After Lu Fatzi and the dog-headed master Wang Shaobo teamed up to scold Zhou Peigong so much that he vomited blood in public, Wang Xu and Xiong Cixu and other mites Qingqin had no face to mention the extension of the payment time of military salaries and food at the banquet, so they could only honestly eat the wine and rice rewarded by Wu Laohan, and then leave and go to the house arranged by Wu Jun to stay and rest, and then go to the pavilion to meet the Kupilon, who has been ill since the signing of the peace treaty, and perform subordinate etiquette and visit the illness of Kupilon. As for Wu Laohan's former goddaughter Kong Sizhen, she could only reluctantly visit her nominal official husband, Kong Sizhen.

Out of bad taste, Lu Fatzi, who was extremely curious about what would happen when Kong Sizhen and Sun Yanling reunited, quietly touched the outside of Sun Yanling's room under the pretext of arranging and monitoring Kong Sizhen's despicable actions, and squatted under the window to eavesdrop on the conversation between Sun Yanling and Kong Sizhen. As a result, what made Lu Fatzi disappointed was that he squatted in the cold for nearly two hours, except for hearing Kong Sizhen's crying and Sun Yanling's angry smashing of the teacup and the sound of ruining Wu Jun's military expenses, he didn't hear anything other interesting, and he was also pulled back to the room by the ears of Yu Xuan, who was born in the vinegar sea, and suffered a lot of punches and kicks.

"Dead fatty, are you all bored? When someone else reunites with a husband and wife, you run to the window for me to eavesdrop, what are you going to do? Are you going to help Sun Yanling and satisfy that silver woman? ”

Yu Xuan was also angry, holding Lu Fat Man while punching and kicking and scolding, the vinegar jar almost drowned Lu Fat Man, poor Lu Fat Man was not his opponent, and there was no way to run away, so he could only hold his fat head, crying and begging for an explanation, "Yu'er, you misunderstood, I misunderstood, I didn't mean that...... ouch!" I really mean that, I'm just curious, I want to hear what will happen when Kong Sizhen's bitch and Sun Yanling's cuckold king meet again, I really have no other intentions...... Ouch oh hey, Yu'er, you tap! ”

"You don't come to this set, I don't know you yet? You can even coax down the sparrows in the trees with your mouth, and you still want to lie to me? The jealous Yu Xuan yanked Lu Fatzi's ears viciously, and said even more viciously: "Also, don't think I don't know, you have hooked up with that silver woman before, and your eyebrows are in full swing, you tell me the truth, have you ever done anything with her?" ”

"Wronged! Great injustice! Lu Fatzi was in a hurry, hurriedly pressed Yu Xuan's little hand, and said extremely aggrievedly: "Yu'er, you can suspect me of messing around outside, or you can suspect that I am innocent with other women, but you must not suspect me of hooking up with Kong Sizhen!" Because by doing so, you have not only insulted me, but also insulted my ancestors for eighteen generations! No matter how human I am Lu Yifeng, no matter how lustful and thirsty I am, I won't be so hungry that I even want that kind of woman, right? ”

"Really?" Yu Xuan asked with a look of disbelief.

"I swear by the honor of my ancestors, and then by the honor of my only son, Lu Bangjing!" Fat Lu replied categorically.

Yu Xuan was still a little suspicious, and after carefully looking at Lu Fatzi, he found that it did not seem to be a fraud, and considering that Lu Fatzi's family has been such an only son for several generations, since Lu Fatzi dared to swear by such a single seedling, it proved that the oath was true. So after Yu Xuan pinched Fat Lu's ears again, he finally let go of Fat Lu's pitiful ears, which were already red and swollen like pig ears, and muttered: "So weird, how could Kong Sizhen, that shameless woman, look at you with such eyes?" You look like a fat pig, can you still seduce a woman upside down? ”

"What kind of eyes does Kong Si bitch look at me?" Fat Lu rubbed his red and swollen ears, groaned and asked casually.

