083 I'll give you the pig

"Why don't you leave, sir?" the lieutenant general asked.

Sun Kaishan looked at the young man in the crowd: "Don't worry, listen and talk." ”

The surroundings gradually became quiet, and the boy's voice became very clear.

"A hundred years before the story happened, the owner of Qixing Island was ordered to guard the northern frontier to resist the demon army, in order to prepare military rations, he risked his life to drive twenty pigs to the territory of the demon clan to sell, who knew that the heavy rain delayed the trip, had to spend the night in a farmhouse. ”

The door opened, and a young woman came out, and she told the owner that there was only one person in the house, and it was inconvenient. ”

"The owner of the island begged, big sister, give a pig, okay?"

The young woman thought about it again and again, and reluctantly agreed, but said that there was only one bed in the house. ”

"The owner said that I would also go to bed and give another pig. The young woman nodded in agreement. ”

In the middle of the night, the owner of the island couldn't sleep, so he discussed with the young woman to sleep on her, but the young woman disagreed, and the owner of the island was ruthless and said, "Give two pigs." ”

The young woman agreed, but she asked not to move when she went up. ”

The owner of the island lay down for a while, and finally couldn't help it, and begged to move, but the young woman refused. ”

The owner of the island gritted his teeth and said, "Move, give two pigs." The young woman agreed. ”

"The owner of the island moved eight times in a row, stopped, and the young woman asked, why didn't he move?"

The owner said...... The pigs are gone. ”

At this point, the boy stopped, and there was silence around him, and everyone was staring at the boy.

"Is that the end?" someone couldn't help but ask.

"Later," the young man said, looking at the man who spoke, "Later, what do you think the young woman said?" she said, "Otherwise, I will give you a pig ......."

"Hahaha. ”

After a short silence, there was a burst of laughter in the crowd, and many people bent down with laughter.

Sun Kaishan also laughed, after the destruction of Seven Star Island, it was the first time he heard someone make fun of the island owner, you know, the island owner was Zhao Tiangang, one of the five great saints in the world, the master of the Tianji Gate a hundred years ago!

"Reward. ”

Seeing that the girl with the hat was begging for a reward again, Sun Kaishan shouted behind him, and the deputy general handed over a money bag, Sun Kaishan threw it out casually, and the money bag drew an arc and fell into the porcelain bowl in the girl's hand more than ten meters away.

The young man who told the story looked up at Sun Kaishan, smiled, he waved his hand and saluted to express his gratitude, and then said loudly: "This matter was soon known by the national teacher. He also drove twenty pigs to the young woman's house......"

......

After rewarding the boy, Sun Kaishan planned to leave here, but suddenly heard the words 'national teacher' and couldn't help frowning.

The national style of Daxia is pure, and martial arts are not taboo, but this does not mean that the people can use the name of the national teacher of Daxia to ridicule and earn gimmicks, especially the national teacher in the mouth of the young man is the master of Sun Kaishan.

Sun Kaishan continued to listen.

In the story of the young man, the experience of the national teacher is basically the same as that of the island owner, and he also climbed on the young woman at the cost of four pigs, but what happened next was an accident.

The boy's voice was very loud, as if he was afraid that others would not be able to hear him clearly.

The national teacher lay on his stomach for a while, couldn't help it, and begged to move, but the young woman refused. ”

"The national teacher said, move it and give two pigs. The young woman agreed. ”

"After the national teacher moved seven times, he stopped, and the young woman asked, why didn't he move?"

"The national teacher said, it's over. ”

"Young Woman: ......"

The laughter of the people around him was louder, and some people squatted on the ground holding their stomachs.

"It turns out that the national teacher is ill. Ha ha. ”

Sun Kaishan's face was pale, and when he saw the girl in green holding the bowl and begging for a reward, he was immediately furious.

"Where did the untouchables dare to openly slander the reputation of the imperial national teacher, and someone came to tie up this kid who was full of nonsense. ”

With Sun Kaishan's cold drink, the deputy general rushed up with four guards.

As a national teacher and personal guard, if Sun Kaishan does not stand up at this time, let alone the future prospects, whether he can survive this year is still two words.

The sudden scene startled the people watching the excitement, and when they saw clearly that the people surrounding them were regular soldiers wearing armor, they immediately made a mess and fled in all directions.

