[The revision of what was written yesterday has been removed, please "open the second reading" again.] Yesterday I wrote about entering the boudoir, so it is inevitable that there will be ** next, but now the wind is tight, or I changed it. Keep asking for the next collection! 】

On the painting boat of the flower building, when Xiao Ji couldn't help but stand up and praise a good "only envy the mandarin duck but not the immortal", everyone also reacted, and the next applause, cheers and praises were like a volcanic eruption!

You must know that although the poets of the Tang Dynasty were famous all over the world, in the early Tang Dynasty, there were really few particularly famous poets. Great poets such as Li Bai, Bai Juyi, and Du Fu were all in the Tang Dynasty. Therefore, these two poems by Xiao Ji Xiao Niang and Liu Minghua can definitely cause a sensation in this era!

Liu Minghua kept returning the salute to the people who came forward to congratulate and worship, and he was a little in a hurry.

The little lady was a little out of shape just now, and now she sat down and looked at Liu Minghua with a crimson face, and then glared at the little girl who read the poem just now. You must know that the little maid once said that if Liu Minghua can come out, then Liu Minghua will have the qualifications to enter her boudoir. Now that Liu Minghua is really right, what can I do?

The eldest grandson Jiaqing is most excited now, after all, Liu Minghua is his brother, and he brought Liu Minghua here.

"Little lady, what did you say? Now, can my brother Minghua enter your boudoir? The eldest grandson Jiaqing was busy for a while, and then he remembered this most important thing.

"This ......" Xiao Ji bit her lip, not knowing how to answer. Could she be that the little maid was talking nonsense just now? What can I do? Otherwise, let him ...... Xiao Ji blushed and didn't dare to think about it.

Liu Minghua hurriedly said at this time: "Hehe, it's not necessary to enter Xiaoji's boudoir!" There is no good or bad in couplets and poems, there are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the sky. Xiao Ji didn't lose to me, so there was no need to fulfill any promises. ”

"Ah, Minghua, how can you say that? Such a good opportunity, do you really want to let it go? "Eldest Sun Jiaqing is anxious. He worked hard to bring Liu Minghua here, why did he come?

"Liu Gongzi, you ......" Xiao Ji was stunned when she heard Liu Minghua say this. First relieved, then stunned. Xiaoji couldn't figure out whether she welcomed Liu Minghua into her boudoir, or was she afraid that Liu Minghua would enter?

Liu Minghua shook his head and said firmly: "Don't mention the matter of the boudoir again!" Besides, the boudoir is heavy, and idlers are not allowed to enter! Don't you know? ”

Hearing Liu Minghua say something interesting, everyone in the hall laughed again.

At this time, someone shouted: "Little lady, didn't you say that today's exam is to pass five levels and kill six generals?" Just now, the couplet and poetry were passed by Liu Gongzi. What are the other levels, please hurry up! ”

"That is, we can't compare to Liu Gongzi in couplets and poems, and we may be able to do anything else! Liu Gongzi is a humble gentleman and does not enter the boudoir of the little lady...... I wouldn't be so polite! ”

"Haha, thank you Liu Gongzi for being humble. Little lady, you can quickly solve the question! ”

Everyone at the scene couldn't compare with Liu Minghua's literary brilliance, so they wanted to compare with others. Liu Minghua can't be very good at everything, right?

Xiao Ji smiled bitterly at this time and looked at Aunt Wang.

Aunt Wang stood up and said, "Okay, you sons are quiet! Since the sons of you ask Xiaoji to continue to write questions, it will be as everyone wishes! Now, let's see the amazing thing, and let you crack it! ”

Aunt Wang said to me, clapped her hands, and a little maid came over with a bamboo basket.

The little maid said: "Ladies and gentlemen, they all say that the bamboo basket is empty. Today, let's see how the bamboo basket draws water! ”

"What? No way? How can a bamboo basket fetch water? The crowd at the scene began to talk about it.

Liu Minghua was only stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized and smiled.

Xiaoji, who has been watching Liu Minghua, was surprised when she saw Liu Minghua's smile, could it be that Liu Gongzi knew the secret of the period?

At this time, in the midst of the doubts of the audience, the little maid slowly poured the water in the teapot into the bamboo basket...... And then the miraculous phenomenon happened - the water didn't even spill out? This bamboo basket can really fetch water!

"This ...... How is this done? ”

"yes, that's amazing!"

"Could it be that the bamboo basket is weird?"

"Nonsense, of course there are quirks, otherwise, let's crack something?"

"Yes, there must be oddities! It's a pity that we can't see it, we can't crack it! ”

The crowd at the scene kept talking.

"Ladies and gentlemen, have you seen how the bamboo basket draws water?" Next, the little maid took the basket and went around the field, so that everyone could see the bamboo basket clearly, and then let everyone crack the secret that the bamboo basket could hold water.

Then, everyone gossiped, but none of them answered. This bamboo basket is right in front of everyone, and it looks no different from an ordinary bamboo basket. But why can this bamboo basket be used to fetch water?

"By the way, Liu Gongzi, you are a great talent, can you crack the midterm secret?" At this time, someone finally remembered Liu Minghua.