"Of course, it's the silver woman's eyes when she looks at the husband!" Yu Xuan glanced at the fat man Lu and said angrily: "You didn't notice today? When Kong Si Yinwu secretly looked at you a few times, her eyes were shining, and the face of the surnamed Xiong standing next to her looked at you as if she was jealous and dissatisfied, doesn't this prove that you, a dead fat man, have such a leg with that silver woman? ”

"Is there such a thing?" When Lu Yuxuan reminded him so carefully, Lu Fatzi recalled carefully, only then did he find that today's situation was a little wrong, when Kong Sizhen looked at himself before, his eyes were not only hatred is resentment, but in today's gaze, there seems to be something more, and the extremely handsome Kang Mazi's pet minister Xiong Cixu, obviously and he said that there is no grievance and no hatred, looking at his gaze, but for no reason it contains the viciousness and jealousy that nothing can be concealed, that look, It seems to be a bit like the feeling that Fat Lu has snatched his wife's lover.

"yes, why is that?" Recalling this, Fat Lu couldn't help muttering to himself, "Could it be that Kong Si Bitch took the oath of the year seriously and must leave her Yunnan for the first time to me?" On that note, do I ......"

"What did you say?" Before Fat Man Lu finished talking to himself, Yu Xuan's little hand had already grabbed Fat Lu's fat ears again, and he raised his eyebrows and asked, "Dead Fat Man, what did you just say?" Kong Si Yinwoman swore that she would leave Yunnan to you for the first time? Then without waiting for Lu Fatzi to explain, Yu Xuan's pink fist ** had rained down again, and Lu Fatzi's pig-like howl and screaming voice echoed in the room again.

"Yu'er, that's Kong Sizhen's oath, what's the matter with me? I didn't agree, spare my life, spare my life............! ”

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It took most of the night to appease the jealous Yu Xuan, and paid the arrears of several days of public food, until the next day, when the sky was bright, the blue nose and swollen face Lu Fat finally was able to leave the room of Yu Xuan, and came to Wu Lao Han Jian's temporary line Yingmao, but Wu Lao Han Jian reunited with his young grandson yesterday, and he was too emotional and slept very late, and he still didn't get up at this time.

"Yifeng, what's wrong with your face? Caught by a cat? Seeing the appearance of Lu Fatzi's face full of finger marks and paw prints, Hu Guozhu was startled at first, and when he learned that it was a masterpiece from Yu Xuan, Hu Guozhu couldn't help but scold: "Virtuous nephew, it's not my uncle who said you, Xiaosu monk and Xiaojun Lord are rare good women, what kind of rabbit do you learn from others to play?" Are you worthy of your wife, the little princess and the little man? If you let your father-in-law Wu Guogui know, you will have a good time! Hurry up and cut it off for me, ask a woman to serve, and my uncle will pick a few good ones for you to send! ”

"Wronged, wronged." Lu Fatzi was dumb and ate coptis, so he had to shout again, but he wanted to explain it, but it was a little difficult to explain.

"Wronged? The matter between you and Yu Xuan, who in the Wuchang garrison doesn't know now, and still has the face to shout grievances? Hu Guozhu snorted coldly, waved his hand again, and said: "If you go on like this, just wait to be cleaned up by your father-in-law and your father-in-law, I don't bother to care!" Speaking of business, Ying Qi just sent someone to report secretly, last night, Xiong Cixu really sent him a batch of rare treasures worth thousands of gold, and asked him to meet at noon in the restaurant outside the city at noon, saying that there was something important to discuss - what do you think about this? ”

"Bear Shoes?" Lu Fatzi was a little surprised, and said: "How can it be Xiong Cixu, it stands to reason that since Emperor Mangou deliberately sent Kong Sizhen here, she should have come forward to do these things?" ”

"I'm also curious about this, if Kong Sizhen's bitch comes forward to do these things, she herself can be used as a weapon, and it should be more convenient to do things?" Hu Guozhu frowned and said, "Is it because Sun Yanling is in Wuchang City, and it is inconvenient for Kong Sizhen to do these things?" Isn't that right, when Sun Yanling and Kong Sizhen were in Guangxi together, they didn't hook up like the same, spying on the news and military situation everywhere for Emperor Mangou, and Sun Yanling was still kept in the dark? ”

"Perhaps, the full dog is planning to go his separate ways." Lu Fatzi analyzed: "It can be seen from the composition of the Mangou Mission that the Qincha is making Wang Xu old-fashioned and upright, and the head-on negotiation with us can not only fight on the basis of reason, but also stabilize us, so that we can take it lightly and not take other precautions." Xiong Cizhen, a hypocrite, and Kong Sizhen, a silver woman, acted separately, showing their strengths, and each was responsible for dealing with a group of people on our side, Xiong Cizhen dealt with the greedy for money, and Kong Sizhen dealt with the lustful. ”

