432, woo! Escape from pets and peek at me in the shower

The Witch Emperor blinked fifteen times, and when she could see the line of words hovering over her chest, she became furious.

Sun Xunzhen came here for a visit? What is this place, this is my tent, this is my bathing place, what do you mean by visiting this place? It's to be bold to say to me that I peeked at you taking a shower!

It's too arrogant, it's too much, it's too shameless...... My ice-clear, jade-clean, and incomparably noble body was actually "scouted" by a lowly male pet, which is simply unreasonable.

The Witch Emperor held his chest with his left hand, blocked his lower body with his right hand, took two steps back, jumped back into the bath tub with a pop, and then shouted: "Someone! Li Ru, where are you fool? ”

Li Ru came in response, and when she entered the tent, she immediately shouted in her heart that it was not good.

I saw that the witch emperor shrunk her whole body in the bucket, only showing a head on the surface of the water, stretching out a white arm, and pointing to the red color of "Sun Xunzhen is here" hovering and flying in the room. Her whole body trembled with anger, and her outstretched arm trembled with her trembling body.

"Li Ru, tell me how this bird got into my tent?" The Witch Emperor was furious and said, "My body has been completely scouted by this bastard thing. ”

Cough...... Li Ru Khan said: "We don't know how Sun Xunzhen came up with this military master technique, I have tried it with Guo Jia and Jia Xu, but we can't break it, we can only watch it fly around on our camp." ”

The Witch Emperor said with a dark face: "In other words, when I take a bath in the future, this thing may come to peek at any time?" ”

Your Majesty...... This thing is not specially here to peek at you taking a bath, but to reconnoiter our army's intelligence, so I will grasp the key point. Li Ru wiped his sweat and said, "Your Majesty...... Why don't you take a shower for a few days? Compared with bathing, it is a big problem that our camp is peeked at, and we need to prevent the enemy army from formulating a strategy against our army. ”

The Witch Emperor was furious: "How can you do it without taking a bath?" I have to wash it every day, or I won't be able to sleep. ”

Li Ru coughed dryly and said, "But if you take a bath, you may be peeked at by this thing, Your Majesty, your ice-clear and jade, and incomparably noble body will be stolen by the escape." ”

The Witch Emperor paused for a moment and said in a daze: "I don't want to be peeked at by the fugitive pet, and I want to take a bath, what should I do?" ”

Li Ru shrugged his shoulders and said, "There is no way for subordinates!" ”

"Get out! There's no way around that. The Witch Emperor slapped the water hard in the bucket, causing the water to splash, and Li Ru hurriedly ran away.

Li Ru walked alone, but the witch emperor couldn't get single, the words "Sun Xunzhen came here for a visit" were still flying around in the tent, the witch emperor looked at these words blankly, and didn't dare to come out of the bucket. To go out or not to go out?

When the Witch Emperor hesitated, nm01 had already reconnoitred everything in this "most important camp", and took pictures of all the places and saved them, it was just a robot, and the artificial intelligence was not very clever, and it only knew how to execute orders, and the order Sun Yu gave it was to fly over and disgust Dong Zhuojun, and at the same time carefully reconnoiter suspicious places.

Because Dong Zhuo's camp is the most luxurious and the most atmospheric, this is the most suspicious place in the eyes of nm01, at this time all the places have been reconnoitred, nm01 was about to fly away, and suddenly found that there is another place that has not been reconnoitred, that is...... The Witch Emperor's bath bucket!

nm01 knows that it is a bath bucket, and its intelligence is not low enough to judge the bath bucket, but since it is the bath bucket in this "most suspicious" camp tent, and the owner has ordered "carefully reconnoiter suspicious places", then it must be reconnoitred by the way, although it is unlikely that the enemy army will wrap important military information in oiled paper and put it in the bath bucket, but robots are robots, and not knowing how to be flexible is the characteristic of all robots!

nm01 rushed into the bathtub with the words "Sun Xunzhen came here" and "reconnaissance" with two rows of words, swishing...... Dive downwards and rush to the bottom of the barrel. Its waterproof surname can be first-class, often have to move in the human body, how can it not be waterproof? So diving is just a piece of cake for it.

This rush made the witch emperor bitter, she hugged her body, hid in the water, and was still hesitating to go out, but the result was ...... Sun Xunzhen actually rushed into his bath bucket when he came here, what does this mean? That abominable escape, won't you stop without looking at my body? Want to dive underwater to see my body hiding in the water?

The witch emperor was so angry that she almost cried out, she didn't dare to hide in the water anymore, she supported the edge of the bathtub with both hands, jumped outward hard, and then rushed to the edge of the hanger at a wind-like speed, and stretched out her hand to pull her women's dragon robe, she didn't even have time to wear the dirty clothes, she directly covered the dragon robe on her body, buttoned two buttons in a panic, and then ran outside. The speed of this series of movements is not known how many times faster than her usual snail, it is really as quiet as a virgin, and it moves like a rabbit.

The Witch Emperor rushed out of the terrible "bathhouse", and when he saw that the nasty red letter did not chase after him, he breathed a sigh of relief, and after he was relieved, he was angry, and after he was angry, he was sad...... I am the empress of the demon kingdom, and I was forced to take a bath by a fugitive pet.

