Chapter Ninety-Four: The Dispute Between the Two Fats

Luoyang City

"Wen You, you said that this coalition army has 400,000, attacking the city day and night, although our army also has 300,000 troops, but unfortunately they are all newly attached troops, and our army's general Hua Xiong was actually beheaded with a knife, that is the second master of our army, and he can't stop Lu Bu's halberd, then Lu Bu is so brave, and the retreating army will pass Lu Bu to be a god, and he has no heart to fight. I'm afraid this Luoyang won't be able to hold it for long! What do we do next? Dong Zhuo looked at the retreating coalition forces after the onslaught and said to Li Ru.

"Bishui Pass is newly defeated, and the soldiers have no heart to fight. The only way to do this is to give up Luoyang and move the emperor to Chang'an in response to the nursery rhyme. Recently, the nursery rhyme of the market sang: 'There is a Han in the west, and a Han in the east.' When the deer enters Chang'an, there is no difficulty. Confucianism said that "the first Han in the west" should be passed on to the 12 emperors in Chang'an, the western capital, and the 12 emperors should be passed on to Guangwuwang in the eastern capital, Luoyang. Fortune is back. Taishi moved back to Chang'an, so that he could be safe. ”

Dong Zhuo was overjoyed and said: "If it weren't for Wen Xian's understanding, I really don't know what this means." Okay, go back to the palace immediately to summon the ministers to move the capital! ”

"Dong Zhuo in the city, listen, my prince has something to say." I watched the coalition retreat, so I took a few generals with me, along with the recently formed Big Fat Company. Of course, there were also a thousand tiger guards who came to the south gate of Luoyang two hundred steps away, intending to chat with Dong Zhuo.

As for this fat army is Xu Chu selected from the 30,000 fat people in Youzhou ten fat people with flexible skills and an average weight of about 200 catties, these fat men are also about eight feet tall, after Xu Chu's training, I gave them a black modern Tai Chi suit, wrote a big fat word on the front and back chests, and gave each of them a silver shield. This silver shield is based on the original long shield, and on the long side, it is changed to a two-meter-five arc shield. Ten people gathered around me, and it was like a yurt. This idea is also because Guo Jia actually said that I was too large and easy to be shot, so I had a ten-sided protection.

As soon as Dong Zhuo wanted to leave, he heard someone shouting, and when he looked down, he was deeply impressed by the black-faced Zhang Fei, and the red-faced person next to him had seen it, and he knew that it was the king of Chu who came.

"I don't know what the King of Chu is looking for me." Dong Zhuo didn't find the fat man for a long time, so he asked.

"Hahaha, Dong Zhuo, I haven't seen you for a long time, I heard that you have gained weight, so I came over to take a look." I laughed and walked out of a fat shield that had moved away.

"Hmph, Master Ben, what's wrong with being fat, what's so good-looking." Dong Zhuo said angrily.

"It's nothing that others are fat, it's just that you're too fat and undisciplined, even if you envied this king handsome and chic, and tried hard to imitate this king, but you shouldn't surpass this king, so that this king has become a fat second, this king hates to be the second one, this time I came to crusade against you, this king wants to ask you to go back to Youzhou to lose weight, I don't know if Dong Taishi can go down to the city to cooperate?"

"Hmph, you, let's go." Dong Zhuo saw me screaming under the city, didn't bother to pay attention to me, and planned to leave.

I saw that Dong Zhuo was in a hurry to leave, so he could only make a trick, and shouted with the tiger guards behind him, "Luoyang soldiers, Dong Zhuo is afraid of the power of our army Lu Bu, and knows that Luoyang can't be defended for a long time, so he abandons you and waits, but he wants to flee to Chang'an with the Xiliang army. ”

"Chu Fatty, you don't want to be noisy and duplicitous. I really thought that this master was afraid of you. Dong Zhuo looked at the Luoyang army around him, and his military heart was already floating, and he was really worried that someone would suddenly turn back and give him a knife, although he had a treasure armor to protect himself, but it was difficult to guarantee it.

"This king knows that you are afraid of Lu Bu, this king will not fight Lu Bu, you can wait for the city to come and fight alone, or this king and the Taishi will come to duel. As long as the king loses, he will retreat back to Youzhou, and if you lose, open the city gate and surrender. How is it? ”

When the generals around Dong Zhuo heard this, they were angry and asked for battle, and the most ferocious one was Niu Fu.