"Something makes sense, or so it should be." Hu Guozhu nodded, and asked again: "Then in your opinion, do we also have to make some adjustments?" ”

"It should be adjusted." Lu Fatzi replied: "According to the nephew's opinion, we should also act separately, one group of people will keep an eye on Xiong Cixu, and a group of people will keep an eye on Kong Sizhen, and hold the evidence that they have bribed and bribed our army's civil and military officials. But please remember that my uncle must not startle the snake, we must strike later, and wait until the dog is in trouble before we do it, so as to deal a greater blow to the prestige of the Emperor of the dog, and at the same time can also alert the group of people in our army who refuse to settle down, and collect the effect of killing chickens and monkeys. ”

"You don't need to teach this." Hu Guozhu snorted confidently, and then ordered: "In that case, I am in charge of Xiong Cixu, and Kong Sizhen will hand it over to you, and if you are short of people, greet me, is there a problem?" ”

"Not really." Fat Lu groaned: "The only thing that my nephew is worried about now is that if my nephew is not on the list of full dogs, or if full dogs are sending Xiong Cishu to deal with my nephew's ......." ”

"You don't have to worry about this in vain, there must be your name on the bribery list of the Mangou Imperial Court, and it must be at the top." Hu Guozhu sneered, and said with a pun: "If we can successfully buy you, then the Mangou Imperial Court can not only take advantage of the issue of military salaries, money and food and the release of prisoners of war, but also get our new gunpowder and new firearms, and kill multiple birds with one stone, can Mangou not target you and put you at the top of the bribery list?" So, you have to be careful, and you have to be faithful. ”

Fat Lu nodded silently, knowing that Hu Guozhu was warning himself. Hu Guozhu suddenly changed his words, and said with a smile: "As for who to send to buy you, needless to say, it must be Kong Sizhen!" - You bastard boy first abducted the beautiful little Gege of Pingnan Wangfu, and then didn't even let go of the beautiful man, can the dog not catch your weakness and chase and beat him? ”

Fat Lu smiled bitterly, and he couldn't wash it away even if he jumped into the Yellow River completely. Hu Guozhu patted Fat Lu on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Go ahead, if you can take this opportunity to do what you said last time, then our Pingxi Royal Mansion will have all the initiative and all the moral advantages, work hard!" ”

Hu Guozhu arranged for people to keep an eye on Xiong Ci's line, and Lu Fatzi obtained Hu Guozhu's consent, under the pretext of awarding rewards for Wu Laohan, with a glass round mirror that means the reunion of the broken mirror, he took the initiative to come to the house where Sun Yanling and Kong Sizhen stayed to ask for a meeting, planning to take the initiative to attack and create an opportunity for Kong Sizhen to buy and envelop him, and also take the opportunity to do his own big things.

When he arrived at Sun Yanling's house, which had been squatting in the middle of the night last night, Hu Guozhu's eyeliner arranged here hurriedly greeted him, and reported in a low voice that Sun Yanling and Kong Sizhen did not sleep all night last night, and they never said a word, Sun Yanling just smashed things all night, and Kong Sizhen only cried all night. Secretly admiring the richness of Kong Sizhen's tears compared to himself, Lu Fatzi hurriedly let people report, saying that Wu Laohan Annihilation rewarded Sun Yanling and his wife, and now Wu Laohan's face no one in the world dared not buy it, so after a while, Sun Yanling, who was full of bloodshots, and Kong Sizhen, who was red and swollen in his eyes, greeted the courtyard gate together and saluted Lu Fatzi.

