"It's so late, that stupid girl won't really be waiting in front of the Daxiong Treasure Hall, right?"

Seeing that the sky was already dark, most of the monks in the temple had already finished eating and were doing their evening homework, and at the same time, the temperature that had been hot for a long time suddenly dropped, and at first I felt that Shang Wanyan would definitely be waiting for him in the main hall of Shaolin Temple, and the fat man began to shake a little, thinking that this girl should not be so stupid, and she was really stupid and had been kneeling in front of the Buddha statue and waiting for herself to pick her up. But when he rushed into the main hall with a roll, Fat Lu was stunned.

In the main hall, under the faint green light in front of the Buddha statue, Shang Wanyu knelt lonely in front of the Buddha statue, her delicate body trembled slightly in the night wind, and it seemed that she couldn't support it anymore, but she was still struggling to hold on, looking cute and pitiful from a distance, so that Lu Fatzi's conscience had never hurt a little.

Fat Lu slowed down and walked to Shang Wanyan's side with the lightest steps as much as possible, he wanted to give Shang Wanzhen a smiling face first and then make up a reason for coming late, but when he got closer and took a closer look, Fat Lu found that Shang Wanyan's cheeks were a little white and frozen, and her beautiful eyes were a little red and swollen, and there were crystal tears hanging on her long eyelashes. Fat Lu was a little distressed and embarrassed, and bent down to whisper: "Little county lord, I'm back, let's go." ”

Shang Wanyan opened her eyes suddenly, the fierce light and cold aura in her beautiful eyes flashed together, and she turned her head and glared at Fat Lu viciously, full of murderous energy. Fat Lu was weak and timid, subconsciously took a step back, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, little county lord, I'm a little delayed, and I'm a little late." But then again, why are you so stupid to tell you to wait here, you really wait a few hours, and you won't get up and go back by yourself? ”

Shang Wanyan's little face became more and more cold and gloomy, and the chill emanating from her whole body seemed to be able to freeze Fat Lu to pieces at once. After a long time, it wasn't until he stared at Fat Lu that his neck shrunk that Shang Wanyan said in a hoarse voice, "So, are you blaming myself for being too stupid?" ”

"No, no." Fat Lu denied it repeatedly, and said with a wry smile: "Actually, I think you're a bit of a bull, I just casually told you to wait for me, why did you really wait here for so long?" ”

"So, what you said to me before was just casual talk, and none of it will be taken seriously?" Shang Wanyan's expression was still extremely cold, but there was already some brutality in her tone.

"No, no, every word I say to you is from the bottom of my heart." Fat Lu denied it, and said with a sad face: "I am indeed a little blamed for this today, I shouldn't have forgotten about you because of other things, I am a little to blame." ”

"Just a little bit of blame for you?" Shang Wanzhen finally revealed her true colors, and snorted rudely: "So you mean to say that most of the rest still have to blame myself for being stupid?" ”

"No, no." Fat Lu couldn't cry or laugh, and then he realized that Shang Wanyan's occasional brutality was not her accidental whim, but her real surname.

"Forget it, even if you blame me, this has nothing to do with you." Shang Wanyan twisted her face away, and there was a little choking in her tone, "It's my own stupidity, my own stupidity, I would be stupid enough to believe other people's words, and I was so stupid that I knelt here and waited for two or three hours......." ”

As she spoke, Shang Wanyan actually sobbed and cried, hiding her face with her hands and crying: "I am really stupid and pitiful, I want to leave home and be scolded by my parents, I was pulled by others, and I want to go to the capital, one of my brothers even sent someone to kill me, and the other brother sent someone to protect me on the surface, but in fact he also wanted to take the opportunity to kill me." finally escaped, and was ...... again I'm so stupid to be lied to someone who thinks I can trust. In this world, no one loves me, no one understands me, and no one really treats me well, even my father, Wang Eniang, one only knows how to kill people all day long, one only knows how to compete with other mothers all day long, and only knows how to make my own son a ...... in the world, I ...... I still have the strength to live, it's better to die than ....... ”

"Little county lord, little county lord, why are you crying like this? I didn't bully you. Fat Lu panicked and hurried to pull Shang Wantian, but Shang Wanyan struggled to break away from Fat Lu's fat hand and cried even harder.