"Taishi, the last general will ask for battle, and the enemy will be beheaded." Niu Fu finally wanted to fight and save morale, otherwise it would be very disadvantageous to stay in Luoyang for a long time.

"Then the king of Chu is like a cloud, if he is not defeated, retreat quickly, don't take his life. We hurriedly retreated to Chang'an. "Dong Zhuo is also at a loss, if the first general under this command is also killed, the morale is estimated to collapse.

"The little white face comes out." Niu Fu went down to the city tower to fight, and saw that Chu Xiong's side was all strangely shaped, and when he saw Zhao Yun, he finally saw a normal, but also small and weak one, and named Zhao Yun's shoes out of the battle.

"The enemy general has reported his name!"

"I'm Changshan Zhao Zilong!" Zhao Yunyin pointed and shouted.

"Okay, it's you!" Niu Fu couldn't help laughing.

"Drive!" Zhao Yun didn't care what Niu Fu was thinking now, since he gave himself the opportunity to become famous, don't be in vain, and the white dragon horse rushed up with a slap of his crotch, like a lightning bolt, as fast as a dragon.

"Yikes!" Niu Fu also immediately stepped forward and slashed at Zhao Yun.

Zhao Yun directly picked a gun on Niu Fu's knife and entangled Niu Fu's knife to death, so that Hua Xiong had nowhere to say anything, and he could only follow Zhao Yun's gun.

"Good martial arts!" Niu Fu couldn't help but sigh with emotion, saying that his hands were not slow, and he used all his strength to hope to cut off Zhao Yun's silver spear with one sword.

"Yikes!" Zhao Yun shouted and launched an offensive again and again, with a move of "a hundred birds chirping", the spear in his hand was like a pear blossom in a rainstorm, dazzling and unguardable.

Niu Fu hurriedly used all his heart and soul to carefully feel Zhao Yun's offensive, for fear that one would be accidentally stabbed and dropped off the horse.

"Hundred birds and a phoenix!" Zhao Yun shouted.

Niu Fu suddenly felt that Zhao Yun's body exuded a fierce momentum, which made him feel frightened.

"Drink!" Seeing that Zhao Yun's spear actually emitted a faint white light, Niu Fu hurriedly met it with a knife.

"Ding!" A crisp sound sounded, and the big knife in Niu Fu's hand was directly picked off by Zhao Yun with a shot.

"Not good!" Niu Fu was shocked, and hurriedly wanted to return to the city.

"Come on!" How could Zhao Yun let Niu Fu escape, and directly stabbed out with a shot, stabbing Niu Fu down and falling off the horse.

"Uh......" Niu Fu didn't expect that he would be cut off the horse by this young man in just a few minutes.

"Virtuous son-in-law!!" Dong Zhuo saw that Niu Fu was killed, and he cried out in pain.

"Drink... Drink... Drink" Tiger Guard shouted and cheered in the back.

Zhao Yun stabbed Niu to death, and returned to his own camp without even looking at it.

"Dong Zhuo, you have also seen it, your first general, you can't even beat a nobody in our army, what else are you going to fight? By the way, I sent 20,000 troops to take Hangu Pass a month ago, so you might as well surrender obediently!" I see Zhao Yun easily?? I was also happy to win the battle, and then I looked at Dong Zhuo's face dark.

"Haha, Chu Fatzi doesn't bother you, I arranged for 200,000 troops to clear the back road a few days ago, and now your 20,000 military horses are estimated... Haha" Dong Zhuo was still angry, but now he was very happy to hear that Chu Xiong actually sent 20,000 to block the road.

"Fengxiao, Gongtai, Yuanzhi. Why didn't you remind me?" I looked at the three military advisors pitifully.

"The lord is too worried, the ** chief is the best at fighting behind enemy lines, even if the 20,000 Heavenly Wolf Army gives up Hangu Pass and destroys it everywhere, it will not make Dong Zhuo feel good." Chen Gong said.

"Reasonable, it's the king who is anxious." After I finished speaking, I was looking at the city tower, Dong Zhuo was long gone.