"Sun Junmen, please get up, Sigege, please get up." Lu Fatzi returned the gift, and gave the glass mirror in the gift box, and said with a smile: "Wang Ye Jun decreed, and ordered the official to reward the military husband and wife with a glass treasure mirror, in order to wish the military husband and wife a reunion after a long absence, and then continue the front edge." ”

"Thank you, Lord Wang." Sun Yanling and Kong Sizhen knelt down together to pick it up, and hurriedly invited Fat Lu into the narrow living room and ordered his subordinates to serve tea. Lu Fatzi looked at Sun Yanling's living room and said, "Sun Junmen, why is your house so small?" Who gave it to you, why are you so blind? Why don't you give an order to the younger brother at the military gate, and the younger brother can ask the prince to give a larger mansion to the military gate? ”

mentioned the treatment after being deceived out of Guangxi by Fat Lu, Sun Yanling was full of anger, but he didn't dare to come out, so he could only say in a low voice: "Some trivial things, don't dare to bother Lord Lu." Besides, Wuchang City was seriously damaged by the war, and the houses were tense, even if a big celebrity like Lord Lu and you in front of the prince could only squeeze into a small house with the three generals, the Sun Yanling brothers lived in one house each, and they were already very satisfied. ”

"That's not going to work." Lu Fatzi shook his head and said with a smile: "After the prince raised his army, among the people who abandoned the darkness and turned to the light, Sun Junmen's official position is already the highest batch. So it must be changed, don't worry, at the latest tonight, I will definitely get a big mansion for the military gate. ”

Sun Yanling was originally an incompetent person who was greedy for enjoyment and arrogant, and when he saw that Lu Fatzi was very sincere, he no longer shirked it, and quickly saluted and thanked him - but his heart was sour, one wrong step and one wrong step, he was a dignified Guangxi general, and now he wanted to thank Lu Fatzi, a sesame mung bean-sized prefect. Lu Fatzi smiled and said: "Don't be polite to the military gate, by the way, there is another good news to tell the military gate, the prince himself has asked people to prepare a seal, ready to perform the saint, please ask the emperor to seal the military gate as the king of Dingnan, and inherit the title of Prince Kong." ”

Lu Fatzi really didn't make Sun Yanling happy this time, but after Wu Laohanjian and Hu Guozhu and others discussed, they thought that if they could get this title for Sun Yanling, then they could not only strengthen the control of the Guangxi army, but also buy people's hearts and set up a banner of sincerity to surrender and rebel, even if Kang Mazi refused, Wu Laohan's banner of preferential treatment of generals has also been played, which will have infinite benefits for the future war of the Wu army, so it has really been done according to what Lu Fatzi said. And after the political straw bag Sun Yanling heard this, he didn't think about why Wu Lao Hanjian and the others made such a move, and the gloomy face immediately showed a look of surprise, and blurted out: "Really?" ”

"Sigege is here, how dare the lower officials deceive the military?" Lu Fatzi said with a smile: "The military gate was personally recruited by the lower officials, if the lower officials lied to make the military gate happy, and then the military gate left with Sigege in anger, then the prince must not peel the skin of the lower officials?" ”

"So, is that true?" Sun Yanling's face was ecstatic, and he hurriedly got up and saluted: "Please Lord Lu report to the prince, if the last general can really get his wish and inherit his father-in-law's title, then the prince is the reborn parents of the last general, even if the last general goes to the soup and fires and breaks his bones, he must repay the prince's great kindness." ”

"That's a certainty, the lower official must truthfully convey the military thanks to the prince." Fat Lu smiled and agreed. Over there, Kong Sizhen quietly glanced at her official husband, and secretly scolded a straw bag, and if he was sold, he would have to help the number of people - even if Kang Mazi approved Wu Lao Han Jian's recital, Wu Lao Han Jian would really put Sun Yanling back in Guangxi to re-command the army, and didn't he just spend some silver and grain in a safe place as a surrender archway?

Anyway, after hearing the news, Sun Yanling's gloomy face for a long time finally showed some happy smiles, and immediately said that he wanted to leave Lu Fatzi for lunch at his home, Lu Fatzi pretended to excuse himself and accepted the invitation, Sun Yanling was even more happy, and quickly got up again and said that he would personally prepare the best wine and food, and treat his benefactor Lu Fatzi warmly. But when Sun Yanling was about to leave the living room, Kong Sizhen suddenly choked up with red eyes and shouted, "Prepare some wine and food, do you need to go in person?" Put me and Master Lu alone together, and you're not afraid of others gossiping again? ”

Sun Yanling's expression was extremely embarrassed, and he didn't dare to attack in front of Fat Lu, so he could only smile reluctantly: "Lord Lu is the envoy of the prince and the benefactor who gives me guidance, if I don't go to Zhang Luo in person to get the best wine and food, how can I repay Lord Lu's kindness?" ”

Speaking of this, Sun Yanling couldn't help but add, and said with a smile: "Besides, I am absolutely relieved to keep you with Master Lu." Who doesn't know that the last time Lord Lu was in Wuchang City, because he looked at a woman on the street a few more times, he was immediately scratched by General Liusan's face? After that, Sun Yanling, who really had a bad breath, ignored Kong Sizhen's ugly face, laughed and walked away.