The guards came to the boy, pulled out the ropes, and were about to put them on him.

At this moment, more than a dozen big men with knives and guns suddenly rushed out of the crowd, and they hurled in front of the young man.

"Who dares to move. ”

"Don't want to live anymore?"

"Where did the dog cub come from, he dared to make trouble in Quicksand City, are you tired of being alive? I don't even look at who the person in front of me is, even Ye Gongzi dares to move!"

The big men did not show weakness to meet Sun Kaishan's guards.

Seeing the group of people who suddenly rushed out, Ma Gaoyi pulled out the sword in his waist and shouted: "We are the guards of the National Teacher's Mansion, and this is Lord Sun Kaishan, the head of the Border Patrol Department sent by the National Teacher, do you want to rebel?"

"National Teacher's Mansion?" someone in the big Han asked the side: "Why does it sound familiar?"

The person next to him replied: "It's the one that moves seven times and it's over." ”

"Oh, it's him, this guy is too embarrassed to report the number, it's a shame. ”

"That is, the subordinates who have been under seven times are only two at most, a group of soft goods. ”

"Hahaha. ”

The big men laughed, Ma Gao's face became extremely ugly, he didn't expect that these ruffians not only didn't give way when they heard the name of the national teacher, but they didn't even have the slightest sense of fear, and the two sides were at a stalemate.

Ye Haotian was standing behind, and Zhu Zhu had come to him at some point, and was stuffing the last copper plate in the bowl into his clothes pocket.

"I'll go to the Arrow Tower. Zhuzhu lowered her head and whispered.

"How many gold coins are in that bag?" Ye Haotian asked.

Zhu Zhuzhu paused for a moment, thinking about when this was, why do you still have the heart to worry about money, but she still replied honestly: "There are no gold coins, only twenty-one silver coins and thirty-three copper plates." ”

"-, that's a slam on the door. ”

Zhuzhu glanced up at Ye Haotian, her eyes were a little strange, that means that there are already a lot, you have to kill people, and people will give you money, so don't be picky.

"Be careful. ”

Zhuzhu turned and ran towards the city.

There was chaos in front of the city gates.

Sun Kaishan's eyes flashed with fierce light, he didn't expect that in this small quicksand city, not only did someone dare to insult the national teacher of the Great Xia Kingdom in public, but also dared to openly arrest him, it seems that yesterday's means of establishing authority in the restaurant in the north of the city did not have the expected deterrent effect, as the head of the Border Patrol Department, he felt that it was necessary to kill a few mobs to establish his prestige.

Thinking of this, Sun Kaishan turned over and dismounted and walked towards Ye Haotian.

Ye Haotian's gaze always stayed on Sun Kaishan, and when he saw the other party dismounting, as soon as he raised his hand, the big men in front of him all quieted down.

Sun Kaishan came to Ye Haotian and stopped: "My name is Sun Kaishan, I am the head of the inspection department sent by His Majesty to the border, you slander the reputation of the Hou Wang, you have committed a capital crime, if you are arrested, I can let your family go." ”

Ye Haotian paused for a moment and said with a smile: "It's too much, it's just to tease everyone in the name of the national teacher, the crime will not lead to death." ”

"If you are openly arrested, you can be killed on the spot according to Xia Lu. Adjutant General Ma Gao shouted.

"This is the territory of King Liang, the city lord of Quicksand City is surnamed Xu, according to the laws of Xia, it doesn't seem to be under the control of the people of your National Teacher's Mansion, right? Besides, in addition to the Great Xia Kingdom, there are also the Qinglong Dynasty, the Phoenix Dance Heavenly Kingdom, the Tiger and Wolf Alliance, and every country has a national teacher, how do you know that the national teacher I am talking about is the one from the Great Xia Kingdom?"

"Yes and no, you know it in your heart. If you continue to resist, I don't mind killing one more traitor. ”

"Traitor?"

Ye Haotian laughed, his eyes skimmed to the arrow tower in the city, and saw Zhuzhu standing on it waving to him.

"Then let the traitor die!" Ye Haotian suddenly raised his arm, and a cold crossbow was instantly aimed at Sun Kaishan's head.