She looked back at her luxurious tent, tears suddenly flowed down, I have always been the only one who bullied people, when have I ever been bullied? It's too much...... Woo...... Nasty escape, you're dead, if you let me catch you, I'll have to castrate you.

The more the witch emperor thought about it, the more sad she became, she was really a person who had never suffered a loss, she bullied the children of the same village since she was a child, and when she grew up, she became an official, and bullied the general He Jin, who was an official at the same time, to cry every day, and later entered Luoyang, and the emperor of the Han Dynasty was also bullied by her miserably, and finally succeeded in usurping the country and becoming the empress.

Lu Bu, the strongest weapon in the world, can only bow down in front of her "usurpation", the alliance of the princes of the Eighteenth Route is like a chicken and a dog in front of her, and even the showy and proud Mimi Eye was easily defeated by Dong Zhuo, when was she forced to run away in embarrassment?

The Witch Emperor sat outside his tent and wept bitterly.

Just as the "King of Guns" Zhang Xiu was patrolling the camp, passing by Dong Zhuo's camp tent, he saw Her Majesty the Empress sitting on a stone at the door of the tent and crying bitterly, Zhang Xiu was shocked, stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?" ”

The witch emperor snorted and said with tears: "Zhang Xiu, I was bullied!" ”

Zhang Xiu said angrily: "Who dares to bully Your Majesty? ”

The Witch Emperor cried: "In this world, except for that naughty escape, who else dares to bully me? It's just that Sun Xunzhen did it, and he actually peeked at me taking a bath...... Woo......"

Hearing this, Zhang Xiu was almost petrified!

The hateful Sun Xunzhen, I still think he is a hero, the last time he rescued Cao Ying, I was still a little tempted by him, thinking that he was a man who stood up to the sky, but I didn't expect it...... He actually did such a thing as peeking at a woman taking a shower...... Hey? Wait a minute...... Last time I changed my clothes, he also peeked at me...... Zhang Xiu was angry, and she didn't know why she was so angry, until she thought back many years later, she realized that this is hatred of iron and steel! The man he secretly fell in love with was actually a nasty billet who peeked at a woman's bath, this kind of thing is tolerable to uncle, and unbearable to aunt!

Zhang Xiutie hugged Dong Zhuo with a blushing face, and without saying a word, he turned around and rushed to the dock, ordering: "Gather the navy, attack Chibi, and capture the escape!" ”

She is one of the several generals who followed Dong Zhuojun when he started, and she is deeply powerful, and it is a piece of cake to transfer some troops or something privately.

At this time, there happened to be two generals supervising the construction of the naval army on the edge of the dock, these two generals looked very much like kiwifruit, they were Hebei generals Jiao Touch and Zhang Nan, they also participated in the battle of Changbanpo, fortunately not being cut off by Zhao Yun, and picked up a life. The two stepped forward and said, "General Zhang, do you want to raise troops?" Is there a decree from His Majesty? ”

Zhang Xiu said angrily: "Your Majesty was peeked at taking a bath by the escaped pet, and he was so angry that he couldn't give an order, the so-called lord humiliated the ministers to death, now is the time for me to wait for the courtiers to die, less nonsense, order soldiers!" ”

Where can Jiao Touch and Zhang Nan, the two generals, persuade Zhang Xiu, the veteran of Dong Zhuojun, after a while, the crowd on the dock surged, and Dong Zhuo's navy and Jingzhou navy gathered together ...... - "My reconnaissance is back!" ”

Chibi, in the Jiangdong Army Water Village, Sun Yu felt that nm01 had returned to his ears, and he was immediately overjoyed.

He smiled at the Jiangdong girls and said, "Everyone come, let's find a dark room, and I will show you the reconnaissance of Dong Zhuojun's water village." "After all, the Gongsun family and the Jiangdong Sun family are allies, and the defeat of Dong Zhuo mainly depends on the Jiangdong naval army, so Sun Yu did not plan to hide the reconnaissance results privately, and planned to show them to the Jiangdong generals in order to better deal with Dong Zhuo.

"Oh? What you spotted can you show us? Sun Shangxiang was overjoyed and said: "How to put it?" ”

Sun Yu thought to himself: Find a black room with white walls, I can use NM01 as a projector and show you a video, but I can't explain this function.

Sun Yu had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "I know illusion, I can re-enact the results of the reconnaissance with illusion, and everyone will know it after watching it." ”

"You still know illusions?" Sun Shangxiang was overjoyed and said: "Looking for the truth, how many martial arts skills do you know?" ”

"Ahem...... I can't tell! Sun Yu laughed twice and said, "Everyone come, let's find a dark room to see the results of the reconnaissance, my illusion must be used in a dark room!" ”

The iceberg beauty was also secretly frightened by Sun Yu's ability, and she said with a cold face: "Just use the council room, I will let the soldiers use black canvas to surround the council hall." ”

The female generals of Jiangdong came quickly, Sun Quan, Sun Shangxiang, Zhou Yu, Han Dang, Cheng Pu, Huang Gai, Zu Mao, Lu Meng, Ling Tong...... Together with Zhang Zhao and other civil officials, everyone lined up on benches in the conference hall, and sat in a row like a movie theater.

It didn't take long for a simple screening hall to be set up, Sun Yu smiled and said to NM01: "Start projection!" ”

(To be continued)