"Little girl, don't cry." Fat Lu Suo Suo bent down and picked up Shang Wanyan, and whispered in her soft and round ear: "Okay, little girl, don't cry, it's my fault for today's incident, don't cry, okay?" I know that you feel uncomfortable, and I know that you are lonely and sad, but don't worry, this is the first and last time, and I will never lie to you again, and I will never let you be alone again. Behave, don't cry, let's go back to eat, I know you are only vegetarian, just now I asked the masters of Shaolin Temple to prepare the best vegetarian dishes for you, go back and I'll feed you. ”

It's easy to say, Shang Wanyan finally stopped crying, struggling to get out of Lu Fatzi's arms, and Lu Fatzi made the same old mistake again, and said with a smile: "Let me carry you back, you have been kneeling here for so long, you must have been kneeling numb for a long time, I am responsible for the end, carry you back to the room." ”

"Don't." Shang Wanyan blushed and struggled, "Let go of me, I can go by myself, this is Shaolin Temple, it's not good for others to see." ”

"What's so bad? Anyway, when we first entered the temple, you told the master of the temple that we were husband and wife, and you didn't deny it. Fat Lu smiled evilly, hugged Shang Wan's petite body as if for no reason and strode away, the little girl was very shy and struggled, so she had to hide her little face in Fat Lu's arms, and bite the fat on Fat Lu's ribs hard to retaliate.

Shang Wanyan's body is very petite, soft and light, and her body also exudes a faint fragrance unique to girls, as smooth and sweet as milk strawberries, giving Fat Lu a feeling of holding a molasses doll sprinkled with perfume, and also making Fat Lu drool, not only completely forgetting the surprised eyes of the monks on the road, but also can't help but have some kind of natural reaction. As a result, Shang Wanyan couldn't help but whisper to Fat Lu and complained: "Is there something hidden on your belt?" It makes me feel so uncomfortable. ”

"Hehe, I didn't hide anything?" Fat Lu smirked.

"Nonsense, you touch it yourself, it's hard and long, what the hell is it?"

Fortunately, at this time, Fat Lu had already walked to Xiao Erlang's room with Shang Wanyan in his arms, and when he opened the door, Xiao Erlang was drinking gruel in the room. Seeing that Lu Fatzi came in with Shang Wanyan in his arms, Xiao Erlang was also happy, and immediately shouted: "Young master, I also said that you went there, and you have already finished Xiao Gege after a long time!" Okay, the young master's kung fu is still the same as it was back then. ”

"Let go, let go of me." Shang Wanyan, who had gradually adapted to being embraced by the fat man Lu, also came back to her senses, and quickly struggled to jump down, hiding in the corner of the room and blushing. Xiao Erlang gave a thumbs up to Fat Lu and admired him.

"Erlang, how is your injury?" Fat Lu was afraid that Shang Wanyan would be shy, so he hurriedly changed the topic and asked.

"Just now, Master Zhiheng came to change the medicine for the little one again." Xiao Erlang replied: "Master Zhiheng said that the small wound bleeding has stopped, and the inflammation is not serious (inflammation is a term in traditional Chinese medicine), and there will be no danger, but he also said that the small blood loss is a bit too much, and you should drink more porridge, and you can't eat dry food for the time being, otherwise it is easy to accumulate food, so the small one didn't wait for the young master, drink some rice porridge first." ”

"It's okay, your injuries aren't serious." Fat Lu nodded, opened the food box sent by the monks again, and saw that there were high-quality vegetarian dishes such as shiitake mushrooms, monkey heads, matsutake mushrooms and yuba, and couldn't help but say happily: "Little county lord, the food is really good, let's go to the next room to eat." Erlang, if you want something convenient, just call me, and I'll come over right away. ”

"No, the little ones can move." Xiao Erlang smiled evilly and said: "But the bed here is too narrow, and the little one can only crawl to sleep when he is shot in the back, so young master, you can be wronged, just squeeze into the next room with the little county lord to sleep, I'm sorry...... Ouch, little Gege, what are you doing with a futon? What did the little one say wrong? The little one can swear to the sky, and at night the little one will definitely plug his ears and not hear anything....... ”

"Ahh Little Gege, don't move the chair, it's going to kill people's ....... ”

Forced to pull the red-faced and murderous Shang Wanzhen out of Xiao Erlang's room, and pulled the little girl into the new room from the Shaolin Temple monk, Lu Fatzi first lit the lamp, then opened the food box and put the meals on the table one by one, and finally put a pair of chopsticks for Shang Wanxian, and then sat next to Shang Wanzhen to eat together. Shang Wanyan was also very hungry, and she was about to start eating a bowl of rice for herself, when the fat man next to Lu suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said, "Slow." ”

"What's wrong?" Shang Wanyan asked suspiciously.