"Idiot!" Kong Sizhen whispered to Sun Yanling's back, turned to Fat Lu again, and said with a pretty face: "Lord Lu really has a good appetite, for the most elite army in Guangxi, even Yu Xuan wants!" What a capable person can't do, what he can't endure what a person can't endure, no wonder the emperor and the prince of Pingxi are full of praise for the adult, praising the adult will become a great weapon in the future. ”

"Four grids have won awards, and occasionally change your appetite." Fat Lu was also very thick-skinned, and said shamelessly: "Besides, the reason why Lu is hungry is not because he can't have a peerless beauty like Sigege by his side?" If I can be like Sun Junmen, I can have a wife with a peerless face like Sigege, then don't say that there is just a line of Yu Xuan, even if Long Yangjun is reincarnated and Dong Sima (Dong Xian) is reborn, I will not look at them more if I am lowly and I will not look at them more. ”

Kong Sizhen's apricot eyes widened, looked Fat Lu up and down for a long time, suddenly sneered, and threw a wink at Fat Lu with his surname, and said in an extremely coquettish whisper: "Lord Lu, the slave family heard it right, right?" It seems that it is the first time that an adult has praised the slave family since he met with an adult five years ago, right? ”

"Heartfelt words, what words of praise?" Fat Lu replied in a low voice: "The lower official is just stating the facts. ”

"Today's sun must come out of the west." Kong Sizhen smiled coquettishly: "Once upon a time, when the slave family said similar words to the adult, how did the adult answer the slave family? Why is it that the adults are unusual, and will take the initiative to show goodwill to the slave family? Could it be that what kind of conspiracy do adults want to engage in, and they are ready to play the slave family as a monkey? ”

"Sigege, please think about it." Fat Lu said in a low voice: "On the one hand, after the prince, the princess, on the other hand, is the Qipinzhi County, which is born in cloth clothes and the size of sesame mung beans, is it a match?" This magistrate, in addition to hiding his love in his heart, desperately climbing upward, and striving to one day be able to be equal to the identity of a beauty, and be able to win the true favor of a beauty, what else can he do? If there is another way for the four grids, I hope to teach them. ”

Kong Sizhen completely opened her mouth wide, and wondered in her heart, "Could it be that this dead fat man used to be like that to me because he felt that his identity was unworthy of me, and he was afraid that I would not treat him sincerely?" That's why I sharpened my head and squeezed up and climbed up, so that one day, I could be equal to my identity and be able to be close to me openly? Is it possible? ”

Staring at the fat man Lu with a serious face for a long time, Kong Sizhen smiled again, and said in a low voice: "Lord Lu, don't play with the slave family, if you really have this mind, then why did you want to put the slave family to death several times before?" ”

"Dare to ask Sigege, wasn't the time he was forced to fight back, and that time he wasn't angry Sigege fell into the quagmire and went to get along with those embroidered pillows that are far less capable than the lower officials?" Lu Fatzi replied slowly: "If the lowly post was not desperate to survive at that time, would he have the opportunity to be on an equal footing with the four grids today?" ”

"It makes sense, but I still don't believe it." Kong Sizhen shook her head and said with a coquettish smile: "I'm really sorry, Lord Lu, you are so cunning that you are so slippery that you are called an oiled loach, so every word you say, the slave family really doesn't dare to believe it casually." ”

Fat Lu sighed, stared at Kong Sizhen's beautiful eyes, and said in a low voice: "There was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, and there is nothing more painful in the world than this." If God could give me a chance to do it all over again, I would say three words to that girl: I love you! If I had to put a deadline on this love, I would like it to be ......, 10,000 years! ”

Kong Sizhen stared at Lu Fatzi, like a star, the light in her beautiful eyes flickered, two tears suddenly oozed from the corners of her eyes, and she whispered: "Although I know that you are lying to me, I am also satisfied to hear what you said to me." ”

Tears slid down, and Kong Sizhen choked up: "Thank you, dead fat man!" Dead liars! ”

(To be continued)