Chapter 3 Pu Buhua

"Bold." Tuhuan Timur slapped on the edge of the bed, and there was a heart-piercing pain in the palm of his hand.

After all, Wang Shi has suffered successive defeats in the past year or two, and has just blown up the Yellow River and drowned many people, both the morale of the army and the people are extremely low, and it is very necessary to use a series of big victories to boost morale.

But the private exchange of prisoners of war with Zhu Butcher is far beyond the limit of his tolerance, who gave Totoku such a great power, can those captured famous thieves be pardoned casually without the approval of his own imperial pen, if even the power to decide the life and death of the thieves is attributed to Toto, how much difference there is between him, the prime minister, and himself, the emperor.

What's more, among the captives who came back, except for Cai Ziying, a waste jinshi, the other few people are small characters that they have never heard of, as courtiers, it is their duty to die for the country after defeat, why use Fu Youde, a well-known thief, to ransom, this is not what it is to let the tiger return to the mountain.

"Who do you listen to about these things, or is it Pu Buhua, how can he know so clearly." Glancing at Qi, who was so frightened that he bowed his head and was silent, Tuhuan Timur gritted his teeth and asked.

"Concubine, concubine who went to the south to do business, brought back, brought back a few newspapers." Now that the medicine has been fully served, Qi Shi resolutely put away his fangs, "It is the kind of tabloid that the imperial court prohibits copying, one of which writes the whole story of the two sides going by boat and changing generals, and also carved a picture with a wooden board and printed it under the newspaper. ”

"Newspapers." Hearing this, Tuhuan Timur's eyes became colder and colder, and the newspaper persuaded him to order a ban before Tokhtar did not go on the expedition, on the grounds that Zhu Butcher used this thing to demagogue and incite the Han people to rebel with him.

Is it tolerable or intolerable?

"Bring the newspaper to me, let Pu Buhua also come to see me, and, Alu Buhua, you send a few people, Xuan Hama and Xue Xue into the palace to see me, whether their brothers are asleep or not, they will all bring me into the palace."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

"The last will obey." The second queen Qi and the cowardly Xue Qianfu Alu Buhua agreed one after another, trotted back, and after a while, the Goryeo eunuch, Ronglu Doctor Pu Buhua held a large stack of vellum paper printed with words, panting and shouting at the door, "Report, Your Majesty, the old slave has been ordered to deliver you a newspaper." ”

"Get in." Tuhuan Timur and Pu Buhua have also been friends since childhood, looking at the face of oil and sweat that he deliberately made, his anger disappeared a little first, "You dog thief who killed a thousand knives, you dare to hide the newspaper privately, I must have skinned you with my own hands today." ”

"Your Majesty spares your life." Pu Buhua threw himself into the dormitory, his fat body tripped over the threshold, and rolled to the feet of Tuhuan Timur like a ball by inertia, "Your Majesty, please read that the old slave is also a piece of loyalty, forgive the old slave this time, the old slave will definitely be a eunuch in the next life to repay your great kindness." ”

"It's beautiful to you." Tuhuan Timur raised his legs, kicked Pu Buhua lightly in the ass, and then commanded in a deep voice, "Don't pretend, you pretend again, I won't spare you this time, hurry up and point out the useful content of the newspaper to me one by one." ”

"Alas, alas." Pu Buhua pouted his fat big buttocks, climbed a few steps forward, and then neatly flipped out the most important copy in the newspaper, "Your Majesty, please see, this is it, old slave, old slave did not mean to disobey your holy will, old slave, old slave is indeed afraid of delaying state affairs, so he risked his life to let them buy this back." ”

"Shut up, I'll see for myself." Tuhuan Timur snatched the newspaper and quickly swept his gaze over it.

For the newspaper printed by Zhu Butcher, before the imperial court ordered the ban, he actually didn't read it less, there were many strange things on it, which seemed like nonsense, but after careful consideration, it may not be unreasonable, especially about astronomy, geography and calendar, even Si Tianjian cannibal saw it, and felt deeply enlightened, and even stubbornly believed that Zhu Butcher's side must have created some kind of new stargazing tool, hoping that the imperial court could find a way to secretly buy a few back to use.

Tuhuan Timur himself was a master of making weapons, and it was inevitable that he would be said to be itchy, but the plan to secretly send people to buy "artifacts" had not yet had time to be implemented, and Tokhtar had already ordered the blockade of all the crossings on the Yellow River, so he could only put the plan on hold for the time being, and wait until the counterinsurgency battle was a result before making a decision.

In addition to astronomy, geography, and calendars, which interested Tuhuan Timur, various newspapers from Huaiyang often serialized some plain words, such as Shi Nai'an's "The Biography of Jianghu Hawkers", Anonymous's "Wind and Dust Heroes", Zhou Dexin's "Fireworks and Ink Washing", etc., although they are obscenities and thieves, but they are much more pleasing to read than the moral articles written by the old master.