"I suddenly remembered that I had just said I was going to feed you." Fat Lu picked up a piece of shiitake mushrooms, fed it to Shang Wanyan's red lips, and said with a hippie smile: "Now I want to fulfill my promise, so that you don't have to say that I lied to you again." ”

"Phew, who wants you to feed it?" Shang Wanyan blushed and opened Fat Lu's dirty chopsticks, but her heart was very sweet.

"No, a manly man, once he says it, it's hard to chase the horse." Fat Lu had to inch in, so he simply picked up Shang Wanyan, let her sit on his left thigh, hugged her thin waist with one hand, and fed vegetables to her mouth with the other. Shang Wanyan struggled for a moment and struggled to get out, so she had to half-push and half-open her small mouth, eat the food fed by Fat Lu, and glared at Fat Lu with a red face, and scolded: "The smell of sweat is all over my body, and the dishes stink." ”

"Really? How can I not smell it? Fat Lu put the dish under his nose and smelled it, and said seriously in confusion: "The dish is very fragrant, no smell?" ”

"Of course you can't smell it, I smell it when I eat it." Shang Wanyan glanced at Fat Lu.

"Really? Then I'll smell it again. Fat Lu nodded seriously, and then put the fat face on Shang Wanyan's little face, which frightened Shang Wanyan's face, and quickly pushed away Fat Lu, and said angrily: "Dead fatty, what do you want to do?" ”

"Didn't you say that food stinks in your mouth? Of course I smell your mouth stink. Fat Lu replied confidently.

"Dead fat man, always trying to take advantage of his mother." Shang Wanyan's face turned red again, and she pinched Lu Fatzi's waist hard. Lu Fatzi smiled evilly, finally ended the ridicule between him and Shang Wanyan, and honestly fed Shang Wanyan, Shang Wanyan's face was full of crimson, wanting to refuse and welcome, but he couldn't resist Lu Fatman's insistence, and finally honestly accepted Lu Fatzi's courtesy, and the Burrow was as warm as spring.

Finally fed the little girl, and the fat man himself swept away the rest of the meal, so he burped and said to the little girl: "Little county lord, if nothing happens, the masters of the Shaolin Temple in Putian will send us to the Putian government tomorrow, and then the Putian government will definitely send us to Geng Jimao, the king of Jingnan in Fuzhou." When you meet the prince of Jingnan, how are you going to report to the prince that we were ambushed and attacked? ”

"Of course it's true." Shang Wanyan blinked her big eyes and said slowly: "Of course, I told the prince of Jingnan everything about the before and after of this incident, as well as what we heard and saw in the Shaolin Temple in Putian. ”

"Little County Lord, if you really plan to do this, the masters of Shaolin Temple will definitely not let you go." Fat Lu said with a wry smile.

"Isn't that better." Shang Wanyan smiled and said, "Then I happened to cut my hair in the Shaolin Temple and became a nun." ”

"Shaolin Temple does not accept nuns." Lu Fatzi couldn't cry or laugh, and took Shang Wanyan's little hand again, and said softly: "Little county lord, I know that you are a good girl with a kind heart, and you are also a good girl who knows how to repay your kindness, and you will definitely not take revenge on the masters of Shaolin Temple, right?" ”

"Let go of me." Shang Wanyan blushed and broke free from the clutches of Fat Lu, and asked, "Then what do you want me to do?" Do you want me to lie to Uncle Geng? ”

"It's not enough to lie, as long as you don't mention what you see and hear at the Shaolin Temple." Fat Lu pondered for a moment and said, "As for how to say it specifically, let me teach you this, first of all, before we encountered an ambush with Li Tianzhi's brigade, you can tell the truth completely and don't have to hide anything." Then after we and Li Tianzhi's team were separated, you can't say that we went directly to the Shaolin Temple, but we were first caught by Fu Honglie and Yang Guotai, and they wanted to ............ you. ”

It took a lot of time, and Fat Lu finally taught Shang Wanzhen how to answer the interrogation of Geng Jimao and Geng Jingzhong's father and son, and asked Shang Wanzhen to remember a few particularly critical details. After listening, Shang Wanyan asked very strangely: "Why do we do this, if I say this to Uncle Geng, Uncle Geng still has to fight with Kong Sizhen Sige in Guangxi?" ”

