the Great Song Dynasty. What to do. Do you still have family in Da Song? ’
Li Yibai pondered for a moment, that's right, he did offend Song Huizong now, Song Huizong still didn't know his details, if Song Huizong wanted to rectify him, it would be too easy, so he had to solve this problem immediately.
Li Yibai thought about this question and walked around the room, when suddenly he saw a news on TV: a famous Hollywood actor unspoken director and filmed a video.
There it is. Li Yibai came to inspiration and touched the mobile phone in his pocket, "I'll also give him a paragraph, he has a handle in my hand, see how well he can handle me." ’
"Master, let's go back to the Northern Song Dynasty, you continue to stay in the Xiaoxiang Pavilion, I will be able to rescue you soon, and we can be together." Li Yibai said to Master Li, "Do you want to be with me, Master?" ’
Master Li blushed and nodded, Li Yibai cared about her everywhere in the past few days, and dared to offend the emperor to protect her, which moved her, and Li Yibai took her away when she was in danger, which is a shared adversity. These several touches are all factors that give rise to love, how can Master Li not love Li Yibai.
'I do. I'm already a childe. ’
'That's good. Li Yibai took Master Li's hand, "Then let's continue to return to the Song Dynasty, you continue to wait for the emperor in the Xiaoxiang Pavilion, I will still hide behind the screen, and I will be able to subdue him immediately." ’
In the Xiaoxiang Pavilion, the masters of the Great Inner failed to catch Li Yibai and Master Li when they turned over the wall and cabinets.
Song Huizong and Gao Yu were puzzled,
'What's going on?' ’
A big inner master said, "My subordinates are incompetent, and I have searched all over the area around here, but I haven't found Li Yibai." ’
Song Huizong and Gao Yu had no choice but to leave the Xiaoxiang Pavilion
After Song Huizong and Gao Yu left, not long after, Li Yibai and Master Li flew back. Li Yibai hid behind the screen again.
Li Yuan was frightened and went back to Master Li's room in a cold sweat to check.
'Master, you're back. Li Yuan was taken aback. "So many people looked for you everywhere just now, but they couldn't find you, I thought you were taken away by that Li Yibai." ’
Master Li said lightly, "I'm fine." They were just hiding behind the door, and they didn't show up. ’
Li Yuan said, "It's good that you're here, and I'll count on you to make money for me." However, I still have to criticize you, how can you follow that Li Yibai to offend the emperor. Don't you want to live? ’
Master Li hurriedly bowed down and said, "Master shouldn't be, it was just a dangerous situation at that time." ’
Li Yuan continued, 'Isn't it good that you gave your virgin body to the Holy Lord? This is the honor of many women, you don't want it, I sue you, you must not offend the emperor, and you are not allowed to have feelings for that Li Yibai. ’
Li Yuan glared at Master Li again, and Master Li was flustered.
"Are you in love with Li Yibai?" ’
'Nope. Master Li's face was red, a little panicked, and his eyes were looking elsewhere.
'Nope. Li Yuan continued to stare at her, "If not." What are you blushing about. ’
Master Li disguised and said, "I was just frightened just now. Mom, please come back. ’
Li Yuan continued, "Let me tell you, men don't have a good thing. Those who do our business must not have real feelings for men. ’
Master Li nodded.
Afternoon. The news of Master Li's return reached Song Huizong's ears again.
Song Huizong was overjoyed.
'That Li Yibai is not here. ’
Gao Yu said, "No. This time, His Majesty can have a private meeting with the teacher and the girl with peace of mind. ’
'Hmm. Master Li can only be my person. Song Huizong smiled, "Captain Gao, let's hurry up." ’
Soon, Gao Yu and Song Huizong came to the Xiaoxiang Pavilion again.
Song Huizong rushed into Master Li's room impatiently, ignoring the image of the Son of Heaven at all.
'Master. Teacher. I'm coming. You were naughty just now, where did you go. ’
Master Li smiled and said, "Your Majesty." I was in my room just now, but I was frightened and hid under the bed. ’
Song Huizong no longer cared where she was just now, he just wanted to get along with her quickly.
"Master, you must be thinking about me. Come, let me kiss one. ’
'No, Your Majesty. Master Li deliberately obstructed.
I couldn't wait, I wanted it in the morning, but because of Li Yibai's sabotage, I held it until the afternoon. Song Huizong said eagerly, "Give it to me quickly." ’
Master Li smiled weirdly. 'Your Majesty, you take off your clothes first. We go back to bed. ’
Song Huizong was more obedient than his grandson at this time, and immediately took off his clothes and hat.
This qiē is what Li Yibai taught Master Li to say.
At this time, Li Yibai was holding his mobile phone to record Song Huizong's speech and undressing when he came in.
Song Huizong stripped naked, "Master, it's time for you to take it off." Let's hurry up and get to bed. ’
'Majesty Xià slowed down. Li Yibai held his mobile phone and recorded the video while walking towards Song Huizong.
'You, Li Yibai, are still there. Song Huizong was shocked and angry.
Immediately, Song Huizong wanted to turn around and call the master outside to come in and arrest Li Yibai.
'Wait, Your Majesty. Li Yibai took the mobile phone to Song Huizong and showed him the replay video in the mobile phone.
Ah, what's going on. Song Huizong was taken aback, stammering and almost speechless.
Li Yibai said lightly, "This thing is called a mobile phone, and it can be recorded." Video is like a shadow puppet show to record the scene of reality. 陛xià is a master of Danqing.,Know how to draw.,Of course, it can also be imagined that this mobile phone can draw the whole process of 陛xià just now.。 ’
'You, you. What a guts. Song Huizong rebuked angrily.
Li Yibai smiled faintly, "Your Majesty, I have evidence of your prostitution just now, if I announce it to the world, Your Majesty will definitely lose its majesty." So Your Majesty must listen to me. ’
Song Huizong scolded angrily, "What do you want to do." ’
Li Yibai said lightly, "I just need His Majesty to promise me a few things,
First, leave the teacher's girl, the teacher's girl is mine.
Second, you are not allowed to retaliate against me for today's incident. ’
Song Huizong shook his head and said, "Even if I promise you today, you are not afraid that I will regret killing you in the future." ’
Li Yibai smiled faintly, "If I don't have supernatural powers, how dare I offend today's saints?" ’
As he spoke, Li Yibai's figure flashed and disappeared in front of Song Huizong's eyes.
Song Huizong was taken aback, and cold sweat broke out on his head.
In an instant, Li Yibai fell from the sky again,
'Your Majesty, will I be afraid of you?' ’
Before Li Yibai and Master Li disappeared, Song Huizong felt strange, and then there was the strange item mobile phone just now, which seemed to be something only in the fairy world. and Li Yibai disappeared out of thin air in front of his eyes, and appeared out of thin air.
This mysterious phenomenon made Song Huizong, who believed in Taoism, think that Li Yibai was an immortal. He asked solemnly
'Excuse me, are you a god?' ’
Li Yibai laughed in his heart, Song Huizong was really fooled, he believed in Taoism and was well known to everyone, and he also proclaimed himself the emperor of Taoism, and he often dreamed of attaining Taoism and ascending to immortality.
Then I'll just use that to make him succumb to me completely.
Li Yibai put his hands behind his back.
That's right, I'm a god. I am the old man who descends to earth. When it is peaceful today, I have come to call you. ’
Song Huizong was frightened and quickly knelt down, "The disciple is wrong. Please atone for your sins. (To be continued!)
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