Liu Minghua just wanted to refuse, but Xiao Ji suddenly said: "When this bamboo basket is not filled with water, Liu Gongzi will know the answer." Liu Gongzi, please crack it, right? ”

"Ah, wouldn't it? Could it be that Li Gongzi is an unpredictable prophet? ”

"That's it, Liu Gongzi, hurry up and crack it, why can you hold water in the bamboo basket?"

At this moment, everyone at the scene looked at Liu Minghua again.

There was no way, Liu Minghua had no choice but to say: "Hehe, this basket is worth a lot of money." I wonder how many frogs are wasted! ”

When Xiao Ji heard this, her eyes lit up! She really can't figure it out, Liu Minghua even knows this?

"Ah, what does the basket have to do with the frog?" Everyone was confused.

Liu Minghua waved his hand and said: "Don't say it, don't say it, how can people do tricks when you say it?" ”

At this time, Aunt Wang said: "Thank you Liu Gongzi for keeping it secret!" Liu Gongzi has cracked the secret of this bamboo basket. Let's move on to the next question! ”

"Ah, how can it be so appetizing!" People are a little upset with you.

Aunt Wang quickly clapped her hands, and a scary one walked in with a chicken that kept comparing!

Liu Minghua was a little dumbfounded when he saw that a chicken was taken out of the painting boat.

Could it be that in addition to the auctioneer, this flower house also sells chickens or pheasants?

Not only Liu Minghua was stunned, but the nearly 100 people present were all confused. Could it be that the next question of the little lady has something to do with this chicken?

Seeing that most of the people at the scene were dumbfounded, Aunt Wang said proudly: "Don't be confused, yes, Miss Xiao's question is based on chicken!" ”

As soon as Aunt Wang's voice fell, the scene was a little uproar.

"Chickens? What is the title? Could it be that who kills the chicken faster in the competition? ”

This brother laughed, if you try to kill a chicken, how can a chicken be killed? Could it be that the yellow paper is burned and the head of the chicken is cut off, and everyone is bowing to it? ”

"With so many people, how can they bow down? I think it's a competition to see who can make this chicken lay eggs, right? ”

"This brother is so funny! This is a rooster, how can a rooster lay eggs? ”

"Wahaha......" The scene was jubilant.

Liu Minghua almost squirted out the wine in his mouth with a smile, and then he coughed a few times and said loudly: "Who said that roosters can't lay eggs?" I can see it! Haha, laying cocks, fighters in cocks, ohyeah! ”

As soon as Liu Minghua said this, the audience was silent. Then everyone burst into laughter and started slamming the table and smashing the chairs! These so-called amorous boys, at the moment, are uninhibited and uninhibited, and there is no reserve at all!

"Minghua, you can do it!" The eldest grandson Jiaqing, who was laughing so incoherently that he couldn't make a breath, was still busy praising Liu Minghua without hesitation.

Liu Minghua brushed and unfolded the folding fan, and the wind waved the willow and shook the right color and said: "I can do it naturally, everyone on this earth knows it!" ”

The eldest grandson Jiaqing was choked for a moment, gave Liu Minghua a thumbs up, and gritted his teeth a little and said, "You cow!" ”

Seeing that the scene was a bit chaotic, Xiaojiao's face was a little unnatural at first. But when Liu Minghua finally made his grand debut, Xiao Ji was also amused by him.

Aunt Wang held the frightened chicken that was struggling and crowing in one hand, looked at Liu Minghua with cross-eyed eyes, and then shouted angrily: "Sons, please be quiet!" None of the questions you are talking about, the real question is: how to make this chicken quiet, not crowing, and still still! Ladies and gentlemen, did you hear the question clearly? ”

"Ah, isn't that a pastime for us? We are not immortals, and chickens are not humane, how can we let chickens be so obedient? ”

"Haha, it's so simple! If you kill this chicken, won't the chicken stop crowing and won't move? ”

"Wow, this benevolent brother has a point! Then hurry up and kill**! ”

The benevolent brother was also very proud, and said to Aunt Wang: "Just answer the question correctly, I won't kill!" Aunt Wang, is this question answered correctly? ”

The little lady seemed to be covering her mouth and snickering. Aunt Wang said with a black line: "This son, do you think our topic will be so simple?" Let me explain: I don't care, what method you use, but you can't hurt this chicken! ”

"This ...... If you don't hurt this chicken, how can you solve the problem? How unreasonable! When the brother saw the boiled duck flying, he became a little annoyed.

Then there was a lot of discussion on the scene, and everyone was helpless about this chicken.

Just kidding, this chicken is constantly struggling and crowing in Aunt Wang's hands, will this chicken obediently not crow and remain motionless in their hands? Who can do that?

There was a stalemate on the field for a while.

Xiao Ji swept Liu Minghua with an autumn-like gaze, with some expectation.

The eldest grandson Jiaqing keenly noticed Xiao Ji's gaze, so he smiled and pulled Liu Minghua up and said loudly: "Aunt Wang, what's so difficult about this?" Wait for my brother to break it! ”

Liu Minghua couldn't cry and laughed: "Eldest grandson Jiaqing, come to chaos, you think I'm a fairy!" This one...... I really won't! ”

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PS: Today's one watch, to be made up tomorrow's three watches! Please collect!