"Of course it's revenge, Fu Honglie is Kong Sizhen's house slave, they treat us like this, we still have to take revenge and vent our evil anger?" Fat Lu asked rhetorically, hugged Shang Wanyan in his arms again, and whispered in her ear: "There is one more thing I didn't tell you, that guy Fu Honglie spread rumors this morning, spread rumors and slander, saying that I hooked up with you and eloped hand in hand, I couldn't be angry that he slandered your innocence, so I killed him with the help of the masters of Shaolin Temple." If you don't help me say this, not only will the masters of Shaolin Temple be in trouble, but I will also be in big trouble - Xiao Gege, can you bear to see me suffer such a big lawsuit for you? ”

"Let go of me, why do you always hug me, don't you know if men and women kiss or not?" Shang Wanyan blushed again and broke free from Lu Fatzi's embrace, twisted his head and said: "Okay, I promise you to do this, but I'm not here to help you, the main thing is that En's revenge on the masters of Shaolin Temple will cause big trouble." ”

After that, Shang Wanzhen blushed again and said: "If it weren't for the fact that I didn't want to cause trouble to the masters, I wouldn't have agreed to you, just by virtue of your rude behavior towards me in the past two days, you will be killed and your home will be raided, and I won't blink an eyelid!" ”

"In this way, I once again occupy the light of the masters of the Shaolin Temple." Fat Lu sighed, stood up and yawned, and said, "Little county lord, it's not early, let's sleep, it's cold tonight, huddle in a bed to warm up." Don't worry, I don't have a problem with snoring, and I can't argue with you. ”

"Whew!" Shang Wanyan couldn't bear it anymore, jumped up and dragged the fat man forward, "You go out for me, go to sleep next door, don't sleep in the same room with me." ”

"I'm not allowed to sleep in the same room with you? Why? You asked me to have only one room at noon today, and I thought you wanted me to share a room with you. ”

"How did I think you were so thick-skinned that you wanted to squeeze into a room with me? If you don't go out again, I'll shout, please ask the masters of Shaolin Temple to catch you, a dead fat stinky silver thief, and soak the pig cage! ”

"Don't, don't, I'll go, I'll go." Fat Lu raised his hand in surrender, and suddenly hugged Shang Wanzhen again, and before Shang Wanzhen could react, he quickly kissed Shang Wanyan's ruddy cherry mouth, and sucked it with all his might, then let go of the little girl and escaped from the room before she lost her temper.

"Dead fatty, take advantage of me again, one day cut off the fat on your body with a knife, roast it piece by piece!" Shang Wanyan has always inherited the genes of the Shang family's brutality and killing, and she couldn't help but make an angry and solemn oath in shame! But when she touched her cheek again, Shang Wanyan immediately found that her face was as hot as coals, and her heart was beating so violently that she almost jumped out of her chest............

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After taking advantage of Shang Wanyan's room and escaping, Lu Fatzi did not return to Xiao Erlang's room, but slowly walked to the backyard of Shaolin Temple with his hands behind his back, and found someone to lead the way to find Chen Jinnan, Zhitong and Zhiheng, and asked straight to the point: "Chief Helmsman Chen, just now I asked you to be busy dealing with the corpses of Fu Honglie and others, did you stay?" ”

"Of course I stayed." Chen Jinnan replied: "Just now, Lord Lu, you said that you are going to use the corpses of Fu Honglie's gang of Han Annihilation to make the dog Han Jianshi Lang have a big black cauldron, how to do it, and I hope that Lord Lu will give you advice." ”

"Lord Lu doesn't want us to send the corpses of Fu Honglie and these Han annihilations to Shi Lang's barracks?" Master Zhiheng interjected and said: "If this is the case, the difficulty is very high, first, the sailor camp of Gouhan Jianshi Lang is in Tongshan, Zhangzhou, the distance is too far, carrying so many corpses over, it is easy to be discovered by the Tartar Hanjian on the road, and he is not sure to be sent to the heavily guarded Fujian Sailor camp." Second, we received news that Shi Lang had been in Fuzhou during this time, and even if we could hide the body in the camp of the Fujian Sailors, I am afraid that we would not be able to frame Shi Lang's head. ”

"It doesn't have to be that troublesome." Lu Fatzi shook his head, "Besides, if you hide the corpse in the camp of the Fujian Navy Division, the traces of framing the blame are too obvious, and no one will be so stupid as to hide the evidence of the crime in their own camp after killing someone." ”

"So how do you do that?" Chen Jinnan said distressedly: "I have been thinking about this plan just now, but I have never found half a way to plant the stolen goods on the head of the Taiwanese traitor Shi Lang. ”

"Don't worry, I've already come up with a great idea." Lu Fatzi asked gloomily: "Chen Junshi, do you have your official seal letter with you in Taiwan?" ”

"I came to the mainland this time to set up the Heaven and Earth Society, and for such a big event, of course Yin Xin should be with me." Chen Jinnan replied.