But today, Tuhuan Timur did not need anyone's advice, put aside the two special editions of miscellaneous studies and peace talks, and stared at the ink painting in the lower corner of the front page, which was overprinted with the engraving method.

On the north bank of the Yellow River, the detachment is hunched over, obviously asking for help, while the Zhu butcher on the south bank of the Yellow River is holding his chest upright, making wisdom beads in the grip, in the middle of the surging river, there are two staggered boats, one on the boat is elated, the other boat, but the head is bowed and drooping, like mourning.

"Gurgle, cluck, cluck" unconsciously, Tuhuan Timur bit out the blood from the gums, there was a fishy smell, from the corners of the mouth to the throat, no need to look at it anymore, a engraving, has explained all the problems, if the carver, has not seen the detachment at close range, it is impossible to carve so vividly.

He privately connived with the enemy generals, he deliberately concealed the defeat, he claimed to have conquered Xuzhou, Suining and Suqian one after another, and the good news was frequent, but the generals under his command were captured by Zhu Butcher one after another, who was bullying the king, it is not clear at a glance.

"Your Majesty, the Emperor is angry, be careful, be careful of Zhu Butcher's counter-plot." Obviously, he had already pushed Totoh to the edge of the cliff, but Pu Buhua suddenly became a good person again, and took the initiative to distinguish it for the other party, "The things in the newspaper may not be fully trusted, Na Zhu Butcher has always been scheming, and he can't tell the winner from Tokh for a long time, so it is inevitable that he will use some off-board tricks." ”

"Well, you're cautious." Tuhuan Timur glanced at Pu Buhua, and his heart was full of murder, "What else do you know besides this newspaper, hurry up and tell me about it." ”

"It's all, it's all something that catches the wind." Pu Buhua shrank his thick neck in fright, and responded cautiously, "It is said that after the Yellow River burst, a total of more than 700,000 people were drowned, in addition, there are more than 2 million people displaced, and they are not allowed to flee to the north. ”

"Hmm." Tuhuan Timur frowned, did not comment, the court didn't care, Liu Futong didn't care, only Huaiyang really opened up to contain the victims, this Zhu butcher, but he knew how to buy people's hearts, and he didn't even let go of any opportunity.

But where did his food come from, more than 600,000 mouths in Yangzhou City were enough for him to be anxious, if the Yellow Flood Area escaped more than a million more, could it be that he Zhu Butcher could really refine Gu Dan, and give each Qian a grain, so that the other party would not have to eat for a whole year.

"There are also a few water battles, the Zhu thieves rely on the strong boats and artillery, relying on the Huai River, Hongze Lake, and the Yellow River to block the officials and troops, and they themselves boast in the newspapers, saying that they have won every battle, but the old slave thinks that they have a swollen face and a fat man."

"It's just a dying struggle." Tuhuan Timur sneered, but he understood in his heart that the words in the newspaper may not be just blowing nonsense, otherwise, it would not be clear how the Zhu thief could have captured so many famous and surnamed officers and generals.

"What's more, the red scarf thief Mao Gui led his soldiers and horses to Haozhou." Pu Buhua thought for a while and continued to add, "Together with Guo Zixing, Sun Deya and other thieves, they will defend the river to the death, and block the volunteers under the command of Chakhan Timur to the north of the Huai River." ”

"This is the right thing, Mao Gui's thief has always been known for taking care of the overall situation, Zhu Butcher is inseparable from Totoku in Huai'an, of course he has to go to Haozhou, so that Zhu Butcher has no worries." Tuhuan Timur thought about it and nodded with a wry smile.

The thieves still know to work together, on the other hand, on the side of the court, the courtiers are like thieves, preventing their own emperor from meddling in military affairs, what is this his grandmother's name, in vain you took off and read a belly of books, and was also called a generation of virtuous ministers by the outside, if this is called "virtuous", Cao Cao and Wang Mang can also be respected as saints.

"There is one more thing, the old slave doesn't know if it's true or not." Pu Buhua secretly looked at Tuhuan Timur's face again, and continued to add in a low voice.

"Where, point it out to me." Tuhuan Timur glared at him fiercely and ordered loudly, "Don't play tricks, otherwise I won't be able to spare you." ”

"Yes, yes." Pu Buhua nodded again and again, pouted his buttocks, picked out another newspaper, and sent it to Tuhuan Timur, "This, it says above, there is a Huai thief named Wang Xuan, who took advantage of Toto's fight with Zhu Butcher, and had no time for his kung fu, secretly, secretly led more than 10,000 minions to cross the river to the north, defeated Anton, and then went north along Muyang, Haining and other places, and the summer grain in the official treasury along the way was looted by him. ”

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