"Just take it with you." Fat Lu applauded and said quickly: "Do this, Master Chen, you pick up the pen, use your reputation to write a handwritten letter to Shi Lang, and then leave your money and stamp your seal." ”

"I wrote a handwritten letter to Shi Lang?" Chen Jinnan is a flute.

"That's right, I'll talk about the content, you look at the polishing." Fat Lu said in a deep voice: "First of all, Master Chen, you have to be more affectionate at the beginning of the letter, greet Shi Lang's recent situation, and it is best to create the illusion that you are often in direct contact with Shi Lang. ”

"That's fine." Chen Jinnan nodded quickly.

"Immediately afterwards, Chen Junshi, you have to tell Shi Lang in the letter, just say that the Taiwan army is seriously short of saltpeter, the material for making gunpowder, and I hope that Shi Lang will help solve it as the commander of the Tartar Naval Division." Lu Fatzi said gloomily: "In this way, after Chen Junshi, you return to Taiwan and use my method to refine a large amount of saltpeter, the Tatar will definitely report this situation to the Tartar court, and at that time, the dog Han Annihilation Shi Lang will not be able to wash it even if he jumps into the Yellow River." ”

Chen Jinnan was dumbfounded, and only patted his thigh for a while and smiled: "Wonderful, echoing before and after, there is evidence, Lord Lu, you are really wonderful!" It's so ruthless! ”

"More ruthlessness is yet to come." Lu Fatzi's tone became more and more cold, "In the second paragraph, Chen Junshi, in the name of Taiwan's military advisor, ordered Shi Lang to confirm the matter of the Tartar Emperor Shunzhi's ordination that he provided last time, and asked him to find out at all costs whether the Tartar Emperor Shunzhi faked his death, and whether he just cut his hair and became a monk as Shi Lang said last time?" If Shi Lang finds out that the Tartar Emperor Shunzhi is indeed not dead, but just a monk who cheated his death, then he must try to kill this Tartar Emperor or kidnap him to Taiwan! ”

"Brother Lu, what are you talking about?" Chen Jinnan's eyes widened, and he said in surprise: "Tartar Emperor Shunzhi didn't die, he just became a monk?" ”

"The information collected by the Pingxi Royal Mansion has not been confirmed to be true or false, so I don't dare to say it to death." Fat Lu said lightly.

Chen Jinnan and the others continued to be dumbfounded, and after a long time, Chen Jinnan said happily: "If this news is true, we will plant it on Shi Lang's head again, so that the Tartar court will think that Shi Lang betrayed this news to our Yanping County Palace, then Shi Lang, the dog man, will die, and the Tartar court will kill him no matter what!" ”

"That's exactly what happened." Fat Lu nodded, and said: "But whether this news is true or not, I can't be sure, if it's fake, it won't have much effect." But it doesn't matter, I also prepared a third move, as soon as this big killer came out, the Tartar court not only shook the Manchu Dynasty, but Shi Lang was also dead. ”

"What third move? What is a mass killer? Chen Jinnan couldn't wait to ask.

"Chen Junshi, you told Shi Lang in the third paragraph." Lu Fatzi said word by word: "Let's just say that Shi Lang secretly reported to the prince of Yanping last time, and the little emperor Kangxi Xiao Mazi secretly trained the young guards and prepared to clean up the matter of Aobai, the prince of Yanping attached great importance to it and asked Shi Lang to try to establish contact with Aobai, just wait for the time to come, and the prince of Yanping will give an order to report the news to Aobai!" ”

Speaking of this, Lu Fatzi finally couldn't help but laugh extremely proudly, "As for the purpose of why you want to do this, it is that the prince of Yanping wants to make the Tartar court and ministers have civil strife, fight to lose both, and we Taiwan will take the opportunity to cause trouble!" Oppose the Qing Dynasty and restore the Ming Dynasty, expel the Tartars! - Well, what's wrong with me? Even I felt a little scary, so bad. ”

To find out what happened next, check out the next chapter, "Disaster from the Sky"!